2. I left quietly, just as I came quietly; I touched the ring and killed five more. Grand Master

3. During the five kills, my teammates said that my hand speed was too fast and I didn't react. It seemed that all five people died in one second.

It is true that you got five kills at the beginning of the game. I feel that most of the time my teammates are the opposite kind, which is why I don't want to play. There's nothing I can do about my assistant.

5. the glory of the king: Even running to the bottom of the tower can't stop me from killing God!

6. I also type: shh, keep a low profile and operate normally.

7. For the first time, Luban and I killed four or five in one day. In figure 3, I didn't cut off the five kills. The key is that my teammates give me strength.

8. Hum, wait till I kill the story of Deusim V.

9, hold your breath, really can't delete the screenshot of the five kills of Palm League? I saw a Zhao Xin mixed in the five-killing pile of Jinx Vayne. My friend took this five kills, which really gave me a headache.

10, I drank too much alone, and let my daughter-in-law rank. I mixed beer in Yuxi, pushed it into the tower, took the baby black all night, killed me and blew the bottle five times. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is not harmonious? We cooperate to pave the way, and you help me, and the family relationship is getting stronger and stronger.

1 1, my little Sun Bin got five kills in the diamond ranking, and he was very excited. Let's commemorate it. After all, it's a little assistant.

12, this is the dream of all Mulan, and the master assisted me in five kills! After playing for four hours, the king was robbed from the five kills 1-6. I don't know what I went through. Diusim's story is not ruined but tired.

13, awesome, my sister, killed five as soon as she came up. . .

14, see you talking again. I'm really sorry. I hate steel. Did you find someone? Is your salary enough for you to support a family of three? Did you earn enough money for milk powder? You are kidding! Then why did you send it? Can you solve the problem of not having enough to eat? Tell me about it. Can you find a good job? Can you guarantee your foothold in the future society by talking about it? Tell me, can you kill God five times under the tower? Can I give you a perfect family? Besides, did your parents raise you to the point of speaking? Don't you have any consciousness? After studying for so many years, how much did you send? What did it give you? Did it give you full marks? Does it make you smarter? Don't you feel sad when you sit here and talk about your parents' frugality? Do you have the heart? Well, I don't want to say more. Think about it yourself and make a confession when you figure it out!

15, there is a kind of "LOL", a touching English sentence is called "five kills" and a game is called League of Legends.

16, just in my dream, I made two rankings with the hero of the core monument of life, and was immediately awakened by two five kills. This is the most annoying time of the year.

17, this is my first five kills. At that time, the tyrant's red and blue were still the same, but he returned to the city in the grass with a buff aura. At that time, into the pit was not long ago.

18, the glory of the king: Mai Shiranui's new skin is really fat, and one skill needs five kills.

19, I remember that on New Year's Eve, when we were playing with our roommates, the fat man took a four-kill. When we were all shouting five kills, Hammer Stone came and sent one, and then we played Happy New Year. Then when the crystal on the other side exploded immediately, we surrendered and played Happy New Year. What a wonderful memory. Now, my roommate and I don't even have a mobile phone number.

20. I saw you talking again, which made me worry about you: Have you finished writing your high number? Can you pass CET-4 and CET-6? Do you have a life plan? Does the university let you talk every day? Can you stand in the society in the future? Is it helpful for you to find a job smoothly? Can telling parents reassure them? Send it. Can you find someone? Have you ever thought that you will struggle alone in the future, and the vortex of society will always involve you? Can you stand the competition in the jungle? If you don't study hard, how can you have a skill, how to highlight yourself, how to repay your parents without studying hard, and how to solve these problems? Do you know your parents? Can sending messages make your life smooth? A cruel society is beyond your control. Only by studying hard, enriching yourself and perfecting yourself can you be different and have the ability to kill five regiments, understand? You got it? Are you awake? Don't cry in Sao years, send another one later.

2 1, the manager is really good to me. Everyone else's five kills have a network fee. Give me a fucking spicy egg for my five kills.

22. Yesterday, I met luna from the qualifying team, took five kills, and carefully wrote it down in my notebook. Look, I learned to do justice for heaven.

23, having dinner this morning, several pupils next to me boasted to each other that Yasuo, my great swordsman, could get five kills with a Q. . The great swordsman Yasuo Q scared me to death, and my cake almost fell into the bowl.

24. Zhou Gongjin killed five people in a row. As soon as Xianer sang that tempting song to him, Zhou Xiao died. Do you know why Zhou Gongjin is as timid as a brother when he has four rows and two rows?

