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1. A mysterious rope!

I can't see my forehead!

3. I am infected ~ ugly!

4: Once upon a time, there was an ugly penguin! He is so ugly, everyone is so ugly! It's over.

5. What is big pink? Send a big star to your friend ~ ~ ~ (Playing with Spongebob in Spongebob pants, Spongebob didn't get a driver's license in that episode. 6. Where's my candy? My candy is gone! (full of chocolate, shouting)

7. Spongebob, do you want to be special? Then stretch out your little finger, like me, yes, yes, a little higher ~ ~ ~ (totally illogical, but Patrick thinks it is a special behavior)

8. Oh, but I have no money. I think I have to lend you 25 cents. (In the episode of Bubble Shop, Patrick bought Spongebob's bubble water and borrowed money from Spongebob. Spongebob lent it to him, and then Patrick gave it to Spongebob. )

9. my god ~ quarter, I've always wanted quarters!

10. If I were a mother, I think I would scare people.

1 1. I can't believe my ears!

12. Will it hurt?

13. Please call me Dr. Paidaxing and Professor Jia! (Pai Daxing said when he saw the three bosses who helped Sandy invent things in Beechburg: monkeys, baboons and orangutans. )

14. In the episode of "Poseidon", the Golden Chef Shovel sent a big star to encourage the unconfident Spongebob: "Don't give up your dream, Spongebob. Someone once told me that you can never see clearly and your head will always be stuck in the fog. But look at me now. Let's go Go and hit him! "

15. In the episode of Spongebob's ass injury, when Spongebob fell from the air and broke into countless pieces, he said, "Do it again! I didn't see it! "

16. In the episode of Spongebob Learning Magic, Patrick said to Spongebob, "Turn me into mayonnaise so that I can eat myself."

17. "Spongebob, do you like the ball I gave you?"

18. "forever, forever, forever ..." (Spongebob decided to stay at home forever because of his hip injury)

19. Spongebob: "Patrick, I didn't know you had a famous ancestor?"

20: These chocolates can make you less ugly (for a starfish just like Patrick).

2 1: hey! Dad! Mom! (Actually, it's Spongebob's parents)

22: Crab boss, Squidward Tentacles and Sandy thanked Spongebob for everything, only one big star said, What ... What did you do? Spongebob gave him a fish trap this afternoon.

23: Spongebob ~ Look, here is a box ~ Let's play box games ~

Sandy: Patrick, will you stop being silly? Patrick: That will take another three months.

25: Patrick said to frustrated Spongebob: "Grandma likes children, but she can't always treat you like a child!"

26: Pai Daxing: "You are huge, I am huge, he is huge, now it is huge, and half of it is huge."

Patrick: "I thought about it. Since you won't be friends with me, I'll let you be Spongebob and Patrick! " "

28: Let's catch jellyfish!

Patrick: "You yellow lump."

Spongebob, don't go to the hospital. It's terrible there. They will show you very old magazines.

3 1: Well, that cloud looks like a cloud.

32: Hey buddy ~

33: Patrick: (Spongebob's grandmother gave him a sweater in a surprised tone) "Ah, it's a hat."

34: Patrick said, "I can't tell the difference between men's and women's toilets."

35: Do you have a quarter?

A fool never knows how stupid he is.

Please call me Professor Bai Daxing and Dr. Jia.