Why are girls not afraid of the cold even in winter? Because men's eyes will get hot, and the power of heating is inversely proportional to the length of the skirt. Please enjoy short stories or jokes!

Short stories or jokes (1) 1. Probation period: We will give you the minimum wage.

2. Good health: We don't have medical insurance. It's up to you to get sick.

3. Quick response ability: For the work plan, plan early every time and give your opinions as soon as possible.

4. Office staff: You have to be responsible for the telephone in the company and be prepared to be attacked by other employees at any time. Remember, you took it on behalf of the boss.

5. Have relevant work experience: You can't expect us to give you professional training. Actually, we don't have much experience in this job. It's up to you.

6. Regional Manager: You will be appointed as a salesman in the area where the company has not had time to develop.

7. Flexible working hours: Be prepared to work overtime frequently.

8. Have driving experience: You will be a hard-working driver and will often be asked to drive fast.

9. Excellent organizational skills: Be good at wiping others' bottoms.

10, planning and coordination ability: you should be responsible for the boss's business trip, and you should help the boss when he lies.

Short stories or jokes (2) 1. During work hours, Fan Xiao and Sun Xiao in the office sneak into the fitness center downstairs to swim.

Two people changed their swimsuits and jumped out of the pool. As soon as they surfaced, they met the team leader with bare arms and stood in the pool. ...

The leader said first: "The organization sent me to inspect the post and see who slipped out to swim during working hours!" " "

Fan quickly replied: "You also received this task? I thought I was the only one. "

Everyone else in Sun Xiao is stupid. For a long time, he burst into tears and said, "I have volunteered to inspect posts for many years, and today I finally found an organization ..."

The leader had a long meeting, and everyone was exhausted. Suddenly, I heard the leader say something. Let me talk about the last point. Everyone is refreshed.

Then, the leader added, "I will talk about this in three points."

Everyone ... fainted.

3. When I first started work, my travel expense report needed to be signed by the leader, but the boss was on a business trip, so I asked the department manager to sign it.

I asked the finance department for money with the reimbursement. The cashier looked at the signature on the form and said, "How did you find the manager's signature?"

I said innocently, "If the boss is not here, can't the manager sign it?"

The cashier floated a sentence: "Not every kind of milk is called Telunsu."

Fat Chen Yi came into the office door and smelled like pancakes.

I asked him, "What did you eat in the morning?"

Fat Chen Xiao said with a smile, "It's just a pancake."

I said, "If you go on like this, you will definitely lose weight."

Xiao Du, who came in with Fat Chen, shouted, "Sister Wang, his pancakes are three eggs and two crisp cakes, and even the chopped green onion is double. My pancakes are thin blankets and his pancakes are thick duvets. "

Short stories or jokes (3) 1. The teacher said that in order to increase the reproduction rate of giant pandas, nurses would show them animated videos of mating, and giant pandas fell asleep holding bamboo. . .

The teacher also said that if you show orangutans the same video, they will start doing bad things before they finish watching it. To some extent, this shows that people are changed by orangutans!

Everyone was speechless. . .

2. When the physics teacher talked about the theory of relativity, he said, "It is impossible for anything in the world to become longer and thicker at the same time!"

After that, some boys laughed, and then the whole class laughed! The teacher also smiled!

3. In high school biology class, when it comes to the chapter of male genitalia, most students can't write the word "testicles".

The teacher said: You will understand later. Only when men are bloodied can women be happy. . .

Since then, no one has misspelled this word!

In this morning's painting class, the teacher talked about the mosaic part and suddenly paused, saying, needless to say, you should all be familiar with it.

Sure! Students who want to ask questions need not raise their hands. Mosaic cannot be eliminated!

There was an uproar under the stage. . . Teacher, you know us too well!

5. In class, a classmate was bored and played with his mobile phone. Suddenly, the teacher looked at him and said in authentic Mandarin, "classmate, stop playing with your little computer and take it out quickly."

The little friends in the classroom were shocked. . .

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