1. The real stick died at the third meeting. We went to the seaside to play, so we played those sea projects. When playing flying fish, I slipped into the sea because I was wearing a bikini. It was very slippery. He took my hand and tried to pull me onto the flying fish, but he couldn't. Later, he pulled my feet directly and hung me upside down like a dead pig. Then, at this moment, half of my bikini fell off. You thought it was dead. Unexpectedly, later, I was too excited to ride a motorcycle. When I came back, I stood up and dropped my bikini.

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A perfect man, who fell in love at first sight for the first time in his life, met me three times as soon as he met, and died every time.

When we met for the second time, I was drunk and my voice was loud. It was difficult to control the volume of my speech when I was drunk. Talking loudly about female genital hair removal in Starbucks reservation (because I am a hair removal blogger).

We met for the first time, went to sing after dinner, just arrived at ktv, had a stomachache and went to the toilet three times in a row. Then we have to drink Lycium barbarum and jujube tea in ktv.

I was sitting on a bench, and a girl came over and asked me if there was anyone sitting next to me. I said no, she and her boyfriend came to sit with me, and then three people! Squeeze a bench! It's the same twice Do you have to be so embarrassed when you cry?

When the old classmates got married, everyone ate at the same table as the bride. I haven't seen the groom for a long time, so I asked my uncle, uncle, do you know where her husband went? My uncle told me that I was her husband.

6. Just when I was videotaping my boyfriend and thought he was wearing headphones to hang up, I said kiss, he said roll, I said don't kiss anyone, then I closed my eyes, pouted for three seconds and opened my eyes. His roommate looked at my sausage mouth from behind.