Living among these precious people, the sunshine is warm and the water waves are gentle.
Everyone is afraid of the imperial concubine, not that she is fierce, but that she will be caught as a temporary photographer.
Taking pictures of her is really the hardest job in the world. People who take pictures are often ashamed, and they can't wait to find a crack in the ground to comfort the extremely disappointed soul of the imperial concubine.
Every time she takes a photo, the imperial concubine puts on a variety of amorous feelings and graceful appearance, changing various postures, and strives to shoot the style of international Hollywood big-name stars.
Big eyes, curved eyebrows, fair skin, dignified manners, these conditions could have been taken casually, but the imperial concubine felt that her face was too big, and there were two requirements for each photo.
First, it is understandable that other people must stand in front of others when taking pictures and hide their faces behind others' heads, so that their faces will be small.
Second, you must make the photographer thin his face.
This will be difficult.
The imperial concubine made of iron, the photographer with flowing water, one comes and one loses. Every photographer must not rush to take a knife and directly thin the face of the imperial concubine, otherwise there is really no way.
Countless times, the imperial concubine looked at the photos just taken and complained about all kinds of dislikes. It seems that there is no hope of face-lifting through photography.
As a result, everyone saw that the imperial concubine had the impulse to take pictures, and they all sneaked around, fearing that they would become "the first failed photographer in the world."
The imperial concubine was stimulated.
After careful consideration, in order to protect her peerless beauty from the influence of her big face, the imperial concubine decided to start her own great cause of losing weight.
At first it was a valley, but the process was terrible.
The so-called broken valley is just drinking water and not eating anything for a few days, which is a relatively fast way to lose weight.
On the first day, the imperial concubine was still brave and confident to resist the temptation of food and fight for beauty.
The next day, an interesting phenomenon happened. No matter who eats what, there is a person standing next to him, staring at other people's food and swallowing saliva. Guess who it is?
Supposedly, the imperial concubine's weight loss has nothing to do with our meow. I was a little worried in class. If this continues, my rations will be unsafe. What should I do?
When I saw the imperial concubine again, she was weakly telling others about her dream last night: fragrant trotters and fried chicken, and her mouth was full of oil ~ ~ ~
Say that finish, holding the table stood still, a little dizzy. . . . . .
Hey, hey, are you touched?
Dare not move.
Since I met the imperial concubine, I understand that losing weight is the lifelong pursuit and eternal desire of women all over the world. In our meow world, this is incredible.
The weight loss mentioned here refers not only to the imperial concubine, but to a group of women around her who aim at losing weight. They shout slogans, make plans and give out red envelopes every day. Often a few months down, little effect, and finally lost to food.
Oh, yes, Cui Hua is one of them.
Some people spend huge sums of money to make acupuncture weight loss, endure the pain of pricking needles and chew tender cucumbers. They finally lost 20 kilograms and spent seven or eight thousand dollars. After half a year, they gained 30 kilograms. They will make up their minds again next year, regroup and walk again with silver tickets. This is rich in silver.
Some people take diet pills, which are convenient and simple, but they also lose weight quickly. Only when I lose weight, my face turns green, my legs are weak and I have loose bowels, my physiological period is abnormal, my endocrine deviates from the track and I feel weak all over. The whole person is ten years older. This is a cruel character who can sacrifice his health for his figure.
I sum them up on behalf of all of them, that is: repeated defeats, repeated defeats, and perseverance.
Although the imperial concubine also went astray, it was not bad to stop the loss in time. At best, she wasted some time.
Turning over a new page, the imperial concubine began a new journey to lose weight.
The imperial concubine, who never exercised, got a fitness card for the first time and walked on the treadmill every day.
You are not mistaken, you are walking, not running, because the imperial concubine can't run, hahaha!
The imperial concubine's operation was very effective. She exercises, stays away from carbohydrates, skips dinner and occasionally eats unexpectedly at night. She regretted it, blamed herself and was under great pressure.
However, the pretentious imperial concubine still can't change the habit of taking selfies. She ran a few laps on the treadmill at night, then took a photo and sent it to a circle of friends to show the results. I want to say that she lost four points and showed off six points, which is no exaggeration (I hope the imperial concubine will not hit me when she sees it).
After three or four weeks, I have achieved quite a lot, and I can lose 3,456 Jin. The great cause of losing weight has finally blossomed.
Unfortunately, Comrade Guifei has her own destructive temperament. In the past two years, two gyms have closed down, and the third one is dying, leaving only one breath.
The imperial concubine is also very helpless, thinking that she is also a victim. She paid the annual fee and got an annual card. Suddenly, she closed the door and ran away. She is worried about money, but in order to lose weight, she has to find the next one.
Looking at the figure of the imperial concubine who insisted on fitness, I silently said to myself: Come on, gym, hold on and break this spell.
In order to keep on losing weight, Guifei joined a weight-loss group. Except for two or three dieters, all of them are supervisors. The imperial concubines weigh themselves every day, and if they are not thin, they will send red envelopes in the group.
Don't look at this little red envelope. It is also a big expense to send it at both ends every three days. The happiest thing is that people who act as supervisors in the group don't feel too big. Stroll around the group every day and pick up two red envelopes to watch the fun. They don't have to be hungry or tired, let alone suffer psychological torture. What a beautiful thing!
Anyway, the imperial concubine succeeded this time. She lost weight all the way, her face became smaller, her legs became thinner, her waistline became thinner, and there was no need to retouch her pictures. Then she put on beautiful clothes, which made people feel flattered.
Now I look at the imperial concubine, introducing her weight loss experience to others everywhere and showing her weight loss achievements, with a proud face.
It's not easy to be a novice to a senior.
Winter is coming, Hachi. Sincerely remind the imperial concubine: be careful, it is easy to start a business, but difficult to keep it!