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Tell me something interesting about fitness.
Tell 77 jokes about fitness.

1, rather than envy other people's figure, it is better to lose weight and act if you want to change.

When you want to give up, think about why you started.

3, don't eat if you don't want to be fat, bite a little biscuit, and don't order if you want to be thin.

If you are not dead, don't treat yourself as a waste.

5. The so-called crushing you is just your own unwillingness and beautiful expectations.

6. If you want to weigh less than 100, you must first control your mouth!

7. Why are you so shameless? Look at your fat face at dinner. You have no right to eat! Fat bitch!

8. Even if you lose weight, nobody likes you. If you are not satisfied, come to me.

9. If you want to lose weight, don't make excuses for your laziness. Only by eating hard can you become a master!

10, I like walking all my life, and sports have brought me endless fun.

1 1, the "physical discrimination" in this world is far more serious than you think. Fat and thin are not necessarily antonyms, but fat and ugly are often synonyms.

12, after giving up losing weight, I feel that my life has reached a climax and I feel that my life has reached its peak.

13, health is not everything, but without health, there is nothing.

14, I went home with a sad face and said that it is good to lose weight?

15, all kinds of stumbling blocks on the road to losing weight are sorted out today, so that it can be mixed enough at one time.

16, eat less today, and Ouba will pick you up tomorrow.

17, only sweat and blood make a real man.

18, how much cosmetics have been saved by losing face.

19, a good figure is only reserved for people with perseverance!

20. Women are made of water, which means that thin people and fat people are made of seedlings.

2 1, I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a stomach that loves cheese. I am desperate, too!

22, gain three kilograms every day, take a closer look at three kilograms.

23, losing weight with girlfriends will only get fatter and fatter.

24. After losing weight, your life has just begun. How long will it take?

25, thinner than me? Have the ability to speak.

26. Is losing weight just losing weight? Losing weight is not losing weight, and you can't lose it if you go in the wrong direction.

27. If you want to lose weight and can't control your mouth, then eat shrimp!

28. Take the road of life in Wan Li and take the first step of fitness.

I know I am fat, but I can't control my mouth. I can really eat.

30. The character is written on the face, the character is engraved in the eyes, and the lifestyle is displayed on the body. In fact, people can judge a book by its cover.

3 1, come to dinner again in the evening. I agreed to lose weight, but failed.

32, every street, everyone is the same, the first sentence of meeting, have you lost weight this year?

33. Eat naturally and healthily, and you can stay thin when you are full!

34. Losing weight is a fashionable topic. You are catching up with the trend. You are a person who knows fashion.

35. How many times have you said that you will lose weight from tomorrow?

36. You are only a bowl of rice away from obesity.

37, I ate too much at night, so I support it! Want to lose weight and can't control your mouth, this is the biggest sorrow for girls to lose weight!

38. Losing weight can't control your mouth. Don't you feel guilty?

39. Fitness still needs verbal encouragement. You'd better go back to playing with mud.

40. If you lose weight for a long time, sooner or later.

4 1, people can lose weight, why can't you? Worth laughing at. Is it a fat pig?

42, the nest should lose weight, the nest should lose weight, and the nest should wear a small skirt.

43. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

44. Some people say that it is difficult to lose weight. Excuse me! We need to find the right way to lose weight!

45. People who want to lose weight are always in turmoil, and people who are not fat are always fearless.

46, the waist is full of meat, and the face is decorated with oil!

47. Being able to eat is a blessing, and you can lose weight when you are full.

48. It's time to take out the fat that has been raised all winter. The most terrible thing in this world is not a ghost, but! Your rival in love is thinner than you!

49. When you are full, you will lose meat. The track of slimming is the trace of hard work!

50. My life is up to me, so I don't lose weight.

5 1, impossible! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!

Since drinking water will make me fat, why don't I drink milk tea?

53, pants, dare not wear light color!

54. Stand still, you will always be an audience.

55. It makes sense to keep your mouth shut. This weight loss plan is going to fail again.

56, support is heaven, giving up is hell!

57. Can you lose weight without eating? In fact, it is right to lose weight after eating.

I want to control my weight, but I can't control my mouth. Is it addictive to eat?

59. Thin people wear everything, while fat people wear nothing.

I'm 60 years old, and I haven't managed my health well, so I still talk about poetry and distance.

6 1, it is impossible for girls to start losing weight, not in this life.

62. If you want to lose weight, you can't control your mouth. I didn't eat last night, but I ate a big bowl of rice tonight. Time and time again, the thinner the fatter!

63. The belt is getting wider and wider, and people are thinner than yellow flowers.

64. Why don't you lose weight and get fatter?

65. I lost weight quietly, just as I gained weight quietly. I slept late, but I lost a piece of fat.

66. You are not losing weight, but that annoying self!

67. I tried, and I don't regret it whether I succeeded or not.

68. As long as you don't give up, you will always be strong!

You know I feel inferior because I am fat, but you tell me to lose weight!

70. There is only one kind of failure in the world, and that is to give up halfway!

7 1. The girl who said she would lose weight tomorrow is still 120.

72, gluttony, a stumbling block on the road to losing weight.

If you want to give up, please leave quietly, because there is no farewell applause here!

74. People who lose weight know that controlling diet is mainly about eating less staple food, and side dishes don't matter.

75. Do you think it is possible to lose weight? I think it's possible!

76. When learning snorkeling, no matter how hard the limbs are, they are all floating on the water. I was so angry that I wanted to throw myself into the river, but I still couldn't sink.

77. If you fall, you will fall on your own turf.