000 1: 23456789
Answer: lack of clothes and food
0002: There is a man standing at the door.
Answer: Flash.
0003: long 1. 1 m, a roll floating in Nanyang. There is a man in Nanyang, only one inch long.
A: Fu.
0004: one person can't do it, a group of people can't, and two people do it just right. What is the secret?
Answer: whisper
0005: Flying is not a bird, like a mouse, not a mouse. Hide in the dark during the day and catch pests at night.
Answer: bats
0006: four feet an hour, two feet at noon and three feet at night.
Answer: babies, teenagers and the elderly.
0007: upper hair, lower hair, and a black grape in the middle.
Answer: eyes
0008: Is the "silkworm ant" an ant or a silkworm?
Answer: Silkworm.
0009: Three walls, one empty, with a child inside.
Answer: Horse.
00 10: Lao Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why don't dogs get fleas?
Answer: Because dogs only have puppies.
00 1 1: Two ants are carrying a pole, and one ant is looking up on the pole.
Answer: Six.
00 12: Why are two children just right?
Answer: Because there are three kinds of unfilial.
00 13: Why do babies cry at birth?
Answer: because he saw that the nurse aunt was so beautiful, and she was also ... small.
00 14: Like sugar, you can't taste it with your mouth. I will help you correct the typo and go back and forth on the paper.
Answer: Eraser
00 15: There are two identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it?
Answer: themselves.
00 16: there is a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hangs is written like this: carve the four corners of "official script"; Carve "Song Style Imitation" at 6 corners and "Your Seal" at 8 corners; Engrave your lover's seal 12 yuan. So what is the unit price of his lettering?
Answer: 20 cents per word
00 17: A person has three hairs, why should he cut off one?
Answer: He wants to be Sanmao's brother.
00 18: Teacher Hua has a skill that people who see him will automatically put their palms up. What's going on here?
A: He is a Chinese medicine practitioner.
00 19: Old Man Mei, you go to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him?
Answer: beans and corn
0020: Apricot jumps from the 52nd floor. Why nothing?
Answer: She is a bird.
002 1: Why do two handsome guys fight for a woman who looks like a dinosaur?
Answer: I want to marry her.
0022: I have more than a year, why can't I save any money?
Answer: Because I get fired every year.
0023: Five brothers live together with different names and different heights.
Answer: Fingers
0024: The doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour. How long will it take to complete?
A: One hour.
0025: Interference
Answer: One step.
0026: What do you call driving around the car river when you are bored?
Answer: white flower oil
0027: What should the employer wear when there is a labor dispute?
Answer: bulletproof vest
0028: Who are Cinderella's parents?
Answer: Snow White and Bao Gong.
0029: On the way, it did a somersault, and then it did it again (guess the four-character idiom).
Answer: three times twice.
0030: magic soap made from pig liver and bear gall (guess 4-word idiom)
Answer: Be honest with each other (soap)
003 1: Why do some people like reading comics?
Answer: boring.
0032: What will men and women become?
Answer: Two people.
0033: What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said?
Answer: Nonsense (chicken)
0034: Why is there a hole in the ground after DrJ does 10 push-ups?
Answer: Because he does push-ups with one hand.
0035: Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies?
Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet.
0036: What books can't be bought?
Answer: suicide note
0037: What mice love to be clean?
Answer: environmental protection department
0038: What's Ah-Pi Po's English name?
Answer: A- people
0039: What can you never catch with your right hand?
Answer: right hand
0040: When taking the entrance exam, what is the most important thing besides the admission ticket?
Answer: Remember to get up.
004 1: Mark's father is in the city library (four-word idiom)
Answer: Know the way old horse (map old horse)
0042: The cows in Cleisthenes stop barking after swimming in the water (four-word idiom).
Answer: foolhardy (moo)
0043: Wheat was stolen on both sides (four-word idiom)
A: Everything (theft)
0044: This letter is made of two eggs.
Answer: curse (balls)
0045: This ice looks like aluminum foil.
Answer: Walking on thin ice.
0046: How can a tiger tied with a rope of 10 meter eat grass 20 meters away?
Answer: Tiger ... Don't eat grass.
0047: This thing looks like an electric light on the left and an electric light on the right, which is no different from an electric light. But it just doesn't work. What is this?
Answer: The light is broken.
0048: Heaven knows what I know (name a city and county in Fujian)
Answer: Sanming
0049: A new moon hangs over the capital (one word).
Answer: inflation
0050: What kind of water do people need when they are not hungry?
Answer: salary
005 1: Why is seawater salty?
Answer: The fish shed too many tears.
0052: Why does Ah Fu always wait for the teacher to start work before listening to the teacher?
Answer: He is deaf (www.cmy 123.com).
