My cousin is my roommate in LLM of ITC, so I call her cousin because I can imitate this classic perfectly.

My cousin's girlhood dream lover is Liang Shiqiu.

? "The ideal friend is full of interest."

This is a friend's evaluation of Liang Shiqiu.

My cousin is also a person with complete interests.

Let's talk about it first My cousin is the top Chinese scholar in their college entrance examination, and we won the first place in the postgraduate calligraphy competition. However, these are not enough to show my cousin's talent. What impressed me was her imagination, observation and creativity. For example, there was a boy with an M-nose in her college, which was named by her cousin.

"Piss on Niu Wangmo"

Because my cousin won the prize in the calligraphy competition, another person decided that my cousin must be able to walk. She took 48 poems planted in Yongzheng and let her cousin know that she only knew regular script? So I called Xiaofeng, a gifted scholar.

Great talents can't be built by Xiaofeng with a stroke of a pen.

"The new cocoon was made yesterday" (the new cocoon was picked yesterday)

Turn two pages

"Do it now ..."

Xiaofeng was furious: Yesterday, today, I engaged in Yongzheng, rogue!

Cousin is very imaginative. Besides fantasizing about marrying Liang Shiqiu, she also fantasized about it.

"Xiaofeng and I will have a daughter who looks like my brain and looks like him."

Crimson: "No, it should be that his brain is like yours."

Cousin: What's your motivation?

Crimson: Since ancient times, beautiful women have been unlucky and ugly, so there will be no trouble, but simple-minded people will be happy.

Cousin: How can you be happy if you are not good-looking?

Jiang: Just tell her that she looks good. Anyway, she is simple-minded.

When it comes to imagination, I have to mention my cousin's sense of picture. Once I told my cousin about Xiaofeng's first honest meeting with me. I humbly use a towel to wipe mud balls and gossip. My cousin will say a word after a nap.

"Oh, no"

"Oh, that's disgusting."

I used to put movies and mud balls in my head.

At that time, blogs were popular, and several of us often wrote cousins to give style to new words. One day, Xiaofeng said that cousins were unreadable. As usual, they were ashamed and angry, and the boss naturally spoke for their cousins. Xiaofeng, the comments below every article are unreadable. My comments were really readable until my cousins turned from anger to joy.

I love my cousin so much that I left my cousin several wills. For example, everything in my pigsty is inherited by my cousin. For example, it's a pity that I didn't pee under the road of philosophy department of Peking University, so that my cousin could finish it every year in Ming and Qing Dynasties. In order to ensure the execution of the will, I also set up the boss as the executor.

After graduation, my cousin went to the company first and then entered the University for Nationalities as a counselor and teacher? I sometimes go to the National People's Congress for a dance class. Every time I go to see my cousin, she is surrounded by classmates. She's too busy. I still remember that I like to watch the graduation party where one vote is hard to find. My cousin stood in line for 20 minutes with a big belly and asked me for a ticket. It was really touching.

In addition to school work, my cousin also runs her own company and sometimes takes on some lawyer business. She is also the mother of two children. I really don't know where my cousin grew up. My cousin told me that she has joined the project of customizing lipstick by her colleagues.

Jiang: You are so energetic.

Cousin: These are my sideline businesses. My main business is house speculation.

There are five suites now.

Jiang: You are really amazing. Give the rookie class a fulcrum.

Cousin: Your industry is too far away from me to give you any specific advice. I only know that starting a business must be self-disciplined and diligent.

Crimson: Haha, you've hit the nail on the head.

Jiang: I want to wait until the situation in my class is better and the economy is stable before thinking about the house.

Cousin: The economy is always unstable.

Cousin: Be self-disciplined and don't spend money indiscriminately.

Jiang: You don't need to buy buy buy to be happy.

Cousin: I just need to count my rooms and I will be very happy. Ha ha.

Jiang: In the past, my favorite thing in the dormitory was to keep matching clothes in front of the mirror.

Cousin: Still the same. Ha ha.

Jiang: No wonder we used to talk about who the boy would marry, and I would choose my cousin.

Cousin: I also choose myself. Thank you.