1 Q: Is there racial discrimination in Britain?
A: The law does not allow it, and the public awareness is stronger than that of the United States. But if you are the boss, you will also take care of your own people.
Q: Are British men gentlemen?
A: If you are not in public, then no one your age will.
Q: Are all British women ladies?
A: Please refer to Article 2.
Q: Is English food delicious?
You're kidding.
Q: What's the best in Britain?
A: The police.
Q: Where can I see handsome guys in Britain?
A: The police station.
Q: Where can I hear the most standard English in Britain?
A: The police station.
Q: Is it easy to find a job in Britain?
Do you speak English? I don't know, just washing dishes.
Q: What about XXX University in the UK?
A: In the eyes of the British, Oxford and Cambridge are first-rate, while others are equally second-rate.
10 q: can you see stars in Britain?
A: Tickets for the stadium.
1 1Q: Is Christmas in Britain lively?
A: Dead City.
12 q: are the British enthusiastic?
A: Scotland.
13 q: do British people like America?
A: It's just a political marriage. This country hates America.
14 q: which country do British people hate the most?
A: Argentina, I learned about it at the World Cup.
15 q: is food expensive in Britain?
A: You guess.
16 q: not expensive?
A: Guess again.
17 q: is it convenient to surf the internet in Britain?
A: Don't play domestic online games when sharing.
18 q: is Britain safe?
A: Stay away from blacks and Indians.
19 q: is the welfare in the uk good?
A: It has nothing to do with you.
Q: Is Britain very literary?
A: I can finally answer directly, but one in every two people on the subway is holding a book (novel).
2 1 q: what is the most difficult thing in British universities?
A: Four difficulties: accounting, architecture, medicine and law. Four deaths: English literature, criminal psychology, genetics, mechanics.
Q: Are British people fashionable?
A: New Bond Street only.
Q: Can you buy a brand like lv gucci in the UK? Is it cheap?
A: After a long time, you will ignore the rubbish.
Q: Are all the buildings in Britain symmetrical?
Where does the queen live?
Q: Is Britain all white?
A: Except London, Manchester City, Birmingham and Glasgow.
Q: Does Northern Ireland belong to Britain?
A: Don't ask, you will be beaten.
Is the weather good in England?
A: It rains twice a year, once for four months and once for eight months.
Q: Is it easy to find a job after graduation in the UK?
A: Work hard, hehe.
Q: Do British people speak English well?
A: Good point. The average score of IELTS is 5.5.
Q: Are there many beautiful women in Britain?
A: Don't expect too much, and don't be too disappointed. Visa facilitation in the UK: approval will be completed within 24 hours from August.
3 1 Q: Are there any tall buildings in Britain?
Answer: canary fishing port has it, and other places also have it, hehe, hehe, hehe.
Q: Are the laws in Britain strict?
Answer: For example, postgraduate students try their best to find someone to take the exam and go to jail.
Q: Are British women open?
A: Open, but it has nothing to do with you.
Q: Can a British visa go to Europe?
A: It doesn't matter.
Q: Are there any places to visit in Britain?
Do you like reading novels? Don't like watching it? That's not true.
Q: Is there a chance to meet the royal family?
A: TV. Or try your luck in Chinatown during Chinese New Year.
Q: Do I have a chance to marry the prince?
A: Wake up, it's 10.
Q: What are the specialties in Britain?
A: Tea, whisky, antiques, and expensive brands.
Q: So what should I send back to China?
A: Burberry factory store.
Q: Can I give my teacher a present?
A: Yes, the whole world eats this set.
4 1 q: can you bring some Chinese knots to foreigners?
No. I quit five years ago.
Q: Can you scold them in Chinese?
A: Be prepared to be beaten.
Q: Are all British people religious?
A: No.
Q: Do all British people believe in evolution?
A: Darwin was an Englishman, but not all Englishmen believed him. Isn't that interesting?
