Life is like a news broadcast, you can't escape by changing channels.
I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death before I put it down.
Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?
5. Who says life is boring? We are all living. Are we bored every day?
I really want to make money into my hobby.
7. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.
8. Actually, I really want to chat with you, but you don't call me, and I don't want to bother you all the time.
9. The math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned.
10. If you don't like my temper, you'd better find someone who will leak.
1 1. The same life, some people obey themselves and live the life they want; Some people are so busy pleasing the audience that they lose themselves.
12. I eat every day, I am tired every day, and I sleep proudly every day.
13. Primary schools consume pencils, middle schools consume notebooks, high schools consume brains, and universities consume traffic.
14. Do you believe that there is always a girl coming to this world to torture you?
15. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can be single and poor.
16. When we were young, we loved each other to death, but as we get older, you will find that love is not the whole of life. Kindness, hard work, reading, fitness and making yourself better are the most important things in life.
17. Sometimes all we want is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.
18. Now, now, let it be; Future, future heart, why bother.
19. We can't extend the length of life, but we can broaden the width of life. It means: we can't grow taller, but we can gain weight indefinitely.
20. Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.
2 1. A person's character determines his fate. If you like to keep your character, then you have no right to refuse your opportunity.
In fact, in this world, no one dares to bet against time, because it will be a lost gamble, and no one can have a chance to win time. When we are all white-haired, time is still as green as ever.
23. I used to be afraid of ghosts when I went out at night, but now I am afraid of meeting people when I go out during the day.
24. What brand of toothpaste I use depends entirely on which brand of promoter my mother meets first when she visits the supermarket.
25. Cleverness and wisdom are two different things. Cleverness is a kind of viability; And wisdom is a state of being. There are not many smart people in the world, estimated at one tenth; Wise men are rare, and it is estimated that they are one in a hundred. In real life, it is smart people who don't suffer; It is a wise man who can bear hardships. Smart people know what they can do, but they also know what they can't do.
26. Ugly children must run fast and fiercely, because if they run fast, others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.
27. How many years does it take to warm a heart, and it only takes a moment to cool it.
28. My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.
29. Why does my ex-girlfriend still pay attention to me? God replied: she is relieved to know that you are not doing well.
You can only get used to people with a bad temper like me.
3 1. I'll take you anywhere. After all, you live in my heart.
32. I am single now. Please wish my friend a single life.
33. Be a sweet girl who can nest in your arms and pet the kind of coat you want to kiss ~
34. Let your past drive you to grow more, not add more resentment.
35. The country is rich and the people are safe, the society is peaceful, and the citizens enjoy themselves and are there. They are very emotional, China prosperous century.
36. Buddha has four realms, he who sees through, emerges from the dust, and is free and detached! The house I yearn for is very comfortable!
Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.
38. The best state is to see the darkness and pain of the world, but still believe in its simplicity and beauty.
39. No matter how awesome a woman is, she will be defeated by dysmenorrhea once a month. No matter how awesome a man is, she is also afraid of crying.
40. The whole world stinks of love, but I smell the fragrance of single dog.
4 1. Recently rounded up a lot, cute and gained a ton.
Have fun, relax and decompress. Tell me about forty-one sentences.
Talking about Relaxing and Decompressing Your Mood (I) 1. The joys and sorrows of life, ups and downs, are all tied to the heart. If you have a good attitude, you can't get past it. Take care of your mood, and you will have the whole life.
Please don't giggle at me when I call your full name, because I'm serious at this moment.
My parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.
As long as it is a comedy ending, you can always make me cry.
5. Flowers bloom into the sea, and missing becomes a disaster. If you don't come, I will be old.
God gave you a pair of deceptive eyes, but you rolled your eyes with them. This is a waste of resources.
7. No matter how much you tell people you don't know, it's all nonsense. The destiny takes a hand's person, your existence can awaken all his feelings.
8. "How can I get someone I love to contact me?" "It is not easy to borrow money from him."
9. Go with my wife and listen to her. I am the father from now on.
10. Happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime and accompany you to the end with your initial heart.
1 1. Long strip with countless fireworks. You look back with the light.
12. Square dance, Tai Ji Chuan, walking in the spring with a smile. Laugh together at home and have a sweet breakfast.
13. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Daughter-in-law is of course important, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.
14. Don't move, it's not mine, so help me put it there.
15. I am not a simple and frugal person, I just have no money.
16. "Why is it always the next class?" "Because you didn't teach the next class." "Get out of here.
