Don't flirt with me, or I will flirt with you.

3. Friends are not afraid of being really bad, but they are afraid of being fake.

4. Give you something you have to cherish, especially your face!

No matter how big your circle is, talk to me well.

6, invite you to eat fish when you are free, it seems that you are quite picky!

7. The killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.

8. Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

9. I'm not fat, it's swelling caused by allergies to life.

10, if you can't love me, you can't irritate me and get your hands on my loneliness.

1 1. The biggest tragedy in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.

No matter how strong I am, you will always be my weakness.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

14, you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so long.

15, why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

16, instead of comforting yourself with ordinary and valuable things, try to live beautifully.

17, perverts should be early, if they come too late, happiness will not be so good.

18, fortunately, I am ugly and have never experienced what you said.

19, not to mention matches, 1 yuan lighters can also light 1 million yuan cigarettes.

20. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil! It is difficult for rich people to have no money!

2 1. Just because I gave you one more look in the crowd, you asked me to answer the questions on the blackboard.

22, summer vacation for two months, I don't know how this month came.

23. A real brother is your woman when you need her most.

24, tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

25. Women are not Oreos. Please stop twisting, licking and soaking.

26. Sometimes we are so sensitive that no one looks down on you, but we don't look at you at all.

27. I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

28. Who says you have no perseverance? Aren't you single for decades?

29, the face is a thing outside the body, you can want it, money is a must, you must want it.

30. I have thought about the five words "special efforts", and I have only achieved the first four.

3 1, you pervert, calling you scum, sorry for other scum, scum? You deserve it too.

32. The most useless thing in the world is a paycheck. I get angry when I read it. My ass is too thin.

33. I used to have eight abdominal muscles. When I was practicing the ninth abdominal muscle, I was possessed.

34. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut and changed my ugly method.

35. Those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who look bad and like to eat are called gits!

36. An impulsive person like me should give a good beating and be careful and calm.

37. A woman's pride is not how loyal a man is, but how good you are after leaving him.

38. Nowadays, people want to find someone when they are full and have nothing to do. I am awesome. I can hardly eat enough.

39. Giving up smoking for boys is the same as losing weight for women. The less they lose, the fatter they get. The more they quit smoking, the more they smoke!

40. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers for you on the wall.

4 1, I believe that time can really change a person, just like you were ugly before, and then you became more and more ugly.

42. When I was brilliant, I was surrounded by friends. When I was down and out, I didn't even have a dog with me.

43, wearing a tide, the tide is over, it is non-mainstream. Dress sexy, too sexy, and sit on the stage.

44. The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

45. I have been single for a long time. Even when jiaozi sees two sticks together, he has to separate them with a shovel.

46. New definition of moonlight clan: I will eat whatever the dog eats at the beginning of the month, and I will eat whatever the dog eats at the end of the month.

47. Li Bai was about to go by boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. Making a scene is the most dazzling national style.

48. Some people say I am fat. Oh, do you know this is called money? I'm adapting to the life of a rich woman in advance.

49. I heard on my cell phone that there was radiation next to the pillow, which scared me to get up and throw it away. It scared me to death.

50. I used to be an angel, and the reason why I can't go back to heaven is because the delicious food on earth is so tempting that I am fat.

5 1. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

52. Seeing that everyone's boyfriends are getting uglier and uglier, I know that everyone is serious and really getting married.

As a dress, you can't take a bath by yourself, and you want me to help you wash it. You said, you can't lose face!

54. The above is a selection of 56 naughty sentences of Tik Tok that I shared with you. Welcome to read the collection.

55. There is a best feeling that the mobile phone is fully charged, and it is finally possible to unplug the charger and roll to the other side of the bed.

Stop talking about the ideal of meeting the right person at the best age. I just want to get something for nothing at the best age, and I can surf and lie around at any time.

57. There is only one reason to move forward and one hundred reasons to retreat. Many people find a hundred reasons to prove that he is not a coward all day, but never prove that he is a warrior with one reason.

58. I have prepared Tik Tok's naughty copywriting encyclopedia for everyone. Let's take a look at friends who want to know. Life is like anxiety, without accurate lyrics, it is thrilling.