By the way, it's funny who said elephants can't dance.
Who says elephants can't dance? Introduction: Oh, my God, what a world this is! Lin Haoran thinks she is a wretched and philandering pseudo-good girl, but in order to finish her studies, she has been neglected for more than 20 years, but after a few months, she finally got lucky. It is definitely a good peach blossom ~ I saw a handsome boy on the left and a handsome boy on the right, but I couldn't see it or hold it ~
The cunning and black-bellied handsome school doctor, the beautiful autistic student like fallen angels, and the rich iceberg handsome guy are all entangled in Lin Haoran who looks like Feng Gong! It's just-why do these people like to have a hard time with her, either black belly or abnormal condition?
Lin Haoran, who has been floating in the peach blossom robbery, can only say with a sly smile that handsome guys never fall in love with beautiful women, so happiness is still the most important thing ~ ~ Just, who can tell her, can TMD have both? ! When a beautiful man dies, it's romantic to be a ghost ~
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"Crossing and anti-crossing": cross well, treat the girl as a handsome man and hold the treasure in your hand.
After crossing the Tianshan Mountains and entering Longtan, you will be entangled in peerless martial arts.
Cross well, swim in rivers and lakes, and swim in the deep palace. Listen to me about Chinese and foreign history.
Easy to cross, the protagonist has a good life, no ability, or it can be Wei Xiaobao!
Good crossing, good supporting role, proficient in eighteen martial arts, blind always favors the protagonist!
Take the golden rule as the guiding principle
Singing, dancing and writing poems are hard work.
Keep in mind the principle of choosing a spouse by casting a wide net and cultivating again
Come on, let's go through!
I'm afraid of chaos;
Jiang Mi is one of the most contradictory women in Daxin's works. Said she was confused. She is sometimes smart, and when she is confused, she is informal. But if you underestimate her because of this, be careful. Don't forget, she is a master of tricks. She looks honest and dull (of course, this is before her appearance changes), but she is actually smart and cunning, deceiving the dead without paying for her life; Suppose she is really smart and stubborn to the point of stupidity; Please see her attempt to cross the event. I want to be a low-key person, but my words are often pungent and my style is bold. Often inexplicably involved in some dangerous events, but it happened that luck was surprisingly good. This article follows Daxin's humorous writing style, and Daxin's article has another feature, that is, there are many beautiful men and each has its own characteristics.
Half-naked Jiangshan: Jiang Mi asked me, "Jiangshan, what are your plans when you get rich?" I thought for a moment, and primly said, "If I get rich, I will certainly search for more than a dozen stunning men with different charms! All of them took off their clothes before my eyes, revealing two small fruits on their chests, stretching out legs full of temptation, tilting their elastic hips, swinging birds of different colors, bending flexible curves and posing various provocative shapes! Then ... Hey hey hey ... "
Jiang Mi's eyes lit up and asked, "Then what?"
My eyes lit up with excitement. I said, "Then … then … draw a picture of a naked man walking a bird!" " "
Is it art or pornography? Is it clear or rotten? Is it unruly or dissolute? Is it love in the war years, or is it a war caused by love? And after reading it, talk about this emotional entanglement in distress situation. ...
Please look at me through the crack of the door: how should happiness be worn on the ring finger when the waist is equal to the trousers?
I am a fat girl, and I have never succeeded in my career or feelings. Although I feel humorous, optimistic, open-minded and lovely, I can't find anyone with the same taste as me.
I was going to tell that person my secret love after I lost 100 pounds. Seeing the wedding coming, my weight has soared to 100 kg. The difference between gold and kg makes me cry and think. I don't know where to find my Tang in this society where thinness is the beauty.
Sakura boy hugged my waist and called me an asshole. The arrogant handsome guy kissed me wolf, but it was a malicious game; Even the mature iceman who wants to marry me has an odd reason: "I want to punish my mistake with you."
Hey ... lose weight. Maybe if you lose weight, you will find happiness. But what is happiness? Is it really a man's amazing S-shape? To be honest, I think S is just more than others, not less than others.
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Why to be a humorous and open-minded fat girl is not successful in career and feelings. She struggled tenaciously in a society where thinness is the beauty. After losing 100 kg, she wanted to declare her secret love to someone. Her kindness saved He Ran, a girl as beautiful as cherry blossoms, and her sense of justice offended the overbearing young master Yinmao. Her tenacity and tenacity made the "Ice Coffin" look at her with new eyes and decided to marry her to hide an unknown secret for herself. However, when it was necessary to know that her obesity was caused by hormones, a feud between a third party and a single-parent child quietly surfaced, leaving everyone struggling between love and temptation. ...
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Woman, fool? I do!
-Small fish and big heart
Everyone has a door left unlocked in his heart.
The people inside the door want to see the outside world through that gap; The people outside the door want to pull out the people inside the door and see what kind of person he is! In fact, our world, like why, squeezes itself in the crack of the door and covers its fat body. Even if we want to go out with the door open, we are afraid of being laughed at by others. However, our personalities are different from why. Why is she strong, brave and optimistic although she is a fat girl? In the face of adversity, she will stand like a lovely tumbler. Therefore, when we look at the world with an open-minded eye, you will find that the world under our door is not narrow, and everyone has their own wonderful things, just like there is no need in the book, just like the great heart of writing a book!
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Overwhelming weight-loss advertisements, ultra-thin and flat slimming beauty, love stories of handsome men and beautiful women, and even the remake of Yang Guifei all chose skinny beauty.
When our aesthetic vision is led to the extreme, we will look at others critically and call ourselves by calculation.
Once, I was demanding my lover's weight and my figure, but I lost the most important thing in my vitriol.
