I won't tell you if I die. You haven't played the honey trap yet.
You bitch like to take advantage too much. If you took someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic.
Life is like a play, it all depends on acting.
5 I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it.
From heaven to hell, I passed by
Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.
8 Not superstitious, only charming.
Life is like toilet paper. Talk as little as possible if you have nothing to do.
10 life has no rehearsal, and it is broadcast live every day, which not only has low ratings, but also low wages.
1 1 As long as you are thin, everything is versatile; If you are fat, everything is useless.
12 in the past, my love was like a dwarf hanged by a bush.
13 How far is it forever? Get out, boy. Get out of here Keep leaving here.
14 wife is a TV, lover is a mobile phone, watch TV at home, and take a mobile phone when going out; Sell TV in bankruptcy, get rich and change mobile phones, watch TV occasionally and play mobile phones all day.
15 I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.
There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?
17 There is an animal that looks like a human.
My name is Yu, and my nickname is Runtu.
19 life is 1g brain with 2g troubles.
Not afraid of stealing tools, but afraid of stealing children to understand technology.
2 1 It's all water, why should it be filled with alcohol? If it's a pervert, why pretend to be a sheep?
Close my eyes and I see my future. ......
Love doesn't matter, hate doesn't matter, as long as everything doesn't matter
I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out
If others pretend, I have to pretend to be experienced.
I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.
I have grace and temperature, I am not open to reform, I am not violent, I am bad, but I am passionate about jade.
The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.
Quiet as a virgin, crazy as a rabbit.
30% of people are not smart, and they are as bald as others.
3 1 Most women like a man for only one reason, that is, she doesn't know him.
Being hit by youth, I didn't apologize, but pretended that nothing had happened. So I gave you a good beating. As a result, my youth was black and blue. . .
33 finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore ~ ~.
Don't think that you can pursue your elder sister with Ximen Qing's face. She is not Pan Jinlian.
Ever since I left you, someone has asked me: Do you always sterilize your eyeballs in tears?
Don't think I am out of reach just because I am handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.
Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.
It's not that we always stay in bed, but we really feel bad about this accommodation fee, or it's all wasted.
Only mom is good in the world, and so is dad.
At your age, it's already below the issue price.
4 1 Strongly condemn those students who sleep in class. You have increased the workload of aunt cleaning-besides sweeping the floor every day, you have to wipe off the saliva on the table.
If you don't have health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.
43 made a mistake, or forget it, anyway. .
My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.
We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.
Don't cry at my grave, it stains my path of reincarnation.
Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It will always be discovered after a long time.
College students nowadays are too incompetent. Come and copy porn, and cut it
Quoted from the Internet Thunder Man
1, if it's not amazing, it's ugly. I can't see the world clearly because the pixels in my eyes are too low.
You terrible alien, you came to earth to fight for your career?
4. Others have backgrounds, and I only have backgrounds.
5. Prerequisite for marriage: having a car and a house, and both parents are dead.
If you want to go, I won't stop you. If you want to die, I will help you!
7. People have a lot of backgrounds, but I only have my back.
As a typical loser, you are really successful.
9. Handsome is useless! Didn't it end up being eaten by a chess piece?
10, a woman without talent is a virtue, and I must be too wicked.
1 1. It is better to fight with smart people than to talk to fools.
Actually, I just want to go to the beach with you to watch the sunset.
13, what a waste. Why don't you go to Yikang Hospital to do it?
14, are you tired? Tiredness is right, comfort is reserved for the dead.
15, times have changed, who will be waiting for you there?
16, it's really not as good as a red envelope, and feelings are just sexual needs.
17 I wish I knew how to abandon you.
18. If you can't appreciate my beauty, please stand aside.
19, in fact, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are.
20. Whoever has no heartache to endure will pass.
2 1, it's not terrible to fall off the net, but it's terrible to fall off for a while.
22. Others laugh that I have an iphone, and I laugh at others' PHS.
23. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.
Meeting you is like a dream.
25. I am not beautiful, but I may not be able to value you.
After you left yesterday, I felt lovelorn again.
27. You are so black that I am embarrassed to call you an idiot.
28. In the country of dung beetles, selling dung can be successful.
29. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.
30. Life has nothing to do with fate, but one's own choice.
3 1, water is heartless, fire can give birth to people, and fire can also harm people.
32. Life always plays jokes on me, because life loves me.
33. Falling in love is not the hardest thing, but getting along is the biggest challenge.
34. You smiled, and I understand that it was your false happiness.
Look at your face. If Mars hits you in the face, it will bounce back.
36. Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them.
The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.
