2, my heart is sad and painful, my eight wives are like wolves, and people regard me as enjoying the happiness of others. In fact, I am empty and lonely, who knows who knows!

You know, beauty, like flowers, needs green leaves to set off her charm.

It turns out that the most beautiful smile in the world today is a smile full of love, and I finally found my ideal.

I don't even want my life. How can you compare with me?

6. Live like a dog when you die, and don't bark when you are scolded.

7. Who thinks you are an inferiority complex? We just think you are a dog.

8. Don't pity me just because I am a flower. Push it!

Strictly speaking, I am also a thief, but I am not a prostitute. You can think of me as a thief who stole your heart.

10, why are there so many boring wastes in the world?

1 1, it is impossible to prevent it at night.

12, Tang Bohu: The ups and downs of life are so fast that I want to pee.

13, is this true? What I said cannot be broken! Not bad! I am Tang Bohu who pays equal attention to beauty and wisdom, and I am the embodiment of hero and chivalry!

14, sir: I'm left Qinglong, right Baihu, the old cow is at the waist, the faucet is at the chest, people stop killing people, and the Buddha stops killing Buddha!

15, Tang Bohu: People laugh at me because I am crazy, and I laugh at others because I can't see through. There is no tomb of Wuling heroes, no flowers, no wine and no hoe.

16, Tang Bohu: Neighbor, come quickly. A big auction of dutiful sons has just been released. Come and have a look if you don't buy it!

18, Tang Bohu: You just won the most vicious "unrecognizable foot", and the situation is very dangerous! Fortunately, I used the long-lost Juexue "Give me my Piao Quan" in time to put you back to your original shape, and now you are all right!

19, Hua 'an wrote a poem for Sanxiang (Chunxiang, Xia Xiang and Dongxiang): One Hua 'an has two eyes, three girls have six breasts.

20. Mrs. Hua: It's so exciting that I can't help praising him! No, I can't show it. But this feeling is really like walking on clouds. His touching confession can be expressed by a nifty and light bamboo board, with a strong percussion instrument at the end, which really makes me climax again and again!

2 1, Wu Zhuangyuan: miserable! Shit! Shit! Pull after eating, disperse after eating, and want to eat after eating. Life is eating Lazar! Shit!

22. Tang Bohu: I can ... play the harmonica, play the Yu Di, pick up girls, read books, watch the stars, look at people's brow, be seductive, and steal jade and fragrance!

Tang Bohu: Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! You and I have lived together for so many years, and have been teaching you to raise you as your own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people!

Tang Bohu ordered Chou-heung's classic lines.

No matter how much negative information Stephen Chow has, the audience is very supportive of him, for nothing else, but each of his classic films has captured the hearts of the audience. In the years when the cinema was not so famous, we watched the DV of Stephen Chow movies, laughing constantly, and used movie lines to chat with friends. My favorite is "Tong Pak Hu Dian Qiu Xiang". Although some people say it doesn't make sense, I see a person trying to do everything he can to pursue and change his current situation. Let's review the classic lines of "Tang Bohu Dianqiuxiang" together, to recall those seemingly meaningless but hidden movie pictures, and also thank Master Xing for bringing us the classics through the classic lines of "Tang Bohu Dianqiuxiang". No.65438 +0: Come on, come on, I've never tried anything so exciting. -this sentence is said by pomegranate, a classic in the classics. The characters are vividly portrayed, and the expression of speech is really impressive, which is very good for teasing and teasing.

Second: Don't pity me just because I am a flower. Let's go -this sentence is also said by pomegranate sister. Meeting such an open woman for the first time really made many people remember this picture, which can also be used in daily life. It must be appropriate for a friend to smile.

Third place: pomegranate: it is my pomegranate sister who is absolutely beautiful and admired by thousands of people; Tang Bohu: I have nothing against you. Why are 10,000 words omitted here? You can only omit such helplessness, and the same is true in life. In this helpless situation, it may have a good effect if you don't say it.

Fourth place: Sister Pomegranate, you are mistaken. In fact, I respect you as much as I respect my mother. -love comes suddenly, we can only say that if we don't want it, we have to find an excuse and find something more reliable to prevent the other party from really accepting this sudden love.

Fifth place: Xiao Qiang! Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you Xiao Qiang? Xiao Qiang, you can't die! This line has been in my mind for several years, and I have never forgotten it. You can say it every time you tease your girlfriend. Girls get scared when they see Xiao Qiang. This is a good sentence.

