What are the jokes? Now many people will share their stories on some social platforms. There are many types of stories, some of which are very interesting. Let me share some hilarious stories with you. Let's have a look.

Tell me what 1 1, I have spicy strips and wine, so I asked if you want to go with me.

At that time, my ambition won the world, and now I retire only for him.

3. First friends, then sisters and finally children.

4. Pretend to be a city dweller. Now the earth is called a village.

5, the phone has been turned off for many years, answering the phone to see fate.

In that year, my deskmate liked to say "my palace" and I liked to say "I" best.

7. You are cheap and promising, and coquettish and foreign.

8. If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.

Teacher: Xiaoming, what do you want to be when you grow up? Xiaoming: Go to Lan Xiang to learn excavators. Teacher: Why? Xiaoming: Dig your ancestral grave!

10, sogou really loved Lin Xiao, but he loved her in a different way when he became Lu Shao.

1 1, thanks! Thank you for accompanying me all the way through the long years!

12, the rich are afraid that others will know that he has money, while the poor are afraid that others will know that he has no money.

13, you are a wonderful flower in the abnormal world.

14, maybe you don't know that I treat you like a human being, but you have taken a dog's road.

15, my goal: lose weight, get married, travel abroad and eat all over the world.

16, even if you rob my wife, what does it mean to give me a green diamond for one year?

17. The invigilator sat next to me during the exam. I just feel uncomfortable with the towel pad for menstruation. I secretly pulled my pants to move, and the teacher asked me to take them out. . .

18, I understand the truth, but I can't help but turn around when I hear others calling for beauty.

19. Today, my girlfriend asked me, "What kind of girls do you like?" I said, "No, I only like you!" " "My girlfriend was so happy ... she kissed me and then went to cook for me.

20. People who have been dissatisfied with their hairstyles always refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

2 1, I am often stupid enough to cry, but I can't beat myself.

22. Forgive you for being a dog and showing off easily.

23. I don't want to be a temporary need when others are bored.

24. If he ignores you, you start the crazy mode.

25. I heard that the comment area is haunted recently, and many people suddenly disappeared in the middle of typing. Hahaha, it's embarrassing.

26. For the rest of your life, you will wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.

27. People who love me will get rich, while those who don't love me will move bricks.

28. You can steal my sentence or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.

29. I live on the tenth floor. The elevator is broken. It has been under maintenance for two days. Too lazy to go downstairs on weekends, I ordered KFC takeout. As a result, the same big brother came for two consecutive days. The next day, he panted, "Brother, don't order KFC tomorrow. McDonald's has new products. Why don't you try? "

30. After doing homework for minutes, the mobile phone becomes jealous and coaxes her for hours.

3 1, I am online and you are offline. Why didn't you die while I was alive?

32. I want to be as thin as a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

33, the girl in front of the screen, I took off the bill this year.

Laugh and say 2 1, and gradually some people become cheap.

Sometimes what you choose is not what you want.

3. It's time to start school, and I feel like I'm going to meet my netizens.

Liking you is not the reason why you look good, but the feeling you made me in a special period that others can't.

When I get old, I won't even have my period.

6. A woman is a dog. Whoever has money will take it.

7. The only way out that life can give you is to move forward without fear.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

9. I hate perfunctory even if I don't expose it.

10, crying doesn't mean you are weak, but because you have been strong for too long.

1 1, the dim light at night is dim and ambiguous.

12, thank you for your cynicism, so that I can climb this peak now.

13, I asked the teacher what score I got in the exam, and he said, guess, I answered directly, guess or not.

14, a smile can stay all afternoon.

15, two women chasing a man, give up first with deep feelings.

16, people should learn to be good to themselves, because few people really care about you.

17, you would rather be her supporting role than my leading role.

18, it is always your choice to enter my heart or my eyes.

19, I can't bear the fleeting time, but I can't escape the teenagers here.

20. Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

2 1, sometimes alienating someone is not annoying but liking it too much.

Smiling can last all afternoon.

22, don't worry too easily about others, and finally you can only leave a heartless one.

When the top students are discussing the answers to the test paper, we should play dead.

24. Who are you in the wasted years (who will you be in the barren years)?

25. No one is pure all the way, but please don't forget your original self.

26. What one person thinks is unforgettable may have been forgotten by others.

27. I am not Gu Yuan, I am not the king of men, I am not the focus of attention, but I have her #

28. I think of you first in the morning and last in the evening.

I don't want to hide it, so I have to pretend to be happy.

30, how to shoot, how to throw!

3 1, love comes from a smile, thicker than a kiss, and dies from tears. ...

32. Some people just miss and don't contact; Just pay attention and don't bother! year

33. A person, no matter how many shortcomings she has in the eyes of those who hate her. People who like her don't care what advantages she has.

34. I miss the story as it is, and I miss the ruined each other.

Even if you are a knife, I will hold you in my hand, even if you are cut into pieces, I will not let go.

36. If there is a mountain, there is a 100 road through it.

37. When will you know how I feel?

38. Trust is like an eraser, which gradually wears away and becomes smaller in repeated mistakes.

39. Lover Liu I like the words Wan Xinyi I love you.

Do you love me? Do you miss me? Do you like me because of my face? Are you a dog?