Yifei, Xiaoxian, Guangu, Youyou and others are sitting on the sofa chatting.

Wan Yu: "I didn't expect Meijia to come back. Do we mean that the devil is here? "

Guan Gu quickly replied, "Cao Cao? I know this. I have read The Romance of Three Kingdoms. I also know that he and Master Guan are sworn brothers, and they have a brother named ... Zhang Yida! "

They were all stunned.

Xiaoxian (puzzled): "Yida ... Isn't that what Zhang Liao said?"

Zhan Bo: "I remember, Guan Yu was mixed with Liu Bei, right?" Is he infernal affairs? "

Yifei Shihua: "Two prodigies, you don't even understand the romance of the Three Kingdoms, and you dare to play the Three Kingdoms Kill?"

Zhanbo and Xiaoxian quickly threw away their cards, turned around and looked around.

Guangu: "But speaking of it, I haven't seen Meijia for a long time. She seems to have lost a lot of weight ... "

Youyou (glancing at her): "Do you care about her very much?"

Guangu quickly defended: "That's not true (Japanese), Youyou, don't get me wrong ..."

Youyou (dissatisfied): "Then why don't you care that I lost so much weight some time ago?"

Wan Yu (near Yifei): "Have you lost weight? How many pounds have you lost? "

Yifei: "I don't know. Anyway, after she weighed herself that day and announced the success of losing weight, the scale seemed to disappear ... "

Zhanbo is very busy, with a key in his hand.

Wan Yu: "Er, Zhanbo, the decorative shape on this key ring is quite unique, or it is a pointer ..."

Yifei (thoughtfully): "This pointer seems to have been seen somewhere ... (suddenly realized) This is from that scale! Zhan Bo, where did you get this? "

Zhanbo: "The parking space in the community, I heard that a UFO fell some time ago and smashed a convertible BMW. Many people are grabbing the parts of UFOs ... well, this is the content above. "

Fairy: "Is that the parking space downstairs?"

Zhanbo: "Yes, we can afford a BMW here. It's really hard to get. "

Yifei: "I think I know which scale went where ... (I want to cry) I paid ..."

Fairy: "It's just a convertible BMW. Is it expensive? " ? I can afford it ... "

Yifei: "Hehe (smirking), right?" (Imitating Little Fairy) 1200 A day, expensive ... "

Everyone: "Haha ..." Only the little fairy looks very smelly.

Yifei: "Come on, don't be so ugly. This is just a joke. "

Wan Yu: "Speaking of looks, Zi Qiao looked ugly last night."

Yifei: "Of course, then we saw the embarrassing scene. Who do you think is as thick-skinned as Ceng Xiaoxian ... "

Xiaoxian's face, which has just improved, is ugly again.

Yifei: "It's all weird. It happened so suddenly last night that we were at a loss and ran out. "

Youyou: "It's none of my business. I didn't know you were peeping ... "

Guan Gu covered her long mouth with her hand: "Keep your voice down, you want the whole bar to treat us as perverts."

The monologue goes like this.

[Scene Reproduction]

A group headed by Yifei sneaked into Room 3602 from the balcony.

Guangu: "Ceng Laoshi, don't we have a key? Why do you want to enter from the balcony? It's like spying on others. "

Fairy: "I heard from Yifei that she has experience ..."

Guan Gu: "What (Japanese)? Yifei still has this hobby? "

Wan Yu: "No? Feifei is quite normal at ordinary times ... "

Fairy: "What do you know? It is difficult to judge a book by its cover. Peeping is unusual. "

Hearing their conversation, Yifei turned around and glared at several people. Suddenly, there was silence.

Yifei: "I ask you to be professional. You can be heard downstairs, chirping like a bird. "

Voice-over: "Where are so many birds chirping upstairs?"

Several people entered the living room from the balcony and slowly walked to the room against the wall.

Then I opened the door and saw a circle of people walking around the wall. I walked over curiously and patted Guan Gu on the shoulder: "Hey, what are you looking at?"

