2, handsome and can drive, that is chess, money and housing, that is the bank.
Distance does not produce beauty, but a third party.
4, an old road outside the door, draw a cross on your chest and shout: Amitabha! Donor, there's a phone call from Allah!
I work hard because I don't want to be played by fate.
6. People have different opinions. People who are different are selfish. As for the public, it is not.
7. I have always believed that as long as one thing is raised at the hearing, it will basically be solved. This is a problem that cannot be discussed.
8. Being a woman of one person is happier than being a goddess of all people.
9. Learning to be excellent is an official. I used to be a scholar-type official, but now I am an official.
10, life is like making a phone call, either you hang up first or I hang up first!
1 1, don't make a promise easily, the promise you can't make is worse than not doing it.
12. Everyone is equal before money and unequal before fate.
13, as long as you work harder and do more things, jealous people will follow, just like a thorn hook hanging on a person, just like being stung by a bee, where there are three evils!
14, mortals focus on wealth and splendor, and they are exposed to the way of longevity, so they abandon their strengths and seek their shortcomings, and they must not lose anything.
15, wealth seems to be god's help, and poverty seems to be a ghost.
16, unjust man, why did you hurt me? /Think about biting off the hand that feeds you!
17, everyone: die for love, die for anger, die for dignity, die for morality, and die for profit.
18, saints serve evil monarchs, and monarchs don't want to govern well. Although the sage tried his best to help him, it is natural that he could not be appreciated and reused because of his character and ambition.
19, Mount Fuji raised the Han flag, drunk Hu Ji under the cherry trees, the Han and Tang Dynasties resumed today, the Tianwei was revived and the Japanese were destroyed, and the Great Wall of Wan Li had one billion soldiers. The country hates children and grandchildren, and is willing to raise a million tigers and wolves, and leap forward to wash Tokyo.
20, women mix well, that is, sister-in-law, mix well, that is * *.
2 1, people who often refuse charity from others are not because of self-esteem, but because of inferiority.
22. People nowadays are really * * * perverts! Today, on a crowded bus, a man was wearing a miniskirt, stockings and braids. It's actually a man! Shit, it took me a long time to find out!
23. Domestic tours are called getting on the bus, sleeping, getting off to take pictures, or getting on the bus, sleeping and getting off to pee.
24. Every woman is always mean to a man.
25. Nowadays, scholars can't see close people, but only talk about big people, so in the end they all sweat and accomplish nothing.
26. Women's tears are useless liquids, but you make women cry, which means you are useless.
27. I would rather be like a child than watch too many things and listen to too many mistakes, just for a lifetime.
I attended a weight-loss class yesterday, and the coach told me to wear loose clothes for training. If I have loose clothes, what should I do in the weight loss class?
29, back to back, thinking is shrinking; After the exam, my body is shrinking more and more.
If you haven't seen my most embarrassing appearance, don't use your imagination to think that I am doing well.
3 1, I also want to be simple, I don't want to understand so many human accidents.
32. In its place, there is no word, and the gentleman is ashamed; A gentleman is ashamed of words but not of deeds.
33. Don't think you are a gourd baby.
You must remember these two points in your life: don't make a decision when you are angry, and don't make a promise when you are happy.
35. God gave us youth and acne.
36. In the workplace, like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever you go.
37. Later generations are not as good as Confucius Yanzi, but they often lament that officials are not up to standard and they are stupid.
Life is like an angry bird. There are always some pigs laughing when they fail.
39. You are right and I am right, but a gust of wind blew out the promise.
40. I can't afford to live in a house after the housing reform, I can't afford to see a doctor after the medical reform, and I can't afford to go to school after the educational reform.
4 1, all kinds of postures and tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.
42. Be less self-righteous and more self-aware in the future.
43. People always deceive themselves, because it is easier than deceiving others.
44. Invest your love in one person and take risks; It is dangerous to put love into many people.
45. A person with high moral character should be valued. If he is not reused, it is his own fault.
46. They all say that my sister is beautiful, but they are all made up.
47. The inequality between the rich and the poor makes education impossible. Although you want treatment, you are all guilty.