17. Boys ignore you when playing LOL, not necessarily because they care about you, but also because they are waiting for resurrection.
18. Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.
19. You don't like me. This is a disease. You must be cured.
20. The most wonderful thing in this world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.
2 1. Short and thick branches broken by strong winds are randomly put into small bottles. After two days, I had a good time and had a good time.
The more people care, the more they can't guess.
I cried at the moment I decided to give up. When I closed my eyes, I thought I could forget it, but the tears I shed deceived myself. I love you. How can you give up easily?
24. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.
25. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.
26. As long as there is a grain of rice, don't squeeze into crowded places.
27. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.
28. Give me a chance to be a fucking dog, and I will pounce on you without hesitation.
29. I have been to many places while you were away, but only when you are around can the scenery become a landscape.
30. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.
3 1. I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.
32. If you can't control your future, who will listen to your tragic past?
I warn you, don't giggle at me when I'm angry. You laugh and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face.
34. What makes me tired at the moment? I just want to let go and not be reasonable.
35. The significance of getting up early lies in taking a nap.
36. Love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Your face looks forward to it day and night! I just want to be with you all my life! Never regret it! Read the first word of each sentence together!
37. Every day, every simple greeting. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.
38. Pay people who know how to be grateful and stay away from people who consume themselves.
39. There are many new things outside, and it is never rare to stay away.
40. Maybe this is just an illusion, an innocence, an impulse ... Why, why! Quiet, quiet, calm, that's the real me.
4 1. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.
A Happy Copy of Social Fear Stay at home and entertain yourself.
A happy copy of entertaining yourself at home (I) 1. As long as there is a grain of rice, don't squeeze into crowded places.
2. How many years does it take to warm a heart, and it only takes a moment to cool it.
3. The inner self is rich and powerful, and I am very satisfied with myself. Nature can feel all kinds of beauty.
4. If you care too much about other people's opinions, there will be two endings in the end: either you are exhausted or you let others die.
I will take you anywhere. After all, you live in my heart.
Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.
7. Have fun without affecting other people's lives!
Please don't call me an otaku in the future, please tell me to close the house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.
9. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.
10. May all the sufferings and many misfortunes at this moment be said with a smile in the future.
1 1. The early worm is eaten by birds. I don't want to be eaten, so I don't want to get up.
12. Go with my wife and listen to her. I am the father from now on.
13. I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death if I didn't put it down.
14. At this moment, the threshold that we thought we couldn't cross, in fact, looking back for a while, we have easily skipped; The moment we thought we couldn't do, in fact, we endured it and naturally passed. Everything that doesn't beat you will make you stronger. If time can't beat you, it will also save you.
15. When counting sheep, suddenly a lamb said to me what to sleep, get up and hi.
16. No matter how awesome a woman is, she will be defeated by dysmenorrhea once a month. No matter how awesome a man is, she is also afraid that a woman who is herself will cry.
17. Take time to hate those who hate yourself, and you will have less time to love the person you like.
Happy Copywriting of Social Fear at Home (Ⅱ) 18. I can't chat, but when you are bored, I will accompany you to be bored.
19. Why does my ex-girlfriend still pay attention to me? God replied: she is relieved to know that you are not doing well.
20. We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.
2 1. I am single now, please wish my friend to be single.
22. Ancient times are really good. If you are under too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.
23. There are too many people smiling at you in this world. There are too few people who really tolerate you.
I'm still sleeping when the sun comes out, so I'll see you in the underworld.
25. If a friend who chats well with you online suddenly ignores you, you should reflect: Are you taking selfies online?
26. Now, now, you can follow the fate; Future, future heart, why bother.
27. I finally became the kind of person I hate most. I hate good-looking people since I was a child.
28. Just crazy, two people hold up all their dreams. If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.
29. You can't replace anyone, because everyone has their own beauty and uniqueness.
30. "Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself?" "I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!"
3 1. Some scenery can only be liked, but not collected, just like some people are only suitable for meeting and not for long-term companionship.
32. The ugly duckling turned into a white swan, not only because it worked hard, but also because its parents were white swans.
Don't be fat, or the poor will beg for food in the future, and no one will believe you are a beggar.
At present, all we can do is stay at home and indoors. I hope * * * will arrive early, and everyone will be safe, healthy and happy.
How can I let my emotions ruin me? I want to be a mean and boring person who swears.
When you finally see the gorgeous light, you will understand that all the pain is worth it.
37. Hacking is to make your temper angry, and the real departure is to be polite.
38. I eat every day, I am tired every day, and I sleep proudly every day.
39. Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.
