2. Q: How do you praise girls with dark skin? A: At first glance, you are not a superficial person!
3. Chinese dream, fertility dream, my dream. This is not a spoof slogan on the Internet, but what I saw in the Maternal and Child Health Hospital today.
4. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but there are many WIFI nearby, but we don't know the password.
5. Mathematics depends on talent for three points, hard work for seven points, and there is nothing I can do about the remaining 90 points …
6. Busting is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.
7. Nowadays, the mobile phone is so expensive. When you fall and hear a click, your first concern is that the screen of the mobile phone is cracked, not the bone is cracked.
8. "I married a wealthy businessman, but my husband can't have children. I hope you can help me. " "What do you mean?" "I want a child, as long as you can fulfill my dream of being a mother and reward me with a large sum of money, 5 million!" "Mom!"
9. A very popular joke on the Internet: the sentence is incisive and funny, and I feel embarrassed after reading it: "I don't buy this set!" "It smells like rubber, right?"
10. Now some students like to invite people to dinner when they have nothing to do, while others want to stop them from giving money. Is this the time for us to eat soft rice? For such students, I only have four words: please contact me!
1 1. If you miss the woman who loves to rummage through her mobile phone, you will meet all the women who love to rummage through her wallet.
12. It doesn't matter if I am a warm man. I can tolerate being a "central air conditioner", but please don't call me "floor heating" because of my height, okay?
13. Since my leg was broken last time, I found that there is still love in this world. My girlfriend never left me, took care of me, and chewed fruit for me. But now I want to eat some fruits other than sugar cane …
14. A very popular joke on the Internet: the secret to dealing with women's horoscope: beauty, line, buy, not fat. My mistake.
15. I went to tell my fortune today. The Taoist priest said that I am 75 years old, and I am only 18 years old this year. So I picked up the car keys and ran at high speed. I'm afraid I can live to be 75.
16. Wife is Lu, brother is Niu. Don't go the wrong way if you have money. Don't sell cattle without money. A great god saw this sentence and asked, "What about cows on the road?"
17. You can be strong first this Spring Festival: Why don't you ask seven aunts and eight aunts to have another one? In a caring tone.
18. I'm so shy to meet my parents for the first time. I don't know whether my aunt is gentle or not, and whether my uncle is fierce or not. I'm so nervous. What should I do? After all, I hit people first.