(Story background: Xiaozhuang, Akang and Sisi were suspended indefinitely by the pigeon racing research society organized by the school because of trouble! Alice was so depressed that she went to the campus to feed the pigeons herself! Finally, feed the birds and blow the pigeons away! A pigeon shit on me! ) These lines are as follows:

S: Ah! Bird shit? This pigeon shit on me because I have nothing to eat for it! What a pigeon with personality! Unfortunately, the "pigeon racing club" is gone, otherwise I will take it back for everyone to see! Forget it, let's go back to study!

Division: Amitabha! From now on, I will see through the world of mortals and enter an empty net! Amitabha!

(Story background: Xiaozhuang, Akang and Sisi want to apply for the reinstatement of the newly-joined head of the pigeon racing research association ...) These lines are as follows:

Kang: Captain, we have something for you!

Team leader: Just in time, I have something for you, too! Have you watched the news recently? In order to improve the quality of universities, the Ministry of Education has allocated 50 billion yuan to all those who want to become world-class universities! Our school is one of them. ...

Kang: What did you say? What does this have to do with us?

Team leader: What's it to you? They called the headmaster and said that they would visit the pigeon racing research society. Because they thought that the pigeon racing research society in our school was the most distinctive among hundreds of societies in China, the headmaster gave an order to let you get back together anyway!

Xiaozhuang: Great!

Kang: Wait a minute! But we don't want to! ]

Team leader: Huh?

Kang: We are not school puppies! Come at the drop of a hat We have personalities!

Team leader: Didn't you come to me just to get back together?

Kang: We just came to say hello!

Team leader: What are the requirements? Come out!

Kang: We should have our own independent office, just like a "harmonious society"!

Team leader: Why? The people's "harmonious society" wins the championship year after year! What do you have?

Kang: We have the strength to help the school ask the Ministry of Education for funds! and ...

Team leader: Anything else? ……

Kang: We need game equipment and fitness equipment. ...

Xiaozhuang: Kang! Plus a massage chair. ...

Team leader: (fire) I tell you ... I will ... agree to all your conditions ... but if you screw up, your asset management department will study like a medical department!

Student: Look! How about adding another karaoke machine?

Author: Yanggu people replied to this remark in the forum 2008-2-1523:11.