One night, in front of the building with the number 206 written on it, a woman lit a fire with something like a candle. Hippo sang happened to drive past the building and was inadvertently involved in the case. On this side, Birdman's lawyer is leisurely doing the jigsaw puzzle in the newspaper. Suddenly, the hippo nervously broke into the office, followed by n gunmen, and the situation looked very critical. * * Suspected that Hippo was an arsonist in Building 206, Hippo Sang explained that although he did pass by the building, he didn't set fire to it, and hoped that Birdman's lawyer would help him defend it. Lawyer Birdman is considering how to refuse this troublesome case, but he remembers the kindness of Hippo Sang to himself (for example, he saved himself by drowning in the toilet sink-_-#), so he decided to take this case.

In the court, the jury was an uncle Gollum who was seriously blocked from speaking, warning that Birdman's lawyer would lose in his own hands. After Uncle Gollum whined, the judge motioned for silence and presented the evidence (orz was actually the one who was spit out): a * * report recorded that the fire broke out at about 1 1:00 at night, and it burned for nearly two hours before the ambulance appeared. There is also a matchbox, in which the name and phone number of the hippo are actually handwritten. Gollum asked the hippo to make a statement in the dock. Lawyer Bodman told Hippo not to say anything. The more he talks, the worse it will be for him. So the hippo lied that he had laryngitis and could not speak. Gollum is a little embarrassed. After Birdman's lawyer confirmed the fact that hippo had laryngitis, Gollum decided not to ask him any more questions, but Birdman's lawyer defended him. Lawyer Birdman said, "Ladies and gentlemen, yes, our defendant is an indecisive and confused person, but he is also a stupid person. Gollum said, "Well, why don't we ask the people who witnessed everything at that time? " "

Surprisingly, the witness turned out to be Miss GIGI (-_-#), the wife of Birdman's lawyer. Gigi described that she came back from her lover's house in the middle of the night (= _ = #) and happened to see a small fire in the corridor, while Mr. Hippo was standing by with a match. Gollum concluded that according to Mrs Birdman's statement, the hippo set fire on purpose. Lawyer Byrd smiled. "Do you think Sang Hippo will burn down my house with a matchbox with his phone number and name written on it?" Just then, one of Byrd's lawyers, Byrd MM, rushed in and said that he had found new evidence. That's a lighter with a P.P.P., and P is the abbreviation of hippo's name. The lawyer thought the box of matches was very suspicious, so he asked Gigi. Gigi hinted that she was wrong. She said, "I stopped in front of my house and saw a hippo. He was lighting a fire with a lighter in front of the door, and I quickly drove back to ask my baby husband for help. " A fickle woman with many shortcomings ... (= _ = #) Bird MM, who has been listening, tried her best to help Bird lawyer win the lawsuit. She checked the records of 9- 1- 1 911 calls. Because Miss GIGI's explanation just now was obviously far-fetched, the bird lawyer was mad (does his wife want her things to be burned so much? ...

At this time, Hippo, who is also a lawyer, raised the issue of property insurance and presented new evidence-the prenuptial agreement between Lawyer Bird and Miss Gigi, which stipulated that when Lawyer Bird's private property was stolen or destroyed, Miss Gigi would get half of the insurance money. At this time, the annoying grunt appeared again, complaining that the fire must have been set by the hippo, because the lighter must be his (because of the abbreviation of P.P.). Lawyer Bird put forward a handsome defense: If the lighter is turned upside down, the initials of the name will be read, or it can be:

G.g (GIGI) (because it is a gorgeous cursive script, G has two circles, so you can write it yourself)

Your honor is quite satisfied with this ending, and immediately declares that lawyer Bird has successfully defended and hippo is not guilty.

Back to the law firm, the bird lawyer whose house was burnt down offered to live in Hipposan's house temporarily, and Hipposan asked about getting the insurance money. Lawyer Bird proudly said that the insurance money actually belongs to him. You don't understand, bird lawyer told the truth:

That contract says Harry Bodman, and the name of Bodman's lawyer is. .......

Harvey Bodman ... (-_-#) Mo ..

Chapter II Cleaning Team

This story takes place in sebben &; Saben. After someone robbed the office at night, the next morning, Dr. Bird praised his studio for its freshness and found his desk missing || ... The assistant suggested that Dr. Bird's small photo was missing, and everyone finally realized that the office had been robbed. Lawyer Bird was saddened by the loss of his beloved belongings (including his favorite mask). He immediately picked up the phone and called Jackie, and found that his mobile phone had also been stolen.

So I borrowed my assistant's computer and sent an email to Jakie. At this time, he looked up awkwardly and said to his assistant peanut, why didn't your computer be stolen-_-)? Who did this? The case was officially launched.

