Today, a great event happened in the soul world. Yamamoto came back from a trip to the human world. Nobody cares about it. If Yamamoto hadn't held a welcome party for himself, no one would have noticed him at all. If Yamamoto hadn't made an amazing speech, no one would remember him at all.

Yamamoto: "The unhealthy atmosphere in our spiritual world has led to a series of events. Starting today, I won't allow this to happen again. I want to learn from the world, strictly regulate rules and regulations, and rectify unhealthy trends, so .....................................................................................................................................................

Looking at the sleeping lovers in the audience, kira yamato secretly read comics, talked about the bow and angle of love, eavesdropped on MP3 soldiers, and looked at Taro Hua and others in a daze. Kiyoshi Yamamoto cleared his throat: "I stipulate that all men below the deputy team will die, including the deputy team cutting board!" "

Silence ...

After leaning his head on the table to fall in love, Ji looked up and bumped into a corner of the table. His bow and mouth twitched and a black line appeared in the corner of his face. The soldier unplugged his headphones to determine whether he was hearing voices. Hua Taro's white eyes expanded by 979,878 times.

Yamamoto explained: "Every school in the world is like this, and we should learn from them. In addition, men should not have long hair. "

"Ah ah! Ah ah! ! ! ! ! "All the deaths are screaming.

Kira yamato wept bitterly: "My hair, my handsome hair, I won't see you soon ~ ~ ~".

Xiubing: "Just cut your two haircuts."

Kira yamato: "What do you know? This is my carefully cared hair ~ ~ ~ "

Xiubing felt his long hair and said disdainfully, "Isn't it just a haircut?" As for crying so much? "

He touched his bald head in a corner and said contemptuously, "That's right, man. What's the big deal with a haircut?"

Kira yamato: "Your two heads have met the requirements. Of course not! "

Bow crouched in the corner and drew a circle: "My beautiful hair, my beautiful hair!" .......................................................................................................................................................

A corner: "Are you all right?"

Bow kiss fell into the corner of his arms. "Will you still love me if I cut the board?"

I imagined a bow kiss in the corner, but I couldn't help flying to WC to spit.

Bow kiss cried: "I not only lost my hair, but also lost my love!" " ! ! "

Hua taro is in a hurry. "What should I do? Although I am not beautiful, I want to have my hair cut ~ ~ ~ "

Seeing the soldier passing by, Hua Taro stopped him. "Let's protest against Yamamoto, and you don't want to cut your hair!" ! ! ! "

The soldier touched his hair. "Anyway, it's time to cut down. It doesn't matter. "

Flower taro tears: "I forgot that your hair has met the requirements ~ ~ ~ ~"

Look in the mirror in the age of love, "I don't care what hairstyle I keep ~ ~ ~"

Hua taro thought of a plan: "I remember some places on your head are bald."

Love time: "That's right."

Hua Taro: "If you have long hair, it really looks good, but if you leave an inch board, your baldness will be completely exposed, and the rest of the place will have hair, just like an uncut lawn ..." (Please imagine the inch board version of your second love)

Hua Taro painted an imaginary picture.

Looking at the photo, I trembled all over.

Love screams: "Never cut your hair! ! ! ! ! ! ! "

So, Abe, kira yamato, Hua Taro and Gong He, who refused to give Yamamoto a haircut, only to find that the commander was there.

Ichimaru: "Isn't it just a haircut? As for such pain? "

Kira yamato: "Captain, can you imagine what it would be like if I cut 1/4 inch steel plate?"

Ichimaru thought for a moment: "It's fresh and delicious. It will not block the eyes, so as not to reduce vision. "

Kira yamato shed tears: "When I die, my vision will not change."

Aizen: "Captain Yamamoto must have his reasons for doing this. No big deal. Just do it. "

Bai Zi: "Can't you even follow this rule?"

Love time: "Shit! Of course you don't have to cut it! "

Bai Zi glared: "What did you just say?"

Khan: "Forget it."

Bocun: "Only you nosy people care about hairstyles."

Love time: "You never have to worry about hair anyway."

Chunshui: "Young man, cut your hair more and grow faster."

Love time: "when we die, we can't grow our hair after cutting it."

Dong Xian: "After all, this is a person without quality. My family is not here to repair soldiers, but the quality is still different. "

Love time: "nonsense, that guy doesn't have to cut, of course he won't come."

Rivangu: "nosy guy."

Love time: "Why should I be scolded by you, a little P child?"

Kemba: "This is a good opportunity. You can also change your ugly hairstyle."

Bow pro: "It looks better than yours."

Merry: "It's better to wear a mask."

Love time: "..."

Floating bamboo: "If you don't obey, Captain Yamamoto will be embarrassed. Let's cut it. In addition, it is not bad to keep short hair. "

Love time: "You have long hair yourself."

Hua taro said trembling, "well ... why only let the deputy team cut their hair below?" If you want to cut it off, you should work together ...................................................................................................................................................................