25. Goodbye, goodbye. From platinum four stars or four stars to gold medals. Not to be taunted. 145 days of the company, also smashed some money, the king's woman, me! Jane. Bit! Never has a game made me so desperate. (I seem to be lovelorn after unloading) Please remember the moment of my five kills.

26. Thank you for taking me to the top five kills. My article is thigh.

27. Being poisoned by the glory of the king for so long and finally killed five or two times, Zhou Yu really exploded.

28. New Zhou Yu is not generally strong. I can kill two and five such dishes.

The glory of the king Li is funny about sharing jokes.

1. I fell in love with the glory of the king because of you, and later found that the glory of the king is much more interesting than you.

My lover is a world hero. One day, he will kill MVp and take me from bronze medal to glory.

I don't want to see your ranking in the middle of the night, and I don't want other pupils to see your position. Do you know this will break my heart? Promise me that you will never wander in the wild again, and don't try the taste of crossing the tower easily. You know this is going to break me down.

Playing games will really make you younger. When I played in the glory of the king yesterday, everyone praised me as a primary school student.

My lover is a hero in the world, and one day he will marry me in colorful auspicious clouds, with the rune of 150 violence and the skin of the supreme treasure. I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess that Po Hou came up with a stick. He made five kills.

He used to be a king, but later he broke the net.

I'm telling you, the glory of the king is a good thing. It got rid of my bad habit of staying up late, so now it's all fucking up.

8. the glory of the king is just a game. Where is the king? How about taking the first place? No matter how high the segment is, it is just data after all. You can tell your mother-in-law that you are all heroes and skins. You have grown up and will give up this game one day. Why don't you give me the number? I am still young and have time.

9. I used to play the glory of the king with you, but now I have the glory of the king. Who wants you?

10. There are three things that young people can't touch: idolization, mahjong and the glory of the king. The more you get in touch with them, the more you will find it really interesting to be single.

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12. Tell me how you got out of lovelorn. Welcome to the glory of the king.

13. I once liked a girl, who said that she liked the boys who played well in the glory of the king best. So I practiced the glory of the king hard. Two months later, I forgot all about that woman.

14. Play the glory of the king? You take care of a dozen and five, and I'll take care of all the waves.

15. Look, I am the king of the internet. Please invite me directly. So what if we haven't talked and don't know each other well? After playing a game, it is the difference between life and death.

16. Let me ask you a question. If your girlfriend is ill, she will wait for you to take care of her. But at this time, the glory of the king has just started a qualifying match. You can choose which one to choose at this time, Han Xin, I am a thief in Han Xin.

17. Do you think a boy cares about you if he calls you back when he hits the glory of the king? It's naive. He is waiting for resurrection.

18. Do you want to play king together? I'm fine. I can make you want to cry.

19. It is suggested that the glory of the king has two new functions besides surrender: 1. Treason. The opposite side is amazing. Let me turn my back on the darkness. 2. Become a demon. I'd rather have a fight than be a teammate with Shabi.

I really envy some young ladies. Your husband will help you get extra points in the glory of the king, and I will be hit on the head by your husband.

2 1. Hello, is this 1 10? Yes, someone tried to kill me. Please come and help me. Where are you, please? I'm next to the Staples in the glory of the king 103. Please come quickly.

22. What is the goal? Smoking is not good, wine is not good, or the glory of the king is not fun!

23. Only boys who can't play or eat in the glory of the king will feel ashamed to be girls. Anyone who really knows how to play hopes that girl is a pit. If a sister doesn't pit, is it called taking a sister?

24. You are my fucking friend. You called me when something happened, so I came. Without saying anything, he was arrested and beaten. I'm not in trouble. Just once, I was beaten and you ran faster than a dog. Now I'm lying alone in the grass in the glory of the king. Do you know how scared I am?

Friday is interesting. Tell me about it.

1. Behind a successful man there is a supportive woman, and behind a failed man there is a naughty woman.

2. As long as you have classes in your heart, you don't skip classes anywhere.

God, I hope my future deskmate is both a school grass and a schoolmaster.

4. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning packets.

Sister Na, if you don't come to Happy Camp, you will change your name.

6. I wish all lovers in the world are long-lost brothers and sisters.

7. It's time for mosquitoes to get off the shelf.

8. The bangs in front grow fast, and the hair in the back is learning.

9. I can't sneeze if I want to, but I will shed tears.

10, I want to be a good boy, but my personality has gradually become a bad boy.

1 1, the saddest thing is that your best friend likes your boyfriend and your boyfriend's buddy likes you!

12. What is home? Home is where wifi will automatically connect.

13, why kill on an onion? I still have a forest!

