1. Why do they have their period every time they come out?

2. People will never die. I regret it now. I come to my period to eat, drink, run and exercise, and never eat snacks again. I must lose weight to 100 Jin before 12.

3. After a lapse of 14 months, I feel dead again. Vomiting and diarrhea, bedridden. I think my blood is running out.

4, it is often my period, or the grievances accumulated for many days broke out, and some temper can't stand it, and finally I can't stand it.

It's really hard to stand on the bus for an hour when I have my period.

6. The mouse said that every time I have my period, I feel depressed. Unfortunately, today is also very sad. ...

7. Why is there blood smell in your mouth when you come to menstruation?

8. I feel sleepy every time I come to my period. I don't want to sleep. I want to cheer up. I want to have a class. I want to have a class.

9. There is no need to sell yourself short. It doesn't matter if you think too much The key is to get out of your own mind and not be confined to a corner. It is not good to stay up late during menstruation! good night

10. Every time I come to my period, I feel that I have become a balloon filled with a cup of hot water forever. My brain is turned off and I only know how to stuff things into my mouth.

1 1. What a good ancestor. He has only slept for three hours and eaten milk for three hours. Finally, he picked him up and walked around the room before falling asleep. Can he not have bloating? Why are you so grumpy today? Do you want to have your period?

12, I feel that every time I come to my period, I am reborn with a golden light on my head.

13, my supervisor never makes mistakes, but as an assistant, I always make mistakes that I don't even know. It is a stupid mistake to make mistakes, to have a period every day and to enter menopause early. .

14, it hurts so much that I can't sleep at night every time I come to my period.

15, take cold medicine in the morning and fenbid for abdominal pain during menstruation. And now I'm dizzy and I'm going to faint.

16, I feel that my period is coming. I am very angry these days.

17, menstruation's face is so bloodless, so sad.

18, girl, you can't go to the hot springs during your period, you know. Wet painting is very difficult, and the moisture control of mixed color is not good.

19, every time I come to my period, I get a little red dot ~ I keep sweating without turning on the air conditioner, and it keeps getting cold with turning on the air conditioner. Oh, my God, Lulu, I'm dying.

20. The sky in Wuhu is so blue, I want to go out. Life outside is what I want, but when I feel a sense of belonging at home, I feel as agitated as my period.

2 1, suddenly found himself busy for a month without making jokes, feeling as nervous as not having my period.

22, the day after tomorrow, come to my period today to catch up with high-intensity training. It was eleven yesterday. What time is it today? It is really dizzy to hear that the Spring Festival Gala will be held again this year. It's really about getting together.

23. My period is coming. I want to eat oranges, but Teacher Su won't let me. I said you should give it to me while it's hot. He did it. I ate it.

24. Every time I come to my period, my stomach hurts two thigh roots. I want a boyfriend at this time.

25. Dry this bowl of red dates, longan, angelica, dried ginger, brown sugar and black bean soup. If I don't have my period again, I'll eat the pot.

26. It's like when I have my period, a bomb will detonate at any time, and then the heroine of Qiong Yao Opera House will rain in minutes. After my period left, I can't remember anything. Five words are impossible in the sky.

27. You finally got your period today. Your period won't come for a week.

28. I heard that after drinking this bowl of fairy water, it won't hurt when I have my period.

29. It seems that I will have my period, too. One second I feel like a tiger saving the world, and the next I feel like the number one in the world. I choose not to play.

30. Every time my sister comes to my big brother in menstruation, she looks very happy. It should be because I can't bully him during my stay in menstruation!

3 1, finally I can go to work in snowy days without going back and forth for four or five hours, without seeing my low-pressure face, and finally I can make a quiet phone call without anyone looking for me, and finally I can feel severe pain for a while when I come to my period. Yes, I finally really left, and my inner joy is beyond words.

32. I have a stupid male ticket, and every time I come to my period. Be sure to buy red dates. . What a straight man.

33. It is unreasonable for a girl to go to class on the big night when her period is in shock, but she will not be killed by money when she goes out! ! ! !

