After finishing my homework, I turned on the TV. My favorite TV series Detective Conan is playing. I suddenly woke up. Listen, listen, I think what should I do if the bad guys come in? So, I quickly found something that can use my eyes and decided to set up a "live" to practice.
I first found a small bucket, filled with water, and gently placed it on the door with a gap. Then I put some thumbtacks and some of my little toys on the road in the living room. Then, I found a thick rope and tied it to the only way to enter the house. After repeated deliberation, I feel foolproof. Finally, I sat proudly on the sofa, admiring my "achievement"
"Chuanchuan, I'm back." As mom said, mom has opened the safety door and pushed it open. Unconsciously, I heard a bang, and the small bucket was buckled on my mother's head. My mother jumped forward in fright, got stuck in a thumbtack again, and then tripped over the rope. When my mother came in, she was "cold-hearted", followed by "golden rooster independence" and finally "butt pier". Look at my mother's "mess". I just don't know what to say. My mother sat on the ground and cried out in pain, "Son, what are you doing?" I hurried forward to help my mother and said, "I was practicing self-defense, but I didn't expect you to become a scapegoat." After listening to this, my mother said in distress situation: "Silly son, you are so funny! "
Mom smiled helplessly, and I smiled shyly.
This really makes the "children" settle down! (Ishikawa, Class 6 (2), Midland Primary School)
Ghosts are not like ghosts.
On holiday, my cousin came to play, but my parents had to go to work. I can't help it I can only be my own husband and take care of my cousin!
My cousin is 4 years old this year. It's not that easy to take care of her! Let's say in the morning, she cries as soon as she gets up, because this is not her home and her mother is not around. I hurried to coax her, but she didn't cry for a long time. After breakfast, I want to go downstairs and do some shopping, but my cousin is clamoring to watch TV, so I have to wait until she finishes watching TV. Who knows that after watching TV, she took a fancy to my doll and asked me to play with her. I coaxed her: "Will Sister go down and buy you bubble gum to eat?" But she won't let me play with her doll.
She turned my doll box upside down, made dolls everywhere, and pulled out my favorite Barbie doll, making it look like a ghost and a human being. I can't wait to hit her! Look at my room again. This is like a world war. It really gives me a headache, but I have to clean it up anyway!
After the game, my cousin was hungry and went to the pantry, which was turned upside down. Well, she wants me to clean it up again ...
Finally, the day passed, and my parents came back and asked me, "Is there any trouble today?" I smiled and said, "Fortunately, it's not too much trouble ..." I said this on my lips, but I was thinking in my heart: it's really not easy to be a family! However, to be honest, being responsible is quite interesting!
(Peng Shiming, Class 4 (2), Experimental Primary School)
A deflated ball
Today, my parents went out, and only my sister and I were at home, because my parents wanted me to taste the taste of being a host.
This is my first time in charge. I know my parents won't be back until late. I must do all the housework today. After I got up, I kept shouting, "Shit, shit, really shit." At 9: 30, I was mopping the floor when my sister came out of nowhere and scared me. I kicked the bucket over and spilled water all over the floor. I had a hard time drying it. I filled another bucket of water and finally sent my sister away to play computer games. I always lock the door in case my sister "steals" every room. When I was carrying a bucket to my master's room, suddenly, I took out my remote-controlled plane and remote-controlled car from the locker room and ran into the bucket. I hurried to the bathroom with a bucket. Suddenly, I stepped on a rag and slipped, spilling water all over the floor. It's a good thing my clothes are not wet, otherwise it didn't make me catch a cold. At this time, the remote control plane flew in, leaving a note that read: idiot, I fell into the trap again! Written by the hero Liao Ling (sister). I am as angry as a deflated ball. (Liao Xun, Class 3, Cuizhu Primary School (1); Instructor: Li
phone operator
Mom and dad are going to travel for 7 days. From today on, my child will be the first person in charge. I don't want to mention how happy I am.
"Bell ... Bell ..." I just got up in the morning when the phone rang one after another. What happened? Oh, it turns out that my parents are very worried, afraid that I am not used to being alone at home, afraid that I am lonely, afraid that I am afraid, and they want to help me solve problems by phone. They not only called me themselves, but also asked their relatives to call me. So my husband can become a telephone operator!