I am not afraid of falling in love. I said loudly, "Yes, if you want to cut it, you can cut it together, otherwise it will be difficult to convince people."

Bow and kiss for the sake of hair, and don't care so much. Then he said, "Captain just said it's no big deal to cut hair, so set an example and cut it together."

Kira yamato: "Yes, everything should be fair."

The audience fell silent again.

Yamamoto said: "That's right, your captain should set an example and cut it!" " "

"Ah ah! Ah ah! ! ! ! ! "It's the captain's turn to scream.

Ichimaru smiled and looked at kira yamato: "You deliberately dragged me into the water!"

Kira yamato repeatedly retreated: "Captain, we should join hands to deal with Captain Yamamoto .............................................................................................................................................................! ! ! ! "

The screams in the captain's room of the third team continued until the next morning.

Aizen said to himself in the mirror, "I am a gentleman when I wear glasses, and my hair on my back is BOSS." What's wrong with letting me cut the hair of a hot-blooded teenager? ~ ~ ~"

Young Sen shouted, "Captain, cut your hair. Please don't run away for such a thing! ! ! ! "

The camp of the fifth team was razed to the ground overnight.

Urahara's corpse-soul barber shop welcomed its first guest today-Captain Dead Wood.

Love stopped him: "I said captain, you don't really want to cut it!" " "

Bai Zi looked calm: "Rules are rules."

Love time: "What if you cut it into inch plates and only some pliers are left ..."

White boy still looks calm, just a drop of sweat.

Love time took out a picture: "This is an imaginary picture I asked Hua Taro to draw."

Bai Zi silently took the painting, looked at it again and again quietly, slowly lowered his head and whispered, "Thousand Sakura."

"Ah, captain, calm down! Calm down! ! ! ! ! "

Beautiful cherry blossoms appear over the barber shop. If manager Urahara hadn't opened the shield of blood cloud in time, I'm afraid blood would have spilled on the spot.

Baicun leisurely drinking tea, "is it not a haircut? What's the big deal? Anyway, I have no hair. "

The seventh team is quiet.

Chunshui drank the bottle all night, crying while drinking: "It doesn't matter what happened to my head, my floating bamboo has a beautiful hair." ! ! ! It hurts to think of it ~ ~ ~ "

Seven silk looked at him carefully: "Captain, if you beheaded, wouldn't you be like Ichigo's father?"

The spring water has been petrified.

Dong Xian stared blankly into the distance and kept saying, "Why should I cut off my head ... why should I cut off my head ... why should I cut off my head ..."

Xiubing called: "120? There is a neuropathy here. "

Dong Xian suddenly stood up and shouted, "Will Bocun still like me after cutting my head?" No, I don't want a haircut! ! ! ! "

The soldier hugged him: "Captain, calm down, 120 will arrive soon! ! ! ! "

Rivangu compared the clipper to his head.

Juju: "Did you really cut it?"

Rifangu: "I have to pay to go to the barber shop, so I might as well cut it myself."

Chaos chrysanthemum Khan: "This is not a problem. Aren't you afraid of getting ugly? "

Rivangu: "The most important thing for a man is his ability. It doesn't matter how he looks. "

Juju: "Young Mori hates men with short hair."

The pusher in Rivangu's hand landed.

Kemba stayed up all night reading hairdressing magazines. "I can't. No matter what I think, I can't hang bells on the inch board any more. Oh, my God! ! ! ! "

Eight thousand streams: "I think it's better for you to change your hairstyle, but it can't be an inch board."

Merry fell down on the experimental platform crying. "Finished, I can't develop a hair tonic that can grow long hair in a day! ! ! "

He Huan: "Even if it is developed, Captain Yamamoto will not let you use it."

Merry cried and said, "I don't want a haircut!" ! ! ! "

Acacia: "It doesn't matter, anyway, you won't take off your mask for ten thousand years."

"Why do I have to cut the board inch ~ ~ ~" Floating bamboo sadly returned to the chariot.

"Captain ~ ~ ~" His men set and looked at him with tearful eyes.

Floating bamboo sweat, "what's the matter?"

"Captain, should we say goodbye to your long hair ~ ~ ~"

Floating bamboo sweat.

Yin Qing Pima Dai Xiao: "Captain, we are holding a memorial service for your long hair. Please be sure to attend. "

There are memorial tablets of chrysanthemum, elegiac couplet and floating bamboo in the center of the chariot.

Floating bamboo said helplessly, "then ... I'm still alive."

13 team cried.

The next day, all the gods of death gathered together and decided to join hands with Yamamoto and never behead him.

Death constantly rebelled against Yamamoto, but Yamamoto was so powerful that countless protests ended in failure. The urgent task is to cut the board inch by inch.

At this critical moment.