If I die this afternoon, I must have died of dysmenorrhea. Just come to my period on Thursday. It happened that dysmenorrhea happened on Thursday afternoon. It happened that the health check was conducted on Thursday afternoon. It happened that there should be no one in the dormitory when checking the hygiene. Everything is so unfortunate.

35. Menstruation is more painful today than before. I feel terrible in the office. I threw up all over the floor before I left the company. Tomorrow, the grandfathers of the security department will definitely hit me. My mother came to pick me up and lay for a long time. Much better now. At night, I saw the fried meatballs made by my grandmother, and my mouth watered all over the floor. The old man should always be healthy.

36. I don't know what happened to me early in the morning. Not looking in the mirror? Why don't you clean yourself up when you are already a dirty thief? If you don't look in the mirror, why did you buy it? It's really puzzling. It's rare that I didn't lose my temper during my menstrual period this time, and insisted on deliberately finding gas for me in the last two days.

37. Every day, I feel that I have my period. This feeling is really maddening. Fuck, I can't even find a napkin. Nobody can help me. I have less and less confidence in myself. I don't know what I can do. I can't even let go. I will dream about you every day, learn to do what I like and listen to my favorite songs, so I will get better.

Before I got my period, I ate all kinds of things crazily. Now I don't want to eat anything that hurts after I first came here. How can I get a normal meal? I'm already dead.

39. It's so sad in broad daylight. . . Don't believe what girls say when they come to their period.

40, holiday, a little tired. I have just joined the company in recent days, and I have to study again. It is normal to work overtime. I just had my period yesterday and I'm exhausted today. We must summarize and finish it in the early afternoon. It's good to take the shuttle bus to the headquarters for fitness, that is, running. I have to move.

4 1, the library is out of water, so it takes courage to go to the toilet. Many of them are blood red, which scares the baby. It is stipulated here that babies must enter the same posture when they have their period.

42. Every night before I go to bed, I feel so angry that I want to swear. I didn't have my period the next day and continued to be constipated. I was really crazy at that time, torturing myself with other people's costumes.

43. You don't have to go to work when you have your period, but you will be happy after the pain.

Talking about the personality when menstruation comes

First, Big Wolf is like a period. Before leaving, she always said, I'll be back!

Second, I want to be a boy. I wish I were a boy. I have no menstruation, no dysmenorrhea and no bra. How nice!

Third, I used to be afraid that my period would come, but now I am afraid that my period will not come.

Fourth, when I get old, I won't even have my period anymore.

5. Now sanitary napkins have gone up by ten yuan a pack! I can't even get my period!

6. There are always some injuries that cannot be forgiven. There are always some people who dare not forget the desperate first love that fell into the abyss, and the unforgettable painful youth ends.

Seven, I like to worry too much, such as worrying about what to do when an ancient woman comes to her period, or I don't have a condom when that happens (I'm talking about my period again)

Eight, girls can tolerate dysmenorrhea every month, and they can tolerate it if they are broken. Why can't men stand the anodyne desire?

Nine, lying in the trough, do you think it is so simple for girls to bleed when they come to their period? Yes, she will have a stomachache and want to break bones.

You pushed me into the chair so mercilessly, regardless of my pain, and I was desperate.

1 1. The most free and easy person in the world is my period. Come whenever you want, and leave whenever you want.

Twelve, the original separation is now unbearable.

Thirteen, I hope that girls with dysmenorrhea all over the world can be gentle.

You are in my heart, and I will hold back the pain and pull you out.

Fifteen, it hurts when you come, and you don't want to come. When it doesn't come, I have to pay.

Sixteen, some people say that if you want to learn to love, you must learn to hurt.

Seventeen, now sanitary napkins have gone up by ten yuan a pack! I can't even get my period! ! ! ! !

Eighteen, I'm going to throw it away with my stomach buckled!

Nineteen, as long as you look back, I really want to forget all the pain and tolerate you.

Twenty, the pain of cutting the skin! I will feel dizzy with pain. I can't describe the pain! !