No, I was doing my homework when the phone rang again. I quickly put down my homework and picked up the phone. So it's menstruation. Just put the phone down, mom and dad called again, followed by grandparents, uncles and aunts, cousins ... A few hours later, I have been shuttling between the room and the living room. I am really tired! One night passed, and I planned to do five things, but I did four, and I just "accomplished nothing."
(Class 6, Xiangnan Primary School (1) Yao Minyuan of Colorful Optical Literature Society; Instructor: Luo Yilian)
Change Barbie's clothes
I have never been a real housekeeper, and I have never taken care of the daily necessities at home, but I have changed Barbie's clothes.
When I change Barbie's clothes, I will match her, sometimes this way, sometimes that way, back and forth, ***2 1 dress, 7 pairs of shoes, I can match more than 70 ways to wear, so that Barbie can wear colorful clothes. When I change Barbie's clothes, let her into my locker room to make my Barbie more polite and civilized. In addition, I wrote down and posted on the wall the dense rules such as when Barbie takes a bath and when she goes to bed, and I will tidy them up to avoid forgetting them.
I have never been a housewife, but it is incredible that I can be a good housewife for Barbie. (Wan Hanyi, Class 3 (4), Jinglong Primary School)
excessive loss of blood
On the first day of winter vacation, my father told me, "Pingping, you are in charge of the store today, and I will go shopping." I'm so happy that my teeth are almost falling out, because I can eat without restraint again. As soon as my father's motorcycle started, I made a big cut. In less than 3 minutes, my stomach was full. Next, we should get down to business. Because this young master has Zhao Benshan's humor +F4 image+Ji Xiaolan's iron mouth, his business is very good today. Towards noon, the drawer was full of a big cabinet of money. I am in high spirits, so I can ask my father for some credit. Who knows that my father came back to the bottom of a plate, and there was a hundred-dollar counterfeit money in it, which made me dumbfounded. I spent a busy day in vain, just because I was not careful in Jingzhou and didn't pay much attention. I lost my money.
(Class 5, Bainikeng Primary School, Luo Jianping (1); Instructor Yang Weidong)
It's hard to be in charge.
I've always wanted to be a master, telling me what to do like my father and buying whatever I want like my mother. One weekend, I told my mother that I wanted to be a master. On Saturday night, my mother said to me, "Tomorrow is Sunday, and I will be your home for one day." I jumped three feet for joy.
Get up early on Sunday, my mother said to me, "What's for breakfast today?" This beats me. I thought about it and said, "Let's eat boiled rice noodles." Mother told me to cook quickly. I cooked a small pot of rice noodles, which almost burnt, making my forehead sweat. At noon, my mother asked me to go to the market to buy food, which made me even more embarrassed. I walked around the market and didn't know what to buy. Finally, I made up my mind and bought two pieces of tofu, a catty of vegetables and some eggs. After buying home, my parents laughed at me: "Eat tofu every day?" I don't know what to say.
At lunch, I said to my mother, "I'm not in charge anymore." Mother said, "Why?" I said, "It's really hard to be in charge." Dad, mom and I all laughed. (Class 2, Honghu Primary School, Huang Bin)
Get sick from overwork
Not as good as my mental arithmetic. Hey, "hum! Dad, mom, I am usually beaten by you. How about I go home today? " I put my feet on the chair, held my fist and shouted like a snitch. "good!" My parents said in unison with a smile. "Yes, you should be a mother first. Today's' mom' tasks you are responsible for are: breakfast, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor and washing clothes; Then cook lunch, cook vegetables, boil some water and wash the clothes left over in the morning; Finally, cook dinner, cook vegetables, boil water, sweep the floor, mop the floor and take out the garbage. Probably, sometimes there are more things to do. " Wow, that's too much. I feel dizzy after listening to it. Anyway, I have forgotten these things. Haha, under my careful planning, I will definitely become a "fairy". Ha ha!
"Oh, little mother, I'm hungry. Go and get some breakfast!" Mom seems to see my plot. "Don't try to refuse, you can't escape from my' Five Fingers Magic Mountain'!" Dad, come in, too. "Hum, who ... he refused. I didn't expect that! Just do it, I ... I'll go now, don't bother! " I'm angry now. My parents sneaked back to my room when I wasn't looking. Hearing the door closing, everyone left, and there was no place for me to calm down, so I had to make breakfast.
"Well, it's time for breakfast!" I said. My mother walks around the ground. "Dad, dad, you see, how dirty the ground is. Your little mother won't do it again, and today is not my call ... "Before my mother finished, I immediately picked up the broom to sweep the floor. ...