How many people: "Ah ~ ~"

Zi Qiao: "Ah ~" and "plop", Zi Qiao fell to the ground.

The whole room became a mess, and all the people who were scared saw the whole process of Joe's "attack"

Everyone: "Ha ha ha ..."

Fairy: "I think that wolf guard has something to do with Zi Qiao. I hit it twice once and got an electric shock every time. "

Yifei: "Yes, Joe will come right away. Just forget it． Let's just pretend we don't know anything. "

Zhan Bo: "Why? We have all seen the facts. "

Wan Yu (slapping exhibition): "Everyone has self-esteem. It is immoral to sprinkle salt on other people's wounds. "

Guan Gu: "Sprinkle salt? Are you going to pickle him? "

Xiaoxian (meaningful expression): "Pickled ~?"

Guangu: "Isn't it? Don't you put salt in pickled things? "

Youyou: "Well, what they mean is ... in short, it doesn't mean that."

Guan Gu: "What do you mean?"

Youyou: "It's just ... Oh, I don't know how to explain it ..."

Zi Qiao came in from the outside: "What are we talking about? So happy? "

The man on the sofa looked at Joe for a few seconds.

Sloppy smiled first, and then countered, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."

The others froze for a few seconds and began to laugh.

Zi Qiao (staring at everyone): "Will you stop laughing?"

Yifei (laughing out of breath): "Yes ... I'm sorry, Zi ... Hahahahaha ..."

Zi Qiao: "Hey ... (Shouting) Have you laughed enough?" ! "

The audience was silent.

Zi Qiao coughed: "About Meijia ... (suddenly gathered in front of Yifei) Yifei, you were with Meijia last night. Did she say why she came back? "

Yifei: "No."

Fairy: "What were you talking about all night? I also squeezed me into the sofa and slept all night. "

"hmm ~?" Others suspect that their eyes are on Yifei and Xiaoxian.

Yifei: "I don't have a folding bed. What's wrong with borrowing your bed? " You cling to such a lost little thing. Ceng Xiaoxian, are you still a man? "

"Cut ~" They sighed.

Yifei (looking at Xiaoxian): "Why do they look like that?"

Fairy: "Hum, obviously, they are wrong."

Zi Qiao: "Come on, stop gossiping. Yifei, what are you talking about? "

Yifei: "From beauty to slimming, from left to handsome boy to right to perfume. I seem to have talked about everything except what you asked. "

Zi Qiao: "..."

Wan Yu: "Zi Qiao, what are you going to do when Meijia comes back this time?"

Zi Qiao: "leave her, of course ... we just need a chef to clean up the housework, don't we?"

Guangu: "Yes, Meijia is still very diligent. There are not many girls who like to do housework and cook ... (Seeing the long and dissatisfied eyes sweeping) Hey ... Is there any specific method? "

The little fairy twitched her nose a few times: "What's that smell? Good acid ... "

Yifei (whispering): "Do you still need to ask? Which jealous jar must have turned over. "

Zi Qiao: "After thinking all night, I made an ultimate romantic night plan. With this plan, Meijia will definitely stay willingly. "

Guan Gu: "This name ... gives me a very familiar feeling ..."

Narrator: "Whenever Zi Qiao makes a new plan for XX night, someone will have bad luck afterwards. Last New Year's Eve, Zhang Weijin went to the hospital and I went to the police station. Last time, Zhang Wei missed his wedding. "

Zi Qiao: "Here's the concrete plan ..." Zi Qiao began to explain his plan to everyone.

An hour later. ...

Zi Qiao: "In short, the core of this plan is only four words: stay, live, be beautiful, be beautiful!" " ! Who's in "Joe held out his hand.

"I", "I" and "How can I act without Tang Youyou ..." One hand after another.

Zi Qiao: "Remember, before the plan is successful, you must keep it top secret and never let Meijia know."

Everyone: "Don't worry, Meijia will never know."

Meijia suddenly appeared: "Why didn't you inform me?"

The others were startled and immediately began to talk about him.

