Humorous articles
1, in the future, you really have to control your mouth. You gained three or four pounds when you opened your legs, but your legs are not long anywhere else.
2, wearing a short skirt, I feel that my stomach is so big today, and I thought it was getting fat. After half a day, I found that my petticoat didn't pull down a bunch of stomach-squeezing, which was embarrassing.
You can't gain any more weight. If you don't come back later, you won't be able to enter the back door of the community.
4. I have gained weight. It's really hard for me. I have no fixed timetable. I don't get enough sleep every day I'm really getting fatter under pressure.
I have a hunch that I will gain weight again. When I got home, I was tired and sleepy. I want to sleep after eating this point.
6. We often indulge in delicious food and then find ourselves fat. At this time, we were sad again and clamored to lose weight. The following is what Bian Xiao, a non-mainstream family, collected for everyone about how to gain weight recently and how to talk about the mood of gaining weight again. Welcome to reading.
7. I'm really fat, and I have fat on my waist, but I will keep on exercising and keeping fit. Fat is nothing at all.
8. Day after day, it's either cheesecake or cheese nipple. Thank you even if you gain weight. Who made us like this?
9. I look at myself in the mirror every day and feel more and more ugly. I think hard whether I have gained weight, edema or simple ugliness.
10, the first time I faced up to my weight gain was when I was running on my way to class this morning, and then I felt my face shaking!
1 1, I'm finished. I think I've gained weight. I just touched my stomach, grabbed a handful of meat, and it was over.
Annoyed article
1, big head. The weight is rising, and it's completely out of control. You can't take a walk when it rains every day, and go home to sleep after dinner before going to work.
2. Some people always say that if you can't control your weight, you can't control your life. When I hear this, I will be very happy. Who says I can't control my weight? I said that if I gain 2 pounds, I will gain 2 pounds. If I say I've gained 5 Jin, then I've really gained 5 Jin. When have I ever broken my word?
3. The newly bought electronic scale arrived, and the original one was broken when weighing! I have gained weight again, so I have to eat something light.
I came to leg press with a big plate of chicken, and I gained weight again. Is the meaning of my fitness to take a bath? Cry. I'm so white, ha ha ha ha ha.
It seems that it has increased by 0.7 or 0.8 a year. 187.5 should be fine. The heel doesn't look like a centimeter. I'm not hiding my weight. I have been between 69.5 and 7 1 since I took a shower at home.
My weight hasn't changed for about five or six years, so I always feel that I am the kind of person who will never get fat. Many people will say that you are so thin at the first sentence, so I always want to get fat and have a fat face. In September this year, I suddenly found myself gaining seven or eight pounds, and I didn't care about my appearance. In the last three or four months, I have gained six or seven pounds, but I still can't see my appearance. I was scared to death by the speed of my weight gain, but my face was not fat and my legs were full.
7, sitting in front of the computer from morning till night, the workload is more than n times. I gained two pounds in two days and will soon return to the peak of my freshman weight.
8. I may have practiced a little hard yesterday, but my thigh hurts a little today. I came back at night and weighed myself. Why did it grow again? !
9. I came back from military training, tanned and fat. The big one packed his bags and set off for Wuxi by high-speed train, half a month. Only me, recently, has been tied at home, tied to the unit and tied to my mother. I also want to get some air! Lunch break, maybe go to Taiwan Province Province or Shenyang!
10. I went to the hospital for a physical examination yesterday. My baby is 60cm tall and weighs 6 kg (wearing a small cotton-padded jacket). The doctor fiddled with him for a long time, made him exercise, climbed for a long time and walked back and forth with his calf on his back. My heart hurts like hell, and my tears are coming out.
inspirational articles
1. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.
2. Fat people are greasy even when they breathe.
Fat people may suddenly stop breathing when they sleep!
4. Weigh yourself every day and lose weight every year.
Don't envy thin people, because you are getting thinner quietly. Everyone has everyone's troubles. Many thin people are actually in poor shape.
6, fat, fat, don't lose weight and become a Buddha. How bitter the hunger strike is, how bitter it is to lose weight. However, if you want to lose weight, you must eat these hardships.
7. The road to success is not crowded, because not many people persist.
8. If you are ugly, fat and silent, people will think you are strange, but if you are beautiful, thin and silent, people will only think you are mysterious.
9. The "physical discrimination" in this world is far more serious than you think. Fat and thin are not necessarily antonyms, fat and ugly are often synonyms!
10, the fat man has no future, no matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!