I don't collect junk, so don't come back after I leave.
39. Half the books in the world are written by fools for fools.
40. I was pulled out before I had time to have sex with others.
4 1, you have been quite energetic since you got mental illness.
42. Bump men can't raise their hands, or the teacher will die.
43. Praise a female classmate in person: You are really a lotus flower!
Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.
45. Fountains are beautiful because water has pressure.
46, you are crazy, I am stupid, wandering on the cliff.
47. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.
48. Besides teeth, there is love.
49. If you haven't loved a few scum, how can you know to shop around!
Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.
5 1, love is like a ghost, many people believe and few people meet.
52. What is love? Love is either lust, caution or diamond ring.
You can say you're sorry, but I won't say it's okay.
54. A man disguised as a woman is called a shemale, and a woman disguised as a man?
Even if my love is cheap, I can't give you a discount.
56. Your skin is so white that I have no nights.
57. Don't cry at my grave, it defiles my path of reincarnation.
58, the role of force is mutual, except the power of love.
59. Face the complexity of life with the simplicity of a glass of water.
Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!
6 1, drink Besunyen Changrun tea, whoosh, the chest is gone.
Don't give me the glad eye, you are not strong enough.
63. They all say that I have no cure and have never seen you.
Give me a fulcrum, and I can hold up a sky for you.
65. The effect of contraception is that if you don't succeed, you will become an adult.
66. I am not a casual person. I'm not just anyone.
67. I shouldn't treat you as a bride. This road does not go to church.
68. Don't let your casual words and deeds make people instantly annoying.
69. People's loneliness can sometimes be seen from the body!
70. I can only go on with my memories, and I won't look for you again.
7 1, these days, you can't even rely on yourself and want to rely on others?
72. The usage of toilet cleaner in your home is the same as that of Fu.
73. The only thing I have in common with the rich second generation is two.
74. We are all stupid, but I am playing dumb. You are really stupid.
75. A woman's best weapon is not tears, but a smile.
You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.
77. People who aim at the top of the mountain will not covet the scenery on the mountainside.
78. The biggest church in the world can't tolerate your sins.
79, finished, you also ignore me, I became a dog ignore!
80. Life doesn't believe in tears. Tears don't mean weakness.
8 1, give me a can of spinach, and I can beat all my opponents.
82. Robbing the rich and helping the poor is the gentlest way.
83. Who is the future girlfriend I am in love with now?
My brain is too small to hold so much knowledge.
85. Toilets have become students' leisure areas these days.
If I don't beat you, I will fall out with you.
87. I love you more than every rainbow smile.
88. I only complain that the red line is not long enough to cover my love for you.
89. How many sentences I love you, and finally I love you.
90. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me!
You are my favorite, but I never drink tea.
92. Living in tragedy shows that God has made me constantly strive for self-improvement.
93. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles!
Please don't seduce my man with your coquettish energy.
95, who should be robbed by who, who became who's obsession.
It doesn't matter if you fall, after all, you are still moving forward.
97. You can see my world, but you can't talk.
My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.
99. The only thing I can go back to is the memory in my heart.
100, I can give up my choice, but I can't give up.
10 1, sorry, your smell is too strong, I look too weak.
102, I'm in no hurry, I have a lifetime to wait for you.
103, I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.
104, as the saying goes, people are jealous of talents, and stupidity is better than stupidity.
105, once he slipped, he became a big cripple, and then he turned around and flashed.
106, just excited about the exam, write the exam number as QQ number.
107, the so-called fat man is a person who is prone to being shot while lying down.
108. I feel invisible for the first time.
109, sister, I must live well and wait for death.
1 10, it hurts to hit me. Okay, stop hitting.
1 1 1. Don't think that if you wear Smith Barney, you won't take the usual road.
1 12, even if you believe it, there is a lie hidden in the middle.
1 13, life. You can't just breathe and fart.
The hope of tomorrow will make us forget the pain of today.
1 15, even if my love is cheap, I can't give you a discount.
1 16, loving you is not the purpose, but the purpose is to love you for a lifetime.
1 17, it thundered. If you do many bad things, don't go anywhere.
1 18. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.
1 19. Even if you take a famous flower, I will replace it with another one.
120, even changes can be made. What else can't be changed?
Release the quotations of network thunder people
I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel bad, you will feel pain. A new round of classic online quotations, to share with you!
Low-key is the best show off!
Loneliness is that there is no one in your heart; Loneliness is when someone in your heart is not around.
The mood of waiting, like the first love girl and other lovers, is afraid that he will not come and that he will mess around.