Twenty-one, the movie (holy wound) makes me feel all kinds of pains and joys in life. Trouble, sadness, jealousy and resentment all come from ourselves, because people are not vegetation, who can be ruthless?

22. Your heart is not the color of your period.

Twenty-three, talk too melodramatic, don't be really wronged, if I want money, I will change sex.

Do you think it's so simple for a girl to bleed when she has her period? Yes, she will have a stomachache and want to be frustrated.

Twenty-five, I am not you, I don't understand your sadness. I'm not you. You don't understand my pain.

Twenty-six, leave silence, pain, resentment and greed

Twenty-seven, when can I be like a girl except when I have my period? When I saw Jackson Yi!

Twenty-eight, dysmenorrhea talk about mood.

Twenty-nine, I want to buckle my stomach and throw it away!

Thirty, the hero who eats ice cream with her period is me.

Thirty-one, my heart is numb and I don't know the pain, but the thought of you still makes me breathless.

32. I finally found a question that Baidu didn't know: Do you know when I will have my period?

Thirty-three, wanting to love but not loving is like a needle piercing the skin and soul.

Time flies in my heart, and the pain is increasing day by day. Wave and turn around, bid farewell to youth, bid farewell to love, bid farewell to all the unreality, yes, we are gone forever.

Thirty-five, in a word: the hearts of dying overlap.

Thirty-six, cold+menstrual period+no shampoo = I am today.

37. Ice casts pain and sorrow. Who knows that I rise and fall alone and let the painful wind blow until the painful breathing can't?

Thirty-eight, the most painful expression turned out to be no emotion.

Thirty-nine, I'm very upset every time I come to menstruation. I can't control my time. It's a hooligan. I am also very upset that I can't lose weight. There are many things I haven't done well. I am very upset when I have less menstruation. In a word, I found that I like freedom and don't like being deprived of time by one thing.

Forty years later, I finally found a question that Baidu didn't know: Do you know when I will have my period?

My aunt's funny quotations

1, I'm not my period. I can come whenever I want. Honey, why are you menstruating again?

3. Mosquitoes are related to their periods!

When I get old, I won't even have my period.

If you menstruate again, you will be fired.

6. I drank too much red wine and changed my period.

7. Use your aunt's red to shine your pure white.

8. Love is like a period. It hurts once.

9. Wage is like a period: once you get pregnant, it's gone.

10, no matter how severe a woman is, she is not as severe as her period.

1 1, I always endure the pain of my period and chat with you.

12, the salary is like a period: often not on time!

13, you are more annoyed than your period.

14, my girlfriend has her period. I helped her buy sanitary napkins.

15, the hero who eats ice cream with him during his period is me.

16, auntie, why did you choose Children's Day?

17, the salary is like a period: I will panic at that time!

18, there is a kind of regret called sadness and a kind of beauty called menstruation.

19, I curse you for menstruating twice a year, once every six months.

20. The person who loves you the most is my aunt, who will come to see you every time.

2 1, red blood dyed the sheets red. Don't think it's aunt's blood.

22, wages are like a big aunt: when you reach retirement age, it will be gone soon!

23. Even my period will leave before a woman gets old, let alone a man.

24, the salary is like a big aunt, once, about a week.

25. The Five Classics and Four Classics told the Three Classics that their second aunt's menstruation was coming.

26, a woman who is not good to me, I curse you for being drained by Hu.

27. You have no idea how much I love you. It's like you don't know how painful your period is.

28. Wage is like a period: once a month, it will be gone in a week or so.

29. Come whenever you want, and stop your aunt.

30. I have my period and my stomach hurts. LG nervously asked what was going on.

3 1, salary is like a period: it hurts when it goes up!

32. Examinations are like a period. Sometimes it will be delayed for two days, but it will definitely come.

33. When my period torments me, I really feel that I am a girl.

34. Loving her means accidentally stopping her period and marrying her without hesitation.

35. The wolf is like a period. Before he left, he always said: I will come back!

36. Do you hate your period so much? Stay at your house for a few days before you go! Why are you so rude?

37. Well, my period is coming, and I still endure the pain and my girlfriends drive to drink milk tea in the wind and rain!

