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10 years, I made many friends in this city, and my connections are all over the circle. I met an old friend in the street the other day. He didn't see me, so I missed Doby and called him. He took out his mobile phone and looked at it, but he didn't answer it. # 10 year

10 years, my work ability has been recognized by my boss, and my salary is not what it used to be. It is said that it is more than 10% higher than that new intern! When I reported to my boss today, I whispered, boss, there is a very hot thing on the Internet recently. Have you heard? Boss: What's the matter? Me: medicine, Schwab. After five minutes of silence, the boss said, OK, I'll give you 1000...# 10 years.

It's been 10 years, and I've had eight managers on my head. A beautiful new female secretary came to the company that day. Two days later, the manager proudly said to me, "Last night, I found that the new secretary was better in bed than my wife." I said ingratiatingly, "I feel better than your wife, too." # 10 year

/kloc-for 0/0 years, I have never treated my woman badly. A few days ago, I quietly showed a photo of a beautiful woman in my mobile phone to Sister Meng in the old photo frame in the company. Sister Meng said, "It's a waste for such a beautiful girl without a mistress." I smiled faintly and said, "It's not a waste." # 10 year

10, I met a female subordinate who believed in vegetarianism, and we often discussed deep-seated physiological problems. "Why am I a single eyelid and you are a double eyelid?" I stared at her and asked. "You like pork, that's why: pigs have a single eyelid." She replied casually. # 10 year

10 years, my state is not as good as before. However, I am still looking forward to the agreement with my first girlfriend: to go back to the first intimate hotel to relive that romance. I brought a song "Romance of Love", which was her favorite music during sex ten years ago. When meeting, she mysteriously took out a CD with a heavy metal envelope and said, this is your favorite, baby, let's lock N volumes! # 10 year

10 years, I became the most trusted person of BOSS. Before the board meeting, he asked me about the plan and had no objection to it. I said categorically. When the plan was rejected, BOSS was furious with the board of directors: "This plan is meaningless!" My brother in the planning department looked at me and his face was livid. I really shouldn't have told them in advance that I had reported the plan to my boss, and no one objected. # 10 year

10 years, I have always thought that the automatic door of the unit is amazing. Sometimes you stand far away, and sometimes you need to walk very close. If the security guard hadn't stood in the hall forever, I would have studied the test. Until today, I accidentally discovered its mystery-the security guard has a remote control in his hand! # 10 year

It's been 10 years, and I've come out of my breakup years ago. Unexpectedly, I ran into Lisa in another city. Me: "How are you?" Lisa: "All right." Me: "How is he?" Lisa: "All right." Lisa asked again, "How are you?" Me: "Good." Lisa: "How is she?" Me: "She just told me that she was fine." # 10 year

10 years later, I have been able to correctly handle the relationship between family and career. Chatting with his wife one day, she asked, "How many years has the female secretary of your company been here?" A: More than four years. "How old is it?" I don't know, there are at least twenty. "Is it beautiful?" A: Just so-so. "What about getting dressed?" A: Soon. # 10 year

10 years, the confidante finally went to bed. I said, if I had known this, why did I have to pretend for so long? Really tired! Hearing this, the girl said, you have to go through the door before you can put on airs and sing! Get to know your friends before you understand them. "# 10 year

10 years, I need to deal with more and more family and work conflicts, and I need to find better solutions. I'm at a loss. After drinking, I poured out my worries to Shirley. She was drunk and out of her mind, expressing her deep sympathy. She said, your spear is really a bit dull, so you should strengthen your exercise. # 10 year

10 years, I encountered new problems. The new boss in Taiwan Province Province has put a lot of pressure on us. Seeing that this month's task could not be completed, the boss turned to someone to talk and suggested that we do more "persuasion work". "This customer is a woman. How can I get some clothes?" Shirley came out and cried to me. # 10 year

10 years, life will be a little different. She likes to go to Taobao to find sexy underwear, and I start to feel confused and anxious at night. # 10 year

10 years, I learned the game of young people. Andy told me that if you put out three fingers and suddenly ask a simple question, what is 1+ 1, they will often look at your fingers and say 3. I am very excited to find Lisa to test. She looked at my finger coldly and quickly replied: 250. # 10 year

It's been 10 years, and our old friendship has rekindled. "After so long, you are still so impatient!" "She shouted with joy ..." After all this time, you are still so impatient ... "She shouted angrily. # 10 year

10 years, my first girlfriend came back from new york, and we met happily. She said that she wanted to go to Hainan with me for three days. I got her wish that night, but she said the trip seemed too short. # 10 year

10 years, I'm still looking for it, frustrated by the gap between my dream and reality. Xiao Min is considerate, but not beautiful. Meng Xiao is beautiful, but not sexy. Xiao Gan is sexy, but she has a bad temper. Xiao Jing is considerate, beautiful and sexy, but she is my wife. # 10 year

10 years, I returned to my hometown. European customs is landing, and the quiet town is destroyed by the roaring noise everywhere. I'm glad I left this vulgar city. I walked into the hair salon, and the girl who washed her hair warmly asked me to sit down: Big Brother, where are you from? # 10 year

It has been 10 years, and many years of experience have made me a master of problem solving and promoted to a higher management position. I need a new secretary, and she also needs training and guidance. Things are going well. On the first day, I helped her solve her life problems. The next day, I helped her solve her psychological problems. On the third day, she helped me solve my physical problems. # 10 year

It's been 10 years, and I'm faced with a career choice again. My friend invited me to be a fitness instructor. "You should be responsible for testing the fat content of students. Hips and breasts have the highest fat content, "he said sincerely. "We will have female students next year." # 10 year