2. Me: I want a dragon. Magic lamp: Dude, be realistic! Me: Then give me a date. Magic lamp: What color dragon do you want?

I seriously doubt that Yue Lao knitted long trousers with my red thread.

Mom said that the sweat and tears you shed after getting married are all the water in your mind when you choose a husband.

Don't expect to lose weight, Bajie hasn't lost weight after walking hundreds of miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

6.20 19 my new year's resolution is: people are thin and wallets are bulging! God, please! Don't make a mistake again, 20 18 gave me rectification.

7. Time is not pig feed, and time is not a knife to kill pigs. Time becomes feed and knife because you are a pig.

8. I bought a piece of chicken breast and cried after eating it. Even chickens have breasts, but I don't.

9. Men like beautiful faces, and women like sweet words. So women wear makeup and men lie to appreciate each other.

10. I can't find it anywhere, but I'm still lamenting the small waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat! Boss, another cage of steamed bread!

1 1. I fight for my face in spring, my figure in summer, my temperament in autumn and my personality in winter, but I can't afford anything, so I have to work hard.

12. What girls call going out to play is to wash their hair, put on beautiful clothes, find a place to take a selfie, and then send a state.

13. Four tragedies in life: too poor to do bad things, too ripe to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat and too sleepy to sleep!

14. You are so beautiful. First of all, you should thank your parents. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

15. envy those who can fall asleep as soon as they lie down. If I lie down, don't make up stories, don't set a good role, close my eyes and start acting in my mind, I will definitely lose sleep.

16. It was really hard to look at myself in the mirror this morning. I think God is so unfair. Why can't I have a beautiful, lovely, sensible, kind, smart and lovely daughter, while my mother can!

17. After thinking about it, I really haven't had that kind of energy, that kind of enthusiasm, that kind of hope for life for a long time. Now, I want to sleep when I wake up every day.

18. It's not feelings that are unreliable, but people! The more broken the car, the more spare tires!

19. The quality of friends circle is particularly high at night. Funeral, coquettish, drinking, sleeping. Only I am different! I am hungry again.

20. I think it's better not to play mobile phones at home all day, or to ask more friends out for a walk and then find a place to play mobile phones together.