38. My period is like a wolf. When I leave, I always shout: I will definitely come back!

39. I feel bored when my period comes. If I don't come, I'll miss you? I'm bored when I come. It doesn't matter if you don't come.

40. I want to be a boy. I wish I were a boy. I have no menstruation, no dysmenorrhea and no bra. How nice!

4 1, a stupid and nice man, is when you come to your period, he bought you sanitary napkins and made your urine wet.

42. Actually, I don't want you to come every day. I just want to meet you occasionally, just like every time I have my period on time.

43. Do you think it's as simple as bleeding when a girl comes to her period? Yes, she will have a stomachache and want to be depressed.

44. Even my aunt who has been with me will disappear without a trace when I am 40 years old.

45. ouch How many times have I told you about my period? I am a woman, and so are you. Why are you pestering me?

46. Girl, find someone who will take care of you, love you and love you in the future. When your period comes, remember not to eat anything cold or spicy. Someone who can tie your shoelaces.

47. There is a man on the train. Suddenly a piece of paper flew to his face. He took the paper away. Huo said that this paper is quite powerful. I am bleeding!

48. The most handsome person in the world is her period. She can come whenever she wants, and she won't come if she doesn't want to. She will die if she doesn't come, and you will be annoyed if she comes. You have to bear it silently whether she comes or not. Admit it, listen to your period and be a good girl.

About the mood of paying wages: wages are like menstruation: once pregnant, they are gone.

1, the salary is like a period: when you reach retirement age, it will be gone soon!

2, the salary is like a big aunt: it hurts when it rises and flows out. . .

3. Our company is a good company! Although I get off work late, I go to work early! Although we have less rest, we are more on duty! Although we are very cold in winter, we are very hot in summer! Although we had a holiday late, we started early! Although our salary is low, we work a lot! This is what you are looking for when you are looking for a job! Take the least money, take more classes and take fewer vacations!

4. Now the salary is the same as eyelashes. Once finalized, it will be difficult to go up again! Prices, like beards, are always taken care of and go up very fast!

5. My salary has really gone up. I love the party more in my heart. I can reward my children. I can make my parents praise me. I dare to shout when I see my wife. I dare to talk when I see my classmates. I want to try seafood goose feet. I dare to grab the bill after dinner. I can go shopping in my spare time, occasionally go to the sauna, meet a beautiful woman, and my dream YY is really cool ... As a result, the price has gone up again, and everything is fucking wasted.

6, wages are like a big aunt: once pregnant, it is gone.

7. What's the use of wearing 30,000 yuan clothes? It is only useful to wear 3 yuan clothes into 30 thousand yuan clothes.

I'm dying. I still have ten cents. Your mother and I are sisters. Give it to her for me.

9. I believe my life will not stop there. I don't want to be a mediocre person living on the streets when I grow up. I don't want to worry about money in the future I don't want to spend every day in the future.

10. On the way to struggle, think of Big Wolf when you are hungry and Logger Vick when you are poor. Do you have any reason not to be strong?

1 1, the salary is like a period: often not on time!

12. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

13, you can figure out a person's money, a person's appearance, but don't figure out that he is good to you, because if he doesn't want to be good to you, then you have nothing.

14, only to know that friends are like RMB, both true and false, but unfortunately I am not a money detector.

15, don't speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you.

16, the boy didn't take the initiative to find a girl, indicating that he really didn't want to talk to her. The girl didn't take the initiative to find a boy because she was waiting for him to find her.

17, don't treat me like a fool. There are some things I don't know, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

18, if you get tired when you get up before going to bed, and you have the spirit before going to bed, it is estimated that many things are not a problem.

19, I always have a few such friends around me. When they first met, they were very gentle. Only when they got familiar with it did they know that they were released from that mental hospital.

20. After you left, I dug out my old qq space and said that I saw what I wrote: "He gave me a cup with a paper crane folded by himself". I almost forgot that you loved me so tenderly. So you gave me a deadline to love me forever, until I fell in love with you.