Holding hands in the street all day is cheating; Being together for a year, holding hands in the street, is a relationship; It is a feeling to be together for five years and still hold hands in the street; Holding hands together in the street for ten years is a family; If we can still walk hand in hand in the street after 30 years, it is love!
In the past, when we talked about friends, we would first ask others if they had any friends. Now you have to ask others if they are gay.
I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel bad, you will feel pain.
If the heart does not move, it will not hurt.
The physical education teacher in junior high school said: whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.
Men dressed as women are called shemale, and women dressed as men? Brother Chun.
I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass.
A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true? !
He said, "You will find someone better than me." I smiled and said, "But I won't be so kind to people anymore."
It's not that I don't laugh, I lose my powder when I laugh!
The story of the stone tells us that all the things you really love are finally scattered, and all the things you mix and match are finally reunited.
Zhou Xun was right in his If, Love. The past has only one meaning, that is, I don't want to go back to the past. Classic quotations network
The most touching thing my father said: "study hard, son." Dad used to play mahjong 10 yuan, but now he plays mahjong 10 yuan for you to learn ... "
The real vagrancy and wandering is that you have no place to go back.
Our biggest rival in love is not a third party, but time.
It is polite to smile at you!
60 shocking quotations _ too classic
1 The tree will die if it is not peeled; People are shameless and invincible in the world.
2 playing with feelings? I'll make you cry rhythmically
Actually, I'm not stupid, but I'm too lazy to be smart.
4 work QQ, refuse to chat, if you want to chat strongly, charge 50 cents, punctuation, half price, 30% off monthly card, double at night.
You said you would love me forever. I was so stupid that I forgot to ask: This life or the next life.
6 the heart turns with the environment is an ordinary person, and the environment turns with the heart is a saint.
I don't care whether you brush your teeth or not, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!
Don't look back, I only love your back.
In fact, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.
10 is so classic now and once so thrilling.
1 1 Either it is love based on marriage, or it is hooliganism.
12 I think I haven't eaten chicken for too long ... why else did I get a little excited when I saw the feather duster yesterday?
13 boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?
14 Don't play videos around. You should be your TV. You can click on it and it will pop up.
15 I want to be a gentle person, but gentleness has depreciated.
16 I will become dirtier in the future, not dirtiest, only dirtier.
17 You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.
18 Go your own way and let others take a taxi!
19 the so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!
Hello, aunt, I'm your son's boyfriend!
Teacher 2 1 told us not to litter, or I would have thrown you away.
What's so great about you? I have crossed more bridges than you have.
What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? Their hair has big curls and small curls.
Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!
For the rest of the 200 years, I never overeated and slept with my husband for a long time.
Give you a woman, can you create a nation? It's all kisses!
My heart is full of love, and all the beautiful women in the world are lovers.
Not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but afraid to open the lid and enjoy one more bottle!
Your mother is your father's cousin?
For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.
3 1 You shameless person, you think the whole world is your mother and everyone wants to spoil you! ?
My mother always treats handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.
The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.
First love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.
Why is your nonsense more than Hunan Satellite TV's advertisement?
36 dear! Do you miss me? Did you dream about me last night? Yes That's great. Then I will ask Yan for leave and come back to see you tonight.
God will forgive me, because that's his job.
How can a policeman have change on him?
The stock market is fiercer than the tiger, and the housing market is fiercer than the stocks.
I really want to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Yeah!
4 1 My sister will get married tomorrow, and my mother will cry sadly. I will comfort my mother not to cry, and I will come back after I get married. Who knows my mother has been back for a long time, and she still doesn't pretend to cry. Your sister thinks I don't love her!
Have you seen my powder?
If you can't change your appearance, you can change your expression.
It's not that I don't laugh, I lose my powder when I laugh!
Where you fall, where you get up, you always fall there. I suspect there is a pit!
Foreigners set up embassies in Dongjiaominxiang, and we are short of China. Why don't we build an embassy in China? After all, China people are too weak.
You can go as far as you want.
I look at the time in the morning not to see what time it is, but to see how long I can sleep.
49. Who says crows are as black as crows? In fact, one is darker than the other!
We should move on and not miss some bad dates. How can I know what is good?
5 1 To be a man, you must be a person who wanders between A Niu and Niu C. ..
I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl. . .
Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.
Weigh yourself. I am very unhappy. I want to eat when I am unhappy.
55 is not a rugged road. You just can't.
I want money and face. I want my wife.
Any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem. The problem is that I am poor.
How do you evaluate your in-laws? He's just like Sanmao, Nezha and King Kong Huluwa.
Don't treat shrimp as seafood.
I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I got fat in one bite.