There are only a few questions from relatives from all walks of life. Didn't we foresee it? In this case, we must gag them in advance so that they have nothing to ask.

Actual combat situation

Aunt: "Hey, here we are ~"

Mu Xiaoxing: "Auntie, happy New Year, the exam was very general. I'm not hungry. I don't have a boyfriend. My homework is almost finished. School starts at the end of February. Ok, I went in first. "

The second measure: attack first and then defend.

We won't make a move first. After our relatives make a request, we will find out each other's weaknesses and attack directly, and never give each other a chance to fight back.

Actual combat situation

Aunt: "Hey, is your internship salary high now?"

Mu Xiaoxing: "Not bad. I went to menstruation's house the other day, and she gave me a thousand red envelopes. Yesterday at my uncle's house, he said that business was bad today and he wanted to give me 500 yuan. By the way, I haven't told you to pay New Year greetings, aunt. "

The third measure: answer blows with blows

Don't we always complain that our relatives are annoying? Then we will be more annoyed than them. She asks one question, you ask ten questions, but first you have to have the ability to talk nonsense seriously.

Actual combat situation

Aunt: "Aren't you going to take the civil service exam?" How good it is to take the civil service exam, you must try. "

Mu Xiaoxing: "Why is it good to be a civil servant?"

Aunt: "How good civil servants are, stable and secure."

Mu Xiaoxing: "Why do you think I am suitable to be a civil servant? Not everyone's ideal job is to want a stable and comfortable job. Work needs to realize self-worth, and everyone's pursuit is different. Vodetian Wissenmo Namfan once said: blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla

The fourth measure: change the subject.

Someone always asks us, can't we ask him? Ask her son, daughter and husband. They have many questions to ask. At this time, it was her turn to get into trouble, a perfect escape.

Actual combat situation

Neighbor: "Have you found a boyfriend?"

Mu Xiaoxing: "Not yet? By the way, how was Xiao Ming's exam? How many points? What university will you take in the future? What kind of girlfriend are you going to find in the future? Do you want to help him pay the down payment for the house? "

Poor Xiaoming, he was shot while lying down ... get ready to accept Xiaoming's bitter eyes.

The fifth measure: retreat for progress.

Relatives ask you how you are doing, just to satisfy her gossip and superiority, so we will tell you how miserable we are, full of emotions and emotions. Maybe we'll turn around and give you the membership fee for the square dance alliance next month.

Actual combat situation

Aunt: "Did you find a boyfriend?"

Mu Xiaoxing: "Oh, don't mention it."

Aunt: "You are not young. You see your cousin married the son of the village chief the year before last. "

Mu Xiaoxing: "I have been looking for it, but I am short and ugly, with poor academic performance and no money at home." A few days ago, my mobile phone was stolen, and my confession failed ten times in a row last month ... "(There should be sobbing here)

Aunt: (comforting a lot)

The sixth trick: smile without saying a word.

This smile doesn't mean that kind of subtle smile, but that kind of slightly penetrating smile, secretly observing her reaction, if she is scared by you, you win.

Actual combat situation

Aunt: "You found an internship ..."

Mu Xiaoxing: "Oh."

Aunt: (stunned)

Pastor Xiaoxing: "Hee hee hee, hee hee, hee hee ..."

Aunt: "How did you ..."

Mu Xiaoxing: "No, I'm going out to laugh for a while, hahaha."

Aunt: "..."

The seventh measure: walking is the best policy.

Relatives will have a desire to ask you about your recent situation when they see you sitting and playing with your mobile phone. You have to make an appointment with gay friends to call you within five seconds when you page him. As soon as a relative comes to strike up a conversation, you immediately ask for help and wait for gay friends's help.

Actual combat situation

Brother-in-law: "You recently ..."

"Happy beating will pass in a daze, how much ..." (cell phone ringing)

Mu Xiaoxing: "Sorry, brother-in-law, I'll take a call first."

Then chat while observing, and when he has something busy, gay friends can retire at this time.