Alas, I was tortured by my mother all day and got nothing. But my parents were surprised: "
G
ood！ "It really pisses me off." Mom, I'm really exhausted today! "
(Class 5 (3) of Yijing Literature Society of Qianhai Primary School; Instructor: Jiang Changbing)
take defeat
I had a beautiful dream in the morning. Suddenly, a hurried voice called, "Little Master, get up quickly and assign us tasks." As soon as I heard it, it suddenly occurred to me: by the way, I am in charge today, and everyone who goes to work is up. How can I sleep? I am a child. I must show my talent today. I won't let you underestimate me.
After washing, I began to carefully assign work: my father cooked, my mother cleaned the room and I read. Haha, it's not that simple!
As soon as my parents went to work after dinner, I began to write, draw and do what I wanted, completely forgetting the responsibility of being a host. At noon, when my parents came in, they shouted, "What's delicious to cook?" I was dumbfounded when I heard it. At this time, my stomach seems to be protesting and growling. Remedy quickly, or you will fry bamboo shoots with bamboo boards. "Mom buys food, I pick vegetables, and Dad cooks. Act quickly. " After all this noise, we finally put an end to the battle between the stomach and the intestines. However, my parents are not happy to win. I couldn't sit still, so I immediately called an emergency meeting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't want to seize power, but I am willing to obey." No official is light, so I'd better live a happy childhood.
(Class 3, Shuitian Experimental Primary School, Shiyan Town (1) Song Xiangning; Instructor: Zhang Jingyu)
Happy time
This afternoon, my parents are not at home, so I can make decisions, which is also my happy time.
As soon as they left, I cheered my friends to come to my house to play. We watched cartoons first, and then started playing hide-and-seek, throwing toys, playing cards, playing video games, wrestling, and wrestling. I was badly beaten by a big fat man. I played all afternoon and made a mess at home.
Mom and dad came back, and then I found out that I hadn't cleaned the house. Now I'm going to be cleaned by my father, but I had a good time this afternoon. (Nanshan Experimental Class 4 (6) Gong Dayuan)
The person in charge knows the responsibility
Looking at the dishes on the table, thinking about these familiar smells, I don't want to move chopsticks. My mother read my mind and said, "Tingting, if you don't eat, isn't the meal delicious?" Tomorrow you will be in charge, and you will go shopping. ""be the master. " I promised, "I promise to make the whole family have a good time. "
When I got up in the morning, I took 30 yuan from my mother and went shopping like my mother. First of all, choose soup, corn and carrot ribs, and use 1 1 yuan. What else should I buy? I wandered around thinking about my family's favorite dishes. My mother likes fish, my father likes braised duck head, my sister likes beef balls and boiled tofu, and my brother likes shrimp. I bought all these dishes one by one, counted the money, used up all 30 yuan, and posted me a 50-cent private money. To make matters worse, I haven't bought my favorite oily tofu yet. Forget it, forget it, in order to save money, just give up what one favours reluctantly, but I still have to buy food, bought a handful of Chinese cabbage and spent 2.5 yuan. I was walking back with a heavy vegetable basket, when I suddenly remembered that my mother said there was no soy sauce at home, and it would cost 5 yuan to buy a bottle. Alas, thinking about buying food this time is really a waste of people and money, and I will never do such stupid things again.
I came home heartbroken, and my mother came over with a big smile and asked, "Thank you, how does it feel to buy food?" I said with a wry smile, "It's all gone." "Then think about it. Usually buy oil and gas, plus utilities and rent. How much is it a month? " Mother said kindly. "I see, mom, I will never choose to eat again."
I didn't know rice was expensive.
(Kotete, Class 5 (6) of Xinnan Primary School; Instructor: Zhao Qi)
Give up yourself for the sheets.
As soon as I finished eating at noon, my parents went out. I am the only one at home. What should I do? You can't stay here alone. Hey! Yes, let me tidy up! Keep your promise.
I ran to the balcony, picked up the broom and began to sweep. I haven't swept for a long time, alas! The broom is broken, so let's use a vacuum cleaner. I clumsily took out the vacuum cleaner, plugged it in and turned on the switch. The vacuum cleaner screamed as if proudly saying, "Look at me, it's my turn."
I took this heavy guy and started sucking. I accidentally inhaled a paper ball when I was smoking on the ground. Oh, dear! Shit, will this vacuum cleaner break down? Read the instructions. I took out the instructions and read, "As long as it is smaller than the mouth …" Oh, anything smaller than the mouth will do. So I sucked in all the plastic bags and buttons.
