Classic lines of roof love
1, boss: The boys' bathhouse is on the left!
I'm not here to take a shower. I'm here to collect rent.
2. Li Xinai: My father says it seems to be a mess here.
Brother Black Wheel: No, we Tiantai people are very cultured and have a lot of temperament.
Egg flower: if the heart is chaotic, everything is chaotic.
Li Xinai: Wow, what a connotation!
3. Prodigal Cream (Jay Chou): Do you have a wish?
Li Xinai (Li Xinai): I want to be myself, just like you.
4. Sister Molly: We Tiantai people like joking, so don't mind!
5. Studio: You are so naive. I mean sad but not sad, happy or unhappy. Do you think it's weird?
6. Lao Li (Zhong Zhentao): If you really love her, leave her.
7. Brother Black Wheel: Sweet Potato Girl
Sweet potato girl (shy): Brother Black Wheel
Brother Black Wheel: I just want to eat sweet potatoes.
Sweet potato sister (shy): Oh, never mind. Brother Black Wheel can eat as much as he wants!
8. Prodigal Ointment (Jay Chou): If the heart is chaotic, the world will be chaotic.
Jay Chou: I can see you every day. Only you can't see me.
10, Boye Chinese Medicine: The latest medicine, women eat Boba, men eat Boba.
Masses: Change what?
Boye Traditional Chinese Medicine: Dad
1 1, you want to die!
Jay Chou: How about letting me sing a song before I die?
12, we have a tradition here. As long as a pair of fish is picked up by a couple and put into the lover's lake, then the couple will be happy for life.
Prodigal Ointment (Jay Chou): We are just friends.
13, Dad, why don't you teach me martial arts?
Dr. Bo: You can't kick someone just because your legs are so short!
14, Boye: If I hadn't taught you Kung Fu, you would have died.
15, Li Xinai: Hey, let me go, let me go (a kick from the prodigal son's cream).
Director: Kaka! We are filming.
16 everyone (facing the billboard): Hello, sister-in-law!
Prodigal cream: I see you every day. You don't have to know me.
17, prodigal cream: aren't you coming down?
It is enough to have you alone, so we won't continue.
Sister Molly (Xu Fan): What a rare fate it is for you to meet! We Tiantai people are ordinary, but we can also live an extraordinary life.
19, Lao Li (Zhong Zhentao): Never associate with Xiao Ai again!
Sister Molly (Xu Fan): Big star, why did you come to us?
2 1, prodigal cream: We are not lovers.
Fish seller: You become a lover after fishing.
22. Director: You jump, who found the old man?
Li: Director, haven't you noticed?
Uncle (Ceng Zhiwei): At that time, many young stars secretly loved me, and many male stars hated me.
24. Bowling King Rock Climbing Photo (Akon): I haven't climbed out for a long time.
25. Brother Lei (): You hurt your body, but I hurt my heart!
26, Xiaoyu: From the piano room to the classroom, the total number of steps *** 108, in order to see you at first sight.
27. Xiaoyu: But if you really love each other, ten years is a long time.
28. Xiaoyu: I'll tell you a secret.
Xiao Lun: OK.
Xiaoyu: I counted, from the piano room to the classroom, one step *** 108.
Xiao Lun: Boring.
Xiaoyu: Don't talk if you are bored.
Xiao Lun: OK.
29. Xiaoyu: Do you like playing the piano with one hand?
Xiao Lun: Because then the other hand can catch you!
30. Xiaoyu: It's incredible to meet you.
Tiantai classic lines
1, if you really love her, leave her!
2. Open your eyes and show the time.
We see you every day, so we have known you for a long time, but you don't know us.
4, but if you really love each other, ten years has been a long time.
5, watching programs can make people happy, watching programs can cure all diseases.
6, prodigal cream, don't think so much, what is yours is yours, and if it is not yours, it is not yours.
If I hadn't taught you Kung Fu, you would have died.