Walking around the office, there is a pile of bills and a pair of car keys with yellow labels on the table. And a used coffee cup. There is a big machine by the window, which will emit X-rays. Lawyer Birdman came closer and pressed the switch casually, and the machine rang very high. It seems to have started. A big red button, touched again, turns green. There are four circular grooves beside it. I don't know what they are for. Good. Nothing happened. Let's look elsewhere. At the door is a cafe called Javalux, so Dr. Birdman decided to have a look.

Just arrived at the door of the cafe, I saw * * surrounded by a raccoon (? ) Moore (? ) = _ = # An animal dropped something when it surrendered. When the lawyer saw the bird, he quickly asked him for help. Lawyer Byrd said he was a spy! ! The squirrel spat at him and said, "Do you need to tell other people's secrets ... They are obviously called mysterious squirrels ..." Dr. Bird quickly became serious and said, "He is my client." Client? "As Byrd lawyer wanted to defend, * * said he was the man who robbed your office! Hearing this, the bird lawyer firmly spit out three words: "Take him away! ""... and then * * took it away without saying anything. It seems that the mysterious squirrel (finally know, it's a squirrel! ) Take off its whole mask! Lawyer Bird found it. It's so lucky. It's very similar to the one I stole! Wait a minute. Is this mine? Does my face smell like this? ! awkward

The squirrel is missing. Let's get back to the point and see what's in the trash can. It turns out that empty coffee cups originally came from JAVALUX. It would be nice to find someone who drinks JAVALUX coffee. In desperation, the bird lawyer returned to his office. Peanut assistant stood there, and Bird lawyer went over and said that he had found something good: a talking paper bag and a pair of boxing shorts. This is a small pair of children's boxer shorts piled on a paper bag. It seems that all these things are coated with peanut oil, so cute, and there are small acorns printed on the shorts. He asked peanuts, how should I investigate them-w-and smell them first! Sorry, I smelled it, and the lawyer said it was obviously some kind of wild animal! It still smells. After taking a sip, the lawyer said it smelled of peanut oil. The assistant left a cold message, do you mean the smell of the bag or the smell of shorts || I'm sorry. At this moment, the message of receiving the package came from the radio, and the lawyer Birdman returned to his office. Birdman MM is right here. Birdman MM said that the X-ray machine by the window was given by a man named X. This man is very suspicious. But the lawyer decided to go to prison first.

There are two criminals in the prison, one is a gorilla and the other is a squirrel that has just been caught. The orangutan was riddled with holes by the bird lawyer, who motioned him to see him in court. Squirrels inadvertently exposed another doubt when defending themselves. The squirrels whose shorts were picked up by the bird lawyer were also told to appear in court. Back to the prison gate, Bird MM waited here and asked him if he wanted to ask X first. The doctor said no, I am confident that they must be guilty!

In court, your honor asked Byrd who he chose to defend. The lawyer said that he thought one of them was guilty, but he had not yet determined who it was, so the judge asked the lawyer to defend the squirrel. The squirrel made a statement. He attended a party in JAVALUX last night. He came out in the middle of the night to get some air, eat some nuts and pay attention to the women coming and going. When his snacks were finished, his attention obviously failed, so the squirrel decided to go home. The bird lawyer asked, are these nuts packed in bags? The squirrel replied yes, so the bird lawyer took out the bag covered with peanut oil and questioned the squirrel. Just as the squirrel was embarrassed about his bag and shorts again, your honor could not help but interrupt the lawyer. "Did I tell you to defend him?" So far, it seems that you are questioning him-_-",the lawyer who was spit out thought about it, but still questioned the squirrel. The squirrel said that the bag was covered with peanut oil, so it couldn't be his, because he was very allergic to peanuts, so he fell to the ground. At this time, Birdman's lawyer happily suggested that the squirrel could not be guilty, and your honor also acquitted the squirrel.

The bird lawyer returned to the office. Although the squirrel was proved innocent, the prisoner was still not found.

Now there are two people left, one is an orangutan and the other is a masked man. So he decided to visit X's house. When I came to X's house, it was really a sweaty room. The room is a mess, full of photos of bird lawyer and various collections about him. X was not at home, and the lawyer picked up a card on the ground, which seemed to be a business card, with the website written on it. There is also a receipt for the machine purchase of the Death Dungeon on the ground, and there are some things that seem to be plugged into some high-tech machines.

There is such a high-tech machine in my office, so the bird lawyer came to the machine, and it could just be inserted into the machine to convince GBUS to cut off the tail. Poke silk? What's the point? What's the problem? Your honor typed-_-+in the last paragraph of this photo search bar. The logo on the business card is very similar to that on the bunch of keys.