Q: Is there a nightlife in Britain?
The bar is gone.
Q: Is it cool to watch football in England?
A: It's great that England didn't lose. Run if you lose, and then listen outside.
Q: I am a girl. Can I find an English boyfriend?
A: Very simple. You can find your face. But getting married is not easy.
Q: I am a boy. Can I find an English girlfriend?
A: just look at it.
Q: Can I support myself?
A: You earn your own living expenses, but you can't earn your tuition.
Q: Is there a college entrance examination in Britain?
A: No, studying in the UK after the college entrance examination: Is the result of the college entrance examination important?
5 1 q: are British women in good shape?
A: The good ones are particularly good, and the bad ones scare you to death.
Q: Can I eat Chinese food when I go to England?
A: Southerners feel better.
Q: Is there a vegetable market in Britain?
Shao, go to the supermarket.
Q: Are there pirated games in Britain?
A: No, playing games is a luxury.
Q: Can I play wow in the UK?
A: Don't come, just play in China. You can only choose between wow and your studies.
Q: Is there geographical discrimination in Britain?
A: Scotland, England and Northern Ireland despise each other.
Is it cold in England?
Answer: Bring some autumn clothes and trousers. Not for sale here.
Q: Is the staple food of British people rice?
A: It's potatoes. . . .
Q: What luggage should I take?
A: Seasonings, underwear, sanitary napkins and medicines. Don't bring washing powder, toilet paper, rice, umbrellas and the like.
Q: Is medical care convenient in Britain?
A: As long as you can explain where you are injured. Princess Kate is an athlete. Did you succeed? (photo)
6 1 q: do I need an English name?
A: Stupid behavior.
Q: Why can't I understand The Lord of the Rings's English?
A: There is also classical Chinese in Britain.
Can I make English friends?
A: No, classmate.
Q: Are Britons 18 years old independent?
A: 30 is also supported by family members.
Q: What sports do British people like best?
Football, cricket and golf.
Q: Are there many homosexuals in Britain?
A: If it is, it won't be lonely.
Q: Do British people like to pretend to be forced?
A: I didn't like it before drinking.
Q: Can British people drink alcohol?
A: 10 bottle of beer will do, and the white wine will be poured in one bite.
Q: Are cigarettes expensive in Britain?
Answer: 4-6 kg a pack, it takes more than 2 1 year to buy cigarettes.
Q: Are there any British-born China people?
A: Yes, the BBC is generally stupid.
7 1 q: will the British chase me?
Yes, because he thinks you are easy to get along with.
Q: Will you be happy if you marry an Englishman?
We can't go together
Q: Are houses in England expensive?
A: It's similar to the Third Ring Road in Beijing.
Q: Is there a death penalty in Britain?
A: Special approval.
Q: Can I eat Japanese and Korean food in Britain?
Yes, but it is also run by China people.
Q: Is British TV good?
A: There is a charge for one * * * five channels. There is a charge for adding 200 stations.
Q: Is it expensive to get a haircut in Britain?
20 pounds on average.
Q: Are there any parties in England?
Yes, it is.
Q: Is there a place to sing K in Britain?
Yes, it is.
Q: Can I buy a gun in England?
A: Go to America, go.
8 1 q: are British people of high quality?
A: Don't think about it for the younger generation.
Q: Do British people use QQ?
What are you thinking about?
Q: Can I ask my tutor any questions?
A: He will give you a mobile phone number, never mind, but no one will ever answer it.
Q: Is the university canteen delicious?
You are so funny.
Q: Can I have a party in Britain in the middle of the night?
A: Neighbors will call the police. I'm sure I'll call the police
Q: Can Britain see the stars?
A: It's cloudy.
Q: Can you camp in England?
A: Yes, it is primitive and natural, but creatures are also primitive and natural.
Q: Is the transportation in Britain good?
There is no traffic jam in Beijing.
Q: Is it expensive to take a taxi in Britain?