We have a tradition here. As long as a couple of fish are picked up by lovers and put into the lovers lake, couples will be happy all their lives.
9. I want to be like you in live high.
10, we are here to collect the rent. It's just that you are older than you. Just you guys, put on your clothes quickly, and don't catch cold!
1 1. Never associate with Xiao Ai again.
12, we Tiantai people, even if ordinary, can still live an extraordinary life!
13, there are two men, one is a star, and everything is missing. Besides, this man is an ordinary person. Although he doesn't have much money, his life is colorful. If you were a woman, who would you choose?
14, which is the closest place to the stars in the all-day platform. Your wish will be easier to realize!
15, our clothes, if you buy them and wear them, life will not be down and out.
16, what kind of home cooking? Super, super, super tall, although I haven't eaten it.
17, fuck you! How about singing a song before I die?
18, Boye Chinese Medicine, today's discount!
19, I can see you every day, only you can't see me.
20. Prodigal cream, do you want me to take you to Boye Chinese Medicine Museum to treat your lovesickness?
2 1, boys' bathhouse is on the left! I'm not here to take a shower. I'm here to collect the rent.
LOL's touching classic lines and quotations
1. Only a quick rotation can stop my tears and forget your appearance. An ominous blade.
They all say that I am a strange person wearing oriental armor, but I just want to stand in the front and protect my friends with my pike. -General Manager of Debon
The song is over, the flowers are gone, and the Iraqis are gone, leaving only a sigh. Death singer
4. Charming and charming face I bewitched Qian Qian. I never knew there was someone in my heart. But I can only miss the orb you gave me endlessly. I always take it with me because I can see your figure. Kyubi no Youko Fox.
I woke up, but I don't remember anything. I feel horrible. I wrapped my body and cried alone in the dark. -Mourning Mummy
6. I am only the heiress of a tribe, and you are indeed a noble princess. I am willing to turn the power of my life into three knives to fight for you, just to prove that I am worthy of you, the king of barbarians.
7. I really want to be with you, but you don't allow me. It doesn't matter. When you need help, I will still be there. -Twilight Eye
I planted mushrooms all the way to let you know the way home. -Quick scouts
9. I hurried through everyone, trying to make the overwhelming scenery make me miss you-Master Yi.
10. I blindfolded myself and just wanted to remember one last look at you. I was blindfolded, just to recall the lost beauty. -Blind monk
1 1. Even if the road ahead is confused, even if the world is separated, even if the blade in my hand is broken, it can't stop me from finding your way. Blade of exile
12. When the black rose blooms quietly, who can understand my heart except the mirror? - .
13. I can go wherever I want, but I just want to get into your heart. Dr. Mundo the Madman of Zaun.
14. You like purity, so I make jewelry into armor. However, you can't be reflected in the shining light. Taric.
15. My love for you is like lightning, violent and violent. Darts are my thoughts of you. Angry heart.
16. Running away from home, just to follow your footsteps, but not to be teased by fate, always keeps you and me thousands of miles apart. 17. I come from the deep sea. I have no friends. Nobody plays with me. Only the big shark is my friend. Do you want to play? Fizz the Tidal Trickster.
18. I will always remember the agreement between you and me. The bright beams are all for you.-Smart girl.
19. I foolishly thought that the golden hoop on my head could circle all your love. It's a pity that the golden hoop in my hand can't change the beginning and decide the ending. There is no the Monkey King. I'm just a monkey. -the Monkey King.
20. I am always so worried about you, whether you will be it forever, guarding me. -the daughter of darkness.
2 1. Every card is thinking of you. I won all the bets, but I can't win back your love. Twisted Fate.
22. I have a heart of stone. Only you know that under the hidden fog, I am still so fragile and sentimental. -the shadow of the blade 23. The snow and ice all over the sky froze my heart, but it could not freeze the justice in my heart. I am willing to use my cold body to freeze the evil in this world. -Ice Crystal Phoenix
24. I was born in darkness and will die in darkness. I want my silver crossbow to end the evil in this world. -Night hunters.