14, I will pursue my ideal, otherwise I will die unsatisfied.

15, get out on your birthday or broken egg day! I'm still young, and I don't want to be so old!

16, born wrong, can't afford to die. Now the cemetery is as expensive as the house price.

17, for "white, rich and beautiful", I reached the standard at three points-free eating, money and bragging.

18, it's not that I don't approach women, but that women don't approach me!

19 and 18 years old. Happy birthday to me. You can't do anything illegal in the future.

20. It only takes two steps to make a girl crazy: the first step is to take pictures of her; Step two, don't let her see the photos.

2 1. When someone sends you hello, you should return to the cool dog instead of hello.

22. No matter how good the chain is, you can't keep a running dog.

23. Life lies in tossing, and tossing can only be done.

24. The alarm clock rang, waking up my heavy shell, but not my sleeping heart.

25. Geography teacher: What is the outer layer of the earth? Classmate: Sweet milk tea.

Let me be your mobile phone, so that you can hold me in your hand every day.

27, don't think you have a Ximen Qing face, you can pursue elder sister, elder sister is not Pan Jinlian.

28. Whether flirting with girls at school likes to catch braids.

29. The black photo is either on the tombstone or on the buckle head.

30. A promise is like XX, but you can't do what you say.

3 1. If it can't be amazing, it will be ugly.

32, provoke me Logger Vick, beat you up.

I have poor cancer and only money can cure me.

I'm not lazy, I just like doing nothing.

My mother always treats handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

Today is my birthday, so my friends will kill me with flowers!

37. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

39. I also want to suit you, but I really can't lose weight.

40. I obviously feel that I smile naturally when I take pictures, but I look like facial paralysis when I take pictures.

4 1, you said you were a limited edition, so I'll tell you, I'm out of print.

42. Your mother chased me for ten blocks and insisted that I looked like your father.

43. Seven Snow White and a Dwarf, that is definitely not a fairy tale.

44. My mother praised me for being virtuous and doing nothing.

45. Wake up every day and change your hairstyle. Either Altman or Super Saiyan.

46, one in a hundred, pick out a Xifeng.

47. No matter how beautiful you are when you are thin, it is also a virtue when you are fat.

48. Don't smile at your cell phone at home, your parents will think you are in love.

49. If you don't smoke, you won't die, but it will be worse than death.

50. Don't listen to the old man and die in front of me. Mm-hmm

Qq is funny, funny, and 2020.

1, school, you can get my people but not my heart.

2. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

Do you think I am afraid of gossip? What I'm afraid of is that you listen to those right and wrong.

A dull life is not what I want, it will make me feel like a dead man.

Traveling with my husband, I met my ex-boyfriend and exchanged a few pleasantries. On the way back, my husband asked me, "Who was that talking to you just now?" Me: "I am an advanced worker in the following units!

6. Sister, I'm not sentimental. My sister just likes beautiful things.

7. For me, 8 13 is not Valentine's Day, but the day of school.

8. You are tired if you have a heart. If you have no heart, it doesn't matter.

9. I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

10, slash my heart and say you love me, lover. You have a good sense of humor.

1 1, once I went to the subway with my boyfriend and played a trust game on the way. I closed my eyes and he led me away. I got on the subway smoothly, and finally he helped me sit down. Then he said, "Don't drive, this seat was given by someone else."

12, north nose, oil injection.

13, my husband caught a cold and coughed badly these days. My wife found medicine for him. The husband said, "Can I take medicine to relieve my cough?" My wife said it would work! "My husband came home at night, and his wife asked him how the effect was. Honey, it really works. Cough, pull the trouser pocket, cough, pull the trouser pocket, I cough with fear. ...

14, my friend sent a message saying that she was hit by a car, and I expressed concern. She answered. She was scared. It's okay. I mean, did she miss it? As a result, this damn intelligent input method was typed as "Aren't you dead?" And it's out, I can't even pull it …

15, I heard today that my neighbor's sister had an affair after only one year of marriage and eloped abroad with a rich second generation. This makes me, an unmarried person, have a little fear of marriage. What should I do if I don't meet the rich second generation after marriage?

16, bears can save America @

17, "In order to lose weight, I reluctantly spent 3,000 yuan on a fitness card. Although I didn't go once, I didn't have money to eat. I really lost 10 A Jin month. " -It really works!

18, I heard a woman say loudly in the hospital: "Doctor, I want to take off the ring you pressed for me yesterday. The doctor asked why. She said, "Stab people. The doctor asked how to tie it? She said, stab her husband. Then I saw her husband looking for cracks in the ground.