Wan Yu: "Zhan Bo, your clothes are dirty. Let me help you pat the dust ... "

Youyou: "Guan Guan, are you hungry?" Where shall we eat in the evening? "

Xiaoxian (next to Yifei): "This is all professional."

Yifei: "It is necessary." (Northeast Dialect)

...

Meijia looked puzzled: "Really ... OK?"

Everyone: "Nothing, nothing, hahahaha ..." (smirk)

——3602

"Joe, how to dress up so glamorous today? Is there a new goal? "

"You know me, so does Ceng Laoshi. Yes, I met a girl online these days. Her skin is very white and beautiful. "

"Did you see it?"

"no"

Ceng Xiaoxian fell.

"Then how do you know that she is white and beautiful?"

"So you can't get a beautiful woman. This is called telepathy. I can feel it through optical fiber! "

"Joe, are you teaching girls skills here again? "Yifei came in." Ceng Xiaoxian, can't you find a beautiful woman? "A Philippines after fondle may a wink.

"Yifei, I mean, Xiaoxian already has a beautiful woman like you, so he will go to pick up MM." Zi Qiao said carefully, for fear that Hu Yifei would have a cow.

"If he wants, he can. I'm not his wife. See if he dares. "

"Isn't it a matter of time?" Xiaoxian has a bad smile.

"Well, be sweet first, I won't be a third wheel." Say that finish Joe ran away.

bar

"Guangu, you must give me enough face in the future. I am your boss, so I want to fire you. "

"Yes, boss, do you have any other orders?"

"Not bad. It's gone. It's getting late, and she should come. "

five minutes later

"Excuse me, are you Mr. Lv Ziqiao?" A beautiful woman in uniform stood in front of him.

Sure enough, it is a beauty, or a uniform temptation. Zi Qiao secretly rejoiced.

"Oh, no, my name is Lu Xiaobu."

"My name is Ann, Mr Dumas's lawyer. "Ann took out a photo of Zi Qiao." This is Mr Du Masi's nephew. Mr. Du Masi heard that his nephew had started a company, and he wanted to give him 65,438+0,000 yuan. You are very similar to the photo. Is it really not you?

"It's me, of course it's me, I'm Lv Ziqiao, and this is my ID card."

"Didn't you say you weren't? In that case, I won't bother. "

"It's me, it's really me! People are floating in the rivers and lakes, using a trumpet to save their lives, not to mention a boss-level figure like me, you know. "

"Oh, yes, Mr Dumas has two conditions. First, your assets are less than 5 million; Second, ... "

"I'm sorry" at this moment, shut up and interrupted Ann. He saw Joe talking to a beautiful woman not far away, so he came to carry out this face-saving plan. "Boss, Li Ka-shing just called and agreed to sign a contract with us. When will the 5 million be transferred? "

"This ~ ~ you come here." Zi Qiao pulled the valley aside and said to him, "You should disappear now! Don't ruin my good thing! "

Guangu nodded and left. Zi Qiao returned to Ann awkwardly.

"Just now ~"

"Mr. Lv Ziqiao, since you have more than 5 million assets, we don't need to talk about it."

"Who said I have 5 million? That, that's Japanese yen! "

"Needless to say, if you still want to talk about it, another day." Ann said that and turned to leave.

Zi Qiao collapsed on the bar sofa, but he soon woke up because another beautiful woman came to him. He said to him, "The peach blossom altar is deeper than thousands of feet."

Yes, it's a code word. Zi Qiao was secretly happy.

"My father is Li Gang."

"Lv Xiaobu are you? Wow! So handsome! "

"Yes, I am Lu Xiaobu, the chairman of China Lushi Cultural Development Consulting Company."

"Do you have a company? Are you the boss? "

"That's right."

"Then why don't you have an entourage, a secretary or something? It's a lie at first glance, cut! "

"I do, I really do!"

Lv Ziqiao's Inner Monologue

"Guangu! Come back! A person can't bear it; Come back early, life is wonderful because of you! "

-360 1 living room.

