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Humorous sentences from ugliness to beauty
1. Because there are many screws connected and fixed, the machine has become a solid whole, which can run freely and play its great working function. Although the screw is small, its function is immeasurable. I am willing to be a screw forever. Screws should be maintained and cleaned frequently to avoid rusting. The same is true of the human mind. We should check them often so that they won't make mistakes. I will continue to strengthen my study, improve my ideological consciousness, resolutely listen to the words of the Party and Chairman Mao, constantly carry out criticism and self-criticism, clear my ideological problems at any time, and be a screw that will never rust in the great revolutionary cause.

Life is like a cup of tea. If you don't taste it carefully, it will always be bitter. Calm down and taste tea slowly, and you will feel the smell of fresh tea in the air.

3. The best lovers are sure to stay together in time, hold hands in difficulties and face each other in old age.

4. Quiet intoxication is also a kind of beauty, and there is a style called arrogance.

5. Beauty and skin care is a long-term job. Besides using skin care products every day and doing professional nursing every week, we should also pay attention to internal supplement, eat more fruits and vegetables, have a light diet and eat some antioxidant health nutrients, which will also have unexpected beauty effects.

6. The previous feeling seems to come out at once, but the melody that is not too sad seems so sad and beautiful at this moment!

7. I always think that the best thing in life is meeting. Later, I learned that what is rare is reunion. If we meet again after such a long separation, I hope you are all right.

8. Our fear of age lies not in the aging brought by the growth of age, but in the fear that we will still get nothing with the growth of age.

9. How can I disturb my wife's beauty sleep?

10. What's wrong with being ugly? I can't see it myself. It's you who's disgusting.

1 1. Light days, light mood, light sunshine, light wind, everything is light, just fine.

12. On bad days, learn to find a happy reason for yourself every day, even if it is only warm sunshine and full electricity.

13. When you are strong, you will meet people who are stronger than you; When you get better, you deserve better.

14. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs. An unimaginable face. Why can a person's face look so strange? You are reckless and fearless. At first glance, you are not so good. A closer look is not as good as a first look.

15. A woman without maintenance has no future and future.

16. Growth is a piece of music waiting to be composed, waiting for us to compose a gripping music notation.

17. After many vicissitudes, I hope there will be people with the same eyebrows and eyes, waiting for you to be old as ever.

18. Don't get used to taking what others are willing to do for granted and taking what others pay as what others owe you. People should know: cherish and respect.

19. Time makes deep feelings deeper and deeper, and makes shallow feelings shallower and shallower.

20. As for the single eyelid, it is indeed a big defect. No tool can fully display its inherent richness, just like Chinese mainland has no seaport and its products are not easy to export. Only when I entered the school did I know that the single eyelid was the national emblem of a Japanese woman. As a result, the resourceful nation set up a beauty salon, and the length of the body could not be completely transformed. The name of Japanese slave can't be tolerated, the external organs can't be repaired, the ugly ones become beautiful, and the strange ones become goblins. Author: Qian Zhongshu

2 1. Meet the most beautiful scenery in the deepest despair.

22. Night is the golden period of beauty repair. Making good use of quality sleep is more effective than any beauty treatment. Four hours before going to bed, refusing stimulating food, such as coffee, will not affect the quality of sleep. When sleeping, you may wish to apply a good night mask or skin care products to strengthen the repair, and get twice the result with half the effort.

23. When you are full of youth, how can you forget that unforgettable hour?

24. To be a happy woman, you must be happy, but you must also create happiness if you are unhappy. Smiling may not make the world bloom, but you can relax your tight chest, laugh when you are happy, make everyone infected, cry when you are sad, talk beautifully, and then everything will return to zero, be cheerful, laugh at your humble self, draw comfort and strength from it, trust and feel refreshed, and then you can dance.

25. Believe that dreams are the source of value, that vision determines everything in the future, that success is more important than success itself, that there are setbacks in life without failure, and that the quality of life comes from erin brockovich's belief.

26. It's good to meet you in this quiet day, and I really can't help but want to accompany you to your old age.

27. Life is like a dandelion, seemingly free, but often involuntarily. There is no if in life, only the result. I tried my best. I tried.

28. Clouds on the horizon erased the faint sadness. Maybe I should learn to reconcile waiting and melancholy.

29. Who turned it into a flower on the other side after burning out the years?

30. As long as a man is rich and powerful, he will find a woman at the age of 20, but if a woman doesn't know how to love herself today, even if you are rich and capable, it is impossible to find a man at the age of 20.

3 1. I have come to Changbai Snow Mountain and met you in front of the copper gate for ten years.

32. Good skin gives a good impression intuitively. As the saying goes, one white covers three ugliness! Secondly, if you are engaged in the sales of beauty cosmetics, good skin can add confidence to your work!

33. Some things may be hard to forget, but they are a prelude to sadness.

34. What you must do with your girlfriend ① Leave your boyfriend and become the best partner for shopping; Beauty and fitness work together for beauty; 3 the other person's emotional trash can; Listen to each other's nagging; 4 go to the physical examination together; We should all be healthy; ⑤ Watch the performance together; Let's scream together. 6 self-timer looks good; ⑦ Sing ktv together, we have an appointment. Children's shoes, have you done these things?

35. If one day, what moves you can no longer move you, what makes you angry can no longer irritate you, and what makes you sad can no longer make you cry, you will know what this time has given you and what you have paid for your growth.

36. Without you, this city would be full of stinking garbage. Without you, citizens will not be able to work and live normally; Without you, this city will be eclipsed! Thank you, our city beautician! This city salutes you!

37. Lonely light years, long loneliness drowned my sadness.

38. It's time for you to get a facial. Do you think I am old? You have to be more beautiful, or what will you do when you grow up like me? Afraid of being seen? Nobody looks. Who's so ugly? Source: halfway couple