No matter in school or in society, everyone will inevitably contact or use quotations, which have the characteristics of distinctive views and profound ideological content. What kind of quotations are heart-to-heart quotations? The following are the classic quotations of domineering, which I compiled. Welcome to read the collection.

If you had to choose one of (1, Chris Lee 2, Sister Furong 3, Ruhua 4, Lv Xiulian) and get married immediately, what would you choose? -Choose four.

The monitor screen has been shaking slightly. what can I do? -You've been shaking. When your frequency and amplitude are consistent with the display, you won't feel anything.

Are there any fattening drugs on the market? What can I eat to get fat? The simpler the better! Yes, it only takes a while to get fat immediately. The way is to find a hornet's nest and put your hand in it and stir it twice. Oh, just for a moment. I promise to be so fat that I don't even know your mother.

Why do wizards ride brooms instead of benches? -Because riding a broom is much more handsome than sitting on a bench, you can pretend to be a sweeper when you meet the enemy (awesome, you can't beat it yourself).

Both girls like you, one is beautiful and talented, and the other is gentle and housekeeping. Which one do you choose? -Divorce your family first

What do you do when you want to cry and don't want to be seen? -Put your hands on other people's eyes

What is the most effective way to give up a person and forget? -Study Altman.

What do you think of going to Starbucks and sitting with a notebook all afternoon? -it's better than sitting in Yonghe soybean milk with a notebook.

Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? -Lao tze urine is a royal military salute!

Twins, brother's name is Tianlong, what's brother's name? -Eight departments

I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend the rest of my life with you?

Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

Hands in pockets, nobody loves them.

Saying that money is a sin, everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

Don't try to be brave after dark without health insurance and life insurance. ...

During the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers or find acquaintances.

Piano, chess, painting and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.

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