There are two kinds of the most difficult feelings in this world: one is that the man who always knows tears has shed blood for you. The second is that a man who only knows bleeding actually shed tears for you.
Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
4. When you are dissatisfied or disappointed with your present situation, how to adjust your mentality? It's simple. Imagine a worse state than you are now, and then you will feel lucky.
5. Aunt Li went home and saw Allen sitting in a chair exhausted. "Allen? What's the matter with you? You look pale. Did that dead dwarf do something to you? " Li: "Auntie, my mother just had an upset stomach …" Outside the door, "Mao! ! "
6. I used to think that Xiuen Ai died quickly, but now I find that people who never show love die faster.
7. Fall in love too late and get married too early; Spend money. No, it's too difficult to make money. Not interested in playing, not graduating from work; Too young to be with the queen, too old to be with the queen ... is that you?
8. Women should not be too beautiful. If they are too beautiful, they will be called vases. Women, don't be too smart, too smart will be called invisible killer; Women, don't be too sexy, too sexy will be called ostentation; Women, don't be too gentle, too gentle will be scolded for having no opinion; Women, don't be too strong, too strong will call men and women; Women can't be too cute. If they are too cute, they will be called naive and ignorant. It's hard to be a woman! Zhou Libo's quotations
As the saying goes, you can't have your cake and eat it. One of them needs to be abandoned. For example, I gave up my abdominal muscles
10. If you don't love me, you will regret it. If you hurt me, I will make you pay twice as much!
1 1. The neighbor is a lovely child. One day, a guest came and pointed to the wedding photo on the wall and asked, who are the two people on the wall? A: "Mom and Dad, why didn't you?" The child held back for a long time and said, "I, I, I can't climb up!" " "
12. The feeling of fitness for three days is that my legs are sore, my buttocks are sore, my abdominal muscles are sore when I laugh, and my hands are sore when I raise my hand. ...
13. Reject sweet drinks and plan to develop abdominal muscles. I'm getting fat to death.
14. I called the police as soon as my wife disappeared. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You can't take notes if you keep laughing like that.
15. Because I have no wings, I am not perfect. Because I am happy, I am not in pain. I am stupid because I am not stupid. I get a lot because I don't think much.
16. The girl's belly is really amazing. When they eat, their memory disappears. When it comes to milk tea and dessert crayfish, memory is close to infinity.
17. Standing on the street of a strange city, if I smile, it's me, thinking of you.
18. Of all the succulents I have ever seen, I think the "bunny" of Apricot is the cutest.
19. Noodles were beaten by steamed bread. I asked my cousin for instant noodles for revenge. When I saw the bean bag, the instant noodles were beaten to pieces. When I came back, I said to the noodles, Don't worry, I've finished.
20. Go to bed early and don't stay up late to play with your mobile phone, which is not good for your mobile phone.
2 1. When people see this product, they think of two "violence". The muscles on the arm are like bricks, and the abdominal muscles are six, with clear curves and tight faces.
22. I just heard that to beat a bodybuilder, all you have to do is say, "Lift up your clothes and let me see your abdominal muscles."
23. If you want to catch a person's heart, you must first catch a person's stomach. Feed your partner fat, and no one will want to rob you.
24. People should also keep their distance from each other so that they can turn around.
25. The long hair like ink is scattered on the white clothes. Only a small white belt is used to tie the front hair behind the head, and the whole body exudes the same cold temperament as his sword! The three-dimensional facial features carved with a sharp knife exude a cold breath, thin lips are sipping gracefully, and a pair of deep eyes that can't see the bottom are shooting at the blade and staring at it warily.
26. Don't ask me why I am single in the future, because I am a fairy and it is illegal to fall in love with mortals, and don't ask me who I like, because the fairy loves all beings.
27. Japanese abdominal muscle abuse combination, abdominal muscle vest training. Abdominal abuse. Let's go! Every action minute, cycle three groups, burn your abdomen!
28. Tell one lie and make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother?
29. Lies that women love to tell: Tell me your story with her, and I won't be angry.
30. People are always thinking about the past, because the present life is too bad.
3 1. God never complains about human stupidity, but human beings always complain about God's unfairness. The meaning of life is the same, but the value of life can't be the same.
32. Gherardini: Gherardini.
The most spoony thing is to wait for a red heart even if you are hurt all over by others.
34. When you enter the examination room, you will lose your memory, and when you leave the examination room, you will be paranoid.
This city is big enough to accommodate all your quirks and habits. People are busy with their own lives and regard indifference as respect for privacy. It's okay, okay? That's good. It's okay. Everyone says so, and so do you. You don't care much about those who come to you to complain, pour out the bitter water and leave you to move on, because you just pretend to listen. The world is so big, but we are still so lonely!
36. If you have enough body fat, you will naturally have abdominal muscles. How can you build strong abdominal muscles without training?
