In high school, the biggest headache is philosophy. I don't know which Wang Badan of the Ministry of Education brought this college specialized course, which is still puzzling, to the high school classroom. We learned a lot, and the teacher also taught us nerve meridians.

One day in self-study, I had an argument with Wu (a classmate) about the two philosophical concepts of "matter" and "matter".

? I said that "matter" is a philosophical concept and "matter" is a category. He laughed at my obsession with this subtle difference, and thought that there was no difference between the two except one more "de", which was an auxiliary word, meaningless and like a bird (reasonable).

? I'm pounding and dancing. I'm nervous for a long time and tired. I can't convince this stubborn little man. But his mother (really crazy) made a metaphor:

? This dog belongs to Wu. According to your meaning, this is something like a bird, that is to say, this dog is Wu's. ''

? This boy was speechless, but he made all the classes in front of me laugh! Ended the endless argument between two psychopaths.

? It is a great honor for me to make a beautiful woman smile.

? Mei Fang, Banhua. Ear-length short hair, dark and thick. Long eyelashes, big eyes, tall and elegant nose make people feel the urge to touch, and white face always likes to be ashamed (red). In a word, for a little boy like me (small fresh meat at that time), she was the girl who we always hid in the corner and peeped alone. Although almost "deskmate", I never dared to "borrow half an eraser". A few words can get her attention, especially a snicker, which excited me for several nights.

This reminds me of the poor Zhou Youwang in Western Weekend, who died and died to make Bomei laugh. If it were me, it would be the same. Hero sad beauty pass! Natural phenomenon is that matter determines consciousness, and the initiative of consciousness reacts on the embodiment of matter!

? Speaking of class flowers, I am very interested. Another beautiful woman, Yan Mei, is also the focus of boys. At that time, she was cold and arrogant, her big eyes never looked straight, her chest was very high (now women are stuffed very high), and her white face was often blushed by a tall and mature boy like Wei Scar Brain (classmate).

? Once, when she passed these guys, she was embarrassed to be defeated and ran away, with a faint fragrance and a great smell.

? The body odor is faint, which is a "faint fragrance", refreshing and attractive. Too strong is "body odor", which is disgusting and unavoidable. So nothing can pass.

? This dialectical method is also the mutual transformation of contradictions!

? At that time, skirts were rarely worn, and Wei Scar looked at the fat buttocks set off by gorgeous thin pants (at that time, the aesthetic was not mature, it should be sexy). Seriously, he introduced his famous "ass theory" with the theory of ancestral inheritance.

? This ass, where the baby is born! ''

? I'm waiting for a letter!

? Ten years later, Yan Mei gave birth to a beautiful woman!

? Although Wei Bao's words are absurd, they also lead to many philosophies.

? Indeed, having children is not the power of hips, but the trend of intercourse. What is fruit, not fertilizer of the land, and what is applied. The so-called "as you sow, you reap" is an objective law, also called dialectical method.

Defending scar brain is metaphysics.

? Philosophy is boring and difficult to understand, and it needs to be adjusted by talking about beautiful women. When talking about the beauty you like, you unconsciously return to philosophy. It can be seen that there is philosophy everywhere, and the taste of beauty is no exception.

? Compared with men, women are sensitive, quick-thinking and meticulous. Women are good at beauty and fitness, and their original function is to attract the opposite sex.

? Men, on the other hand, want to "have sex with flowers and plants" everywhere like Ximen Qing. The original idea was to "spread genes" and be sexy.

As we all know, beautiful women love flowers because they are "plant genitals". In fact, after all, they still like animals, and they are also beautiful.

? Why?

? Men have the function and impulse to spread genes, while women have the ability and responsibility to receive and cultivate genes. Just as bees like to pick flowers, flowers like to pick flowers. Like each other and depend on each other. This is also philosophical.

? After all, the so-called love is a high fever! The one who burned silly went to get married, the one who had a fever broke up, and he was obsessed with burning. ?

? Love is also endocrine, madly in love, inseparable. It is endocrine hyperactivity, quarreling and fighting, and empathy. It's endocrine disorder. A little more normal is an old couple, touching their right hands with their left hands!

? In philosophy, this is the unity of opposites!

? Getting married and having children is the result of quantitative change to qualitative change.

? Fever is caused by bacterial infection, endocrine is caused by hormones, and bacteria and hormones are organic compounds. What's the difference with alcohol viagra? The excitement and manic ups and downs of people, the ups and downs of thoughts and emotions are all due to the stimulation of chemicals.

? Matter determines consciousness!

? Philosophy is difficult to learn and tasteless. Mr. Zhou (a philosophy teacher) sometimes uses individual philosophical words. On the platform, blood vessels spewed and saliva flew all over the sky, and we were busy for a long time. We are still at a loss down there, and we don't know why. If you insert anecdotes about beautiful women and gossip about men and women and explain them by philosophy, the boy's elm skull will be easy to understand. Boys will understand, and girls will eventually understand, so why not? Men and women, why not. Difficult, nature can also change, this is also a dialectical method!

? Beautiful women nowadays are really great. They always toss about their bodies and body parts. Especially the chest, I wish the whole flower was.

? After all, it is a feeding tool! The temptation for the baby is that it is full of delicious food. (Beauty: "Rogue!" )

? Women are melodramatic! Let the little guy eat it for a year, and then suddenly commit suicide after getting used to it! (This is hooliganism! )

? As a result, the little guy grew up to be a young man, so he found another woman to eat, even if it was dry. Just be a mouth addiction!

? This is the extremes meet, and the contradiction has changed!

? Beauty is weird now, too. First, she likes dogs, and the baby comes to her mother. She regards her as her own and wants to eat and sleep with her. I guess "son of a bitch" can play this game!

In addition, buying a "bag" is also very good. If you can send one or two, you will be beaming.

Beauty cosmetics are a good "bag", one is about brands and the other is about leather goods. Every time a new product goes on the market, it is eager to try and attract people's attention. For example, in the old days, local tyrants with golden teeth grinned and showed off each other, never satisfied.

No wonder beautiful women have to "support" and men have to "endure". In this way, they are satisfied with the "package"!

? What's the use of "packaging"? Can't eat!

? This is that you are too short-sighted! On the way to the Long March, most people who ate fried belts and purses accidentally worshipped the handsome generals in the future.

? In their eyes, "package" package "cure all diseases", which shows the speculation of leather bags! I can't help admiring women's long-term vision and profound IQ.

? Beauty loves to hear good things. If you are always sweet-talking and don't order the real thing, it is absolutely impossible.

? It can be seen that when matter comes first, consciousness can only respond to it. Use gifts and nice words to make the smelly men around you.

? No wonder there are thousands of old foxes serialized in a hundred years! A little narrow-minded smelly man is called a woman.

? But it's all men's fault.

? This can't clean up the more chaotic and complicated relationship, and it is also a dialectical method! This is the similarity between women and philosophy.

? Men are good at picking up girls and making tea! In fact, the truth is similar, everything is connected and compared.

? Little sister, that's green tea, refreshing! Don't soak, gently soak!

? Young woman, that's a goal of your own. Come back! Anti-foaming, drinking too much is easy to get drunk!

? Mature women, that is, Pu 'er, are resistant to release, heavy in color, excellent in brewing and always drunk!

? People praise tea: pure color, positive taste and fragrant smell! Bubble-resistant, sweet and mellow! This is all for the beauty! I know that picking up girls is similar to making tea!

? Drinking tea varies from place to place, and so does picking up girls. In Hunan, you can make tea in large cups! Hunan people are impatient.

To Fujian and Guangdong, that's a tragedy. Take your time and measure the small glass. Guangdong people want to save face, think longer and have more people!

? Picking up girls is better than drinking!

? Beer Beauty: Shy and mellow! Like a schoolgirl, in bud!

Red wine beauty: touching and charming! The temptation is irresistible, I can't stop!

Liquor beauty: crazy, pervert! It's either vigorous or dead mice can't touch the cold!

Of course, there is also a very important point. In the choice of beauty and wine, it depends on the year. However, the wine is old and the woman is tender!

? Take eating for example, the same is true. Little sister is porridge, which is clear and visible, thick and sticky, and can be eaten with a handful of pickles, not greasy and refreshing! But I'm not full. I just want to eat quickly.

? The young woman is fried rice with eggs, which is originally plain rice. Eggs taste endless and are most popular with the public. Often eat alone without oil or vinegar.

? Mature girl, that's rice flour. You can soak it in one bubble. You can eat in a variety of ways, which is convenient and casual. Do you want soup? Do you mix vegetables? It's up to you, breakfast and dinner are fine!

? Eat drink man woman, a person's great wish exists. Eat color, sex also! This is ancient philosophy.

? Beautiful women in their teens and forties, in the golden age of 30 years, when men are crazy about them, come to trouble once a month, which is both painful and annoying, and they also shed blood and tears. But once the trouble disappears, men will stop beside them, stop!

Look! This is contradiction, which exists in all things and is impartial.

What the hell! When you talk about philosophy, you talk about beauty, and when you talk about beauty, you use philosophy. In fact, the issue of men and women is a serious philosophical issue. Laughter and abuse between men and women attract bees and butterflies, and ambiguous situations abound. Showing off wealth and dressing up, like to spend flowers and bags, giving gifts and buying good ones, bargaining, materialism everywhere. The last quarrel, the last quarrel, and the last breakup are just a pot of porridge and confusion. Isn't this a philosophy that is unclear and unclear? Understand her (woman), understand it (philosophy)!

Want to know her?

You have to work hard all your life!

Is philosophy difficult?