2. Hawaiian girl you tanned today
The sun didn't make you red, just tanned.
4. I feel tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.
5. "A bad life is like tears falling into your eyes, suntanned sunshine and wet rain." Bloggers are so good at telling stories that every painting is full of spirituality.
6. "Because I'm afraid of the dark! So my academic performance is not good since I was a child! " "What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark?" "Because I dare not look at the blackboard."
7. Friend, your Chinese is really good.
8. Send you a parasol, so that the sunshine in late spring will no longer tan your skin; Send you a gourd ladle of sweet spring, let impetuous mood, slowly return to calm; Send you a breeze, let you stay in a cool summer forever; Send you a wish to make your dream come true!
9. Armed to the teeth, don't let me get tanned again.
10. Where did you dig coal these two days?
1 1. If you tan yourself, adding a filter may make you look better ... The key is to look thinner ... In fact, the sun is asymmetrical. During the Chinese New Year, the beach basked in the sun and my arms were tanned a little. ...
12. The sunshine on the beach is so fierce that your face looks like Mo Dou.
13. I hope I won't work overtime any more, but how is that possible? However, working in the hot sun every day, I don't seem to get a tan at all ... I become whiter for no reason. ...
14. You can't get the sun all year round, so you should cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as the face is not tanned, the skin color doesn't matter, just wear a hat to cover your face.
15. When I hold an umbrella, people always say that I am so white that I don't need to hold it. Why? How much manpower and material resources did I spend to keep this degree? Even I love beauty so much that I almost gave up my favorite skirt to avoid tanning! So why don't I take an umbrella? Don't! But! Sure！
16. Come swimming, whether you get a tan or not.
17. I was asked 300 times a day if I was hot or not, but I still got a tan.
18. The filter can't save my tanned skin.
19. Not only can I not get a tan this summer, but I have to cover my face a little hot. I must be thin, healthy and white.
20. It's really sunny today. I want to get a tan.
The humorous sentence describing the suntanned person is 2 1. I was tanned twice again.
22. I can't stand the pale skin being tanned at all. Try to stay indoors before traveling. Hair needs nursing again. If it is too long, it is very troublesome to take care of it.
I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he liked girls with long hair, and I kept it for three years. He said that I like white skin and am afraid of tanning in summer, so I can't go out. He said I like to be in good shape and keep my appetite every day. I only eat two meals a day to keep fit, but I really love him. So I'm here to say I love you.
24. The days of high are numbered … go on road trip will start tomorrow … Ready for tanning … Ready for being scolded … Ready for a start and three nods …
25. Hair and face are integrated.
26. Black is the most popular now, and most people can't get this effect in the sun!
27. Standing by your side, I am like a firefly and a matchhead in the dark.
28. When you are sad, you walk a lot to tan yourself, and then you will try your best to make yourself come back for nothing and have no time to think about anything else.
29. A woman who is too lazy to open an umbrella, but doesn't want to get sunburned.
30. Be tanned and become a local. I'm sad that there is no picture. None of my great white skin has been destroyed! !
3 1. I am not a sentimental person. I'm never afraid of tanning, but I'm afraid of sunburn. I think my neck is sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel my tonsils are inflamed again!
32. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.
33. I'm completely tanned. Everyone says I'm Filipino.
34. Although I'm a little tanned, I feel my skin is getting better ... Finally, I can't rot my face+I can't mend my skin ... I like places with humid air ... I don't care if I want to live in the south for a while in the future. ...
35. Longmen Escort Agency has fun chasing fish every day, and Sister Na has gone on holiday. This camp is hopeless. After the military training, they are all tanned, bought watermelons and will leave in summer.
36. Without sunscreen, it will really tan, really tan, really dark, really dark.
37. Boys are children! His eyes are small, but intense; There is a small mouth under the tall nose; Thick lips and white teeth; His skin is very dark. I wonder whether the white teeth on his skin or the sun tanned his skin. He is thin, as if he were malnourished.
38. Suntanned skin turned into steel bars, and frozen hands still clenched fists and practiced martial arts. The speed of the charge is transformed into a tiger going down the mountain, and a suit of iron and blood kung fu inspires an attitude of longing for war. Born here, the soil and water vowed to protect this territory, and those who invaded our mountains and rivers will be punished far away. In the sea, they will be dragons in the air to show their domineering by riding an eagle, and then insert a five-star red flag after destroying the enemy's morale!
