Some time ago, a fan wrote privately that I like a boy, and I don't know if he is straight.
Then I shamelessly asked this fan for a photo of this boy.
I'll tell my fans as soon as the photos come out. Give it up. Just look at it.
She didn't believe it, and she persisted in pursuing it again and again, but failed.
Turned out to be gay.
In fact, most girls, if not the kind of people who are surrounded by a group of GAY all day? Bend pier? Otherwise, it is difficult to judge whether the boy who appears in front of you likes men or women just by his appearance. You can't judge whether a boy is gay just by looking at his mother, because there are many straight men in the empress. So today, I will give you a brief introduction to ten tips for judging whether you are straight or not, hoping to help your love life.
1 gross? systems modelling
First of all, the hairstyle that has been popular in gay circles in China for several years is round and round. Whether it's spring, summer, autumn and winter, gay likes to leave a round inch as long as his head is not too ugly to show that he is either fashionable or manly. Secondly, in terms of facial modeling, many homosexuals now like to grow beards. Generally speaking, there will be a thin layer or a slightly thicker beard on the chin, but between the nose and lips is the hardest hit area for gay's long beard. Because one must cover up all the ugliness. How ugly a person, with a little beard, will get the corresponding face value? A little? Promotion. When the round inch and beard are combined, such a shape will be called "yes" by insiders. Celebrity face? . See if you have it with you. The famous lady
2 Fashion? taste
Most straight men don't care about fashion week, gay does. Therefore, most straight men have no taste in clothes, only gay does. A better one will feel wearing a&; F or Hollister is very fashionable, and the explosion of buy buy on Taobao is almost the limit. What do you say to an ordinary straight man, PRADA, GUCCI or something? His mind can't reflect what these luxury brands of clothes look like at all, so maybe one appeared. Is it expensive? Words. Not to mention those niche designer brands, unheard of. Of course, people in China are becoming more and more fashionable now, and many people have emerged. Hipster? Pretending to be a heterosexual man. They may know a little more about fashion than ordinary straight men, especially shoes. But that's all.
3 preferences? music
This is actually quite simple. For example, if May comes to a concert, you can go to the scene and see that about 99 of the 65,438,000 men are gay. This figure may be exaggerated, but it is true. Gay, right? Tianhou? Our main fans. China Faye Wong May Jolin Tsai Elva Hsiao, Japanese Ayumi Hamasaki Kumikoda Nishino Kana, Korean girlhood f(x) Lee Hyo Ri Kara, European and American Madonna, Mariah Carey, Beyond, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Rihanna? I believe that 95% of straight men don't know that there is a man named Jolin Tsai? Soaked through? But 95% of gay's words often call her that. This is the difference. What do straight men listen to? Pretend to listen to Jonathan Lee, Eason Chan, Li Jian, what is popular for straight men, and listen to Wang Feng for diaosi.
4 preferences? TV
Gay people like to watch variety shows, such as Kangxi coming, and so on. There are many expressions of small S in WeChat. A good voice was broadcast in the circle of friends, and the judges in Weibo turned to vomit. All the flowers and teenagers were infatuated with the fresh Yang Yang. Gay people love to watch tear-up TV series. When Zhen Huan passed on the lines, she came, and Sex and the City automatically set one of the four heroines at any time. So what do straight men look at? I also watch news, sports and variety shows, but I am not so enthusiastic. I don't believe you caught a straight man and asked him if he knew Yang Yang, if he could roll his eyes like a little S, and if he knew Serena van der Wooderson.
5 preferences? sports
Moving on to topic (4), in fact, gay will watch sports programs, but it may mainly focus on diving, swimming and gymnastics, as well as badminton, tennis and volleyball. Straight men mainly play football and basketball. The same is true in real life. 99% of homosexuals can't play basketball or football. In gay's world? Ball? Badminton and tennis, elegant sports that do not involve physical contact, are limited to volleyball, which is still divided into two halves by a net. Swimming, a person's sport, is also loved by homosexuals. If you know gay who can play basketball, you are very lucky. The world is very big, and you have seen a lot. If you know gay who can play football, congratulations, you can buy a two-color ball.