No.6: Son, you really know the goods. Of all the boats, you chose mine. I'm famous for being quick. -this sentence may not be so classic here. We will be very happy when we see the photos of the sunken ship. It also tells us that in real life, there are indeed many people who fall off the chain at critical moments, and the choice is really important.

Seventh place: boy, from today on, you are a humble servant in Washington, and 9527 is your lifelong password. Get to work! -

Eighth place: Chou-heung! What do you think of Hua 'an's character? -You should remember all the answers here, fool! I was really moved by Tang Bohu's shameless as always. Keep hitting the wall. Hold on. Can you do it in life?

Ninth place: Chou-heung, you are too impulsive, but no wonder, you are still young, but I like it! -is there the most lewd sentence? That lewd expression, Doby's girlfriend, it's not bad to adjust the living atmosphere.

Issue 10: fortunately, I tried my best to protect my face and my handsome appearance was preserved. I'll tell her tonight to see if Chou-heung is in a mood. Lyrics and lines are expressed in the form of rap, and we should be able to appreciate Tang Bohu's calm and fearless mentality.

Classic Quotations: Life is neither the love of the past nor the unpopularity of the future.

Classic Quotations: Life doesn't love the past, and it won't meet 1 in the future. Don't wait for the perfect moment. Seize the moment and you can make it perfect. Growth is like this, painful and happy. You have to accept all the harm that the world has brought you, and then grow up without fear. The shed is too small and the shed is too big. I don't want to give up. The more I give up, the more I get. Give up before you can pursue anything.

I see, there are still things in the world that I can't forget no matter how busy I am. I'm busy living, studying, at least watching movies, but I still want to hug you.

The most important thing in a woman's life is nothing more than two things: making a living and courtship. No love, torture the soul, no money, wronged the body.

I didn't stay when we broke up, not because I didn't like you, but because I knew you didn't like me, or that you didn't like me, so we separated, so we all lived in peace.

When you want to talk to someone, you find that there are some things you can't say, some things you don't need to say, some things you can't say at all, and even if you say it, you will regret it immediately. Then the best way is to calm down, and the only person who can really calm down is himself!

6. Although we are ordinary in life, we can't be ashamed because we are not outstanding. Even if we can't stand out from the crowd, as long as we are still diligent. I believe that without the fragrance of spring flowers, autumn leaves must have the beauty of flowers.

7. The simplest love is that even if you refuse me, I won't complain about you, but I won't come any closer. If you want something from me, I will still do my best. From now on, I will hide my love and try my best to live well. I hope you do the same.

8, people have no long-term worries, there must be near worries, people have no long-term worries, there must be far worries!

9, boys only look at the truth, girls only look at attitude, there is no way to unify.

10, growth is a transaction, and we all exchange innocence and impersonal whiteness for the courage to grow up.

1 1. Only by living beautifully will the world be gentle with you.

12. Stubbornness in life has created a burden for life, produced deviations, and increased the heaviness of life. The world is full of noise and needs inner clarity and insight. Those troubles that are tapered are nothing more than romantic. If you live in the past, you will have an epiphany.

13, life is like a consumption, I hope you can spend your good time on the people and things you like.

14, people who are full of heart never lack love, because you know that others will love you only if you know how to love yourself.

15, this feeling is really bad, because I was happy for a long time in one sentence and found that everything was half-hearted. I like it too obviously, or it's worthless.

16, seldom sunny, seldom rainy, seldom have you in my life.

17, I really don't want to kidnap anyone in the name of feelings. If no one wants to stay, I'll turn off the lights.

18, being single is not the best, but being comfortable and rich is.

19, I'm not afraid of making mistakes, I'm afraid of repeating the same mistakes, I'm not afraid of being bad, I'm afraid of never believing that I can be good.

20. The past life is not love, and the future is unwelcome.

Sa Beining's classic quotations

1. Love is like a ghost. It's up to you to listen to what others say.

2. Because one eye is blind, I don't know Daizong; I don't understand the eternal sky for a moment. The boundlessness of heaven and earth is mostly hidden in the struggle without desire; The wisdom of the world is often born of warmth and humility. It means that elephants are invisible and loud. Not arrogant, not without ambition. If you don't show it, you are capable.

I have never seen such a beautiful female lawyer, so I will be very happy as your client.

But I think there are many firsts, which may come with the experience of life, and you will never stop as long as you want.