39. It's always like this in summer. You can only look through the air-conditioned room. Besides the heat, you will get tanned and dizzy outside.
40. I can't be white, I'm going to get a tan ... Just because I lost my umbrella, I'm not willing to buy a new one.
Interesting sentences describing characters
Interesting sentences describing characters
1, look at yourself in the mirror!
The person in the photo is always young, but the hand that opened the photo is old.
3. The long flying sand and stones are amazing.
4. Moonlight comes quietly to my heart with sadness.
5. Some things last a lifetime.
6. As long as a person no longer wants it, he can put everything down.
7, has been very shallow, but deep feelings.
8. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
9. I am used to being uncomfortable, I am used to missing, I am used to waiting for you, but I have never been used to not seeing you.
10, I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.
1 1, I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.
12, I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?
13, I believe the world will always be so beautiful.
14, I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?
15, I'm fine, I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh, and I don't need others to know.
16, I was still waiting for you, but you forgot you were here.
17, I don't care if you don't care about me.
18, the fairy tale is over, and forgetting is happiness.
19. Listen to sad songs and watch happy plays.
20, whose loneliness covers me. Whose cheongsam covers my shoulder.
2 1, as beautiful as flowers and as beautiful as jade, like water passing by.
22. If life is like the first time.
Please don't pretend to be nice to me. I am stupid and will take it seriously.
24, pray for heaven and earth to let go of a pair of lovers, afraid that what happens will never happen.
25. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.
26. You really look like a heavenly girl, and your face falls first ~ ~
27. You broke the rules!
28. You look very fauvism! !
29. You suddenly said I love you and made me cry at the noisy railway station.
30, you haven't fully evolved, it's really difficult for you to be an elephant man.
3 1, the tenderness you give and the tenderness you lose are the gentlest tenderness.
32. Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...
33. You like you only because of me.
34. What will eventually get you into it is always beautiful at first.
35. herding sheep in a hurry; Taurus, keep for a lifetime; Gemini, wandering all his life; Cancer, waiting for a lifetime; Lions are in control all their lives; A virgin, who has been preparing all her life; Libra has been weighing all his life; Scorpio, for life.
In doubt; Shooter, playing all his life; Capricorn, struggle for a lifetime; Aquarius, dreaming all his life; Pisces, you don't know what you are doing all your life.
36. What's the difference between buying lottery tickets and finding a wife? One is 25 to 7, and the other is 250 to choose a wife.
37. When two people are together, they are not changing each other, but accepting each other, so they are tolerant. If you just want to change, it is not life, it is war.
I can go back to the past, but I can't go back to the beginning.
39. I looked at him sadly and said, "Can the operation be cured?"
40. The international face is universal.
4 1, I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.
42. For men, the most beautiful woman is not available.
43. Waiting is the oldest person in life.
44. When we are in the minority, we can test our courage; When we are in the majority, we can test our tolerance.
45. When you do something right, no one will remember that when you do something wrong, even your breathing is wrong.
46. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?
47. Once you never left me, now you avoid me like a plague.
48. Don't treat me badly because I am good to you.
49. In that year, when the cardamom was in its prime, whoever promised to die.
50. In love life, what is more terrible than not finding a sense of security? I can't find a condom.
5 1, love is so short, forgetting is so long.
52. The realm of love can stand the dull fleeting time.
53. Nothing is more sad than not dying.
54.MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.
55. Don't just see other people's external stains, but you can't see your own inner garbage.
56, the talented facade reveals the essence of dress B.
57. Everyone says that my sister is beautiful, but in fact they are all made up.
58. Give you a little face and you won't know what you are?
59. Girls, most men who give you money to die just want to sleep with you for one night; And those who haggle over everything. . . . That is really no money.
60. Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting
6 1, goods have a shelf life, and people are sometimes tired of watching them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?
62. Distance does not produce beauty, but a third party.
63. Look at what you wear every day. Why don't you do something?
64. The face said: Why don't you want me? ! Come on, it's asking you something.
Please don't ask me out next time. Every time I go out with you, I think of a movie about dating zombies.
