2, go to the sun, and no one will call you an idiot.
Lao Wang fell into the well. With the enthusiastic help of the villagers, Lao Wang finally adapted to life in the well.
4. Many people say that I am beautiful and lovely. I really want to go over there and slap her. Who doesn't know? I want you to talk about it everywhere!
5. I found that my myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet.
6. Experts say, don't stare at your mobile phone for a long time, so it will be dead.
7. When I don't want to talk to you, it's useless for you to coax me. At this time, you should give me a red envelope.
8. In this world, sincerity is scarce and even more economical.
9. Don't take too many selfies in your circle of friends. We have all met.
10, the most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty and grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.
1 1. I haven't lost weight because of your "take care" for so many years.
12, it's not good to be too polite. Someone stepped on my foot just now, and I habitually said thank you.
13, whenever I see someone pretending, I always bow my head silently. It's not that I have good quality, it's that I look for bricks.
14, tell the truth, how much is this mutton kebab?
15, mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are difficult.
16, this hot day is suitable for confession. If you succeed, you can date and drink ice. If you fail, it doesn't matter, at least your heart is cold.
17, I want to see you and monopolize your eyes.
18, eating together is called spelling rice, and going home together is called carpooling. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.
19, if you like me, come and tell me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.
20. It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed that won't break the net and endless snacks. Wifi can't do this. Can you give me one?
2 1, I have always had the courage to admit my mistake and will never change it.
Every time I give lessons to the Buddha's feet, the Buddha always kicks me hard.
23. Don't reply if you don't want to reply. People who hate will stay away. Show it when you are unhappy. Don't always live by looking at other people's faces. Early cooling is not a long-term solution.
24, sleeping in class, infatuating with handsome guys after class, chatting with girls in the dormitory, the day passed quickly.
25. If you can't accept the worst me, you don't deserve the best me!
26. Why did you scold me for playing the game badly? I won't delete the game, I will only delete you.
27. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.
28. Why try to make money? Because I'm afraid to shake hands with others. They wear watches and you wear rubber bands.
Although ugly, I want to be beautiful.
30. My wife is a very reasonable person. She will ask my permission before hitting me. If I say no, she will argue until I agree.
3 1, you can call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.
32. It is very hot, isn't it? It will be cold on Qixi Day.
33. God is fair. He makes others happy, but also makes you blind, for fear that you will feel uncomfortable.
34. I am a good-natured person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. What would that be like? Then I'll lower the bottom line again.
Standing in a corner of the world, watching the sunrise and sunset alone.
36. An impulsive person like me should get a good beating to calm down.
37. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts!
38. I think that year, when my sister was the thinnest, she was only six and a half pounds!
39. When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to see and the other for you to eat.
40. When the value of your decorations exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.
4 1, there is no free lunch, so I usually sleep until the afternoon and get up.
42. Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or you will be poor and ugly.
43. Many things have to be digested by themselves, so the more you grow up, the fatter you get.
44. I finally found a problem. I have no sexual orientation. I like all good-looking people
45. Taking a math exam is like being a doctor. Anyway, the first sentence is I tried my best.
46. Don't ask me what is the standard of being handsome, ok? Look at me and you will know!
47. Heroes don't ask the source, but love the speed of finding me.
God, if you can't make me thin, make my friend fat.
49. I am an old man and I am not easy to cheat. I know all the tricks by heart. Looking at each other's tricks, I don't have any fluctuations, and I even want to laugh.
50. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.
5 1, I admit that I have a bad temper, but I am easy to coax.
52. Eating is generally kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others.
53. Life is so hard. I want to lie on the ground and coquetry anytime and anywhere.
54. Don't make excuses for yourself. Don't blame gravity for constipation.
55. Do you know why the holiday is so short? Because there is no morning in the holiday. Do you know why it takes so long to go to work? Because it has morning as well as morning!
56. If you like a boy, study hard, find a good job, earn a lot of money, and pay more when he gets married.
57. Others care about whether you fly high or not. I only care about whether your wings are delicious.
58. When we were young, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were ugly and poor!
Unrequited love is fruitless. For example, I love math.
You can't have your cake and eat it, but impatience and procrastination are perfect for me.
6 1, there are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, I can't do it here and there.
62. I vaguely remember that I learned online shopping to save money.
63. I am single, my mobile phone is broken, and my mood is the same as brokenhearted!
64. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.
65. On the eve of the festival, I will index by hand. If nothing happens, it's none of my business.
You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, so I'm ecstatic to see you.
67. I'm not angry when you scold me. I'll make myself a cup of Lycium barbarum and influence you with love.
68, the boy you like, spoiled is really cute.
It is too tiring to like one person, so I like ten.
I used to think that money could buy everything, but later I found that there was not enough money.
7 1, I'm much cuter for you today. You should kiss me.
I'm going to take your luggage, so you are a happy pauper now.
73. If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.
My object is good, not only for dogs, but also for other small animals.
75. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.
76. People like spring breeze and hate cold wind. In fact, the cold wind is innocent, but the temperature is getting worse!
77. When two people are together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding. For example, if you ignore me, I will ignore you.
78. What you can't put down is chopsticks, but what you can't get out is the bed.
79. try everything How do you know what you really did without trying?
80. The cultivation of girls taking photos: only one selfie is taken for 3,000 selfies.