2. Miss in spring, love in summer, blessings in autumn and wishes in winter. Meet in this life and be happy every day; Love this life and love you forever; This life oath will not change. May our feelings last forever.
In midsummer July, Xia began to show off the power of her grandson's father-in-law. Grandfather Sun received orders from Xia's mother-in-law to bake the earth at the highest temperature. The weather is crazy hot, the ground is so hot that it smokes like fire and is about to melt like chocolate. There are few people on the road, only cars are running back and forth. There is not a cloud in the blue sky, and some gray gases, like clouds and Feiyun, like fog and non-fog, float low in the air, making people feel uncomfortable holding their breath. The flowers and trees outside are too hot to get up and hang their heads.
I don't know why I am so sleepy today. The blisters that don't fit the shoes have been hurting, and the weather is so hot that I am very, very sleepy.
You said, don't dress so conservatively on such a hot day!
6. On a hot day, invite everyone to take a sauna for free, lose weight together, and come on!
7. Suddenly a little sad: When I was a child, there seemed to be fewer and fewer ponds for cool trees to enjoy the cool. How did you spend such a hot summer? Would you like to go back to the days when there was no air conditioning and only curtains and mosquito nets?
On both sides of the road, the big leaves drooped listlessly in the sun, and the grass faded in the sun, just like eggplant beaten by frost. Is anybody there? Some people turn on the air conditioner, some people turn on the electric fan, and some people use the fan to "click" the people who are working outside, sweating like a pig, and keep saying, "It's so hot! If only I were at home, it would be more comfortable to turn on the air conditioner, but now it is so hot, so hot, we are as uncomfortable as a drowned rat! "
9. It's so hot! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept!
10. If your high school classmate was sitting in a KTV, you happened to meet her, would you? -I'll point her out. . .
1 1. Tell you a few quick ways to relieve summer heat: besides looking at the bank card balance in the mirror and pinching your stomach to see your sweetheart's QQ stealth status. Is your heart cold at the moment?
12. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.
13. Lying in bed is braised in brown sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, going out for barbecue, boiling in the swimming pool, frying it raw on the way back, and going home!
14. It's very hot in summer. I want to turn into a breeze and blow it to you to make you happy. I would like to turn into a ray of green shade around you and make you happy; I am willing to let you have a good summer, happy, happy and happy.
15. Sitting in a dark room without electricity in this weather and touching the straw mat under it, I suddenly understood the mood of steamed buns.
16. I like it. I like lush summer, because I can indulge in swimming in the pool in summer. Summer brings happiness to children. They are the happiest angels in summer. I like it, I like stormy summer, because the rain in summer is so generous and crisp. Lotus flowers in summer show us smiling faces, and lotus leaves in summer show us charm. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.
17. There is a hot season in summer, a warm word is sweet, an old story is amazing, and a girl who loves you deeply is you. Summer breeze blows gently, I love you forever!
18. Today, the sun is like fire and cicadas are singing.
19. Spring is blooming and the weather is getting hotter. I want to go out with my good friend.
20. I want to go to the headmaster's house to take a bath because the water is cut off in such a hot day.
I found a dollar by the roadside and immediately sent it to my police uncle. Uncle policeman roared: "Guawazi, do you want to burn me?"
22. It's getting hotter! Finally, I'll tie the meatballs!
23. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.
24. All the fruits you just bought are dry when you take them home.
25. On a hot summer day, I'll give you a plate of crispy green apples with fruit salad. May you be happy; Smooth bananas may you be beautiful; Sweet papaya wishes you happiness; Delicious lychee wishes you happiness; Add a spoonful of salad dressing. May you be flattered.
26. Hiding in an air-conditioned room, I don't want to come out, for fear that I will become a Brazilian barbecue.
27. It's hot, and it's cool to take care of your hair ~
28. Orson, early autumn, crowded, hot, mosquito bites.
29. It's as hot as throwing people into a steamer.
30. It's hot, use your indifference to avoid it.
3 1. I really don't know what to do without your cold ass on such a hot day.
32. When the weather is hot, there are fewer clothes, and finally we can't deceive ourselves. Where is the winter 18 Jin of meat? I want to go to the gym.
33. Children's feet smell bad in hot weather. The boys in the sixth grade smoked your teacher to death.
34. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
It's so sultry that I can't breathe.
