A selection of humorous sentences that make you smile every day.
1. When you get up every day, you will find that you will lose to laziness if you are hungry. Hungry and lazy, they are usually losers in urine.
There is always a selfless person in the world who would rather make himself unhappy than others.
There are six things you can't expect in life: longevity pills, regret medicine and railway tickets of the Ministry of Railways. Forget the water, love poison, Alipay's dedication.
The road to success is always under construction.
Tell me, do you want to die or not?
6. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.
7. You are so shameless and heartless, and your weight should be very light.
8. Push me again and I'll play dead for you!
9. I may not be at home when I am pursuing Happyness.
10. Flower world, I am too serious.
1 1. I don't have that many feelings, I just want someone to accompany me.
12. When people are sad, no matter how happy they are, they can't stop crying.
13. You said you would wait for me, but you did it. You found someone to wait with.
14. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.
Humorous sentences that make you smile every day.
1. You can't reach. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.
2. A woman without talent is a virtue. I think I must be too wicked.
The cashier said there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you!
There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you?
Give it to me and don't worry, there's nothing wrong with it!
Relax, I'm not a good person.
7. If you ignore me, I will be a dog!
8. Q: Why can you hurt so far, but comfort must be around?
9. Who said that? Just send a red envelope.
10. It is said that Hu Jianren will read the anti-fraud guide as a pornographic guide. After reading it several times, I couldn't find the original Huayin.
1 1. What do you mean by saying something important three times? It means: Say it once, Weibo say it once, and friends circle say it again. . .
12. A modern poem "Bole": I wrote a paragraph/My father's brother smiled.
13. People nearby take the initiative to add you. Male% is a pervert, female% is a WeChat business!
14. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!
15. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!
16. I have loved you for a long time! I have been waiting for you for a long time! Now, I'm leaving you for a long time.
17. Women, being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.
18. The higher the online rate of QQ, the more lonely this person is.
19. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.
20. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.
2 1. Boredom is how a person feels about a plate after eating the food on it.
22. Don't thank me. Thank you and dare to charge you money!
23. Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose!
24. As a typical failure, you really succeeded!
25. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.
26. Say that money is evil and everyone fishes; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!
27. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?
28. I have a little mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!
29. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
30. I spent 10,000 yuan on a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously: which Western Zhou Dynasty is this? This is from last week!
3 1. The world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be pure for?
32. Distance does not produce beauty, but a mistress.
33. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.
I don't even believe in punctuation.
35. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.
36. Hey, is your coffin upside down or sliding?
37. Not only pencils, but also you.
38. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.
39. I should have been heartless a long time ago, and now I don't have to tear my heart out.
40. Now that I think about it, kindergartens are still easy to mix.
4 1. Don't be so nice to me that I can't tell whether you are in love or friendship.
80 humorous homophones that make people laugh for a year
A humorous and homophonic sentence that makes people laugh for a year-1. What's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?
2. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.
I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the book was.
It's so hot that we will get to know each other.
5. Why is Chang 'e fickle? Because her name is change.
6. One day M and N quarreled, and finally M apologized because M was sorry!
7. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."
8. "Why do you have to eat eight pears?" "Because my home is the home of 8 pears."
9. Q: Why are vampires afraid of garlic? A: Because vampires like blood.
10. Now is really the next four tights: tight mask, tight clothes and tight waistband.
1 1. Xu Xian bought his wife a hat. Why does the white lady feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!
12. "How much does it cost to buy the moon?" "It's more affordable to buy in the middle of the month, because the moon on the fifteenth day is sixteen dollars."
13. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed" the duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why laugh at others?"
14. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, it is a beautiful woman in a messy room.
15. I am SF, and I said whether you are a small piece or a small piece.
16. Look, look, the moon today is not beautiful at all, neither round nor bright. Yes, I don't forgive.
17. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.
18. Crabs and clams took the exam together. When the crab was found cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied the clam." The teacher said, "You are a fart."
19. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.
20. A good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.
Humor and homophonic sentences that make people laugh for a year. If you don't love me, it's fruitless. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my work.
22. The truck met a taxi for the first time. The truck said, "I'll call a truck." The taxi said, "I'll call a taxi." The truck said, "Stop screaming and I'll take you!" "
23. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?
24. Do you know? Doraemon has no neck for health reasons. Why? Because "the blue neck is covered with mud."
25. Brothers and sisters sing. Sister: What if I forget the prelude? Brother: Sister, how dare you forget the prelude!
26. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.
27. The growth cycle of lotus root is 200 days, and chicken can change from chicken to chicken leg, chicken chops and chicken breast in just over 50 days. In a short time, the chicken will become the same.
28. If Huang Ting can't find it, go to Li Da.
29. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you are sad, you want to chew.
30. If you miss someone, don't say anything, just send him a cold yes, because a cold yes misses you like a river.
3 1. On my way home, someone sold spices and I bought a pack of cooking. After eating, my eyes filled with tears. It turns out that this is "expected."
I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?
33. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?
34. When the deer takes a picture of the rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."
35. Shrimp and clam scored 100 at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp, "Whose did you copy?" Shrimp said, "I copied mussels."
36. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?
37. Legend has it that when Lu Da hung upside down and hung the willow, the flowers next to him were collected, and others called him, and the flowers were collected.
38. You don't like it, and neither do I. Who will I send the selfie to?
39. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.
40. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. I took a closer look and found that it was a good pill.
Humorous homophonic sentences that make people laugh for a year 3 4 1 Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid and I am a baby?
42. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turns out that peanuts are a good thing.
43. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"
44. The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I will eat when I am not hungry.
45. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.
46. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yes, why did you give up?
47. Sheriff: Everyone searches the carpets in this area! There's a thief, little policeman: it's too simple, looking for a thief!
48. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?
49. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.
50. Mother Cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.
5 1. Why are there pianos and mailboxes in the room in horror movies? How many medicine boxes does Qin Gang live in, and how many demons live in them?
52. One day, a little pig and a little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? Pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.
53. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.
54. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't take the ball away. Don't take the ball away. Did you hear that? Please don't go.
55. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.
56. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.
57. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.
58./kloc-When he was 0/7 years old, he caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Who knows cicada said, "If you don't love, you just like it."
59. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.
60. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.
A humorous and homophonic sentence makes people laugh for a year. I met a boy in the elevator and he pressed the eighth floor. Oh, it really implies that he kind of likes me on the eighth floor.
62. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the land father-in-law, "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."
63. During the festival, the white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.
64. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?
65. Get off the road, Kay. Dad is in the tower. Leave this tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.
66. If you don't even coax me, who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?
67. The reporter asked Ceng Yi: Can you earn money by singing a few words at a time with so few lyrics? Ceng Yi: If you don't earn much, earn pocket money.
68. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.
69. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said that it will keep him safe if he wears it for a long time.
70. You know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.
7 1. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"
72. If you don't stay up all night, what will you stay up all night, Ollie?
I said I was in Baoan, Shenzhen. You say everywhere that I work as a security guard in Shenzhen?
74. "Go and find out where the undercover's hometown is!" "The undercover family is in the northeast, by the Songhua River."
75. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.
76. A sheep can be handsome only after taking a thousand baths, because a sheep can be washed a thousand times.
77. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.
78. Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It played the guitar and went downstairs to the poached egg house, singing: This is a little love song about fried eggs.
79. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road, and when I went back to eat it, my tears could not stop flowing downwards. It turns out that this is a good silent bun!
80. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Miss Shi.
Love sentence: There is always someone who can beat you with a smile.
1. You are a thorn in my throat. It hurts when pulled out, and dies when swallowed.
The most courageous thing I have ever done is to give up the opportunity to be friends and let you know that I like you.
