1, it takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and it only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey.

2, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!

Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it!

4. When you grow up, marry Tang Yan to be your husband, and you will play if you can, but you won't just eat him.

5. Doing well in the exam depends on sitting at the same table.

6, breaking up is boring, we have the ability to play divorce!

7. I am small-minded, but I am not lacking. I have a good temper, but I am not without it!

8. You also let me kneel on the washboard. Kneeling and heating really can't stand it!

9. Women like two kinds of flowers best in their life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

10, two birds share the same life, a pair of poor butterflies.

1 1, a star can become more famous by taking off a little, but I was arrested for taking off my clothes!

12. Ambiguous is that I borrowed money from you, but you didn't say that I borrowed it, didn't say that I didn't borrow it, just said that my husband was not at home?

13, as the saying goes: laugh and the whole world laughs with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

14, if I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.

15, teachers should be careful when their moral standards are not awake when they are particularly sleepy.

Name of high cooling group:

1, Zunqin

2. hard work will shine.

3. The light is left.

4. Memories of the past

5, convergence ambition

6. Time can't take away memories

7. Plain flowers

8. World friendship

9. Kneel down and call me Goddess.

10, what happened to a good girl without a husband?