0053: What happens to people who are greedy?
Answer: eventually you will die.
0054: Lao Wang is over half a year old. Why does he always like to revolve around women?
Answer: Lao Wang sells cosmetics.
0055: Is there any way to make people stop drinking water?
Answer: change the name of water.
0056: fifty cents a catty of cabbage and sixty cents a catty of radish. How much is that catty of ribs?
Answer: One or two equals ten yuan a catty, 100 yuan.
0057: A female prisoner was taken to the police station and kept alone in a heavily guarded cell. The next morning, there was one more person in the cell, and no outsiders could enter! Why is this?
A: This is a pregnant female prisoner who gave birth to a baby boy.
0058: Jane can't do any housework, and she has a bad temper. Why are her parents urging her to get married?
A: Its purpose is to blame others.
0059: There is rain everywhere in the room, but no one will get wet. Why?
Answer: empty house
0060: Who can open his mouth with food and reach out with clothes?
Answer: Baby
006 1: Taking off the red robe, a white fat man walked towards a white fat man and a black mariko. Hit a plant?
Answer: litchi
0062: A taxi was driving normally on the expressway and was stopped by the police without violating any traffic rules. Why?
Answer: The police take a taxi.
0063: There is a website, and all people who surf the Internet go first (www.cmy 123.com). Why?
Answer: all the smart people are here.
0064: How many duck eggs are there in a dozen?
Answer: it's all gone, it's broken.
0065: How do people with head injuries sleep?
Answer: sleep with your eyes closed
0066: Why does it get cold after death?
Answer: Peace of mind is natural and cool.
0067: Why do modern people like to dig their ears more and more?
Answer: There are more and more people who love swearing.
0068: How to distinguish friendship from love?
Answer: Friendship appears during the day and love appears at night.
0069: I can't eat grapes, and I don't say sour grapes. Why?
Answer: I understand.
0070: 100,000. Why?
Answer: Ask whatever you want.
007 1: When will we willingly put out the flame of our lives?
Answer: Before cutting the birthday cake.
0072: Three prisoners were sentenced by the judge, and the judge said that the left and right two were not guilty. Why?
Answer: Guan Zhong
0073: What do people in China say?
Answer: China people.
0074: There are two places on earth. Yesterday can be today, and today can be tomorrow. Where is that place?
Answer: South Pole and North Pole.
0075: Xiao Kai drives, but he never reaches his destination. Why?
Answer: The car is driving backwards.
0076: Fangfang ate beef noodles but didn't see beef?
Answer: She ate beef instant noodles.
0077: Daming is fluent in English, but foreigners can't understand what he says?
Answer: The tortoise hit its head into the water.
0078: Mr. Lu just finished cutting his hair and asked the barber to cut it in the middle. The barber said he couldn't do it. Why?
Answer: His hair is very strange.
0079: What's the first thing Santa puts in his socks on Christmas Eve?
Answer: feet
0080: Where can I buy stamps?
Answer: India
008 1: There are twenty ripe apples on the apple tree, half of which were blown away by the wind, and then half were picked by fruit farmers. How many apples are there on the tree?
Answer: 5
0082: How long does it take you to write from one to ten thousand?
Answer: 5 seconds at most. 10000.
0083: Why is there no word "difficult" in Napoleon's dictionary?
Answer: His dictionary is in French.
0084: What is the idiom of a monk playing an umbrella?
Answer: No offense.
0085: What flowers are visible but can't be caught?
Answer: splash and fireworks
0086: Which train has the fewest carriages?
Answer: fire truck
0087: What people say they appreciate but don't want to see?
Answer: God.
0088: The fat girl is ill. What do you say when someone comes to see her?
Answer: Take care.
0089: What is the earliest surname of China people?
Answer: the last name is good. "The beginning of life is essentially good."
0090: Why did a strong duck drown in the river?
Answer: I can't think of suicide.
009 1: Once upon a time, what was the gold all over the mountain?
Answer: San Francisco
0092: Iron will rust if left outside. What about gold?
Answer: No.
0093: The farmer raised 10 cows, why only 19 horns?
Answer: One of them is a rhinoceros.
0094: Xiaoming's father only worked as an official once, and only for a few days. But because he became an official, he had to pay for it every day. What kind of official is he?
A: The groom's official
0095: When is the best time to raise your hand?
A: When someone points a pistol at your head.
0096: Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. Instead of taking the stairs, he went up to the fifth floor to go home. Is this possible?
Answer: Mom carried him upstairs.
0097: subtract an apple from an apple and guess a word.
Answer: 0
0098: three gold "Xin", three water "Miao" and three people "Zhong", so what should the three ghosts be called?
Answer: Help!
0099: Where does the sea not produce fish?