A: Expensive.
Q: Is it expensive to buy a car in Britain?
No, but gasoline, insurance and road tax are all expensive. The top ten universities in Britain are expensive.
9 1 q: do all students studying in Britain go to school?
One sixth is good.
Q: Have you ever heard of the national regulations on fertility in Britain?
Are you talking about the orphanage?
Q: Is there anything to pay attention to in Britain?
A: Don't drink tap water, you will be infertile.
Q: Is Britain clean?
A: If you remove the shit.
Q: Are there any Buddhist temples in Britain?
Yes, there are temples with European architecture.
Q: What are the streets like in Britain?
A: The maximum width is four lanes.
Q: Is the tax in Britain high?
Every hamburger is taxed.
Q: Are drugs rampant in Britain?
A: There is no flooding, but you should control it.
Q: What is the British people's daily entertainment?
A: While drinking, I scolded Argentina and Americans.
100 q: is Britain developed?
A: Some places are not as good as China.
10 1Q: Is it ***35.5?
Answer: When he finds 40. Don't expect to give 40.5, he won't count.
102 q: what do the British think of hong kong?
A: Part of China. They can afford to lose this.
103 q: will Chinatown be unified?
A: The most complicated and dangerous place.
104 q: can I join a political party in Britain?
You think too much.
105 q: can I speculate in the uk?
Answer: Prepare instant noodles for two months in case of starvation in the future.
106 q: will college students be together after graduation?
A: It was enough when I was in college.
107 q: can I find a girlfriend from China?
Get the money ready. Of course.
108 q: teacher, may I ask you a question?
A: Please raise your hand and say, sir.
109 q: is there a phrase like 88, sb in Britain?
A: Yes, for example, w8 = etc., u = you, 4=for.
1 10 q: what is the number of 911 calls in Britain?
Answer: 999, fire alarm, first aid and alarm are all about this. You need to talk to him for a while first.
1 1 1Q: Is there much homework in British universities?
A: Haha, paper night, you will experience it.
1 12 q: I can't keep up with my studies. Can I find a tutor?
A: How are you going to pay? Will you pay taxes? Do you have a tax number?
Q: Is there an invoice in the UK?
A: This is just a receipt. Let's use this for reimbursement.
1 14 q: is golf expensive?
A: Scotland, 5 pounds.
Q: What are the characteristics of different parts of Britain?
A: It's the same all over the country. Except the money looks different.
1 16 q: I won the British lottery!
A: There are also award-winning frauds in Britain.
Q: Can I trust my compatriots?
Do you trust people in China?
1 18 q: do British people think China people can do kung fu?
Do you think English people can ride horses?
1 19 q: Britain is an island country. Is seafood delicious?
A: Tuna is very cheap.
120 q: does it cost money to go to the museum?
A: No, but if you don't put things in the donation box at the door, others will despise you. 10 tips for overseas students in Britain (photos)
12 1Q: Is there garbage sorting in Britain?
A: It depends on your mood.
122 q: is there garbage recycling in Britain?
A: What a loss it is not to recycle.
123 q: can I buy blood if I have no money?
A: No one bought it, thank you.
124 q: I want to join the army.
A: I don't want you.
125 q: are there any casinos in Britain?
Yes, it's a good place for quick consumption.
126 q: I heard that British casinos can eat for free?
You are late.
127 q: can British people speak foreign languages?
A: Don't get me wrong, that's just Europeans abroad.
128 q: I heard that British universities have cutting-edge technology.
A: Overseas students are not accepted.
129 q: where can I buy medicine when I am sick?
Aspirin is sold everywhere. What? Want anti-inflammatory drugs? Go to the hospital.
130 q: what should I do if I am pregnant?
A: Spend money on abortion. Just like China.
13 1Q: What should I do if I want to have a baby?
A: It's free, but we don't give it to people who plan their stomachs.
132 q: do children go to kindergarten?