After seeing the necessity of struggle under the colored glasses of society, I suddenly understood that those so-called fatness and thinness are just an existing situation.
Only open-mindedness is true happiness; Only happy women will become beautiful!
-Speech
Everyone has a door left unlocked in his heart.
The people inside the door want to see the outside world through that gap; The people outside the door want to pull out the people inside the door and see what kind of person she is!
In fact, our world is the same as why. Squeeze yourself under the door, covered with fat, and even if you want to go out, you are afraid of being laughed at by others.
However, our personalities are different from why. Why is she strong, brave and optimistic although she is a fat girl? In the face of all kinds of adversity, she will still stand like a lovely tumbler.
Therefore, when we look at the world with an open-minded eye, you will find that the world under our door is not narrow, and everyone has their own wonderful things! It's like "Please look at me through the door". Why? Just like writing a book!
—— Meixiaoxiao
She is a bully in the mountains, and robbery is a hobby, just to find her long-lost mouse. In her words: if you have nothing to do, come out and grab it and raise your popularity.
However, after reuniting with the lost relatives, someone used her identity, but proposed to her in tears as her sister. She said, stop howling! Get married!
So, on the wedding night, the bride pinned a' Millennium Green Front Plating' big kitchen knife behind her, and only wanted to split the groom in half with one knife, and then took away the beautiful woman in white that she had been missing for a long time, and returned to' Greenwood Mountain' to occupy several hills and stand on her own feet as king.
Smoke rises and entangles in every way. Beauty leans, sword asks heaven. Nine songs and one stranger sing late, and the ark hooks the moon. Who is a rare seriousness in this life?
"Color all over the world": I have no other wish, but I hope that there will be beautiful men every day, seven days a week, 30 days a month, 365 days a year, holding gold bricks every day, kissing the sky all the time, and never ending. The above is purely a beautiful and simple wish of the individual.
The first day I put it on, I knew I was just a five-year-old girl.
On the ninth day, I was destroyed and chased by a killer.
On the twelfth day of crossing, I got into a fight with a beggar to protect half a steamed stuffed bun.
On the second1day after I crossed over, I was still chased and played. ...
If you want to know what will happen next, listen to the next chapter. How a woman is full of evil, hates dogs, goes through all kinds of hardships, becomes beautiful all over the world, and flirts with handsome men and their lips and teeth with golden enthusiasm and the motto of giving her life for gold!
In short, I adhere to a principle: if the enemy is angry, I will retreat; The enemy is weak and we are close; The enemy is fierce, I run; Enemy, dear! Vividly staged a base attack war with all men! Hahahahahahaha ... Uh-huh ... I'm choking. I'll kiss you, handsome, and then we'll move on. .......
Beauty with a Flat Tire is said to be time travel.
Tears, what a free thing, keep flowing, for fear of not touching the petty sins in the soul. Haha, TMM, who will save my red eye? In recent days, I have been fascinated by romance novels that travel through time and space. I don't know when I started. I like everything in ancient times so much. What do you like? I don't know, but I always feel that everything there is familiar. There always seems to be gentle wind, warm glow, majestic horses and soft clothes in my memory. Haha, so familiar! Looking at the love story of others traveling through time and space, I was moved to tears and cried a whole box of tissues, which made me feel distressed. ...
However, I really want to be the one who drifted back accidentally. Hehe, it would be great if you could really go there for free to inspect history! Especially handsome guys, you must have a cordial physical examination. What should we do without thorough investigation? Haha, my mouth is watering ......................................................................................................................................................................... A super-heavyweight beauty like me, who loves to have a flat tire and is in full bloom, had better go to the Tang Dynasty, where there must be great development! Ha ha laugh ...
"Hibiscus color" Hibiscus flowers can change into three different colors in one day, and the flowers in the morning are white; At noon, it will slowly turn into powder; It turns into deep powder at night. Just like the three men in my life, who is the last one to decorate the color of life with me?
A man fell in love with this country and passed the killer.
A man, gentle as water, hides his identity.
A man, overbearing and monopolizing power, went underground to the black dragon.
A man has a bright moon and a soft spot.
It is not a simple person, but a simple love.
There is no earth-shattering sigh, just a humorous sketch between four shots, please enjoy it for those who like happiness.
Black peach powder
Small talk about life before peach powder crossing;
If a woman yells at me, I think she must like me;
If a beautiful woman looks at me coldly, I think she must be crazy about me;
If a super beautiful woman insults me, it must be that I abandoned her;
If a person grins at me, he must fall under my fist;
If a handsome man glared at me, I thought I stole his wife;
If a super handsome man wants to reject me, it must be-he misunderstood my gender.
You should understand what kind of killer I am, right?
Women's harem A woman who was never used to leadership ate a bowl of depressed instant noodles because she was not used to being driven out of the house. She was smoked by gas to the ancient times when men were superior to women. When she opened her eyes, she saw a charming and coquettish figure, regardless of gender, kissing her snow-white thigh naked, and suddenly felt: God, the thin air in the middle, God is finally willing to face up to the real reason why she can't sleep at night.
The sudden arrest of the rape crowd made her understand that the revolution has not yet succeeded, and the road of derailed men still needs to be worked hard, but can these people bind her fate? Even the abnormal purple-eyed palace master put on a live film as soon as they met, and she didn't press it down as a human cushion? I'm so sick that I rushed out and threw up! Hum! Who wants to bully her? You have to weigh your weight and see if you have the ability to "scold the country"!
Purple-eyed Palace Master explained the task, looked at the heroic spirit of small farmers, and cried out, "If men don't take it, it's better to be an asshole's majestic slogan, spoof the world where men are superior to women, recover stunning men and laugh at themselves." ...
Ho ho ho, give me some, give me some,