At this time, he returned to the court and interrogated the orangutan. Robot lawyers directly explain that orangutans are guilty, why not admit it? The orangutan said happily, yes, I did it! I admit it. Can I go back? Your honor, cheers, yeah! Guilty! (Wait, this case ended a little too early. Lawyer Bird suggested why the defendant was not allowed to make a statement, so I had no credit at all-_-#, so the orangutan made a statement himself: last night he passed by S & JAVALUX and bought a cup of coffee in front of S's office, but accidentally spilled it on his leg, which made him unable to bend down and sit down. It probably happened when he robbed the lawyer's office. Lawyer Bird asked, How do you know that you robbed my office? The orangutan said innocently, wasn't that why I was convicted? Or should I admit something else? I'm so confused. Lawyer T-T bird suggested that the orangutan could not rob his office because he was too seriously injured. The judge agreed and was about to declare the orangutan innocent when the robot lawyer raised an objection. He said that if he couldn't bend down, he could climb into the office through the window. Lawyer Bird said with a smile, that's impossible, because his window was blocked by a huge machine-X's death machine. At this point, orangutans are also innocent. It seems that the criminal must be a masked man X.

Finally, the trial was actually in a bubble bath-_-#), and your honor proposed that the earliest witness make a statement. Assistant peanut appeared in court and said she didn't steal anything. How should I make a statement? Bird lawyer said, Peanut, say something and tell everyone what you did last night. Peanut sighed and said, well, X came in while playing darts last night. He looked a little drunk and offered to let me look after his death machine for him. I will do the same thing for any friend. "So, X, are you friends?" "er ... friends, it is more appropriate because of some business cooperation." The lawyer took out a pile of money, "hundreds? Or, at least, a thousand dollars? How about it? " Peanut said simply, "Yes, that's the reason. Just look after him. " "Then how can you move such a big machine by yourself?" "I drive." "You don't have a car!" "I know, I drive X's car." "So, that explains the key." "Yes, ordinary old car keys." At this time, the masked man X was summoned to court.

"Can you tell us what happened last night?" "I celebrated the establishment of my new company outside last night. I may have drunk a little too much. I asked Peanut if you could look after my machine for me. I don't remember what happened afterwards. Now I find that I have been accused of robbing your office. Me, your number one fan! No, it's the enemy! " "Did you give him the car keys?" "That's right." The lawyer took out TOTH's yellow business card. "So, is it the car of this moving company?" "Ah. . Yes You How did you know? It's hard to say .. I finally moved to a new place recently, so .. ""Well, tell us about this new home you moved to. " "Well ... I finally decided to move out of my mother's basement. I need a porter. I paid peanuts to help me with my luggage. My arm is too weak to do anything. It is a small room near the water, and the scenery is beautiful! " "oh? I went to your room this afternoon. Nothing seems to have been moved. XD ""what! ? Who let you in? " "Your mother, in fact, she is the owner of the house." "This woman! .. after you left today, the porter came to help me move things! " Bird lawyer took out the receipt of the dungeon machine. "In this basement, what beautiful scenery can you see! ? "X was obviously angered by the evidence. "XX, in my dungeon, I will install these death machine for you!" "oh? Where did you get the money? " "Shut up! You know that. You always knew. " "Yes, I know. Ah, yes! I know! " "Come on, take out the final evidence! That evidence will decide my fate! (day) ". When the business card with the website was taken out, X's trick was completely exposed. The truth has become known to all.

At this time, the bird lawyer recalled that two pieces of evidence in the case did not really provide clues, one was a paper bag and the other was a coffee cup. Peanut calmly said the answer that made everyone laugh: that cup is actually ... mine. -_-||||

Chapter III From Charm to Magic

The story happened in a law firm. An inarticulate duck made an entrustment to Birdman's lawyer. (I want to say that this duck's voice sounds really maddening and unbearable T-T), Yakky Doodle, a duck less than 6 feet tall, was accused of robbing the Steel Security Bank. Yakky Doole changed his name to Nailgun to make his name sound stronger.

In court, the robot lawyer explained the cause of the incident. After the gang Bao bank was robbed, the police learned that the criminal's name was nail gun, so they arrested the duck named nail gun, and it signed the confession. The commentator said that the man who robbed the bank was short and inarticulate. Lawyer Bird argued that my client was not vague. The robot is very helpless at this time. He asked the duck, do you think you can speak eloquently? The duck says ~! @ # $% ... = _ = # Completely inaudible) Your honor motioned Duck to make a statement. Duck described that about a week ago, he changed his name to nail gun. He was caught robbing a bank without knowing anything, and forced him to sign the admission form, otherwise there would be trouble. Lawyer Byrd took out the confession and said it was simple. There was a blackmail note at the crime scene, and the handwriting on it was completely different from that on the admission notice, indicating that my client did not do it at all. At this time, the robot lawyer voiced on the license issue, and the bird lawyer was arrested for appearing in court without a lawyer's license.

