Secret: Just now, the seller of aflatoxin milk called again, saying that they were dying, and there was another quarrel in Weibo.

General Manager: Show the photos of Sister Furong's slimming.

Tip: Let it go, it's useless.

General Manager: Continue to spread the news about the Kim family.

Secret: It's almost a week since it was released, and the craze has long passed.

General manager (gritting his teeth): I have to release the report of the bullet train accident in advance!

● Off the shelf

A baby died in America. In the absence of evidence that the baby's death was related to the milk powder he drank, Mead Johnson was removed from all major retailers in the United States, including 3,000 Wal-Mart, and the drug administration, disease control and federal departments were involved in the investigation. Mengniu in China has been proved to be problematic, and we in Publicity Department of the Communist Party of China quickly asked the media to take the news about Mengniu off the shelves.

It's too bad.

A: There are still two boxes of Mengniu in the office. What should I do?

B: if it's smashed, you can't throw it away. It's harmful to homeless people.

C: send it to the leaders. The leaders only read the People's Daily and won't know about it. ...

● The death of Erpang

Sanpang: Dad, after drinking this Mengniu, I have good news for you. (... swallowed)

Erpang: What is Zheng En?

Sanpang: I want to be a great leader!

Erpang: Lying in the trough is poisonous! You are cheating! ……

Fatal problem-Mengniu, please:

1. If the inspection standards of milk produced in Hong Kong are different, will that product be sold in China?

2. If Hong Kong Milk has an independent production line? So the milk source is different?

3. If the local milk source is different, can you control the quality of the milk source?

4. If the quality of milk source can be controlled, then is there feed quality monitoring?

5. If there is feed quality control, you should know that there is something wrong with the feed, right?

The Ministry of National Defense issued a statement that China will never be the first to use Mengniu abroad.

● Venezuelan President Chavez, Argentine President Cristina, Brazilian President Rousseff and former President Lula have all suffered from cancer. * * * Similarity: Three cups of Mengniu every day.

● Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable!

Mengniu has no milk and cigarettes have no tobacco, because there is no one in the Great Hall of the People.

● What should girls do if they meet hooligans at night? Hold Telunsu and shout: Don't come here! Come here again and I'll spill milk all over you to see if you want to die!

● After melamine, Mengniu kept going back on its word and continued to invest money in crazy promotions, resulting in many vicious accidents. Why do people still buy its things? If one day it uses these means, bad money drives out good money and destroys all law-abiding enterprises, everyone will have no choice. Why are similar enterprises bound to be swept away by consumers in Europe and America, while consumers in China have such a poor memory?

● Resolutely protect Mengniu's unscrupulous media siege, and countless water troops haunt and incite people to be irrational. Sanlu went bankrupt, the high-speed rail dismounted, and Mengniu was in danger ... If there are problems to be solved, it will not be carved out by the roots. Sanlu went bankrupt, how many workers lost their jobs and how many dairy farmers went bankrupt? Who is the final winner? Not consumers, not China enterprises, but overseas capital! From now on, buy Mengniu and drink Mengniu every day. -how much Mengniu milk did this person drink to become like this!

● Fifty cents: Mengniu and Huiyuan are both national enterprises ... We want to protect several big brands that are rare in China ... It is wrong to push people out of the wall ... I will continue to drink Mengniu ~ ~

Why Mengniu claims to be the designated brand milk of China astronauts, because it can go to heaven! ! Haha, it turns out that every advertisement is meaningful!

● What is a real traitor? Those who discussed the protection of national enterprises when Mengniu had an accident, did not interfere in other countries' internal affairs when Indonesia excluded China, criticized some domestic problems and said that "the United States has not solved them well" are the real scum of this country.

● Mengniu will not make any improvement, let alone go bankrupt, except to find one or two small reptiles as scapegoats. The outer packaging is a national brand, because a group of consumers who see the word nation are like chicken blood; Nellie is the need to maintain stability and collusion with rent-seeking officials. Mengniu's harm to people will not really be purged. The key lies in its isomorphism and kidnapping with the party-state system and interests.

● I have refused to buy garbage Mengniu for two years. Today I reiterate: I refuse to buy all products of Mengniu! If my wife buys Mengniu, I will divorce her immediately; If my son buys Mengniu, I will give it to Niu Gensheng; If my wife buys Mengniu, I will break off diplomatic relations with her immediately; If a friend buys Mengniu, I despise him for 24 hours in my heart; If my fans buy Mengniu, I will not hesitate to hack him. Starting from me, I refused to buy Mengniu to protect myself and punish evil.

● Reject all products of Mengniu, starting from me, from now on: don't work for Mengniu, don't use Mengniu products, tell others that Mengniu is a junk enterprise, don't accept orders from Mengniu, don't buy newspapers with Mengniu advertisements, and don't watch programs sponsored by Mengniu. In the debate in Weibo, don't say the other side is "brain-dead", just say "I grew up drinking Mengniu".