In fact, it is not balanced to show love unilaterally. Xiuen's love died quickly probably because one side showed too much, while the other side was almost zero.
38. Knowing yourself is far more important than knowing others. A person who doesn't know who he is will never know who he is. ...
39. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.
40. Once the water flows deep, there is no sound. Once a person's feelings are deep, they will also appear weak.
4 1. The conductor made up the ticket, and the conductor asked, "Where can I make up the ticket?" Zhengzhou! "Do you have children?" "There is one." "How old is it?" "Four and a half years old." "Is it more than one meter?" "I don't think so." "Let's see if it's over." "ah? My child is in my hometown! " In the past ... hometown? The conductor froze for a few seconds, feeling that this girl naturally wanted to stay!
42. Blood flows out from the right ventricle through the arterial blood vessels, causing the lungs to suddenly expand, repeatedly forcing the air in the blood to exhale violently from the lungs, thus producing a loud and vague sound; At the same time, the inflated lungs expel air and exercise all muscles of diaphragm, chest and throat.
43. Life is like this. Always occupy the position of absolute leadership, when countless fools shout that they have mastered life and destiny. But I didn't see it, living in a higher sky. Show a sarcastic expression.
44. Whether you feel sad or not, it is a heart. We all like to be brave, and we all like to smile with tears and say nothing.
45. My truth is often hidden in jokes, but you don't know it. {Recommended} A complete record of the mood of QQ Show.
46. I was woken up several times a night. It seems that I need to buy a humidifier.
47. I have been to your world, but it's a pity that I just passed by; I hate it when you live in my heart. I am your passer-by, but you have become a permanent passer-by in my heart ... I can't find a reason to be sad, and I am not qualified to judge you no matter how you treat me.
48. On New Year's Eve, my mother bought me a lovely succulent plant-Teyulian, named after its appearance resembling lotus.
49. I hate who is always particularly obvious, but I like who is well disguised.
Happy Valentine's Day! May our love be deeper than the cowherd and the weaver girl, but not as lovesick as they are. The pain of lovesickness is so miserable!
5 1. Never mind, never mind. Su-eun's love in the library is dying. I concentrate on reading.
52. Russia must constantly enrich itself in order to make you regret it one day.
53. Yesterday afternoon, I went shopping with my daughter-in-law. She suddenly asked me: Who is your ex-girlfriend or me? Just thinking about it, suddenly a buddy behind him decisively replied: Hello! We turned back in horror and turned out to be a strange buddy. He was probably scared by our expressions and said in a trembling voice, hello … could you tell me how to get to Bayi Road …
54.？ I'm not your raccoon. It's fun to play without you ? Life is too short to be sexy. ? Either endure it or be cruel. ? Part I: Maybe it seems so; Bottom line: However, it is not impossible. ? There are some things that don't need to be wrangling, superficial obedience and secret resistance. ? Dare to admit mistakes and never change. ? A man is a dog, whoever has the ability will take it away. ? The oath was just a slip of the tongue.
55. Li Ning: Everything is possible when we meet in the Mid-Autumn Festival.
My husband has never said "I love you" since we got married. I was puzzled and asked my husband, "Why don't you ever say you love me?" Husband: "I told you the day I got married with you." I'll let you know if there is any change.
Frye made great efforts to write a love letter to the girl he liked. Finally, he said: I will answer this paper and wait for your admission notice! Not long after, the reply came, only four letters: the quota was full. Frye refused to give up and sent another letter: How about I sign up for the next issue? This reply is: wait until the beginning of next semester!
58. There will always be a person, maybe he is excellent and good-looking; Or maybe he has nothing and looks ugly, but we just love him; We will only pay for him and wait for him, because he doesn't even know himself. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person, let us be mean to him for many years. Finally, I suddenly woke up and looked back: this person is nothing more than that, but our "stubbornness" loves him.
59. Say that money is evil and everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!
60. Go after the person you like bravely, so that you will know that there is far more than one person who refuses you.
6 1. At the dock of love, I lit my boat, fearing that you would miss it when it was dark at night, and I would wait with a burning heart.
62. Xiuen's love will soon die. Talking about a love affair attracted public attention. Low-key is a way to protect each other, and people who don't choose the same unit will be embarrassed.
63. Although every time we are single, we still say that Xiuen loves everyone and dies quickly, but I still hope you can be happy in our hearts.
64. My mother told me from an early age that you can't make irresponsible friends. I think I did it all, and I did it well. Because all my friends are idiots.
65. The young man wore only a vest, his muscles bulging like fists and shining in the sun.
66. Xiu En 'ai died quickly. This matter is not about Xiuen's love, but because others saw it, so it will be particularly dazzling when it is divided.
As soon as Xiaoming went to bed, a strange man came to take off his coat. Xiaoming exclaimed: What do you want? The strange man seems angry, too: I want to ask you what you want! Did you call me to take a shower or rub your clothes?