Take care of your picky stomach and smiling eyes for me.
You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.
I can't say that I can only love one person all my life, which is impossible, but there must be one person who can make me laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and remember the most deeply.
6. I am a fool and don't know how to give up on you; You are also a fool and don't know how to cherish me.
7. There is no unforgettable old love, only inappropriate new love.
8. Wine, drink half drunk, if you drink too much, you will get drunk; Love is still half true, and if you love too much, your heart will be broken.
9. Cherish the people around you. When people are cold, they will never be warm again.
10. My request for love is simple. Find a person I love and love, walk hand in hand from day to night, from black hair to white hair.
1 1. You can't wake a person who is pretending to sleep, just as you can't touch someone who doesn't love you.
12. I traveled all over the campus just to see your figure.
13. I dare not tell you all my emotions, because all my emotions are related to you, and it is like expressing my love for you.
14. The reason why you are fall in price in his heart is that he knows you like him.
15. When she opened the door in the morning, she saw the cat of the handsome boy's house upstairs lying outside with a sign around her neck: The master is on a business trip, can you take me in? She smiled, picked up the cat and went into the house. Then the cat will appear pitifully for the same reason. One day, she heard a knock at the door and opened it, only to see the handsome boy outside: the cat is on a business trip. Can you take me in?
16. The wolf will only love one partner in his life, and even if he leaves, he will die alone!
17. Let's break up. Needless to say, you don't deserve me. We are not cell phones and chargers.
18. There is always someone who can beat you with a smile.
19. Don't make promises to others easily, because only those who listen will remember a lot.
20. Are you there? Hmm. There is something I want to tell you. Hmm. I like you. Hmm. Do you like me? Hmm. Automatic reply? number
2 1. No matter what you expect, the farther away you are, and whoever you hold on to will suffer the most.
22. You don't have to be nice, as long as I like it.
23. Time will tell me how I got through that difficult time; Time will also tell you how you lost someone who was willing to love you with his life.
24. What you love, what you think and what you care about will eventually be lost to what is good for you.
25. I am not good at comforting and retaining, so don't feel bad and don't go. The only thing I can do is stay with you, even if I don't say a word.
26. What hurts most is that the person who made you feel special yesterday makes you feel dispensable today.
27. Like a person and be happy together; Love a person and want to be together even if you are unhappy.
28. Sometimes, that person is right beside you, but you don't know her existence, because the wrong person blocks your sight.
29. Your name is in my heart, and I have never left.
30. There is always such a person in this world that once you meet him, you can't give up. Everything you experienced before you met was waiting. And after meeting, all you have to experience is being together.
Tell me more about super procrastination. Fate is humorous, so that people who love each other are silent! _ Sad sentences
Introduction: The reason why we cling to the past is because we know that those happy or sad times we have experienced will never be there in this life. Therefore, we are just passers-by in life, but we are used to being frequent visitors to memory.
Many people like to do two things: leave a visible wound and wait for an invisible person.
I tried to count your injuries with a smile, but in the end, tears came out of my eyes with a smile.
The worst viruses are love and lies.
Between you and me, it is either wrong or wrong. I thought time would be a good healing medicine, but it was my heart that was treated as medicine.
Note that if there is no memory, some unimportant things will be deleted automatically. And it can never be deleted.
If one day I give up, please remember that it is because you don't care.
7. You are in my heart, please don't let me get hurt.
8. Don't trust memory so much. People inside may not miss you in the same way.
9. Sometimes doing everything for one person is better than doing nothing for others.
10, you never know how strong you are, until one day you have no choice but to be strong.
1 1. Sometimes I feel like a psycho. Not only do you struggle with yourself, but you will also disturb others.
12, painful love is true, only happiness is false. Love is just a game set by fate.
13, like others without authorization, fantasize without authorization, and then fall in love without authorization.