A: It's more expensive than college.
133 q: do you want to do business in Britain?
A: Be prepared to lose money first.
134 q: why do people in Japan and Korea speak English that I don't understand?
Can you hear him speak English?
135 q: I want to get married in England, an English wedding.
A: Prepare at least 20,000 pounds first. It's not a dowry, it's all spent on the wedding day.
136 q: is there any way to make quick money?
Remember to tell me when you know.
137 q: is there mad cow disease in British beef?
Don't worry, those are all exports.
138 q: is there any top whisky in Britain?
A: Er ... it's also exported with beef.
139 q: can you eat fried dough sticks in the morning in Britain?
A: Forget it, cough. ...
140 q: my girlfriend went to England and I was at home. We will have a happy future, and I will wait for her.
A: I forgot too. cough ...
14 1Q: I am a Chinese department in China and want to study literature in Britain.
A: I'd better forget it. good ...
142 q: Chinese knots are not acceptable. Can I bring some porcelain as a gift?
A: British porcelain is second only to China, so people don't want it (it's really hard to serve)
143 q: what should I do if I go to jail for a crime?
Congratulations, your English will improve rapidly.
144 q: Britain is a literary paradise, and I want to publish a book in Britain.
A: It costs nearly 20,000 pounds to translate 65,438+million words.
145 q: I want to be a white-collar worker in Britain.
A: Sorry, blue-collar workers earn more. The dirtier the job, the more money you earn.
146 q: can I change the electricity meter?
A: In prison.
147 q: is the paper easy to write?
Answer: copy books, not nets. The older the book, the better.
148 q: are there any stray dogs in Britain?
A: There are stray cats and stray foxes.
149 q: I want to see Beckham.
He is not in England now.
150 q: is there a world war ii memorial day in Britain?
They commemorated the First World War. Latest: 20 15 British university ranking Cambridge still wins the championship!
Q: Are there any swimming places in Britain?
A: There is one in the community, but it is not big.
152 q: are there any fitness centers in Britain?
A: It stinks.
153 q: are there any clubs in the university that can join?
The only thing you are interested in is the Chinese community.
154 q: can I find the embassy if I have difficulties?
A: Great things can be done. Like a dead man.
155 q: are there many kinds of fruits in Britain?
A: You don't need toes.
156 q: I want to work in the UK to teach Chinese.
A: Everyone wants to.
157 q: is it okay to keep a pet?
Answer: Ask the landlord first, and then protect your dog. If it dies, you're finished.
158 q: is the banking service in Britain good?
A: If your visa expires, you can confiscate your poor property at any time.
159 q: what about overstaying?
A: Refugee camps and repatriation centers.
160 q: how is life in the refugee camp?
A: Eating costs money. Not as good as prison. 20 14 what do you need to know about GPA of famous British universities? (photo)
16 1Q: I have no English foundation. I went to England to study English and then went to college.
Answer: Come back when you learn well.
162 q: what is the annual living expenses?
A: 65,438+00,000 pounds to infinity.
163 q: going home for the new year?
A: It's my duty not to go back. It's luck to go back.
164 q: I don't want to rely on my family anymore.
Answer: Be prepared that you can't graduate from college within 10 years.
165 q: I can bear hardships.
A: Be prepared not to graduate from college within 9 years.
166 q: after graduating from junior college, I want to go to Britain to study for a master's degree.
A: You are lucky to get the application, and you are great at graduation.
167 q: which university is better, Britain or America?
A: There are no students who have attended both Harvard and Cambridge in the world.
168 q: I am1under 8 years old.
A: Prepare money for your guardian.
169 q: what will my guardian help me?
I'll take money from you.
170 q: can parents visit relatives?
A: If they come and have a place to live, they can.
17 1Q: Is Britain an EU country?
A: Yes, but not a euro zone country.
172 q: it is difficult to exchange pounds. Can I use US dollars in the UK?
The British discriminate against Americans.