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What clean and funny positive energy jokes are there?
1, come near me if you want to think clearly. I have nothing but good looks.

Don't search online if you feel uncomfortable. Make a will after every search.

3. Look at beautiful women in the street. If you look up, you will appreciate them. If you look down, you will be hooligans.

Go to bed early if you want to eat, and don't stay up because you are ugly.

I found that there are two kinds of people, one is mentally ill, and the other is with low IQ, which is not enough for mental illness.

6. I have lived half my life, and I really want to do something for the economic development of my motherland, but I am not even qualified to pay taxes!

7, the exam is a person's business, but the score is a matter of seven aunts and eight aunts, as well as a group of other people next door.

8. Good-looking people have generally experienced many stories, while ugly people have generally heard more stories.

9. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size, and a single idiot by IQ.

10, losing weight is not so easy. Every catty of meat has its temper. After the age of not eating fat, it is better to give up if you are entangled.

1 1. Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you.

12, some people's depression is melodramatic, some people's procrastination is lazy, some people's obsessive-compulsive disorder is idle egg pain, and some people's insomnia is too much sleep in class.