Character: Fan Yi Liu Mang

Yang Jingze (Humor, Sleeping God, the tone is simulated in Xiao Shenyang)

Huo (simple and honest, stuttering)

George W. Bush (cute baby) pudding (quiet and generous)

Qin Ershi (stuttering but funny) Beidaihe (soft in the middle and hard in the middle)

Teacher Liu (amiable)

(At the beginning of school, freshmen report for admission ... at the door of class 8 19 ...)

Liu Mang took to the stage with Le Shu in his hand; Fan Yi had a drawing board in his hand, and they played face to face.

Liu: (looking at the sign at the door of the classroom) That was the 8 18 classroom just now. This is the 9 18 classroom. Well, I finally found it.

Fan: (patting Liu on the shoulder) Brother, (emphasizing) you read it backwards, right?

Liu: (holding glasses at them) Oh, yes, yes, I said that the September 18th Incident was not here either! (Pauses and looks at Fan) Are you a new student in ... the international class?

Fan: Ang!

Liu: Where are you from? (patting Fan's drawing board) A girl, a carpenter?

Fan: (showing Liu the front of the drawing board, Liu is startled and takes a step back) Art! I love art!

Liu: Ah, art, not bad!

Fan: What about you?

Liu: Me? (Show Fan the score) I like music (music) (I clenched my fist in my right hand and started singing as a microphone).

Fan: Ah, you can sing. That's good! (Paused) Then let's hurry in. The teacher will come at once!

(They walk into the classroom, where only Yang Jingze is sleeping; Fan and Liu are sitting on two stools in the last row chatting ...)

Liu: Hey, I said, how much did you bring back (gesturing "money" with your hand and shaking it in front of Fan twice, Fan froze for a while and looked at him coldly)

Fan: (thinking) Oh, I brought more than 400.

Liu: (thinking) More than 400 ... Is more than 400 enough?

Fan: (wondering) Is it enough ... or not?

Liu: I want to know. I asked you. Who knows what this school eats? If you eat instant noodles, you can eat them for several months; Eat Beijing roast duck, and it will be gone in two or three days! Who knows whether this school eats instant noodles or Beijing roast duck? (thoughtfully, suddenly) Hey, I said, where are you from?

Fan: I, oh (think about it), I'm from xx village, XX town, XX county, XX city, XX province (Di speaks very fast and has a strong tone).

Liu: Yes, wait, look for it (pointing to his head). I haven't heard of it.

Fan: And you are ...?

Liu: Me? I'm from XX village, XX township, XX county, XX city, XX province (Di Kuai has an accent).

Fan: XX village?

Liu: Ang! ... hey, after all this talk, I don't know your name.

Fan: Ah, the little girl's surname is Fan.

Liu: Fan what?

Fan: (a little angry, suddenly standing up) You are stupid! My last name is Fan Yiming. One of one two three four.

Liu: Fan? What a nice name! Look at China's 5,000 years ... (Get up and plan to make a long speech)

Fan: (stops Liu) Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother ... Yes (nods).

Liu: Ah, not Fan. All right, all right, Fan Yifan. Your sister's name must be Faner.

Fan: Well, my family practices family planning, and my only daughter ~ (glanced at Liu and sat down. Liu sits down, sits down)

Fan: What's your last name?

Liu: My last name is Liu!

Fan: What's your name?

Liu: Ah!

Fan: (Shouting, getting up and pointing to Liu) You ... you rascal!

Liu: (stands up) Who is the rogue? Can you talk? This is not a hooligan, this is Liu Mang!

Fan: Is that ... is that still a hooligan?

Liu: (looking at Fan, a little angry) Bah! I'll give you a face of slimming tea! (Fan wipes his face with his hand and shakes it) This is Liu's surname, Liu, and this is an empty one, (gesturing with his hand) Liu Mang! You got it?

Fan: Oh, Liu Mang!

Liu: You know me?

Fan: No!

Liu: I don't know what your "oh" is.

Sit down.

(George W. Bush, Xiao Puding, Huo, Beidaihe. Taking the lecture table as a reference, the above students' location layout: the first row: George W. Bush on the left, pudding on the right; The second row: Qin Ershi on the left and Yang Jingze on the right; The third row: Huo Yuan's legacy on the left and Beidaihe on the right; Row 4: Liu Mang on the left and Vance on the right.

After entering the classroom, the students began to chat. Suddenly someone shouted, "The teacher is coming." So everyone sat down, and Mr. Liu walked solemnly to the lecture table with a math book in his hand.

Miss Liu: Hello, class. I am your class teacher. My name is Liu. I hope everyone will unite and help each other and study hard in the future. Later ... (Looking around, I found someone sleeping) Alas! That classmate! (pointing to Yang Jingze)

Beidaihe: Hey! (Pushing Yang with his hand, Yang wakes up from his sleep and looks at Beidaihe with dim eyes. ) teacher!

Yang Jingze: (I didn't hear you clearly) Keys? The key is in the pocket, Tony! (just reaching for the key)

Beidaihe: Teacher!

Yang Jingze: (suddenly stands up, wobbles, quickly puts on his glasses and looks at Mr. Liu) Hello, teacher!

Miss Liu: What's your name?

Yang Jingze: Teacher, my Chinese name is Yang Jingze.

Miss Liu: Do you have a foreign name?