All the tears many years ago have condensed into snow-white salt crystals in today's heart. Touch it with the tip of your tongue, and you can taste a touch of bitterness. Then slowly, there will be a little bit of sweetness. It is not only the city that stands up again, but also the human soul. Light a candle for all those who leave and those who stay to dispel the darkness tonight. Light the way for all who go home.

6. The rule of law is power.

7. My parents seem to let me go my own way, but their eyes are always behind me.

8. Opportunity is a thief. When he comes, catch him once and for all.

9. I was shocked and happy for nine days, and all the good days were ready. But I was in the dark, and everyone knew that I was confused. Warm-hearted, familiar people are foaming at the mouth. From now on, there is no need to worry about anything. There are always more eunuchs than emperors.

10. In this way, we laughed, danced, sang and hugged each other with tears. I haven't even had time to cast a farewell look, but I have run away, leaving my crying behind the wind. I'm not worried, because I will come again these days. In the passing time, we carefully carved our own marks and soaked each other's breath. These days will definitely come again, just as we met last spring. Remember the way you came? Flowers bloomed at that time and will continue next year.

1 1. In the process of practicing dance, every experience is unforgettable, blood and tears are intertwined, and it is difficult to write!

12. To be a successful host, there are only two words, and that is persistence.

13. Do you know why they don't fall in love when they go to college? Because they had it in high school.

14. Actually, I've been listening to every word Tao Jingying said at the beginning of his speech today, and I'm also listening to every question you young people raised. I can tell you that our program will never tell young people that in today's society, children who are not so outstanding in appearance will certainly succeed in standing in the center of the stage, and I will never tell you this, because rest assured, there will be more beautiful young people than you. If you have seen the opening lecture of this issue, there may be a child who is not particularly outstanding in appearance, sitting in front of the TV and saying to himself, well, I will be as successful as Tao Jingying, because she is not so beautiful. Wrong, I must tell you, you should tell yourself, I will be as successful as Tao Jingying, because she loves herself and is full of confidence in herself. She never gives up on herself and never gives up on her efforts.

15. Actually, I am a very noisy person in private.

16. Don't believe that you don't lose at the starting line of life. Only the 100-meter dash can care about the starting line. Life is a marathon. Who have you seen standing at the starting line of the marathon? Everyone started in piles, and who can stick to the end is the most important.

17. The road of life is long, but the key is only a few steps. If it weren't for my father's timely guidance and education, my development would not be so smooth.

18. Life needs and it is necessary to experience some bumps and failures. Because of these setbacks, you will find that life is not as smooth and beautiful as ordinary people think. Only after these experiences will your potential ability be stimulated in difficulties.

19. If fate is the worst screenwriter in the world, you should strive to be the best actor in your life.

20. There are no small things in life, and everything is a major event worth thinking about. Life needs and deserves serious consideration.

2 1. The so-called friend is to see you become a better person.

22. I am not a galloping pony. But you said, the sky is high and the clouds are light, so just run. Clear direction, step by step. I am not a carefree seedling. You are worried but not angry. You are bound but not bound. Just patiently, in those days when I didn't realize it, I silently and artistically trimmed the rebellious and twisted branches. There are too many names to thank them all. We must thank them one by one, because they are all benefactors.

I never refuse the importance of material life. You can't always use your parents' money to pay for your dreams. But a person with a dream is not easy to starve to death. As long as you do what you really love every day, you will be happier than others. I'm leaving now not because I'm insisting, but because I'm happy every day here.

24. What comes into contact with the school is the legal procedure. 10 sharpen a sword! If it is completely reformed, it will never return to the legal process.

25. My fans can be called Sachima.

26. Always full of passion, I believe the first place is mine!

Humor is not a skill, but an attitude towards life.

28. Only rationality can solve things fairly, let rationality regulate life, and at the same time do not give up the opportunity to solve things through law. This is the essence of the legal system.

29. Are there any new people with such wrinkles? Is it walnut skin?

30. The straight road will never be stimulated by detours. What makes you happiest in life is not necessarily the straight Tian Tong Avenue, but the winding but full of scenery. Since understanding can't be a road to Rome, why bother about what can't be changed? Choose every detour, accept every detour, and turn every turn into a landscape and treasure of life.

3 1. I still believe that there will be beautiful scenery, even if it is foggy in front of me. Because, I have seen it in those sunny days. So let's go. Riding on a horse and sailing at will, I love clouds and fog.