The originator of Duan Zishou-Lai Bao
Hot hand now: Lao Luo
Classic quotations from Duan Zishou
1. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up. I heard that breakfast is a chronic suicide, and staying up late at night is also a chronic suicide. Doing nothing is chronic suicide. Playing computer and mobile phone is also a chronic suicide. All committed suicide slowly. Besides, he killed himself! Third, when I broke up with my ex, I was fine during the day, but I couldn't suppress my inner feelings at night, hiding in the quilt and secretly laughing. Fourth, everyone else smiles beautifully, but you are different. You look funny. Fifth, don't expect to lose weight. Wan Li is not thin along with Bajie. Besides, he is a vegetarian. 6. There is always one for you: idolized, ugly but face-controlling, poor family. Friends prefer houses, while women and Han are nervous. If you are stupid and don't work hard, lazy people expect the peak. Obesity and overeating have always been healthy. Seventh, my parents owed a lot of money when they were young. Every time I say to others, "We will pay you back twice in the future." Later, they gave birth to me and named me Shuang. Eight, immature men always care about women's posture; A mature man will see his wife's face. My girlfriend wants to break up with me. In order to save this relationship, I sent her to a circle of friends without makeup. Sure enough, she not only contacted me actively, but also vowed to me: "I am not finished with you!" "Ten, junior high school love died in the seat, high school died in high school, university died in university. A faceless love dies on the outside. 1 1. I feel uncomfortable seeing Chinese medicine. Seeing the doctor looking at my pulse, I frowned and asked, "What about you? What about my pulse?"? "Doctor:" To tell the truth, it's ugly. " The wife said softly, "come back, are you tired?" "Me:" A little tired. " She asked again, "Am I hungry? Me: I'm starving! "Cook quickly!" Thirteen, the four spiritual pillars that support my life for a long time are: waiting for work, waiting for Friday, waiting for express delivery, waiting for salary. Fourteen, my idea is simple, make more money and find someone who loves me because of my money, instead of simply looking at my kindness, integrity and beauty. 15. My wife used to be mean to me and hit me. She has been more polite to me since she learned Sanda. Bow to me every time you start. 16. If you can't find the object, don't always complain about the sky. Think about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are so good that no one deserves you. 17. If the pain is at most 10, then my pain is like a peripon. Not much, but endless! 18. One day, I met a master and asked for divination: "I have money and a car, why do I feel so empty?" The host picked up a lighter and ordered some of my clothes. You mean money is something outside your body? ""I said you would die if you didn't blow. "The final review before the exam is called leakage, and the middle is called Jingwei reclamation. I am stronger, and I want to open the world. Twenty, when I was a child, my father told me that I picked it up next to the trash can. From then on, whenever I am unhappy and sad, I will sit next to the trash can because it smells like home. 2. Have a brother with poor eyesight. See a doctor. How far do you want to see? "