40. Stretch and bask in the sun. Life is too short to be sexy.
4 1. Although I have no books, notes, classes or review, I have a heart that I don't want to fail.
42. Since I deleted you, the internet speed has been much faster.
43. "Why do you always take exams in the next class?" "Because you didn't teach the class next door?" "Get out of here.
44. I am not a simple and frugal person, I just have no money.
45. Boring shit, sleeping in bed at home is not enough to stimulate sleeping at school!
46. There is always someone in this world who is your yearning and your warmth.
47. It's best to have someone to talk to and accompany you, but learn to be alone and enjoy yourself in the future. Discover the fun of quiet enjoyment! Happy in my heart and healthy in my body! Come on! Bless yourself! Bless family, relatives and friends! Bless the world!
48. I feel a lot better.
49. Being able to resist the impulse of kicking people and chatting calmly with annoying people is growth.
50. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion
Stay at home and be happy alone.
The math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned.
2. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.
3. You have your face value, and I have my shorts, not very short, but cool.
4. On the day when you don't go out, practice beauty behind closed doors.
5. Some roads have to be walked by feet. Some roads should be taken with heart. It is often not the thorny stone that stumbles, but the heart. Thus, it seems that the road is spread out in front of us, but in fact, the heart is fluttering on the road. One foot deep and one foot shallow, joy is on the road, sadness is on the road. But as long as the heart is not in a dead end, life will not give you a dead end.
6. What makes me tired at the moment? I just want to let go and not be reasonable.
7. In love, giving is an attitude, not a means. The reward is communication, not task.
8. Where there is life, there is money, and power is useful. People are dead and their lives are gone. What's the use of asking for money and power?
9. A typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave.
10. Sorry, I can't control my temper, let alone everyone's feelings.
1 1. One day you will meet a good girl. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds or your money. Of course she doesn't want you!
12. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.
13. I am a bird. I can't fly high because the cage is too high!
14. Find someone who is as warm as the sun and bask in all the insignificant sadness for you.
15. The best feeling is that when you look at him, he is already staring at you.
16. Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat, because I have a kind heart.
17. Do what you have to do. Good morning!
Stay at home and be happy alone. I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am helpless.
19. Since it is far away, don't ask the way home, because any journey will have an end. Shaoguang changes, the seasons change, and you can ride home in just one cycle. At that time, the oblique plum branches have reached the wall courtyard and brought you the news of spring first.
20. Since drinking water will make me fat, why don't I drink coke?
2 1. Some things are too long to understand. Some things are too late when they are understood.
22. You can't have it both ways, but you can be single and poor.
23. Life must be wasted on beautiful things, weight must be wasted on delicious food, and love must be wasted on the people you love.
When we were young, we loved each other deeply, but as we get older, you will find that love is not the whole of life. Kindness, hard work, reading, fitness and making yourself better are the most important things in life.
25. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is having a brain.
As long as there is a bag of salt, don't go to the bank to withdraw money.
27. The story of me and my pajamas can't be told for 1,001 nights.
28. I will take you anywhere. After all, you live in my heart.
29. Every morning, I wake up by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.
30. I went to the morning market to buy food, and I accidentally found that the wintersweet in the roadside community was in bloom. I took some photos and had a good time.
3 1. Actually, I really want to chat with you, but you don't call me, and I don't want to bother you all the time.
32. Being able to resist the impulse of kicking people and chatting calmly with annoying people is growth.
33. The world is small, but I lost you.
34. In winter, I don't want to ask my roommate for help in class. The news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus the next day.
Why does my ex-girlfriend still pay attention to me? God replied: she is relieved to know that you are not doing well.
If you don't mean it, don't be too kind to me, lest I promise myself and you don't.
Don't move, it's not mine, so help me put it there.
38. Ten thousand horses step on the plain and March forward bravely. Fighters swept past, and the volume was outrageous.
39. An unguarded injury will make you more injured; Where you think it's safe, the softer the trap is.
40. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!
4 1. Violence can't solve the problem, but it can ease anger.
42. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.
43. No princess needs the queen's heart, and no one will always treat you as a treasure.
44. The more people you care about, the less you can guess.
45. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.
46. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? What are you waiting for? Wash and sleep ~
47. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?
48. From now on, stop living the life you should live and live the life you want!
49. Boredom will take away everything, even the courage to commit suicide.
50. Every time I just take a shower, I look at myself in the mirror and feel that I look good. Maybe this is my brain.