Lucia was sentenced. Originally, she committed only a small crime, but when Airan went to Urahara to buy an additive, she heard that she had a super additive carefully developed by Urahara in her nucleus, and she could grow half a meter of hair in one day. So blue dye designed to punish Lucia with bipolar disorder.

Because of this, Ichigo and others entered the soul world, and Yamamoto announced that he would solve the haircut after defeating the enemy, so all the gods of death were grateful to the travelers and wished them to stay for ten and a half days before leaving.

This is also the reason why Ichimaru deliberately spared the travel disaster at the gate.

I was lucky in the travel accident and kept fighting, but I also met the kind Hua Taro for help. However, some people say that Hua Taro actually did it to delay the time of cutting the board, but due to insufficient evidence, it was just a guess.

After defeating more than N people, such as Yi Jiao and Jianba, Ichigo and Aiji launched the decisive battle of the century. Although Aki also wants to stall for time, he really gnashes his teeth at Ichigo.

"I don't have such long hair!"

Love kept repeating this strange sentence that Ichigo couldn't understand.

However, this battle ended in the failure of love. This also made death breathe a sigh of relief.

Strangely, Bai Zai was put into prison without mercy, but some people say that Bai Zai was so angry because he almost killed a tourism disaster. Because the accidental death during the trip means that he will lose that long hair.

Later, Chusen found the body of Aizen and read the letter left by Aizen, which said that he was cut by a child in Rifangu, was heartbroken and committed suicide.

Komori's heart ached like a knife. Like a madman, he wanted to shave Rifan Valley into baldness with Mei Fei. Rifangu had no choice but to knock her out and decided to shave Ichimaru, who was laughing beside her, into the Mediterranean Sea. Chaos chrysanthemum really can't bear to see her beloved people turn into the Mediterranean, so she must stop them.

After some fighting, the travelers kindly released the water, but Mei Liran ran away because she saw a beautiful hair on the well and almost killed two people. Fortunately, Ishida's burning universe defeated him.

The reapers realized that if they didn't give them a hand, they might die soon, so besides Ye Yi and Hua Taro who joined the team from the beginning, Ken Ba and Jill also joined the team.

Lucia should be executed.

Not only the above-mentioned characters turned their backs, but also clever floating bamboo, spring water and others joined the battle with the sign of "resolutely not beheading".

Aizen, Ichimaru and Dong Xian completely defected.

The scuffle began.

Watching more and more people betray themselves, more than n people advised Yamamoto to take back his life, but Yamamoto was determined not to compromise on the principle of no joking. Not only that, but also dueled with Chunshui and Floating Bamboo, saying that they would cut off their hair by themselves.

In desperation, Mao Zhihua decided to fake the imperial edict and let everyone know with a printed tie: "No need to behead!"

Finally, spring blossoms, the crisis has passed, and everyone is United again.

But the battle was not over, and Aizen decided to kill Lucia and get rid of the extra agent.

Aizen: "Mao Zhihua, you can lie to others, but you can't lie to me. Old Yamamoto is so easy to compromise. You must have forged the imperial edict. "

However, Aizen's trick failed. At this critical moment, everyone appeared to stop him, and his wife Ichimaru and son Dong Xian were arrested. At this time, Dayu tore the sky and rescued three people.

Ichimaru turned around and said, "I'd rather give up everything than keep my hair. Sorry. "

Chaos chrysanthemum tears: "Please run away, I'd rather watch you be the boss than be stubborn."

Bocun roared: "Go away, Dong Xian, do you just want to escape the justice of abandoning you?"

Dong Xian: "You wouldn't understand without hair. The boss is small and the inch board becomes bigger. "

Bai Cunhan.

Floating bamboo: "blue dye, did you land to escape from the inch board?"

Aizen: "You are too simple, floating bamboo. Do you think old man Yamamoto really let you go? That was just a false imperial edict. Things are solved, and you still can't escape the fate of inchboard. "

This sentence is like a heavy artillery shell, n people are shaken, and everyone looks back at Yamamoto.

Yamamoto: "I never said I didn't need a haircut."

The Aizen family of three disappeared into the air.

They looked at them and were silent for a long time.

It is said that at that time, Merry secretly used a reading machine to spy on everyone's thoughts. In fact, 99.98% people have the idea of going with Aizen.

Later, Ichimaru sneaked back to dig a corner, and his salary was three times higher than that of the soul world. He doesn't have any requirements for hair style, and his clothes are beautiful, which can fully show the perfect figure of a handsome guy. Moreover, everyone has a special stylist to help design handsome and practical masks, and his pension and endowment insurance are far better than those in the spiritual world. The captain, vice captain and players of the thirteenth team all agreed to go with him.

The lineup of the mask legion has expanded n times at once.

On the other hand, Ichigo, who became a death agent, was surprised that the enemy was too strong. He wanted to go back to the soul world to find out, but found that the soul world was empty and Yamamoto was completely unemployed.

As a result, the powerful soul world was destroyed by the problem of inch board.