36. An international student said, "Why not have a holiday? Xi is too hot. I want to go back to Africa. "
37. Time warms friendship; Years, let friendship ferment; Memory, let beauty freeze; Missing makes my thoughts wander; Friends, keep your heart warm; Greetings make wishes come true. Friend, I only wish you peace every day and happiness forever! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
38. To prevent heatstroke in summer, there are more than six kinds of diets: eat more porridge to increase appetite, drink more soup to replenish water, drink more warm tea to lower body temperature, eat more vegetables without being greasy, eat more fruits and vegetables to quench thirst, and eat more bitter gourd to clear heat. May you be healthy!
It's so hot that people want to go streaking.
40. The summer wind is warm, as if to say that he is going to heat me to death.
Describe the hot weather in the funny circle of friends 3 4 1. I'm not fat, I just expand with heat and contract with cold.
42. In summer, the sun scorches the earth, the weeds on the roadside almost burn, and the heat wave in the air makes people breathless. Without a breath of wind, the willows on the river bank drooped their heads, and the canna on the roadside almost withered, but the lovely tricolor flowers stood upright with their slender waist branches and bright flowers, which really stood out from the crowd!
43. I went out and came back, and the grapes turned into raisins.
44. The weather is so hot recently, I feel that summer is coming, and I seem to see fireflies when I walk!
45. A realistic film will be staged in Beijing: the whole city is hot to death.
46. It's so hot that I don't want to go out for dinner. I have to make a reservation in the dormitory. I'm really not lazy.
I bought an egg and turned it into a chicken! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car didn't light itself! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot, and the mahjong is burnt as soon as it is finished! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling in hot weather!
48. Why am I still awake at this moment? I'm melting because of the power failure. I can't sleep because it's too hot. I am so hot.
49. That evening, like all nights in summer, looked haggard and sleepy after being abused by the sun for a day, with an intoxicating morbid beauty. The red clouds in the sky are like the red cheeks of patients with high fever, and they feel hot at first sight. The asphalt road is more sunny than the grass, and you can't get your feet out when you step on it. There is also an unpleasant burning smell. The white building stands quietly in the dusk light, gentle and reserved. There are only a few hills in the distance, and it accepts the embrace of the sunset glow with infinite enthusiasm, which makes people dare not look at it for a long time.
I want to be an ostrich and bury myself in the sand!
5 1. djinn: Too big is not good. The sun is just above my head. I am more masculine than anyone else.
52. Hot humorous sentences _ Say hot humorous sentences in hot weather _ Say friends in hot weather! When it is hot, your fidgety mood will affect your judgment in making decisions. As the saying goes, if you are not quiet, you will not enter. Calm down at all times, calm down.
53. Smile at each other and become acquaintances!
54. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.
55. The weather is hot and cold for months instead of days.
56. It's all cooked pork belly, and I almost brought salt to myself.
57. It is not naivety that defeats me, but naivety.
58. Another person died today. His name is hot.
59. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves.
60. I can't sleep over and over, and I'm the only one who can't stand the heat?
A circle of friends who humorously described the hot weather in summer said
1. Hou Yi couldn't come out to shoot the sun on time because he went home to hold the baby. Please get ready for the summer vacation.
Second, the high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!
Third, the exercise fell all over the floor and evaporated at once.
If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.
Five, it took an hour to make up, but I didn't make up when I opened the door.
6. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live. ...
7. If I die of a fever in Beijing, my brothers remember to collect the body. Thank you. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.
Don't ask me how old I am, just how mature I am!
Nine, the worst summer unscrupulous spit in history! Little buddy, are you greasy?
10. Are my shoes still stuck on the asphalt?
Eleven, finally can not spend money on sauna.
12. Now I find that "stay where you are" is really not a curse. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.
Thirteen, I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!
Fourteen, now looking for an object who is interested in seeing constellations, no matter whether it is cold or hot, will look for Aquarius to quench their thirst.
Fifteen, too big is not good. The sun is above my head. I am more masculine than anyone else.
Sixteen, the table was so hot that mosquitoes could not stand it and were burned to death.
Seventeen, a person died, this person is called "hot".
18, Mahjong was burnt as soon as it came on stage. ...
Nineteen, go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.
In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!
2022 describes the funny circle of friends with hot weather.
2022 Funny circle of friends describing hot weather (I) 1. Why do so many people say it is hot? . . Actually, it's okay . . I always feel that the heat will get hotter and hotter. . . If you really can't do it, tell the person you like, and soon your heart will be cold.