"Meijia, where have you been this year?" Hu Yifei excited shouted into the phone!

"Who is this Meijia? Zhang Wei, do you know? "

"Well, seems to be Joe's ex-girlfriend. Ceng Laoshi told me. "

"Oh, Joe has so many girlfriends. Ceng Laoshi has a good memory. "

……

Bang! Hu Yifei hung up the phone and excitedly said to Zhang Wei and Mo Yu, "Meijia is back! Meijia is back! "

……

——3602

"Ceng Xiaoxian, you know? Meijia is back! "

"Really? Great! "

"what! Meijia is back! " Guangu heard this and rushed out of his room.

Youyou, Zhang Wei and Mo Yu looked at the other three happy people in a daze.

"Oh, oh, by the way, you still don't know who Meijia is?" Guan Gu explained. "Meijia used to be my assistant and Joe's girlfriend. She used to live here. ! "

"When will she come?" Ceng Xiaoxian asked a Philippines.

"She said that the plane would arrive at three o'clock tomorrow afternoon."

"Guangu! Why are you here? Didn't I ask you to cooperate with me? " Zi Qiao came in angrily.

"But, boss, you made me disappear."

"me!"

"Joe, Mika is back!"

"Ceng Laoshi, is today April Fool's Day?"

"Meijia really came back." Evy sui

"She ~ really want to come back? Oh ~ my god! You talk, I have something to do, I have to go first. "

"Where to?" Yifei stopped Joe. "Close the door and let the fairy go!"

"woof woof"

..... in an hour.

"This is the story of Meijia and me. What do you want to do? "

"My nephew, listen to Xiao Jing, be a good boy, and make up with others, so you are a girl who is comfortable." Youyou said to Xiao Qiao in Sichuan dialect.

"Less menstruation, you don't understand. She and I are enemies. "

"I really left in advance."

-A high-end office building

"michel platini, do you want to support me?"

"Yes, but your assets must be less than 5 million, and I want you to go to the United States for training."

"How long?"

"Three years."

"I'll think about it."

bar

"Do you think Joe still likes Meijia?" Ask questions before flying.

"I think so, the first episode of last season, you know."

"Yes, the last time I was cheated by Lee Chad, Ziqiao said that the girl who comforted me turned out to be Meijia!"

"Does Meijia love or hate Xiao Qiao now?" Ask questions calmly.

"It should be annoying?" Guangu said casually. "Meijia can't wait to let Joe die. They quarreled as soon as they met. "

"How deep is love, how deep is the root." Zhang Wei murmured. For an instant, everyone looked at Zhang Wei with admiration.

"Lawyer Zhang deserves experience."

"yes"

"Uh-huh"

……

"Don't say zhang wei's words are quite reasonable. Do you want to ... "Sekiya Chinki said to everyone.

"What do you want?" Xiaoxian is puzzled.

"The Ultimate Cupid Project 2.0!"

"Why 2.0?" A Filipino is puzzled.

"This will tell you later. When Meijia comes back tomorrow, we will test her first. Then according to her attitude, we are adding oil and vinegar, which will definitely make our conspiracy succeed. "

"Guangu, you'd better learn Chinese well before you go to' add oil and vinegar'."

"What's the matter? Is there anything wrong? "

-3602, Zi Qiao's room

"Platini, er, America, I'm not going. Because ... "

Zi Qiao's inner monologue

Because of Meijia? How is that possible? Because according to the habit of picking up girls, I don't like European and American women and I can't speak foreign languages!

Hang up the phone, Joe is going to sleep, only to find that Ceng Xiaoxian has been leaning against the door frame, staring at him and laughing.

"I just ~" explained Zi Qiao.

"Needless to explain, hard life, don't need to explain. Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. "

-The next day, 3602

"Oh, Meijia, the longer the more beautiful. This dress is so beautiful. " A fly exclaimed, yes, Meijia is back.

"Cut, come on, is it counterfeit money again?" Zi Qiao rejected it.