While I was smoking happily, suddenly a corner of the sheet was sucked away by the vacuum cleaner. I pulled it out regardless of my life. I pulled hard and the vacuum cleaner sucked hard. I had a fierce struggle with the vacuum cleaner. Finally, I simply rolled the sheets on my body and "sacrificed myself for the sheets".
After a while, the vacuum cleaner suddenly stopped. When I saw it was dad, they came back and they turned off the switch. Why didn't I think of turning off the switch?
Finally, the vacuum cleaner was gloriously "retired" after I smoked so many things, and the sheets were torn by me.
(Zhang Mengying, Class 6 (2), Haibin Primary School)
If I were in charge today,
Grandparents, parents are very strict with me at ordinary times. Life, study and play must be arranged. I really hope that one day they will not be at home, and no one will restrict me from doing anything. If I were the master of this family today, do you know what I would do?
I will take the four-wheel drive crawler out of the room at the first time and put it in the middle of the living room (this is something I have longed for for for a long time, but adults never allow me to do so), and then arrange the audience in a good position-"Star Guard Warrior", and I will let them "sit" in the west; Twenty "MSI soldiers", "standing" in the south; "Little soldier" sits in the north; The "Animal Kingdom" is located in the East; "Superman Gaia" stays at the table with his good friend. Then, I put the four-wheel drive vehicles that I have collected for a long time on the track, such as Victory Charge, Black Spider, Triangle Arrow, Pioneer Sonik, Black God of War and Primitive God of War. The Dashan Cup Car God Competition has begun! " 1、2、3
Let's go "Twenty cars roared past."
On the S-shaped runway, some cars flew off the runway and were eliminated. Some cars stopped when there was no electricity. Finally, "Victory Charge" won the first place. "Dashan, why didn't you finish your homework today?" My imagination was interrupted by my mother's loud questioning, alas! How I wish this "if" could come true! (Huangshan, Class 3 of Lianhua Primary School (1))
Ingeniously design recipes
Mother sighed and said, "What will you eat tomorrow? I am annoyed at the thought of buying food. " Dad kept his head down and only cared about eating. There was a silence. What food to eat? I think hard. Winter vacation, you want to be a young master. Remember to go to the restaurant with your parents, and the waiter will take the menu to order for us. Gee, why don't we design a family cookbook? Is there no basis for mom to buy food? I said what I thought, and my parents gave me a thumbs up.
This glorious task falls on my shoulders. At noon, I picked up a pen and wrote down the fried fish, steamed fish, fried crab, coconut chicken soup and, of course, my favorite chicken soup, steamed eggs, tomatoes and potatoes. When can I eat after writing so many dishes? Yes, breakfast at school is different every day. I can imitate this practice. I quickly set the menu for a week. I immediately ran into my father's room. "Dad, what do you think?" Dad looked sleepy and said, "Eating these dishes every week is not rich enough. Write more. " What else do you have? I think of the food I have eaten in relatives' homes and restaurants, as well as the food introduced in newspapers and online. I forgot something, so I called someone or looked up information. I think it's all written down.
In the evening, the recipes I designed were unanimously passed at home. (Kuang Miaoyi, Class 3 (8), Luoling Primary School; Instructor: Jianjun)
The braised fish flew away.
The telephone is our tool for transmitting information. But when I cook, it always gets in my way.
Once, my brother and I were at home. At noon, my brother kept saying that he was hungry, refused to eat instant noodles and clamored for braised fish, so he had to cook it for him. Hardly had I fished the fish out of the water when the phone rang loudly, so I had to leave work to answer it. It turned out to be grandma. "How's your throat? Not at all? " "What, you cook alone! Be careful. Pay attention to turn off the fire, it will be troublesome to burn later. Also pay attention to turning off the exhaust fan, otherwise it will waste electricity. And ... ""Grandma, just take a break, or what you said will come true! " I finally got rid of one. When I got back to the kitchen, the fish had made a scene in the kitchen and made a mess. When I cleaned up the kitchen and just put the fish in the frying pan, the phone rang again. It was my aunt. Her words seem endless. I went back to the kitchen after she nagged.
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No, my red braised fish has turned into a black charcoal fish. A plate of braised fish just flew away from the mobile phone. (Class 6, Binhe Primary School (1) Feng Pinhan)