I wanted to be thin, but now I am fat.
3. Marriage is like this. Find the right person, and be romantic for a lifetime; I've got the wrong person. I've been talking about swords all my life!
4. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent; It's no use if you are fat.
I hope my salary will make me feel guilty and feel that I don't deserve such a high salary.
6. I fell in love with my bed, and we were made for each other. But the alarm clock doesn't think so, jealous little man.
7. I really want to talk about a love that your mother took 10 million to let me leave you.
8. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I want you to vomit blood when I remove makeup.
9. In order to find out the cause of insomnia yesterday, I have insomnia again today.
10. My classmates helped me with my lessons for three months. Finally, his grades also dropped.
1 1. Every time I cram for the Buddha's feet, the Buddha always kicks me.
12. It is said that people with big faces can't use touch-screen mobile phones because they hang up when they smile.
13. People have lost their waist and buttocks. Why do we have to start with brain cells?
14. I finally found myself with a habit, if depravity is a habit.
15. I think it's good to make a phone call. What I said is valuable.
16. It's very cold. Boyfriend has a boyfriend, girlfriend has a girlfriend, I'm fine: I'm not cold!
17. In your mother's eyes, all you have is "How old are you?" And "How old are you!" These two eras, these two eras may cross.
18. If I meet the right person and want to spend all my luck, please leave him alone. I want to play cards in the new year!
19. The world is really small. When I don't wear makeup, I always meet some people I want to see on purpose. I don't know what to do. I meet my ex hastily, no disguised date, and no makeup to meet my rival in love.
20. On the high-speed rail, a handsome guy sat in my seat. I thought at that time, since I was away from home, I just ignored it and sat down in his arms.
2 1. I just saw the photos of my former classmates in the group, which made me deeply feel that an ugly duckling can also become an ugly old duck.
22. How do you describe your cooking? You can make a good kitchen. You may not believe it, but the pot moved first.
23. I saw a star with a good figure on TV and asked my husband if he liked it. My husband said he didn't like it. Me: I don't like such a good figure? Husband: If I like a good figure, what do I need you for?