25. Things have changed, but I'm still wearing a wedding dress and looking for you in The Dark Widow Maker.
Classic lines of dating experts
Yu Ding: Oh, you don't have to be too confident, because you are a spare tire. It is normal. There are many people in this world who are spare tires. Being a spare tire is not terrible. The terrible thing is to be content and be willing to be a spare tire. Every goddess carries a spare tire or two with her. According to my rough statistics, six out of every ten people have made or are making spare tires. Of these six people, at least four will give up voluntarily because they can't stand it, and one will be abandoned. What we need to do now is to make you pay attention to your girl and become a successful lover. Suzhou, Hangzhou and Hangzhou: It's no use being handsome. It is convenient for him to chase girls everywhere. Money is useful, but money is not for me to spend. Is it different from having no money? In his mind, I am not as valuable as a pair of shoes and a bag.
Liu Lin: You are trying too hard to pursue a person, even if you do, because in the future, for a long time, this person will think that she is the one you are trying to pursue, and she deserves the privilege. In this relationship, you will never be equal.
Yu Ding: There are many ways to commit suicide. Choosing support advantage is a waste of food.
Why are all the goddesses with Gao Fushuai? Why doesn't the goddess belong to the otaku?
Yu Ding: Because there is a cruel reality that even makes you despair, you should know that in this world, besides Gao Fushuai, there are rich and ugly, short and handsome, short and rich and ugly, so women will never belong to otaku.
Therefore, my love is doomed to be a tragedy of unrequited love.
Yu Ding: This is a complete tragedy. You should smile in front of your goddess and her Gao Fushuai, rich and ugly, short, rich and handsome, short and rich and ugly, and turn your tragedy into a humorous episode in other people's comedy life.
Then what's the point of my living?
Urabe: We are a company with professional level and spirit to deal with emotional problems!
Liulin: Divorce several times more, and make up the ex-wives with different animal signs, blood types and constellations!
Liulin: The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love most. The person who makes you laugh is the one who loves you the most.
Yu Ding: First of all, my wife is always right. Second, if the wife is wrong, we must refer to the first point.
Liu Lin: We are all so obsessed with our way of life that we always think that we can only live according to a set pattern, but we forget that we can't meet the right one, sometimes it's just because we can't change the wrong one.
Yu Ding: Why does this Wang Xuzhu have such a back? He has a good back since he was a child.
Liu ling: Of course, he didn't buy a lottery ticket. Even if he knew, there would be no surprise. Grass roots are grass roots, hoping to have the right to choose. Unfortunately, there is no choice at all, or there is only despair, no accident, no gospel, no surprise, no counterattack, no matter how much he believes in love.
Liulin: Love is the most important test in life.
Yu Ding: I'm remembering my college days. I just spent four years.
Suzhou, Hangzhou and Hangzhou: For a foodie, isn't the word love eating the same value as life?
Yu Ding: Pursuing girls is a very expensive thing. Pay the bill if you have money. If you have no money, you must hurry. Behind any romance is humility and bitterness.
Liu ling: What a person feels most sure of is often that he knows the least. Because he is too sure, he will not think again, do one thing without thinking, and make a decision without thinking. Besides being sure of yourself, there is another reason, that is, there is no better way out.
Chen Chaoxian: Life is precious, but love is more expensive. If I am free, I am a free person, so what I like is love, especially the heartache of falling in love at first sight.
Yu Ding: Eliminating Xiao Qingxin is a kind of entertainment that people all over the country like.
Yu Ding: Your life is geometry. Your life is linear algebra.
Liu ling: What a person feels most sure of is often what he knows least. Because he is too sure to think about it again. Do one thing without thinking, and make a decision without thinking. Besides believing in yourself, there is another reason, that is, there is no better way out.