6 fitness? muscle
Continue the topic of ⑤? Fitness? This is a national sport, and both straight men and gay people will do it. The difference lies in the fitness photos they took and the photos they showed in public. Straight male fitness enthusiasts especially like to show their muscles, but people really show their muscles, lines and bodies. Even if you take selfies, most of them are in the gym to let others or yourself shoot the whole body in front of the mirror to show your masculinity and exercise results. Gay will be photographed all over the body, but more gay will be? Sexy? With the theme of showing your figure, your movements will be richer, your angles will be more diverse, your eyes will be more blurred, you will shoot some parts, you will shoot some fascinating parts, and you will be thrilling. Go to the circle of friends to see what photos you suspect are incorrect.
7 selfie? Web page luminescence
If it's gay who doesn't exercise, what photos do friends send? Nothing but scenery and food. Self-portrait straight men also take selfies, but straight men usually take a silly photo in front of the camera and send it directly. Gays don't. First of all, we must find a good angle. Looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle is the standard, so that we can show our little face. Some people will have a side face of 15 degrees, showing a thin face; Some people will pout and show their thin faces; Some people will bite their lips or grin, but also face-lifting; Some people will look sideways, which also makes their faces look thin. In short, what is the purpose of taking selfies? Small face and thin face? . Of course, this is not enough. After taking a photo, you must send a circle of friends to P-P with 4 or 5 apps. If you are lazy or don't know English, you can use Mito Xiu Xiu, Beauty Camera and 360. People with a little experience will use aillis (original camera) and Cymera face-lifting beauty, and use Instagram and Camu as filters. Gay, a professional photographer, will use Snapseed's advanced intelligence to repair pictures. Pack green tea gay loves to use green tea from all over the world? Everyone likes to use VSCO cam. Why don't you ask your boyfriend to recommend you some retouching apps and see his? Knowledge? Rich or not. In addition, remember, straight man, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. (selfie sticks can be used, and I have seen many straight men use them. ).
Eight friends? circle
This is very simple. Straight men's friends are all straight men, a few real female friends, and the rest are women who want to date. Gay's friend is Gay, and then there will be many girls' girlfriends. It will be great if there are single digits among friends. So in order to find out, you don't want to sneak into the circle of friends of the boys you like and see what kind of people they are. If you can't break into his circle of friends for the time being, let's take a look at what he has paid attention to in Weibo. Is it a row of beautiful women or muscular men, a row of stage actors or a row of fashion bloggers, a row of stars or a row of idol singers? If you can see his WeChat address book and official WeChat account, it will be better to judge. Straight men don't care? Lower abdomen base? This official account of wechat.
9 eyes? lock
A friend's experience: He once went to another friend's company for a meeting, and then the friend told him privately that a female colleague at the meeting would ask her if she was gay as soon as it was over. How did she know? The female colleague said confidently? Normal men will definitely look at me when they see me, and they will look at my breasts anyway. That friend of yours never looked at me from beginning to end. Must be gay. ? This female colleague's words are meticulous in reasoning, logical and reasonable. Generally speaking, when a straight man meets a new girl for the first time, as long as the girl is not too ugly, he will take a look first. From top to bottom, this is instinct. It's like walking down the street. When a straight man sees a beautiful woman, his eyes will turn with him. Gay only does this when he sees a handsome guy. When he sees a beautiful woman, he either appreciates it or scolds it. This bitch? . So, it's like singing in watertight lyrics. Whose eyes are staring at me? Look at who that boy is staring at, and you will know what he wants in his heart.
Attending to talk? style
Many buzzwords actually come from a person named? ORICON, the right place was born, and most of this post bar is gay. Like what? High-end atmosphere in grade? About ten years ago, everyone in O Bar was talking about it. Lyrics dripping with rain? That painting is so beautiful that I can't watch it? 、? Whose eyes are staring at me? Gay people who love to sing will talk more and more. Even sentence patterns that everyone can use now? Yeah, is everything okay? It was also popular from gay, and gay people used it more smoothly. So what if a guy tells you? What is awesome? Such as outdated buzzwords, then you follow him. Another point is that gay's speaking style is more cosmopolitan? Put it mildly, right sharp? , ugly point is? Mean? . Have you seen it? Wei Qi said? Really? You will understand what I mean after reading it.
Let's call it a day. I'm a little tired of writing. The above ten tips are based on my own experience and may not be 100% accurate. After all, no one is perfect, there are always exceptions. For example, I know gay people who play football every week and straight men who like Ayumi Hamasaki. It's nothing, nothing is impossible. If you have your own experience and related tips, please add them so that I can use them in the second issue, haha. In fact, I have long wanted to write about this topic, but I have never had a chance. Just this time, a fan asked me and inspired me. So if you have any questions, you can also ask me. If I am free, I will reply.
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