Answer: Cihai
0 100: Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year?
Answer: March 30th every year.
0 10 1: There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this?
The answer is: Little Tiger.
0 102: Monkeys can break a corn every minute. In the orchard, a monkey can break several corns in five minutes.
Answer: None.
0 103: Xiaohong has 10 copper coins in his pocket, but they are all dropped. What's left in Xiaohong's pocket?
Answer: There is another hole.
0 104: What is higher than the sky in the world?
Answer: The heart is higher than the sky.
0 105: What is the most valuable thing lost?
A: Satellite.
0 106: It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes?
Answer: Three minutes.
0 107: What does it matter that a great man and a big lion were born on the same day?
Answer: it doesn't matter
0 108: Who is the alcoholic?
Answer: People who claim that they are not drunk.
0 109: Where is the safest place when the earth explodes?
Answer: the ground monkey
0 1 10: which dress is the most durable?
Answer: the one I don't like the most.
0 1 1 1: What became of Louis XIV's son after he was beheaded?
Answer: orphans
0 1 12: What things in the world are not priced?
Answer: family.
0 1 13: Xiaoyun and Ahua are married. Why are they still secretly dating?
Answer: They are dating someone else.
0 1 14: where can a person be big or small?
Answer: My heart.
0 1 15: On 1 month/day a year ago, everyone was doing something very important. Do you remember what it is?
Answer: Everyone is breathing.
0 1 16: Why does Xiao Wang always keep the same posture when running?
Answer: Because he is in the photo.
0 1 17: The left side looks like an electric fan, and the right side looks like an electric fan. Although it looks like an electric fan, it just doesn't turn. What is this?
Answer: the electric fan with power failure.
0 1 18: under what circumstances will everyone take the initiative to play the spirit of going through fire and water?
Answer: When eating hot pot.
0 1 19: Three people use three buckets of water for three days, and nine people use several buckets of water for nine days.
Answer: Nine.
0 120: Why does a person often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices?
Answer: Divers
0 12 1: Xiao Wang often socializes because of his work. Although he comes home early every day, his wife still complains constantly. Why?
Answer: He goes home every morning.
0 122: Why does it take only three minutes for a snail to climb from Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region to Hainan Province?
Answer: It crawls on the map.
0 123: A person who can't swim fell into the water and didn't drown. Why?
Answer: wearing a life jacket
0 124: Shortly after the accident, the first batch of policemen rushed to the scene. They found the driver intact, and the overturned car was covered with blood inside and outside, but they didn't see the dead or the injured. This is a deserted place. What's going on here?
Answer: Because this is a blood donation car.
0 125: What kind of people want as many children as possible?
Answer: Children's products are highly manufactured.
0 126: What is the last thing a person should do before he dies?
Answer: Take your last breath.
0 127: why did Zhuge Liang want to meet Liu Bei after he had been to the shanzhai?
Answer: because I didn't bring a gift for the first two times.
0 128: Xiao Wang said that the sun and the moon will be together forever, and he will travel. Is this possible?
Answer: It may be tomorrow.
0 129: In ancient times, there was no clock. Someone raised a flock of chickens, but it was dawn, and no one announced it for him. Why is this?
Answer: He keeps a flock of hens.
0 130: Lao Zhang is a famous boxer. Why did he put on boxing gloves three times and let his opponent knock off the stage twice?
A: He is a master of wine and boxing.
0 13 1: the far east department store was robbed, and the police immediately blocked all the exits, but why did the thief escape? Why?
Answer: thieves can escape from the entrance.
0 132: You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one person can do it, and two people can't do it together. What is this for?
Answer: dreaming
0 133: Yao Ming is a nearsighted and notoriously gluttonous teenager. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple in the back. What do you think he will read first?
Answer: I can't see anything.
0 134: After dinner, my wife asked her husband for matches. My husband politely took out a famous brand lighter, but my wife glared at him. Why?
Answer: How to pick your teeth with a lighter?
0 135: What is the endless thing?
Answer: Question.
0 136: What is the cleanest ball in the world?
Answer: sanitary ball
0 137: Who is your favorite person?
Answer: myself.
0 138: An unarmed man got into the lion's cage. Why peace?
Answer: The lion cage is empty.
0 139: What attracts thieves more than gold?
Answer: beauty.
0 140: Mr. Chen bought genuine medicine instead of fake medicine. Why was he sentenced to heavy punishment?
A: He smuggled arms.
0 14 1: A sea without a drop of water. What sea is it?
Answer: Cihai
0 142: Why have you only read "novels" and never read "big stories"?
Answer: Because Dashuo is dead.
0 143: The new banknotes are printed differently. Why?
A: The numbers are different.
0 144: There is a kind of cowhide that is most easily punctured. What kind of cowhide is that?
