In our daily life, everyone is familiar with those classic quotations. Quotations are short and pithy, and do not emphasize literary color. Do you know what kind of quotations can be called classics? The following are the classic quotations from Han Han and Weibo that I collected for you. I hope they will help you.

Han Han Weibo's Classic Quotations 1 1. I've probably seen a car hit a person or a big dog ten times with my own eyes. I found that among the drivers I witnessed, the first thing everyone did after getting off the bus was to see how their car was injured.

2. When my first single was released, I suddenly heard that Zheng Jun on the other side of the mountain seemed a little boastful, because the title of the song was "Elopement", but Zheng Jun said that he decided to sing this song several years ago today, as evidenced by his prediction in a book called "Warm Kitchen Knife". Of course, he may choose his own book as Mao Zedong's and read it repeatedly in each hand. I still don't know this thing. When the reporter asked me, I was confused and completely misunderstood the name. I wonder how a rookie can be so enthusiastic.

3. After research, I found that Zheng Jun likes to say that XXX is not music, or accuses XXX of not knowing music. This is my least favorite. What A Niu? That's not music, Super Girl. That's not music. Their audience doesn't understand music. Zheng Jun's folk songs are the music of the whole world.

Since I put forward to return this 500 yuan, the claimants have been very enthusiastic. If each claimant gives it to 500 yuan, I estimate that the new book is divided into two parts, and it is enough to publish what is written now.

In fact, the five-star hotel in Peking University is not a pioneering work or feat. I guess it was actually the "Crowne Plaza Fudan" five-star hotel that Peking University leaders saw when they went to Fudan for exchange, and they jumped to their death in Fudan. They felt very comfortable after staying, so they decided to build one themselves.

6. As for the five-star hotel in Fudan, many people say that it is the material of my life, and advertising everywhere makes people benefit. Is Sister Juping there? Take them all away!

Han Han Weibo's Classic Quotations 2 1. I used to see beggars give money, but as soon as they gave money, a large group of people came out, and if they didn't give it, they held your legs. Now I only give money to disabled beggars who obviously can't take care of themselves. Is it easy for them? In this industry, competition is so fierce.

2. Caller: Han Han, you are so ignorant. Your education, housing, shopping malls, hotels and hospitals are all raised by the state. Han Han: I think this comrade obviously confuses welfare with business. All of the above are business matters. Compulsory education has not been really compulsory until now, so I won't say anything else. Thank the country for building hospitals for us and setting an international precedent.

3. I really broke the contract before, and I don't know how to cherish it. If you give me another chance, I will say, I will sue you.

4. Wang Shuo said that he had no education, but he was actually swearing, just hiding deeper. Just like Liu Xiang said he couldn't run fast, he was scolding you turtles. He has many classic works. In China, it must be good to have a cow's work but no one calls him a master. Whatever his later works are, what he left behind is enough. However, there are even so-called "writers" born in 1980s who think that Wang Shuo should "set a literary example and should not act spontaneously". Is this what a writer in his twenties should say? I don't know. I thought it was a government work conference. As a real writer, honesty is particularly important. At an early age, you should be bloody. There is no turmoil and suffering in this society for the time being. You just learned to write some greasy articles on your knees. The wind is back, you can't stand straight, the wind continues to blow, and you are all cannon fodder. After reading your remarks, it's too late for me to pretend that I don't know you. Why should I speak for you? Just because I was born about your age, I have to hold a group? I have only heard that like-minded people want to form a party, but I have never heard that people of the same age want to form a gang.

The best way to deal with these abusive people is as long as I live better than you. The more you scold me, the better. Scold is bound to collapse. For example, if I win the Nobel Peace Prize one day, it is estimated that I will collapse a lot.

I asked the shepherd a question, but people didn't answer. Yu said that you should not understand such basic cultural knowledge. In fact, to be fair, Maki Ka should also ask one more question. How many months does a ewe give birth to a lamb? I thought you were literate. Please answer me.

7. Sport has its own culture, so the world champion of a sport is the greatest achiever of this culture. You think that stupid textbook you read is called culture. Don't embarrass yourself. If that's all you know, you don't need culture. Just cremate.

8. They think that some China directors always win prizes because they like to show foreigners China's ignorance and backwardness in order to please foreigners. I want to ask them, do you think there is anything to show off in China besides expensive houses? Do you think foreigners will think you are awesome if the scenes in the movie are the Oriental Pearl and Pudong Airport? Do you think foreigners think you are fashionable by letting the protagonist wear PRADA and drive a BMW? You should show foreigners those pediatric movies that you don't think are backward. Isn't that flattering?

9. Growing up, I have always admired people who study literature. What is there to study about illusory literature? But some people have really studied it, and it seems that China is doing well in this line now. Few people read A Dream of Red Mansions, The Analects of Confucius or The Three Kingdoms, but books written by people who study these three things are particularly popular.

10, our poor China writer, director China, has been made stupid by the Nobel Prize and Oscar. I suggest that these two awards be awarded to China. If a male artist can give a consolation prize, if a female artist can give a consolation prize. Twenty pieces must be specially prepared for China every year, otherwise many artists in China will be possessed.

165438+ However, seeing so many people indulging in this trade-off, calling from time to time for "let them have more children, punish them to death, punish half of their property, arrest them and sentence them, so that they can't turn over and be content with the shame column" really makes me feel that we are still far from being rich and strong. It's terrible and pathetic that the rich have one more child and a group of people want you to go to jail.

12 I think, just like talking, if you have something to say, don't force it, or everyone will be speechless.

13. In Wang Meng's mind, Liu Xiang should say this: The Olympic Games, also known as the Olympics, the Olympic spirit is unity (pause for three seconds and applaud) and mutual promotion. Today, I am very happy. With the help of athletes from all over the world, I was lucky enough to win the championship. If we compete again, the champion may not be me, but him, him, him. Winning this championship fully shows that China is a sports power and the national fitness policy is correct. Finally, I hope everyone can still compete for style and spirit.

It's enough to talk like this, and it's definitely no problem to fight for mental illness.

14. After the victory and before the competition, the joy and pressure of the athletes are beyond Wang Meng's understanding now. Wang Meng also said, don't raise the competition to the political level, then how can you raise the testimony of athletes to the political level? Even if an athlete talks to an official at a meeting and gives a report, Europe will not sue, so it is estimated that it is too late to laugh.