48. Damn it! The world is so crazy, mice are mothers to cats!
49. Truth is like hair, it will only get less and less, not more and more.
50. Pubs with dirty air are evil nests that can turn saints into fools!
5 1, some people have just known each other for a while, as if they have known each other for a long time?
52. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.
53. Four evils in the new era: Toyota's chassis, developers' real estate, stock market and ex-boyfriend's hard disk.
54. Where is the beauty? Although it is humiliating, the world cannot be embarrassed; Where is the evil? Although it is high, the world cannot be expensive.
There are no castles in the city, so there are no princes and princesses, but there are many slaves.
56. Many girls got Han Hong's disease, but not Han Hong.
57. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.
58, all that glitters is not gold, * * can't be measured.
59. Four major defects: stock quilt cover; Dirty money was stolen; Looking for an escort to be reported; Viagra is invalid.
60. Many listed companies in China, listed companies, do they operate a listed company or a * * *?
6 1, men hate people who seduce their wives, especially those who give up halfway.
62. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on those closest to them. Change this bad habit and the world will be peaceful.
63. In recent years, the problem of scholar-officials' honesty has become increasingly serious.
Anyone who is shameless can write dozens of modern poems a day.
65. The monarch depends on the country and the country depends on the people. Carving a man to serve the king is still like cutting meat to fill the stomach, and the stomach is full and dead, and the king is rich and the country is dead.
66. If true feelings are so unreliable, what can be believed in the world?
67. Many things in the world are not right or wrong. If there are more people doing it, it will be right or wrong.
68. The strength of ordinary people seems irresistible.
69. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?
70, single cycle, listening to the lyrics, humming songs, singing mood.
7 1, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
72. I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any Japanese!
73. Love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.
74. I have a new love and forgot my old love. I didn't expect that even friendship can use this sentence.
75. Did the child see the ash machine? Answer, there is a hair ash machine.
76, you see how happy he is, what kind of cause and effect!
77. It's terrible to have a brain without knowledge, but what's even more terrible is that my brain was slapped by Brother Chun!
78. There is a kind of person who only does two things: you succeed and he is jealous of you; You failed and he laughed at you.
One of the advantages of having children is that when we get old, someone will push us to the crematorium instead of climbing on our own!
80. Angry people love many things, and they are lonely when they have nothing. If you are unhappy, you will be bound by many things.
8 1, memory will always fade, especially when it is not deep.
There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.
83. People don't investigate where the accumulated injuries come from, but just blame the injured people. What a silly and unreasonable person.
84. If one day, such a scene is written in Huang Wen, I am afraid it will not be a wonderful pen.
85. Dogs that bark loudly are not really capable. They just want to take credit in front of their owners, but with such dogs, those dogs that are really capable will not be lazy.
86. I can't find it anywhere, and I am still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat.
87. Love is like fast food. It doesn't matter what the taste is, as long as it can meet the physiological needs.
88. Trauma leads to loneliness, and confusion leads to doubt; Doubt means that relatives don't need it, and confusion means that people lose their degrees; Loss is chaos, chaos is national danger, and national danger is worry.
89. Later writers gave up practical virtues for flowery words.
90. The best friend is someone who scolds you for putting color above your friend, but in his heart he wants you to be happy all the time.
9 1. Everyone has at least one dream and one strong reason.
If you know yourself, don't test my love with money.
93. We are spiders. We spend all day surfing the Internet, playing games and chatting together!
94. Boys are poor, otherwise they don't know how to struggle, and girls are rich, otherwise a piece of cake will be coaxed away.
95. It's not necessarily * * who cries for pain, but it must be * * who seduces men.
96. I despise two kinds of people most: one is racist and the other is black!
97. With its shelter, the world of later generations has become safe and difficult, but any anger has a great and great impact on people; The disobedience of villains is not unreasonable, but can evil be restrained?
98. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.
99. I love you a thousand times, so I will give you a thousand dollars.