14, I'm afraid that what you did to me one second ago will be transferred to another person the next. Really, I don't need any vigorous love. Just don't lie to me
15, as long as you never leave, I am willing to accompany you to the end, even for a lifetime. Friendship or love?
16, always inadvertently evoked the sadness buried in my heart by some small details in my life. I thought my strength finally collapsed in an instant, and the disguise I built for myself turned out to be so fragile.
17, I thought I could live forever as long as I held you tightly, but I didn't expect that the tighter I held you, the faster I lost it.
18, cherish the person in front of you, manage love well, don't think that everyone will wait for you in the same place, maybe the person who once hugged you will really become a stranger.
19, I don't like waiting, good or bad. A heart hanging, it tastes bad.
20. Missing can make people cry, and missing can also make people smile.
2 1, the wrong love is shoes that you like but don't fit. It hurts to wear it, and it hurts to throw it away.
I don't know what to say, I just miss you suddenly at this moment.
23, some things can be willing, some things have been powerless. I love you, and this is my disaster.
24, in fact, love is very simple, simple to dilute when time is in a hurry.
25. Every time I quarrel, I will compromise first, not because I am wrong, but because I care too much about the past when I held hands with you and the future we will go through.
26. You never look back at me, but I always smile at you.
27. After many years, will you still remember that someone once cherished you with great care?
28. If a person loves you, he won't make many demands on you. The only thing he wants is that you love him too.
29. There are thousands of words in my heart but I can't say them because: some words can't be said, some words don't need to be said, and some words will be regretted.
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but firmly believing that he won't hurt you.
3 1, I see through everything, but I can't see through my heart. Sometimes, I don't even know what I want.
We are all making the same mistake, quarreling with people we like and telling the truth to strangers.
I don't want to be your episode, I just want to be the perfect ending in your life.
34. In this life, there is always someone who is always giving you a hard time, but you really want to live with him.
35. Be loved when you are happy, and be loved when you are in pain.
36. Some people say that love is a kind of injury, and some people say that injury is also a kind of love!
37. The smile written on the face is not from the heart, and the smile from the heart is not written on the face.
38. Wounds are notes of love, and many contents recorded in them need to be forgotten for a lifetime.
Some people will never know. I will remember his words for a long time. One of his disapproving promises, but I'm trying to wait.
The strange thing about life is that it is easy for you to forget what you want to remember, but not easy for you to forget what you want to forget.
4 1, there are always some songs that make us cry. But in fact, it is not the song itself that makes us cry, but the people hidden in the memories.
Don't touch me if you don't love me. The most terrible word in the world is not separation, but distance. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.
43. It is said that you don't know how to cherish until you lose it. In fact, it is the most painful to cherish the loss afterwards.
44. I was lovelorn once, and it seemed that I suddenly understood the meaning of all love songs.
45. Sometimes I cry when I read chat records. Suddenly I have an impulse to delete them all, but I can't bear to part with them.
46. Shuttle through the vast sea of people and pay close attention to every similar figure. Empty streets, helpless tears have already burst their banks.
47. People cannot change things, but things can change people.
48. I believe that there must be more love than hate in everyone's life. No matter how deep the wound is, it will always heal, and the scar will be ugly; No matter how painful it is, the pain will eventually pass, no matter how painful it used to be. As long as we have the courage to persist!
49. Learn to give up, turn around and leave before crying, leaving a simple back and burying yesterday in your heart as the most beautiful memory.
50. In my memory, there are always a few moments when I experienced nothing special, but when I look back, it is worth a thousand words, perhaps just because you were there.
5 1, we can all face bravely that the person you love doesn't love you, but when a person who has loved you for a long time turns away, no one can face it.
52. God created fingerprints because he wanted everyone to know that, in fact, everyone has scars.
53. Some things, some people have and some people don't. Some people are welcome, and some people dislike it. If there must be an explanation, it is life.