It's so hot that you lose your temper in minutes.
He Xiangu: I don't wear sunscreen. I only wear sunscreen leaves and lotus leaves (European leaves)!
4. Summer is hot, summer tide, flies and mosquitoes croak; Don't be angry, have a good attitude and pay attention to defense; Change clothes frequently, take more baths, and don't let illness depend on you; Drink more water, remember, show me joy. Have a nice summer!
It's very hot in summer. I want to turn into a breeze and blow it to you to make you happy. I would like to turn into a ray of green shade around you and make you happy; I am willing to let you have a good summer, happy, happy and happy.
6. Early autumn, Orson kilometers, crowded, hot, mosquito bites.
7. Recently, I saw someone say that once a girl with conservation of energy gets cold, men will get hot once, but once a girl grows safe, no matter how cold she is, men will only get cold, not hot.
It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy.
9. An international student said, "Why not have a holiday? Xi is too hot. I want to go back to Africa. "
10. put happiness in your luggage so that you can fully enjoy it all the time; Write the happiness lock into your mind, so that you can feel good in the integral; Fold your wishes in your hands and let you always grasp the brilliance of your destiny; My friend, I wish you a glorious and wonderful life! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
1 1. Dear air conditioner, it will be sunny if it is safe. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.
12. Funny jokes about hot weather
13. It didn't rain, it was hot water.
14. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!
15. Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately requested last month has finally come true!
16. I went out and came back, and the grapes turned into raisins.
17. Is Houyi there? Can you shoot the sun?
18. What's going on over there? I'm familiar with this place.
19. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
20. Although the burning sun has not yet come directly, the sand on the roadside has already revealed the timid light. The grass seems to be unable to withstand the scorching sun and slowly hangs down its leaves. Only the fish in the pond are not afraid of the heat and swim freely in the water in the trees on the shore.
2022 Funny circle of friends describing the hot weather (2)1. Blue Cai He: I want to get some water and take a bath, but I always get water empty-handed.
22. You are the warm sunshine in spring, the cool rain in summer, the golden fruit in autumn and the romantic snowflake in winter. You are still the strength of my pulse. You are the source of my happiness! When the weather turns hot, pay attention to heatstroke prevention.
23. My little friend and I were fainted by the heat.
24. The feeling of teppanyaki.
25. In summer, the sun scorches the earth, the weeds on the roadside almost burn, and the heat wave in the air makes people breathless. Without a breath of wind, the willows on the river bank drooped their heads, and the canna on the roadside almost withered, but the lovely tricolor flowers stood upright with their slender waist branches and bright flowers, which really stood out from the crowd!
After lunch, it was too hot to stay, so I decided to go out and find a good place to enjoy the cool. I go out with an umbrella. I want to go to the nearby park and walk on the road. Although I have an umbrella, I still feel warm, just like sitting by the fire.
27. Embrace a wisp of breeze, hold a cup of sweet mountain spring, and gently send my most sincere wishes. I wish you full of energy and happiness in this hot summer, good things will continue to follow you, and your meditation will never end!
28. Summer is a hot season. There is a warm word that is sweet, an old story that is amazing, and a girl I love deeply is you. Summer breeze blows gently, I love you forever!
29. This summer, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!
The most sincere care is the deepest love.
3 1. I ate a corn, and soon it turned into popcorn in my stomach. I think it's cool.
32. It's hot in summer!
I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that that wonderful promise was because I was too young.
34. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.
35. I saw a dollar on the road today, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!
If this high temperature continues, to be honest, I am particularly optimistic about this year's military training. Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a lot cooler. Hahaha!
37. My body is dying of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.
38. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.
39. Taking the bus in summer hates those who wear short skirts and cross their legs to reveal her lace underwear. Whenever I see these people, I always stare at them with angry eyes, indicating that I am angry!
40. How often do you take a bath in winter-once in winter.
2022 Funny circle of friends describing the hot weather (Chapter 3) 4 1. Why am I awake at this moment? Because of the power failure, I am about to melt, and I can't sleep because of the heat.
42. Is there an overbearing president? I heard that it will automatically lower the ambient temperature.
43. Animals are full of vitality in summer. The puppy was panting with heat; Cicada was so hot that she shouted "Cicada, Cicada!" Stay in the tree; Hard-working bees buzz around, just like hard-working gardeners picking pollen; Butterflies spread their wings and fly among flowers, just like elves. ...
