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1. Don't think that others are better off than you. In fact, it is nothing more than that they send WeChat friends more frequently than you.

2. If a girl keeps saying that she is going to travel, it means that she is unhappy. If she keeps saying that she is poor and unhappy.

In the past, cars and horses were slow enough to love one person for a lifetime, but now they are fast, and they receive several couriers a day.

4. The goal of the ancients: to cultivate one's morality and govern the country. My goal: to lose weight, get married, go abroad and eat all over the world.

I hope my money can be like my socks. I can't find it when I need it, and I have a lot of money when I clean it up.

6. We are different. I am the kind of person who looks good and has no object, and you look ugly and have no object.

7. My life: I want to go to bed early and hide, but I find myself insomnia.

8. Most foodies, the so-called "going out to play" will eventually evolve into "finding a place to eat and have a rest".

9. The most popular at present

Three major diseases: procrastination, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and difficulty in choosing. To put it bluntly, it is lazy, cheap and poor. 10. I asked him that day: "What is our business, vows of eternal love?" This is an idiom. 1 1. What is the face of others?

Seven minutes is doomed,

Three points depend on dressing up, and one point is doomed to face.

Nine points depend on the filter.

12. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

13. Life is short. Don't waste time hesitating. Buy what you like and chase what you like. Otherwise, how do you know you can't afford it and can't catch it?

14. Don't say "roll" in the future, just change it to "the world is big". You should check it out.

15. Don't think when you are sad.

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16. Sometimes girls dress up just to look good, but they really don't want to attract men, as everyone knows.

17. The reason why I eat myself so round is to avoid being looked down upon.

18. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

19. The princesses were awakened by the prince's kiss, and I was awakened by hunger or urine.

20. I found that some friends usually don't ask you out. How rich do you think their private lives are? In fact, such people never take the initiative to ask others out. If you don't ask him out, he will rot at home.

2 1. neither cold nor hot. The most comfortable temperature in nature, in the emotional world, is the temperature that makes people want to die.

22. Someone left your number to call you. I am different. I didn't answer.

23. Someone sells mimosa on the roadside. I touched it with my finger and found it didn't move. The boss said awkwardly, "Maybe this bark is thicker."

24. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.

25. Some people say that if you fall behind, you will be beaten. Others say that starting with a bird shows that one can always find a reason to beat you.

26. My life methodology, what I can do today, I will finish it tomorrow, and I will give up if I really can't.

27. You are good at comforting others. You must have spent a lot of time on yourself. No, I just stand and talk. It seems easy.

28. gain a pound of meat like a play, and lose a pound of meat like a play.

29. I want to see you. You choose the place. Forest. Desert, starry sky at the end of the world. Grassland, seaside and foggy hutong in the morning. Stop dreaming.

People say you are young and like a student, not because you look small, but because you are rustic.

3 1. Looked at the time, took out his mobile phone and turned on the screen, but qq and WeChat ignored it. Then I put my mobile phone in my pocket and suddenly remembered that I didn't look at the time.

32. The exam is a person's business, but the score is

Seven aunts and eight bitches

Auntie Ba, and Lao Wang and his gang next door.