2. I'm still lamenting the small waist of that year. Look at it now, and I hate it in my spare time.
You can drive without walking, and you can squat in the house without lying on the hillside. The reality is so bleak that there is no car or room in the game.
If the whole world doesn't want you, come to me. I know several traffickers.
If you have no money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big! Not only can you look! You can also look around.
As a single aristocrat, whenever another married person asks me, "Why don't you get married?" I replied in unison, "I don't want to live your life."
When I have bruises, my brain: What's going on? My hand: press it quickly and let me try how painful it is.
Eight. A luxury car passed by me just now and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.
9. My girlfriend bought a lot of clothes today, but poetically explained to me: "Because I gained a few pounds in winter, this spring is their first time to face the world, so I want them to look beautiful and amazing!"
1 Life has deceived me. I was very unwilling, so I turned on the filter, skinning, whitening and long leg special effects. The last crazy retouching cheated me!
Eleven. Several WeChat merchants blatantly deleted it early in the morning, for nothing else, just to let them feel the hardships and twists and turns of success in starting a business.
Twelve. I smoked on the balcony that day, half of which was smoked, and the rest was all smoked by the wind. I didn't follow suit, which may be trouble. But the more I think about it afterwards, the more angry I get. The wind blows!
13. It's tiring to be alive. The so-called friends around me are all close to me for money. The most common sentence they say to me every day is: "When will I pay back the money?"
Fourteen. After running for more than a year, I finally took the position of manager yesterday. I remember what the manager said to me: "Take my broken chair and sit on it. I changed the sofa. "
15. At ten o'clock in the evening, a woman's roar came from upstairs: "What does it matter? What does it matter? " My gossiping heart jumped wildly, bent over the window and listened carefully below. Until I heard the woman continue to shout angrily: "the opposite of each other!" " I closed the window silently.
16. Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to go to work? Because it has morning as well as morning!
17. "Look how fat you are. If you still eat, can you eat snacks? " "Dim sum? What snacks? "
18. Be kind to your wife. Because one day, when you are lying in a hospital bed, it is not necessarily the doctor who dominates your life, nor your buddies who drink and drink, nor those fourth graders, but your wife. Only she has the right to sign "continue to rescue" or "give up treatment"!
Staying up late is really harmful to your health, so every time you go to bed late, you will order a snack, which is delicious.
20. Mom and Dad are really amazing creatures. They believe all the rumors in their circle of friends, but they will expose your lies at a glance.
2 1. My wife always warns me not to find a mistress by crying, making trouble and hanging herself, which makes me very angry because she never makes a third move.
22. If you like someone very much, let him go. If he comes back, it means no one wants this thing!
Twenty-three Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will be beaten; If you lose, you will be scolded. You lost anyway!
24. I heard that you were trafficked. It really scared me. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold to sell you? I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it to you!
Twenty-five Everyone is: I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going deeper; Only I am different, I am: money is nowhere to be found, as poor as a church mouse.
26. After you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and wipe the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough? Of course, pocket money should still be controlled.
Twenty-seven Can you do some activities on your weight, such as 100 minus 20?