44. The stone tables and chairs in the park were burnt by the sun, and the paint on the pillars in the pavilion was burnt, giving off an unpleasant smell of paint.
45. It's so hot that I have less urine!
46. You can wear the clothes after washing-the latest funny sentence describing the hot weather.
47. It's so hot! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept!
48. Just now a child was kicked out of the car and a group of people applauded. Why? Then Xiong Haizi sang, "It is enough to sow one by one, and many low suns will grow ... every corner of the world is extremely bright."
49. Clothes can be worn after washing.
50. Now the whole country is mourning for a guy named "Hot" because-it's too hot!
5 1. A long time will increase the weight of friendship; Over time, it will ferment the wine of friendship; The distance is far away, which will aggravate the thoughts in my heart; Greetings will warm a friend's heart. Friends, whenever and wherever, I wish you a happy mood and happiness! Life is pleasant and happiness is safe! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
52. If you want me dead, just say so. There's no need to be so angry.
53. How to send a hot circle of friends today?
54. In this weather, sitting in a dark room without electricity and touching the straw mat under me, I suddenly understood the mood of steamed buns.
55. Why did you get burned just after playing cards? Still playing with a hammer?
56. My identity as an ice cream fairy will also be exposed.
57. The road was scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke came out when walking down the steps.
58. I don't usually send messages. If I want to send it, I will only send it creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.
59. Yesterday afternoon, it was hot in Lanzhou, Gansu. After a few hours of shopping with his girlfriend, a young man suddenly fainted to the ground and was unconscious. My girlfriend was frightened, so she called 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heatstroke.
60. This message is radiated by strong light, scorched by hot sun, swept by strong wind, struck by lightning, bitten by mosquitoes and washed by rain, and finally reaches your mobile phone, telling you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
Humorous sentences describing hot weather are suitable for friends to recommend.
A humorous sentence describing the hot weather is suitable for making friends. 1. Nezha: hot wheels treads on the steam wheel in cold weather and the wind wheel in hot weather.
It is not naivety that beats me, but naivety.
You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.
It is very important to keep healthy in hot summer; It is not advisable to use electric fans for a long time, and pay more attention to the air conditioning of air conditioners; Summer is hot, appetite is low, eat more light and less greasy; Adjust your mood and be happy in hot summer.
If I die, I will only die of heat.
6. All those who go out now are anti-Japanese heroes.
7. There are often horns and cars on the road. Although the weather is very hot, there are still many cars shuttling back and forth on the road and many people walking on the zebra crossing. There is air conditioning in the car, which makes it hotter outside and makes people feel very irritable and lifeless.
8. The weather is very hot. At noon, I went out with Zhao to eat a bowl of authentic rice skin, which tasted terrible.
9. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, so hot that people can hardly breathe.
10. Don't ask me how old I am, just ask me how mature I am.
1 1. It's so hot in the morning. Look at her sticking out her tongue.
12. Nu Wa: I really regret that I didn't cover the sun when I mended the sky last time.
13. This hot weather reminds me of that summer.
14. I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. The police uncle roared: "Guawazi, do you want to burn me?"
15. Summer is coming, the weather is hot, there are more girls, glistening thighs! However, although girls nowadays dress more dangerously than one, they look safer than one. ...
16. The hot sunset outside the window shines on the vast grassland, but there is no figure, which makes people feel that they have entered the original zone.
17. It's too hot to sleep. I got up and turned on the air conditioner. As a result, the remote control died. I can't find the battery through everything. What can I say?
18. It's hot. If you say something tasteless, you will be afraid of heart congestion, if you say something warm, you will be afraid of heatstroke, if you miss it, you will be afraid of suffering, and if you say a blessing, you will be cynical. I wish you a refreshing summer, calm and natural, take care.
19. A wisp of yearning turns into a breeze, and the coolness comes to me. A little care is accompanied by drizzle, and a little friendship is by my side. A short message is melodious, full of words and blessings. I wish my friend you happiness every day and all the best! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
20. In the hot summer, I hope that if my short message slowly relieves the heat for you, you must remember not to be too busy at work, don't eat too much, don't sleep too late every night, and pay more attention to your health and happiness!
Humorous sentences describing the hot weather are suitable for sending friends to the circle of 2 2 1. You can wear the clothes after washing.