In prison, Birdman's lawyer was very depressed and decided to call Peanut and give the written permission to the judge. Suddenly, a pair of hands on Birdman's shoulder, he is a very loving uncle ||| It turns out that he is Birdman's cellmate. Out of the cell, came to the public * * * area, a puppy sitting there, the lawyer came forward to talk to him. The dog asked the lawyer to call according to a phone number and told the man who answered the phone to "clean up the garbage". The dog's name is Damdam. After receiving the note, Lawyer Bird came to the prison and made a phone call. The request to make a phone call (and the bribe with vanilla pudding lunch is invalid = _ = #) was ruthlessly rejected by the prison guard. The prison guard said that someone was planning to escape from prison recently. If you find out who it is, you can use the phone at will. Lawyer Bird readily agreed and went back to his cell to find Uncle Acha still there. Just asking, how was your day? 0_0||, Uncle completely ignored the lawyer, and the lawyer who eased the atmosphere picked up the cucumber on Uncle's bed and said, Oh, do you like cucumbers? My uncle said, I am working in the garden now. If you tell anyone that I secretly brought out cucumbers, I will kill you. The lawyer asked, how can I get into the garden? After the uncle gave you a look that you wanted to die, the bird lawyer smiled and said, "Do you know? I will look around and find what I have found ... (ha ... ha ... ha ha laugh ... ||OTZ) "

On the way to the garden, I found the prison gymnasium. Another uncle is running hard on the treadmill. Suddenly, the machine began to fall backwards. Uncle fell backwards and hit a big hole in the wall. Uncle told lawyer bird that there would be more strange appliances in prison. Nothing unusual, the bird lawyer came to the garden. A round-faced grandfather sat there and said hello. Grandpa said his name was No.2 and recommended the energy potato in his garden, which is full of magical energy. No.2 has full management rights of this garden. He complained that some people often dump some gravel with blue paint in the garden. Lawyer Birdman went back to his cell and questioned his cellmate (uncle). Uncle glared at him. "Congratulations, you found a pile of garbage. Now get out of here. " "I know what you are hiding behind your back!" At this time, Birdman's lawyer picked up the drawing board drawn by Uncle and threw it aside. Uncle jumped up and grabbed the drawing board, revealing what he had been hiding behind: there was a big hole in the wall leading to the outside of the cell, and there happened to be a blue painted stone in the hole.

Before calling the prison, show the newly found stone to the prison guard, and the prison guard asks which cell it was found from. When the lawyer saw two mice passing by, he pointed to them and said, This is theirs! They tried to escape! So * * said, well, you can use the phone, I'll investigate and leave. First, complete the entrustment of dumdum bullets, dial the number on the note, and after the other party answers the phone, the bird lawyer conveys the message of "clearing the garbage". Just after this sentence was finished, two * * surrounded the lawyer with guns. The lawyer said, is there any way to make up for my mistake? "Unless you are a lawyer." "I'm really a lawyer, Harvey boardman." * * They had an unexpected case five minutes ago. If he can do a good job as a lawyer, he won't care about this small mistake.

After entering the court, the lawyer got the opportunity to defend Damme. Dummy bombs are accused of manipulating electronic devices through thinking. He said that when he returned to his cell, the security guard closed the door and he heard the door locked. A few minutes later, he suddenly fell to the ground with a stabbing pain in his heart. When he woke up, four security guards were beating him. "Why did they hit you?" "I don't know, but when they hit me, the lock of the cell was opened, but I think I had a heart attack." "When the cell door was opened, you had a heart attack ... I heard you were a pacesetter. Do you have a heart problem? " "Yes, so?" "So, why did my defendant use metal equipment to stimulate his heart? I want to invite another defendant to appear in court. " At this time, No.2 appeared in court and stated that he had worked with Baron von Steam Machel for a period of time to help him gather and expand his energy. But he abandoned it, and I fell into the wrong group and was sentenced to death. Bird lawyer said, have you made the electric chair seven times? "Yes, haha, I risked my life seven times, but every time they turned off the switch, the energy disappeared." "Tell us, what makes you so lucky? I remember you said that the energy potatoes you grow can control electronic devices? " The lawyer took out the potatoes found in the garden. "This potato can be regarded as a kind of battery, which contains countless energy and can be combined with other things to be used as a remote control!" "Your honor stressed that the bird lawyer had no basis, and he gave the lawyer 1 hour to find out the evidence. When I got back to my cell, I saw dumdum bullets waiting there. To express my gratitude, Dumb gave the lawyer $65,438+0,000 as a thank-you gift, and revealed that the electronic equipment sold to them on the 2nd was owned by two mice.

When I came to the public area, there were two mice there. The lawyer bought the electronic equipment of the mouse with the $65,438+0,000 yuan of Damme. Rushing to the gym, in the pit left by my uncle, the lawyer finally found the hidden remote control. He immediately called the prison and gave the remote control to the prison guard. At this point, the case is over. Bird lawyer can finally go back to his office-_-!