19,-No matter how awesome, you can pick it up with your mouth when it falls from the sky.

20, diaosi will eventually counterattack, and the fungus will not return to powder.

2 1, the death squad is: no food during the day, no sleep at night, military training to death.

22. Wife: Honey, I want to eat an apple and wash one for me. Honey, I'm not going. Honey, you don't listen to me. Honey, I'm not a voice-activated wife. I patted her and her husband left obediently. Honey, that's a touch screen.

23. Notice of commencement: Your school was rebuilt in a different place and was forced to postpone its commencement. Because your school collapsed innocently, the school has a special holiday for one year.

24. I watch TV with my sister. My mother came over with two apples. My sister grabbed them and said, "It's all mine." Mother said angrily, "One for each person." Then Lz happily grabbed one from her sister and said with a smile, "It's still mom." My mother snatched it from me again, took a bite, and said with a straight face, "It's not you.

25. It doesn't matter if you destroy me, because others will destroy you in the next second.

26. Just after dinner in the evening, a rich second generation kept talking and boasting about how great he felt. I looked at him silently, thinking that I was a descendant of the dragon and a socialist successor, and said nothing. What are you dragging? Hum!

27. Loneliness in excitement, excitement in loneliness. The feeling of missing you is to drink a cup of coffee with wine ... will you miss me?

28. What we like in our mouths is our habits! It turns out that eating chocolate is addictive!

29, waiting for the bus after school, the bus came, I want to use the bus card to wave, indicating that I want to sit, I took out a menstrual towel, (menstrual towel and bus card are put in the school uniform, the school uniform pocket is very large) I will never forget everyone's eyes …

30, the bathroom is newly opened, and the discount is big! The customer asked, "What's the price?" The boss said, "Men's bathroom 10, women's bathroom 100." Customer: "Why is the gap between men and women so big!" Boss: "That's right. Excuse me, which bathroom do you want to go into? "

3 1, can I have sex with my chest hair and waist?

You'd better leave me! Go as far as possible. Please stop pestering me. I really can't stand you. You will only hurt me. The more you love me, the more painful I am ... dead mosquito.

33. A man's hand was cut by a kitchen knife, and his girlfriend was preparing to bandage it. The man said contemptuously, you help me suck it and disinfect it. His girlfriend asked him why, and he said it proved that you love me. His girlfriend said, "Does feeding you blood mean loving you?" ? He nodded, and then his girlfriend slowly took off her pants and said, "I'll give you another chance to prove that you love me!" " My period is coming!

34. Don't say that personality is incompatible, don't say constellation, don't tell lies in your eyes, the key is face and background, right? I'm right, right?

Interviewer: "Your resume says that you are quick in mental arithmetic, so let me ask you, 13 times 19?" I blurted out, "45!" Interviewer: "This is far from it." Me: "But soon?"

No matter what dog I am admitted to, I believe I have a bright future.

37. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamonds and ice, grow Yushu, hang pearl cream and bear agate fruit. Be careful! Send you three chocolates in the new year: the first dove-I hope you get all the happiness in the world; Di Chin's second chapter-I wish you a golden age imperial life; Cadbury's third thing-I wish you all the best in the new year!

38. It's not our fault that we don't want to do our homework, but it's people who are to blame for setting summer vacation and winter vacation in the hottest season and the coldest season.

39. Forgive me for saying something funny. Although my tears have been flowing, it's just because you said that you are also very important.

40. Come to school early every day. It seems that we love studying, but a few people know that we are here to copy our homework.

4 1, the pens I bought last summer that are particularly easy to write are finally used up. After a day of class, I feel my body is hollowed out. Lack of sensory ability, real timidity.

42. On the park bench, the girl sitting next to me eats ice cream so cute that I can't help imitating it. Every time she licks the ice cream, I make it. Seeing my sister's angry and disgusting eyes at me, I smiled and explained, "Don't get me wrong, I am definitely not a pervert!" " My sister is even more angry: "but you licked my ice cream!" " "

43. They are a group of little stars. There is love in their place. If the memory is as strong as steel, should I laugh or cry?

44. I warn you that you have three seconds to go out at once. Well, three seconds have passed, and you haven't rolled. Then you will want to leave me for the rest of your life!

45. He said I was funny. Who knows my heart hurts?

46. The life of Khan.

47. I have a small chest and save cloth for the country.

48. My advantage: I have the courage to admit my mistakes; My weakness: I will never change.

49. Don't think a boy is too naive, because he likes you. If he doesn't like you, he is more mature than your father!

50. Santa Claus came to China and fell down. No one dared to help him. He froze to death.