Yu Ding: Who will wear it? The one who wears well is called Armani, and the one who wears badly can only be called Anima!
Suzhou, Hangzhou and Hangzhou: Of these ten men, nine are all 250, and one is not as good as 250. If you don't tell him, he will never know what you are thinking.
Yu Ding: The whole world is rough, so you can be good.
Liu Lin: In love, women are always more emotional than men. Once in love, she will sacrifice more than a man.
Yu Ding: The girl that Miss Ding is chasing is taller than the Eiffel Tower.
Liulin: The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love most. The person who makes you laugh is the one who loves you the most.
Yu Ding: First of all, my wife is always right. Second, if the wife is wrong, we must refer to the first point.
Liu Lin: We are all so obsessed with our way of life that we always think that we can only live according to a set pattern, but we forget that we can't meet the right one, sometimes it's just because we can't change the wrong one.
Yu Ding: Why does this Wang Xuzhu have such a back? He has a good back since he was a child.
Liu ling: Of course, he didn't buy a lottery ticket. Even if he knew, there would be no surprise. Grass roots are grass roots, hoping to have the right to choose. Unfortunately, there is no choice at all, or there is only despair, no accident, no gospel, no surprise, no counterattack, no matter how much he believes in love.
Liulin: Love is the most important test in life.
Yu Ding: I'm remembering my college days. I just spent four years.
Yu Ding: That makes sense. You found us and the dating expert.
Liulin: In this world, everyone is looking for something called true love. It seems that no one knows where it is hidden, so everyone goes over mountains and mountains for it, and everyone takes great pains for it. In this process, some people get it, but they don't know it, while others lose it, but they don't know how to repent. Perhaps it is because the more precious things are, the more ordinary they look, so even when we are around, we always can't remember to give them.
Liu Lin: Everyone will be hurt more or less emotionally. It is precisely because of these injuries that people will grow up and know how to cherish them.
Liulin: Love is a luxury, a limited edition. We are always looking for the unique person in our hearts, but in reality, many of them are inferior and fake. If we miss something, we will miss it all our lives. We will keep a constant promise, but we can't keep a fickle heart. Sometimes, persistence is a burden, and giving up is a relief. People are not perfect, and happiness is not 100%. While you are waiting for someone, another person is waiting for you at the next stop. Life is like a play, and there are surprises everywhere.
Gao Liyuan: There is no prince in this world. The rich generation is old, and the rich generation has no brains. Active, plotting evil, passive, putting on airs. You can only see true love without money. I don't need a bag or shoes. As long as I can get bored with him every day, that is true happiness.
Yu Ding: You can't achieve great things without persistence.
Liulin: I finally began to believe that fate is a clever game. Here, you see meeting, seeing separation, seeing that the sea was once difficult for water, and seeing that he forgot the misty rain between the two sides. So, I turn around at every fork in the road, and you wander around every corner. Until one day, we all found that those ups and downs, love and hate, no one helped at all.
Yu Ding: What women want is not tolerance, but connivance; What women want is not understanding, but pampering.
Urabe: Actually, growth is a process of self-discipline. If you can't stand the pain, you will die in a cocoon. So who hasn't imagined the sky coming out of the cocoon? So, be strong.
Yu Ding: There are two ways to forget the hurt feelings, one is time, and the other is to start the next relationship.
Yu Ding: Tacit understanding is the foundation of feelings. According to incomplete statistics, 80% of emotional breakdown is due to the intervention of a third party, so 60% of people have suffered from different degrees of physical and mental derailment, and 50% of people think that derailment is a drag. Although I regret it, I accept it with humility. According to what I know about Pubian, he will never cheat. You have a very, very solid emotional foundation, and divorce will directly lead to the next generation. I think you may be short of material things with Pubian, but you will be very happy mentally, and Pubian will never cheat. In this way, your's feelings will be very, very safe and will never be hurt.