66. Every woman is always mean to a man.
I believe it's a pity that Raytheon didn't touch you when you were out in the rain.
68. You are either pretending to be forced or you are on the way to pretending to be forced.
69. Do you dare to say that the extinction of dinosaurs has nothing to do with you? You've vilified them all.
70. You drag a pig to go shopping. You look happy. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.
7 1, your head was caught by Xifeng's thigh, your brain is tofu residue, and your cerebellum has shrunk, right?
72. You said that even if you wrote a poem, it was still full of nonsense, smelly and long. As a result, it is difficult for girls to stimulate female hormones instantly. . . It's cholesterol
73. Your eyes are really big. Let me see if it's a single eyelid or a double eyelid under the microscope.
74. You invited me to your house to play computer games. I heard that bully was fun before I entered the door. This is your home computer. The mouse came to your house with tears in its eyes. In the cold weather, you and your father strolled in the street with bare arms. You pretend to be Haier brothers!
75, you have to believe me, you are really important to me! The important thing is to be like a standard pencil to be used in the exam.
76. You are very kind, especially when you are sad …
77. Recently, you ate too much gutter oil, which led to gene mutation in your brain, and your brain was completely corroded, right?
78. You can't judge a book by its cover.
79. Do you want me to beat you to the ground and underground to let you know how thick-skinned you are?
80. Say I have no quality? My quality has always been for people, not for dogs, and it is also a waste for dogs.
8 1, I heard the inference about the 28 principle: 20% people create 80% divorce rate. . .
82. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence "Go away!"
83. I will never cheat. Because the premise of doing that is that there must be two people in the world who like me at the same time ...
How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.
85. For most people, the power of mistresses seems irresistible.
86. No matter how beautiful a woman is, she will be crushed by a man ... No matter how handsome a man is, he will kneel between her legs. ...
87. Knowing that you are the best, not everyone is thicker than a wall like you.
88. If you don't have knowledge, don't show off at will, lest Sun Man people laugh at you for not having connotation and not knowing the art of speaking.
89. What do you like about me? "I like you, stay away from me."
90. Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love.
9 1, don't think that what you say is different from others can attract my attention.
92. I'm not talking about you! You are so stupid!
93. Don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang! Don't pretend with me, the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China is behind me. If you don't believe me, bin Laden is my uncle. Bomb first, then poison. If you refuse to obey again, the registered policeman is my aunt. Change your account to a pig!
Humorous sentences that describe people being fat.
1, long time no see, you have gained weight!
It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have been touched by others. Have you ever been touched?
3, the wife is a fat girl Defolie 1. Cute and lovable; 2. Be able to bear looking; 3. fun; 4. It's easy to take care of, and it feels much better to mop your hands. 5. Easy to raise, fleshy girls seem to be able to grow meat if they really drink water; 6. Affordable; 7. I can afford to play, and I am not so picky as a thin man. If I don't eat this, I'll quit. 8. Warm in winter and cool in summer; 9. Personality, thinking, courage, knowledge, thoughtfulness and bright smile.
Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not. starting point
5, life is like this, a wave of unrest, a wave of ups and downs. Treat allergies in spring and oils in summer, treat alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, remove acne and wrinkle less, and then fight obesity all your life. (via:@ Qidian
6, look in the mirror, touch your hair and say: grow faster, grow faster.
7. My sister gave me a look and said, Don't let the meat hear me.
According to the survey, 98% of fat people are handsome and beautiful, but sadly, 99% of fat people can't lose weight! ! ! Sadly, when I tried to be that 1%, I found that I was actually that 2%TMD! ! !
9. A woman who can't control her figure will never make a difference in her life. No, you see, I'm fat if I want to be, and I'm fat if I want to be. starting point
10, don't call others clowns just because they are a little fat!
1 1. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced! @ mamali
12, Xunzi: It's useless for a boyfriend to persuade him. A secret lover is full of motivation if he says something casually.
13, idea: take her to buy clothes. If she can't get in, she will lose weight automatically.
Yang Zhiyong: When I hug you, you take my breath away.
