delicious food
When village chief Xiaobo heard that the mayor was coming to inspect the village, he immediately prepared a table of delicious food to wait in the hotel.
But the mayor was late, and some villagers wondered if the hotel arranged by his village was too low-level.
Just when the village chief Xiaobo was in distress, he found the mayor's car on the roadside outside the village and asked everyone to ask for help.
When everyone rode a motorcycle and took the mayor to the hotel to welcome the dust, all the dishes on the table disappeared, especially the shark's fin, which the village chief Xiaobo didn't want to eat at ordinary times, was also taken out and put on this table.
Fortunately, the chef of the hotel immediately prepared another table to welcome the mayor. The mayor needs some entertainment after dinner. Everyone knows what the mayor needs.
Just when none of the villagers who went out to pick them up came back, the mayor who had been waiting for three hours began to get a little angry. Trying to get the hell out of here.
Just as the mayor was about to leave, a group of scrawny people outside the hotel kept eating something, and it was clear that it was just a few villagers who had just given him entertainment. Then, they all saw the mayor, a food as fat as a pig. Those skinny people are starting to drool.
PS: Of course, the mayor's final fate is to treat them as delicious food. Don't ask why, ask what the mayor did, because it happened to be July 40.
War and food
Where wars are frequent, food will be in short supply. Strangely, war correspondent Li found that the younger brother and sister of a refugee family in Iraq always looked healthy and there was no threat of hunger.
Just then, suddenly a shell flew over Iraq City. Then, it exploded in the city center. Fortunately, Li runs fast. However, I blew up a few fingers myself. Cheng Nuo thought, anyway, he is not dead, and he still has a life to go back to the countryside to see his family.
Food is still in short supply in Iraq. After all, it's good to be in the mood to open a gourmet restaurant and escape from the gunfire. In the face of a new round of blasting by the enemy, Iraqi militants also shot. Cheng Nuo immediately secretly took some photos. In the meantime, stand by and watch. Hungry, he took a few bites of chocolate and suddenly found someone staring at him. It turned out to be a little brother and sister during the day. They bit their fingers and drooled at Chen Nuo who was eating chocolate on the ground.
Cheng Nuo thought they might be hungry, so they put their heads on the ground. Avoid the attack first, and then take out the rest of the chocolate for them to eat.
But when Cheng Nuo put chocolate on his brother and sister's lips.
I was surprised to find that their mouths were sealed with glue.
PS: In the story, the little brothers and sisters that Li saw at first were all souls. They're already dead. It is impossible to show healthy and hungry children on the battlefield of war. It may be Li. He found them because of his yin and yang eyes. But how did the little brother and sister die? Because their father couldn't stop them from crying, the enemy was approaching and they sealed their mouths with glue.
Third, your head looks delicious.
"Your head looks delicious. Give me a bite! " This is a sentence that kindergarten teacher Li Yunai joked about children.
That is a threat to disobedient children who take a nap. In fact, Mr. Li usually makes a face and then kisses the children a few times. Just kidding. A little kindergarten girl who likes Miss Li for a long time. Sometimes I just don't take a nap and want Miss Li to come and kiss me. It's really a child.
Because it was discovered by parents. This is an unintentional trick, just for fun. Because the negative image of Chinese husband's wife is too bad. Parents are worried that Miss Li will really sexually abuse her daughter. So I complained to the kindergarten principal. The headmaster had to give Mr. Liu Yun a warning that he couldn't play with the students like this.
After receiving parents' complaints, Mr. Li Yun felt that parents now spoil their children too much. Do you really eat their children's heads? No. Therefore, Mr. Li Yun plans to go to kindergarten as a teacher later. After all, it is really disharmonious for men to be kindergarten teachers. Although I am a serious male teacher. After all, what men say is awesome. In the eyes of parents with girls studying, male teachers are now wolves and tigers.
Liu Yun, who went to the kindergarten teacher's house late, received a phone call a week later and said, "Miss Liu Yun, come back soon. Children, children, suddenly the phone hangs up. "
Liu Yun left his new job behind. Run to the old kindergarten to have a look. I found that the kindergarten children's heads were all eaten. Just like teacher Liu Yun said, "I'm going to eat your head."
PS: The child in the story gave it to the monster on the ceiling, and the wall monster ate its head. I heard that this monster is shy, but if you keep eating your head, he will really appear and eat your head. Especially the head of a child, he likes to eat it best. Tell parents and teachers that children have strong imitation ability. You can't make up some little lies to cheat them every day, or one day they may really be suddenly taken away by the wall monster!
Four greedy Li Meimei.
Weight Jin has been shouting to lose weight, lose weight! But the manager can't keep his mouth shut, sometimes he goes on a hunger strike for a day or two, and finally he will go to a foreign fast food restaurant to overeat on the third day.
My younger brother Li Chengcheng doesn't even know how to say that my sister Li Mei is beautiful. He usually watches Korean dramas, potato chips and coke. It's just a plan to gain weight! It's not like losing weight. Li Meimei suddenly woke up one day and decided not to lose weight! Just do a liposuction. It's not that difficult. This is a happy decision.
So Li Meimei found a plastic surgery hospital. Facing her about to go to the operating table, she calmly thought that she would finally say goodbye to her obese body. I didn't expect to enter a black shop, not just a black shop. They are also black shops controlled by alien insects.
Li Meimei saw herself trapped in a cell with a group of girls who wanted plastic surgery. Outside is a silver crustacean as big as a cat. Then the staff of the plastic surgery hospital introduced a fatter girl among the girls. Remember, several big bugs are sucking the vitality of the girl around them. The girl finally died in pain.
Li Meimei was not afraid when he saw it, as if he had discovered a new continent. Shouting at thirty or forty girls who were still alive at that time: "Sisters, look, those insects can help us lose weight. I think the liquid on their backs can quickly burn the fat in our bodies, and it is harmless and natural. Come on, girls, shell those bugs and eat their blood. I want to resist. "
Li Meimei's guess is right. Who told her that she was a doctoral student in chemistry? Hearing that they want to lose weight, a group of girls rushed to the worm team like wolves. Strive hard. No, it should be said that it was a massacre. Basically, there are also girls who call their families to kill bugs and get slimming liquid.
Li Chengcheng rushed to the plastic surgery hospital to see his sister. Because he checked this beauty salon online, it seems that girls often disappear, so he was worried to come and have a look. As a result, in a cold sweat, he saw his sister desperately killing insects, biting their backs with her teeth and sucking the liquid in their bodies. That fighting capacity is beyond the reach of a few tough guys.
PS: Finally, Li Meimei lost weight unexpectedly, and a group of alien bugs trying to invade the earth were easily eliminated by the girls on the earth. They also want to call the rest of their families here with the instruments of alien bugs. After losing weight, just drink some of their liquid. This article tells everyone that girls who are slightly overweight really praise the purchasing power and combat effectiveness of weight loss products. Remember, there are chubby girls at home, so you don't have to lose weight, just go directly to be the fighting force for earth protection.
Sisters' souls explode in terror.