54. All disappointments stem from love.
55. Life is a ferry that will eventually become barren, and even we ourselves are passers-by.
Editor's Note: In the world of love, some people love, some people are hurt, some people hate, and some people's love is just a memory from the beginning. Therefore, some people always say that it would be nice if we could start over. But it's over. Love, love, love.
Don't think about the past, so, okay. Interesting sentences make people laugh. Interesting sentences make people laugh.
Interesting sentences make people laugh.
1. When the value of your decorations exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.
The only thing I can afford now is chopsticks.
Don't say you don't know me, just because I don't know you, this is fate!
I thought what I wanted was a career, but I just wanted a salary.
After a long time, you will know that the horsepower is insufficient.
6. The so-called difference in values means giving a candle. Some people will feel that a piece of cake is missing, while others will feel that a whip is missing.
7. I thought about the word "special efforts" and only achieved the first four.
8. Beast, let go of that girl and let me go first!
9. Ideals are like underwear. You should have them. But you can't prove that everyone has it!
10. Psychological activities of pregnant girls My mother will kill me! Psychological activities of the fetus. My mother will kill me!
1 1. I also want to buy an ipad. College students know how to donate sperm, while high school students only sell kidneys. It's terrible to have no education!
12. Time and marriage will make a man mature, but time is slow and marriage is fast.
13. April Fool's Day passed before I could confess.
14. When watching TV, the sudden advertisement is not hateful. What is really hateful is that after the long advertisement, there is an ending song.
15. Because you are sorry, I decided that this matter has nothing to do with you.
16. Husband becomes a philosopher, wife becomes an economist and mother-in-law becomes a strategist as soon as possible.
Interesting sentences make people laugh.
1. I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know my morning paper was scrapped until today.
If you don't want to be sad or cry, don't be curious about what you shouldn't see.
Sometimes, we think too much about ourselves, which makes us feel uncomfortable.
I still love you, but I missed the insistence that I must be together.
I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths.
6. Don't worry about my sense of security. Do you think I specialize in antivirus software?
7. When you like someone, you often feel that you are not good enough.
8. After which noble family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!
9. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. Whether it hurts or not, cry first.
10. You live in my heart and let me know the taste of missing.
1 1. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.
12. Laugh and talk funny.
13. In order to better understand the road ahead, I lost myself once.
14. Sometimes I am afraid that time will tell me the truth.
15. Many years later, do you still remember that there was a girl who cherished you very carefully?
16. since you are lovelorn, you must give up. It is impossible to find a kite with a broken thread.
17. You wasted today. This is the tomorrow that people who died yesterday yearn for infinitely.
Interesting sentences make people laugh.
1. What's your seat? I am made of meat.
2. It is not necessarily a prince who rides a white horse. It may be Tang Priest.
As a monster, my wish is to destroy an Altman.
4. Make me angry and curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets!
5. American Superman is not as good as China Wukong.
6. The little monster was carrying a submachine gun and tried to knock down Bump Man with a cannon.
7. If time is a butcher's knife, obesity is Tu Longdao!
Beethoven told us that the more you recite, the more you score.
9. Think about the salary, forget it, and don't want to live.
10. Hey, boss, have a bottle of Wang Laoji!
1 1. Even if you are sad, smile and say, damn it.
12. whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for life.
13. There is always such a person, which we call a well-meaning there are two in each direction.
14. A woman said that the toilet seat in my house has not been lifted for several years.
15. I often change jobs. I have been to many cities in China. Whenever my friends ask me where I work, I always say that I am moving in China.
16. The so-called perfect marriage means that the man is finished and the woman is beautiful.
17. The red light at every door illuminates my future.
18. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.
19. The most valuable thing for people is to know how much they weigh. Why don't you try to stand on the big scale? That weight doesn't move at all.
20. When I have money, I will buy two BMWs to clear the way in front, and I will go to work by bike in the back.
2 1. I swear I'll chop my hands if I surf the internet again. I found out that I am Guanyin with a thousand hands.