15, total drill wind: hold her princess up like when she was thin before. According to the script, it should be holding a circle or throwing things up and down. Of course, today's teaching is not like this: kneel down at the moment you pick her up. That's right. Kneel down, lean forward and push your arms forward in one go. Throw her out! Then you don't have to help her. When she struggles to get up and look at you, you should look at her with an incredible expression, and then look down at your hand. If necessary, you can make a gesture to balance your weight with your hand.
16, ayu: I just like carrying you. It feels as heavy as carrying the whole world. If you are not killed or you have a girlfriend, she will lose weight silently.
17, mild type: dear, it seems that my appetite has increased greatly recently!
18, zyadiousi: Girls are very sensitive. You pinch her stomach and arms and make a few jokes that feel good. She will jump up and ask you if you think she is fat, and then you should confidently say, no, I like the baby's flesh, and it feels good. Girls should be plump. Then, 80% of the girls jumped up to lose weight. After that, what you have to do is to provide backstage support, encourage more, help find aerobics videos, accompany running, help with fitness cards, and urge exercise.
19, Wang Yue: Every time I see this kind of question, I will send it to my boyfriend and then find a chance to beat him up.
20. David Van Lin: Honey, I'm looking at a skirt with 1000 dollars. If your waist were thinner, it would definitely look good on you. Why don't you go running with me tomorrow?
2 1, Girantex: hit the chicken leg in her hand first.
22. Chen Zuo: If you are fat, you should take the lead in losing weight. If you are not fat, you should get a new girlfriend.
23. Su Xue: Why cook for her, supervise her diet, take her to exercise, and try to convince her?
24, solve troubles: change a girlfriend. In fact, I doubt whether a girl will choose her current boyfriend if she loses weight.
25. My girlfriend is getting fat. How should my boyfriend tell her to lose weight?
Funny sentences describing handsome guys
Funny sentence 1. La la la la, everyone loves you, birds see birds stay, which is popular with thousands of girls, stimulates the handsome boy market, saves countless teenagers who have slipped, and a pear flower overwhelms Haitang.
2. The most talented and handsome. Yushu is facing the wind. Romantic. Tall and powerful. People say: Landslides fall, water flows backwards, ghosts see sorrow, beauty and wisdom are integrated, heroes and chivalrous incarnate, people love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, cars see a flat tire ~
The sign of an ugly man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness, and the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness, so I am still living for my handsomeness.
4. Handsome is not only a man's pain, but also a woman's pain ... I am lonely and old all my life ... because ... all MM think they are not good enough for me ... Handsome people never say that they are handsome, so handsome people should take the time to become handsome.
5. Postscript: Ten million years after my death, after the birth of mankind, they restored my bones and buried them in the North Pole. Above my tombstone, there is a cloud floating all year round, which has changed and changed, with only one word: handsome. ...
6. Handsome, people who drive in the street will have traffic accidents and rear-end collisions; Passers-by are dizzy ~ ~
7. Alas ~ I didn't see that when I took out this photo, the sun was hotter, the grass was greener, the flowers were redder, and even the birds were happier ~ ~
8. At school, the teacher talked about the meaning of handsome, which puzzled me. At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.
9. One day, I walked into the street and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. Pointing at me as handsome, I said I was not handsome, so they hit me and called me hypocritical.
10. One day, the fairy said to me, handsome boy, let me marry you.
1 1. One day I yelled at Tianda: I'm not handsome. God listened, and a thunder criticized me. Who told you to lie?
12. I don't know Shen, and it's not surprising that I was killed; If you don't study in Shen, you can't study for a doctorate.
13. People love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars have a flat tire. I have been chased, but I have never been overtaken.
14. Sharp front teeth, short legs, handsome head shape, he is the perfect crystallization of beauty and wisdom, handsome and brave peers.
15. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.
16. Once I walked down the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, Are you handsome? I said: I am not handsome! The response was five burning finger prints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me.
17. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. When Nicholas Tse saw me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.
18. A man gave me a pair of couplets during the Spring Festival. The first couplet: looking at the back, thousands of troops and horses. Girls turn their heads and jump off buildings with love: Shuai Shuai is handsome!
19. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.
20. I looked in the mirror carefully again, and I was really relieved of my appearance. I really can't find out what's wrong with it.
2 1. The shortest martial arts novel in the world: the master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome!