2. Alas, I must be a man in my next life. No bleeding, no sex, no children!
3. It's not necessarily * * who cries for pain, but it must be * * who seduces men.
4, happiness is like nonsense, the more you pull, the weaker you get.
I am a genius, but education ruined me.
6, no, I want to study hard and don't want to be said to live by being handsome.
7. You said it was a happy thing to love me. Then, dear, why do you want to lose your happiness?
8. 12 log off at midnight on time! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again.
9. Many times, what we can't change eventually changes us.
10, happiness is to find a warm person and live a lifetime.
1 1. Happiness, even if it exists for a short time, is a lifetime memory.
12, I hate to hear the words "I'm sorry", which means that I have been taken advantage of, cheated and even let down.
13, your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky, a first day; Fifteen points.
14, you murdered all the feelings in the past.
15, get up every day, perseverance is not good, and you have to pee at a critical moment.
16, condensed is not necessarily the essence, it is likely to be a dwarf.
17, there is a kind of happiness, I entered your blacklist.
18, you can pretend it thoroughly in the future, but don't forget your original self.
19, online and invisible, just boring and escaping.
Don't say that I have changed, just say that you are tired.
2 1, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said this is ok, I said; This is really not.
22. Cut your wrist without cutting the capillaries. Do you want to shock the world and shed tears for you?
23. Why do you have nothing to do? Go out to bask in the sun and run photosynthesis.
24. Talking about money hurts feelings, and talking about feelings hurts money the most.
25. God will take away the best things around us and remind us that we have too much.
26. Don't believe me every time I say I'll never talk to you again. Do I look like a man of principle?
27. Everyone should live well, because heaven has been closed and no one has been accepted.
28. Now I eat grass every day, but I get acne.
29. I wanted to ride a donkey to find a horse, but I found it was not a donkey, it was a horse!
30. The pupil changed from a brat to a goddess, and I changed from a brat to a big boy.
3 1. He talked with other girls all night and told me the next day that he went to bed too early last night and didn't watch the news.
32. You are my tattoo lover, which makes me hurt.
Before you leave, I'll give you a taste of being dumped.
34. Life is like a summer flower, which warms the bitter struggle of a season and calms the fiery noise of that season.
35. Youth is running hard and then falling down beautifully.
36. The past is just a dream for me. Wake up when you wake up, and fade when you fade.
37. Every time in the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to Earth.
38. I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.
39, I am an ordinary woman, not fancy, but unique.
40. You can't look down on people who take part in national fitness just because you are Liu Xiang.
4 1, when can I cry smartly, even if it is still so beautiful.
42. One day, the girl next to me asked me who Aoi sora was and my brother smiled.
43, some girls don't bubble, rebellious. When you meet a girl, you will go clubbing and do things for the sky.
44. Hunger, if done well, is called losing weight; Being in a daze, doing well is called profound; Being lazy and doing well is called enjoying.
Vodka is a luxury we have, and caviar is also a luxury we have, but time is not.
Get your face off me and don't dirty my eyes.
47. I'm going to be a senior three, but I can't learn and I won't grow up.
48. What is the farthest distance in the world? You buy five generations of apples and I buy five bags of apples.
49. If I can't live proudly, I'd rather die quietly.
50. Because the user's signature is too personal, the system cannot display it.
5 1, years pass quietly, but we can never find the place where our dreams begin.
52, funnier than a warm man is so funny and so warm.
53. Today is a holiday, and the welfare that the company gives us is Sophie.
54. Into the rotten door, as deep as the sea. Want to come out? Send you a song "It's not that simple.
When I am more and more polite to you, maybe we will become more and more strangers.
56. In a class and a harem, there are always several people competing for favor.
57. When the wind blows and clouds fly, Vega returns to her hometown in China, and the valiant soldier will guard her everywhere!
58, Gula, the god of darkness, shivering, flame, homework is gone!
59. The rich second generation can play with their daughters, while we farmers can only play with tractors.
If we keep telling ourselves to be happy every day, it means that we are unhappy.
6 1, men and men can be friends, men and women can also be friends, women and women can't be friends.
62. I swear to cancel all previous vows from now on! I swear I will never swear again!
63. Young people do not work hard. When they grow up, they play with their mobile phones. I wake up this morning in a relaxed and happy spring. When I wake up, I play with my mobile phone to relieve myself. I find it is moonlight, and I bow my head to play with my mobile phone.
64. Love me. You said you could do it. Love you. I said I could be single-minded.
65. Seven courses are red and light up my future.
66. The best thing about fooling your girlfriend: If you were not beautiful, I would have broken up with you.
67. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.
68. Don't always underestimate yourself. People are more "noble" and we are more "humble". Finally, we don't know who doesn't deserve it
Cheer up, don't be unkempt all day. After washing your face, you will find that you have a fresh and ugly face.
If young people don't work hard, they can only drive to Li Xia when they go home.
7 1, those who have poured cold water on me, I will definitely boil it and return it to you in the future.
72. Life is like a cup of tea. It won't be a lifetime, but it will always be a while.
73. Idiot, when I am strong, it is the beginning of your nightmare!
74. Happiness is a virus. I am the source of the virus, infecting you and the whole world.
75. There are only two things in my life, one or the other.
76. No one is tired of drinking water because of the insipid water, and no one abandons life because of the insipid life!
77. Love often only knows the pursuit of perfection, but never thinks it will get hurt.
78. Some people always think that they are environmental protection bags, and they just pack, pack and pack every day.
79. Even if I tell you, you may not understand. When you go out, you must take a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen.
80. Marriage is the grave of love-if there is no house, you can't even get into the grave!
8 1, the most painful reason to break up in history: because you are a QQ member, I don't think I deserve you.
We like going to school, but we don't like going to class. Without teachers, school will be the best place.
If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.
84. One pair of two said, "If we can be together, it's really true.
85. I worked hard to catch up with my homework a few days before school started, and secretly tore up some holiday homework in the middle.
86. The first one suffers, and the second one suffers.
87. No matter how confused I am at the moment, in the end, I will live the life I want.
88. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
89, female man = being a daughter+eating like a mountain+carrying your own luggage+a bunch of gay friends+fucking hanging+lying in the trough is a daily life.
90. There are not one or two people who hate me, but many people who speak ill of me. Why can I not care? Because lions don't turn around because dogs bark.
9 1, China Wukong is the most charming, with a slim waist and a leopard-print skirt.
92. Your appearance makes me look down on all women, because only you are the best.
93, the sky is falling, it doesn't matter! You support us, I support us, I don't believe who will be afraid of who.
94. Buddha said: Hit people with bricks and beg for mercy, whatever. Try harder if you are not dead.
95. A mouse becomes a bat at night, and the bat has a hair on it. What kind of bird are you?
96, I also want to puppy love, but it's too late.
97. Smart women can read men's truth, but they won't refuse to listen to men's lies.
98. There are thousands of ways to love, and no standard can measure right or wrong.
99. I don't want the screaming love songs to remind me that I need you.
100, first love is art, passionate love is technology, marriage is art, and divorce is surgery.
10 1, I am not a casual person, because I am not a casual person.
102, fleeting can last forever, and the seas run dry and the rocks crumble can still be unforgettable.
103, understanding a person is much more difficult than understanding a person!