22. Why did you get burned just after playing cards? Still playing with a hammer?
23. How to send a hot circle of friends today?
24. In summer, the sun scorches the earth, the weeds on the roadside almost burn, and the heat wave in the air makes people breathless. Without a breath of wind, the willows on the river bank drooped their heads, and the canna on the roadside almost withered, but the lovely tricolor flowers stood upright with their slender waist branches and bright flowers, which really stood out from the crowd!
25. It was so hot that I hammered the wall crazily. Since then, my home has become a single room.
26. My brother is doing his homework. As soon as I came out from washing the pot, my hands were wet and I threw water in his face. I didn't expect this guy to come waving his fist. He said, Sister, you must repay me with your fist! ..... Kao. What a "counterattack"!
27. The weather is very hot in summer. The sun pours heat to the earth heartily; The wind is too lazy to blow; If it rains lightly, the children will run in the light rain and take a cold bath.
28. Send you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!
29. I put on makeup for an hour and opened the door without makeup.
I really appreciate it． I really don't know how to live without your cold violence on such a hot day.
3 1. A man fell, causing severe burns on his face.
32. This is the dog days. It's really hot. Is it hot or not?
33. I just need a pinch of cumin before the barbecue.
34. It's too hot. The bus is the world of fox spirits again! Fox fairy rules the whole universe! Holy shit! Your turn, NB! I can't breathe! Do you want to die! Ann. Fuck you, bitch!
35. When driving on the road, you have the impulse to rush into the green belt all the way.
36. Hou Yi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun! ! -The latest funny sentences describing hot weather
37. It's so hot that it's twisted.
Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately requested last month has finally come true!
39. I'm boiling.
40. How often do you take a bath in winter-once in winter.
Humorous sentences describing the hot weather are suitable for sending friends 3 4 1. In such hot weather, all you can make an appointment with is a friend of life and death.
42. Founder of Furnace School: Turpan; Current person in charge: Chongqing; Left and right body protectors: Nanjing Wuhan; Uncle Shi: Nanchang; Master elder brother: Changsha; Young: Hangzhou. Existing disciples: Zhengzhou, Shanghai, Fuzhou, Xi, Hefei, etc. Among them, disciple Zhengzhou is the most popular with the leader. Although he is located in the north, he is diligent in martial arts and can cross the temperature, so he is the candidate for the next leader.
43. Animals are full of vitality in summer. The puppy was panting with heat; Cicada was so hot that she shouted "Cicada, Cicada!" Stay in the tree; Hard-working bees buzz around, just like hard-working gardeners picking pollen; Butterflies spread their wings and fly among flowers, just like elves. ...
44. What is not the hottest thing today? I'm melting, okay?
45. How are you now? I have successfully turned into a pearl (steamed pig).
46. The tall branches stopped and the low grass flowers fell asleep. Cats and dogs are breathing behind the wall, and birds and trees are spinning at the bottom. Good at walking and sitting day by day, sleepy and annoying all night. Suspected into the old gentleman's furnace, it seems to be near the flaming mountain.
47. I like it. I like lush summer, because I can swim in the swimming pool in summer. Summer brings happiness to children. They are the happiest angels in summer. I like it, I like stormy summer, because the rain in summer is so generous and crisp. Lotus flowers in summer show us smiling faces, and lotus leaves in summer show us charm. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.
48. I don't usually send messages. If I want to send it, I will only send it creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.
49. Summer is coming, and the weather is too hot. Remember to drink more hot water.
50. Orson, early autumn, crowded, hot, mosquito bites.
5 1. It's too hot recently, so I didn't eat well.
52. The weather is so hot that I really want to be sent back to the cold palace.
53. With the coolness of the rain and the coolness of the breeze, my blessing will follow. May you be cool and refreshing in the hot summer, bring you a happy mood, be cool and warm, and wish you happiness.
54. At the moment, I find that "stay where you are" is not an abusive word. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.
Don't think you are not mean just because you are a baby.
56. In the current weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water!
57. When the weather is hot, a lot of hair is lost. It is very difficult for people to wear the same clothes in spring, summer, autumn and winter.
58. Eggs bought in the supermarket are cooked at home.
59. Are you asleep? I sent mosquitoes to bite you; Do you like spicy food? I send flies to bother you; You forgot me? I let bees get into your stomach. Bajie, when you come back from the scriptures, you should always contact me, or you won't be disturbed by your eldest brother again!
60. It's hot, use your indifference to avoid it.