Relaxed and interesting personality.

1. Who never met two scum when he was young?

The robber said a wise saying when robbing a bank: Nobody moves! Money belongs to the country, life is your own!

3. Do you feel jumping like QQ login?

4, handsome is useless, and in the end it has not been eaten by a chess piece.

5. There were Ximen Qing in ancient times and Edison Chen today; The stream sees the stream and takes out its own camera.

6. To be a Edison Chen citizen, you should take your camera with you when you check in.

7. May sings: Can I hug you? Xu Liangsang: No, sir.

My phone number is 10086. Welcome to call.

9. A key fell into a cesspit and was dyed yellow. Jianghu people called it "East Evil". ...

10, don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter".

1 1. Mom said he was not suitable for you, I said I liked him, and then I dumped him. Because I listen to my mother.

12, good men have gone to be monks, and good women have gone to be nuns, so, teacher, just follow the old woman.

13, my biggest weakness is lack of money. ...

14, when will there be a bright moon? Look up for yourself.

15, rush home, overtake Audi and catch BMW.

16, Rock, Paper, Scissors: If you win, you will stay with me all your life.

17, Ito, if you don't marry me, I will marry you!

18, the so-called public place in front of your house is just a toilet in my eyes.

19, in fact, I am not obscene, but simply not obvious.

20. The world belongs to us and our children, but ultimately to our children and grandchildren!

2 1, don't try to teach pigs to sing, it will not only have no result, but also make pigs unhappy!

22. I really want to sleep, play, eat, laugh and cry.

23. Suddenly looking back, the man next to him stood at the stairs with soy milk.

24. The worst thing in the world is that radiation is gone and salt is bought too much!

25. When you die, I will burn down Hongyi Courtyard to see you off.

26. Nothing is reliable at noon on weeding day. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

Looking back, it was the father of the child.

28. God, come out and see the Tathagata.

29. Growing old together is not about dyeing one hair and knocking out several teeth.

Don't worry, I'm not a good person.

3 1, come on, drag it out to eat 250 loaves of bread without drinking water.

32. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

There is only one Liu Yiyang in the world, but it's a pity that he is on TV.

34. When do you hug each other? I'm watching the fun.

35. Do you believe that I can't slap you on the wall!

36. I keep looking down when I see others pretending to be B. It's not that I'm low-key, it's that I'm looking for bricks.

37. Look into my eyes and you will see persistence and sincerity except chewing gum.

38. I'm not a man. I don't have his brave energy.

39. If you don't turn over the books in the exam, you are simply a pig. Don't panic about cheating, just pretend if you catch it.

40. In this world, the streets are full of mothers and children's mothers.

Interesting relaxing sentences.

1, drank the medicine, handed the bottle, hanged himself on the rope, and jumped off the building with a small handkerchief.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God, and don't be disturbed by mortals.

I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

Hold your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!

6. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.

7. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

8. I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

9. When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

10, what are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

1 1, you have to understand the script of your life-not the sequel of your parents, not the prequel of your children, nor the foreign story of your friends.

12. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

13, God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!

14 I knew you were a monster when I opened my eyes.

15, it is said that people have only two choices, get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

16, bus congestion is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

17, many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but it is better to be buried underground than to die in the street.

18, I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in the primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead.

19, when life viciously turned everything into black humor, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.

I can't miss myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't give myself happiness.

2 1, the quieter the tree, the more I love it, and he is not there.

22, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, sparks with lightning all the way.

23, hands in pockets, nobody loves.

Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

25. Teenagers are not reckless, but they are bold. I wonder where the theme came from when they were old.

26. If you are doomed to fail to give me the expected response. Then keep a safe distance!

27, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.

28. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too wicked.

29. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

30. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the world was full of gray donkeys. After they were heartbroken, they could only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.

3 1, Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds have been taken away, and those without backgrounds have been killed by a stick.

32. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

34. I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought instant noodles with oily rice, touched my pocket and lamented that I was a white-collar worker again this month.

35. Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.

36. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope in my hand. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

37. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

38. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

40. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

4 1, in a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

42. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

When I woke up, it was already dark.

44. Work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.

45. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?

46. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

47. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

Interesting relaxation phrases.

1. Toad jumped off the cliff and pretended to be Batman.

2. Play cards at night, my buddy said; Turn on your Bluetooth and send me a GREAT GHOST.

You can't feel my painful love for me. You don't believe that the damage you have done is unimaginable.

4. Knowledge is a kind of food. Eating too much will make people hungry.

5. Wife, don't be angry. I'll cook the clothes after dinner, I'll wash them, and I'll earn the money. Smile.

6. The number 1 has traffic every month, and the number1will be turned off every month.

7. English is not qualified because I am patriotic. Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table. You didn't do well in the exam, and neither did your deskmate.

8. I have nowhere to shed blood, and I am anxious to wait for an apricot on the windowsill. Banner: I live on the sixth floor.

9. China's son preference problem, which could not be solved for thousands of years, was actually solved by real estate.

10. There are many birds in front of my house, and there are flowers in the backyard after my death.

1 1. Small trees can't accommodate birds, but big trees attract people to cut down; Flowers attract bees and butterflies, and flowers wither and attract flies.

12. Lover Fiona Fang. what do you think? Fiona Fang Fiona Fang. what do you think? Fiona Fang, Fiona Fang. Stop screaming. Fiona Fang is very busy.

13. One day in class, the teacher taught me a famous saying, that is, hard liquor does not drink French (Landy) wine.

14. If someone asks you how you got fat, you can say you forgot. Don't explain, the more you explain, the more sad you get.

15. I never bully the weak ~ ~ I didn't know he was weaker than me before bullying him …

16. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said: this can be done, and I said: this really can't.

17. If the road is rough, just shout and go on.

18. People who pretend to be B should not be used to being beaten.

19. In Chinese class, the teacher asked me to recite the text. A classmate walked over and the teacher asked, Can you recite it? The classmate said: teacher, I just came to see you.

20. Four Classics and Three Classics told Second Aunt that she was menstruating.

2 1. You think you are my period-come whenever you want and leave whenever you want.

22. Wukong said: Except for the somersault cloud, everything else is a cloud.

23. When I was a child, did anyone reach into the rice in the rice jar ...

24. Classmates, did you stick a note with the head of "Little Turtle" on your classmates' backs?

25. When you were a child, did you press all the buttons on all floors in front of the elevator and then leave casually?

26. Life is varied, no wonder there are idiots.

27. One eyelid is smart, double eyelids are beautiful, and I am single and double.

28. When you ask someone something, they will say "all fools know"! what do you think?

29. I have never eaten KFC or McDonald's, but I grew up eating sweet potatoes and radishes, which is no worse than others.

30. Being a woman is about self-improvement! When I have money, I will support him for fifty, build him a five-story building, and circle ten on the first floor.

Interesting sentences about relaxation.