Yang Jingze: My English name is Jingze Y-ang!

Teacher Liu: Why did you sleep when you first came?

Yang Jingze: Teacher! I sleep for a reason (di)!

Miss Liu: What's the reason?

Yang Jingze: Actually, I have summed it up. Sometimes I think, class and sleep are the same (di). The intraocular pressure is closed, the pressure is turned on, and the pressure shift is over. Howl! The intraocular pressure was closed eight times (equivalent to "no"), and the pressure passed in the morning. Howl!

Miss Liu: So you sleep every day?

Yang Jingze: Teacher, I don't sleep every day. Do you know what is the most painful thing in life?

Miss Liu: What?

Yang Jingze: People cook. You're still awake!

Miss Liu: (surprised) Oh, my God!

(Mr. Huo raises his hand, and Mr. Liu signals Yang Jingze to sit down and let Mr. Huo stand up. )

Miss Liu: What's your name?

H: My name is H.

Miss Liu: What?

Huo Yuan's legacy.

(Mr. Liu still didn't hear you clearly, and he was at a loss. )

Qin Ershi: He … He … His name is Huo … Huo … Huo …

Yang Jingze: Oh, my God, where is your Huo Yuanjia?

George W. Bush: Don't be "Huo". His name is Huo!

Miss Liu: Oh, why did you raise your hand just now?

H: Teacher, do you know what is the most painful thing in life?

(Teacher Liu looks at Huo doubtfully)

H: I just haven't finished class yet!

Miss Liu: (startled) Ah!

Yang Jingze: Great! (Two high-fives) You can see "fellow villagers". (After taking a seat)

Teacher Liu: I didn't expect the students to sum up such brilliant words, which really shocked me! Let's ask the students to introduce themselves.

Teacher Liu: (walks to George W. Bush's desk) This classmate, come here!

George W. Bush: (beaming) Teacher, my name is Xiao, and my name is George W. Bush. This name was given to me by my mother (brother). My mother said that this name (pointing back with her hand) sounds good!

Teacher Liu: (echoing voice) It's nice, really nice! (turning to pudding)

Pudding: (Gentle) Teacher, my surname is Xiao, too. My name is pudding!

Teacher Liu: (slightly surprised, but very kind) I quite like pudding ice cream!

George W. Bush: (excited) I like it too!

Miss Liu: (walks to Qin Ershi) This classmate?

Qin Ershi: Lao … Lao … Teacher, I … I … I … I prefer eating!

Miss Liu: Well, what's your name?

Qin Ershi: I ... I ... I ... My last name is Qin ...

Teacher Liu: Your name is not Qin Shihuang, is it?

Qin Ershi: No … No … No … No! I ... I ... My name is ... Qin Dynasty ... Qin Dynasty ... Qin Ershi!

Miss Liu: (surprised) Qin Ershi? !

Qin Ershi: Mr ... Mr ... teacher, it's ... actually, I ... I ... I'm telling you ... you ... you say ... it's ... it's the same for ... it's the same (di)!

Miss Liu: (a little silly) Oh!

Miss Liu: (wakes up) What's your name? (Looking at Beidaihe)

Beidaihe: (coldly) Teacher, my name is Bei and my name is Beidaihe!

Yang Jingze: (looking back) Oh, my God, is that a name?

Beidaihe: (staring at Yang Jingze savagely) What name is it if it's not a person's name?

Teacher Liu: (to Yang Jingze) Don't make fun of others! ... come on, the classmate in the back!

Fan: (holding the drawing board, standing up and whispering) Oh, teacher, my name is!

Miss Liu: You are really a lady. Please sit down!

Liu Mang: (stands up) Teacher, I told you!

Fan: (stands up and stops quickly) What are you talking about?

(Looking at Fan) Tell me about yourself!

Fan: What did you just say about introducing yourself? My uncle came as soon as you said it!

Teacher Liu: (puzzled) What uncle?

Fan: Uncle Police!

Miss Liu: (surprised) And you are?

Liu Mang: I'm Liu Mang (making a fist salute).

Miss Liu: Ah! (dizzy, little pudding holds the teacher)

Fan: Didn't you say Ang?

Liu Mang: I said, what's wrong? The student didn't faint, and the police uncle didn't come …

Fan: The students didn't feel dizzy, the police uncle didn't come, and the teacher … didn't come!

Liu Mang: The teacher has left. Go find him!

(Liu Mang looks around like a monkey)

Yang Jingze: Oh, my God, play Journey to the West!

(The teacher stands up)

Fan: Hey, the teacher is in Nani! (Pointing to Liu Mang)

Liu Mang: Alas, you women, your's heart is too weak!

Fan: (with some contempt) Cut!

Miss Liu: Sit down, two students! Hey, the manners and manners of the students really conform to the style of our international class! Today is the first time we met. I hope we can live in harmony, study hard and build an excellent class group in the future, ok?

All students: OK!

Miss Liu: We are ...

Liu Mang: (making a V-shaped gesture of victory) 9 18!

(Others look at Liu Mang in surprise) Say in unison: Huh?

Fan: (Look at Liu) This is August 19!

Liu (agent): Whatever.

Teacher Liu: So, ladies and gentlemen, I have 100% confidence in you. You are the best, aren't you?

Yes, we are the best.

(End of sketch, curtain call! )