"I use salt and soda to spray you to death, Master Lu, long time no see, still this virtue! Cut "

"Meijia, let me introduce Tang Youyou, Guangu's girlfriend." Xiaoxian introduced Meijia to you.

"Hello."

"Hello."

"This is Zhang Wei and this is Mo Yu."

"Oh, they are lovers." Meijia guessed.

There is some embarrassment in the room.

"Er, hehe, I'm a TV host-"I raised my eyebrows-"Ceng Xiaoxian!"

"She is a female doctor, Yifei."

"Wow, it's been a long time. Yifei has been admitted to the female doctor, and even Ceng Laoshi has been on TV."

"Yes, even Ceng Xiaoxian is on TV." Yifei laughed: Although she and Xiaoxian are already in that relationship, they are used to bickering and tearing each other apart. Of course, they are still very loving in private.

"What do you mean I'm incredible? This is my hard work and my invincible personality charm! "

"Guan Gu is also a girlfriend, but there are still people who look like him." Meijia said and looked at Joe. Two people shouted at the same time: "Cut!"

"Meijia came back. Let's go to dinner to celebrate. " So a group of people went to the hotel.

——360 1

"Hey ~ how no one? I should surprise them. "

"Zhan Bo! Look, this photo of your sister! "

"Wow, Ceng Laoshi hug my kiddo, both of them! I said, something! "

Apartment 360 1 room.

Meijia, Yifei, Yo-Yo and Wan Yu are sitting on the sofa.

Yifei recalled the words of screwdriver Joe: "Your task is to find out Chu Meijia's whereabouts during this time and why she suddenly came back ..."

Yifei: "Hey, Meijia, where have you been these days?"

Meijia: "Well, after I moved out of the apartment, I couldn't find a suitable place to live for a while, so I went to a friend's house for a few days ..."

At this time, Meijia didn't notice that a robot in the living room was adjusting its angle.

Next door 3602.

Zhanbo is fiddling with the computer, and Guangu and others are staring at him.

Fairy: "Joe, why are you posing like this?" Just let Yifei talk to them and let us eavesdrop. "

Zi Qiao: "What do you know? I call it knowing yourself and yourself, and you are invincible! Besides, you can go if you don't want to listen. "

Fairy: "I'd better listen, hehehehehe (showing a wretched smile)"

Three middle fingers stand up: "obscene."

The little fairy stare big eyes: "It's all eavesdropping. Why do you call me obscene? "

Zi Qiao: "Your obscene temperament is from the inside out. People want to despise you when they see you."

Zhanbo: "Well, the program has already started. Bring your headphones. "

Lift four headsets in turn and bring four heads.

Fairy: "Why do they just keep their mouths shut?"

Zi Qiao pointed to the empty socket: "Nonsense, your practice headphones are not plugged in."

Meijia: "There, one day I met a handsome guy, handsome, personable, well proportioned and charming ..."

Ten minutes later ... adjectives are not finished. ...

in half an hour ...

Meijia: "... I have never seen such a handsome man until now." Hey, what's wrong with you? "

The four people around Shihua have almost fallen asleep.

Yifei barely opened her eyes: "Ah? After that, get up and get up and get down to business. "

There is a chess match in 3602.

Zhanbo: "Yes!"

Fairy: "Ah? I lost again? "

Guan Gu: "Ceng Laoshi, you don't even know how to get a horse, and you dare to say that you can play chess?"

Zi Qiao, who has been looking at the computer, waved to others at this moment: "Come back quickly."

Three people hurriedly gather together back.

Meijia: "Do you know? That man is a producer of a program, saying that I have a good image and a good temperament ... "

Wan Yu: "Stop, Mika, you mean the producer wants you to host the show."

Meijia: "Yes, I am the youngest on weekends. Never heard of it? "

Everyone: "Oh ~"

Youyou: "Then why did you come back?"

Yifei: "You're not a liar like Sister Flash again, are you?"

Meijia: "That's not true. It's not much better to change your face He said he was a producer, and then what happened? Deputy! "

Wan Yu: "The deputy is also good."