Answer: brag
0 145: What do blacks have to worry about?
Answer: tanning
0 146: One fell to the sky, one fell to the sky, one was miserable, and the other was happy. What are you doing?
Answer: the cat catches the mouse.
0 147: Where is the source of the Yellow River?
A: In the sky, how does the water of the Yellow River move out of the sky?
0 148: What is the success of the pretender?
Answer: Just fill in the blanks.
0 149: What kind of home do you live in and can go to work without leaving home?
Answer: country
0 150: What kind of river will people never cross?
Answer: Galaxy
0 15 1: What will the water seller think when he sees this river?
Answer: These are all money.
0 152: What occupation is easy to make people change their minds repeatedly in a short time?
Answer: Instructors line up.
0 153: A tramp who has been wandering for more than 50 years suddenly stopped wandering one day. Why?
A: He is dead.
0 154: Lao Wangtian loses his hair every day and does everything. There is only one way to make him never lose his hair. What can we do?
Answer: Shave.
0 155: What animal has four feet in the sky, two feet on the ground and three feet in the water?
Answer: monsters.
0 156: It costs 2 14 yuan 56 points to buy a pair of high-grade women's leather shoes. How much is one?
Answer: One is not for sale.
0 157: A 500,000-ton oil tanker sank. What first surfaced?
Answer: air.
0 158: Why is Rodin's sculpture The Thinker naked?
Answer: He wants to look good in that dress.
0 159: after something is broken, no matter how sophisticated the instrument is, it can't find the crack.
Answer: feelings.
0 160: What can only be made with one hand?
Answer: cut your nails.
0 16 1: What house caught fire but no one ran out?
Answer: mortuary
0 162: The house is dirty and messy. How can I clean it up in the shortest time?
A: Close your eyes, out of sight is clean.
0 163: Where can I risk my life?
Answer: Hospital.
0 164: I can't buy any cloth in the cloth shop.
Answer: Songzan Gambu
0 165: What can't be magnified with a magnifying glass?
Answer: Angle.
0 166: What will happen to the fans if the girl idol unfortunately becomes a vegetarian due to a car accident?
Answer: awesome.
0 167: She became a mother before giving birth to or raising children, and before claiming adopted sons and daughters. Excuse me, who's calling?
Answer: the groom
0 168: Is the story of Alibaba and the Forty Thieves an Oriental Night Tan or a Western Night Tan?
Answer: It's not a fantasy.
0 169: What color are the teeth of black and white babies?
Answer: The baby has no teeth yet.
0 170: Why can Lao Wang's horse eat Lao Zhang's elephant?
Answer: Because they are playing chess.
0 17 1: Why do you say that women will get married if they wear high heels?
Answer: Because wearing high heels is slow, it is easy for men to catch up.
0 172: Lao Gao walked ten kilometers by bike, but the surrounding scenery never changed. why
Answer: He rides an indoor exercise bike.
0 173: Six-year-old Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her?
Answer: Mom asked Dad to repair Xiaoming.
0 174: What kind of people are most likely to go to extremes?
Answer: Eskimos.
0 175: Wolf is coming:: Guess a fruit name.
Answer: carambola
0 176: Why do police wear white belts?
Answer: pants will fall off if you don't bring them.
0 177: What is the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Peak.
0 178: How many sides does a circle have?
A: Two sides, one outside and one inside.
0 179: Why do you have to invite people to dinner when you get married or have a funeral?
Answer: First, it was announced that there was one more person to eat at home, and then it was announced that there was one less person to eat at home (www.cmy 123.com).
0 180: how to make the equation X+I=IX hold in the simplest way?
Answer: 1+X
0 18 1: This word is not difficult to guess. Confucius guessed for three days. What is this?
Answer: Crystal.
When is 0 182:4-3 = 5?
A: When the calculation is wrong.
0 183: Why do snakes peel?
Answer: Because the skin itches.
0 184: Why is there a podium in the classroom?
Answer: Improve the status of teachers.
0 185: Why can't the sky cannon shoot the stars?
Answer: Because the stars will shine.
0 186: This word is not difficult to guess, and it is inseparable. What is the word, please?
Answer: Noodles.
0 187: What should I do if I find that I have no money after eating in a restaurant?
Answer: Credit card or credit.
0 188: beauty contest-guess the name of a country
Answer: Israel
0 189: Can a blue pen write scarlet letters?
Answer: Of course, you can write in scarlet letters.
0 190: What is the largest organ in the human body?
Answer: bold and bold.
0 19 1: It takes 30 seconds for the wall clock to strike six times, and how many seconds does it take to strike 12?
Answer: 66 seconds
0 192: How many letters are there in English?
Answer: No letters are in Chinese.