Meijia: "Hehe (smirking), the whole program group has 17."

Yifei: "That's still a liar."

Youyou: "I have seen such people many times. When I met him, I said I could let you play the number one female. In the end, female number one was right, but she was an 80-year-old woman who was shot dead. "

Wan Yu: "No? What film? "

Youyou: "War movies, the bloody masculinity of a group of men ... their propaganda words are like this."

Yifei: "What happened later?"

Meijia: "What happened later? Of course I'm leaving. I am not stupid in Chen Meijia. "

Wan Yu: "What do you decide to do now?"

Meijia: "I don't know ... Wan Yu, do you have any friends abroad? I just want to visit America. "

Wan Yu: "This ..."

A loud cry came from next door: "America? ! ! "

Meijia: "What's wrong over there?"

A Philippines; "Maybe ... saw a UFO? A UFO crashed a car here the other day, didn't it? Looking at leisurely) "

Youyou: "Hehe ... I was so angry that day ..."

Meijia: "What are you talking about?"

Yifei: "Nothing ... But, Meijia, have you ever thought about staying?"

Meijia: "Stay, I ... (embarrassed)"

Yifei: "What's the matter? You seem hesitant? Because of Zi Qiao? "

Meijia darkly shook his head. "I don't want to mention him. I feel sick when I see him. " Immediately forced a smile: "Sister Yifei, I came back this time just to see you. Long time no see, I miss you very much. "

The next door shouted again, "What? ! ! "

Yifei waved: "Youyou, Wan Yu, a group of experts (working together)."

The two men nodded and turned to leave.

Yifei: "Don't do this. In fact, after you left, Zi Qiao felt very guilty ... "

Meijia: "I know what kind of person he is. I have nothing to do with him. "

Yifei: "But you have been together for so long, can you really let go of everything in the past and Zi Qiao?"

Meijia: "I ..."

Yifei: "Meijia, people will make many choices in their lives, some right and some wrong." Make the right choice and you can follow it. But if you do something wrong, you will regret it for the rest of your life. "

Meijia: "Yes, what's wrong?" As a result, what's the difference? "

Yifei: "Of course. It was Joe's fault last time, but didn't you think about giving him a chance? "

Meijia: "Opportunity? I gave it to him too many times, but when did he cherish it? I can give him a chance, who will give me happiness? I don't want to pin all my hopes on someone who will only let me down. "

Yifei was silent.

The next day.

Room 3602, everyone is here except Meijia.

Zi Qiao: "according to the information last night, I have to admit that the situation is very serious." Meijia hates me more than I thought. "

Yifei shook her head helplessly: "Beyond our imagination. I talked to her all night last night, and she didn't even give you a chance. "

Wan Yu: "Joe, in the final analysis, it's all your fault. If you hadn't been like that, there wouldn't be today's situation. "

The whole regiment rose up and attacked: "Yes, you have gone too far."

Zi Qiao: "Ok, now the focus is not on criticizing me, but on how to keep Meijia."

Yifei: "Don't you have plans for that night? Implemented as planned. "

Zi Qiao: "The plan can't keep up with the change. If Meijia really hates me to that extent, the plan won't work. In that case, we can only use the ultimate kill recruit ... "

Fairy: "The ultimate kill? Are you too shameless to blow yourself up? "

The monologue is called two retreats and a moment of happiness, and the whole family crematorium. Everyone hates your mother when it gets cold after committing suicide.

Guangu: "Ceng Laoshi ... changes your face. Have you played too much? ! "

Zi Qiao: "I, Lu Xiaobu, have been in love for many years, and the number of times this trick is counted." I am the only one who is unbeaten at sunrise. " Who will compete with this trick when it comes out? "

Zhanbo: "Sunflower Collection"? "

Yifei: "Don't worry about your size, can you be normal?" Don't be like Ceng Xiaoxian. "(Xiaoxian is angry. )

Youyou: "What's the trick?"

Zi Qiao: "My trick has many connotations and deadly tricks. Together, it is unparalleled. "

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