Li: Audience friends, the soldiers and I are here to bow to you!

Zhao: I salute you!

Da: The crosstalk we are going to talk about today is our new work this year.

Li: That's right!

Rita: We'll give it to you as a Spring Festival gift.

Li: I hope you like it, hahahahaha. ...

Zhao: This mobile phone in my hand is the latest product of our company. This is a gift for today's Spring Festival.

Li: Everybody, it's fun to listen to cross talk!

Zhao: Ladies and gentlemen, mobile phones are affordable!

Big: Let's listen to friends who are willing to listen to cross talk!

Zhao: Just shout if you want a mobile phone!

Li: I'll take this part first ...

Zhao: Do you want it? One, two, three.

Li: Stop!

Li: Disrupting, isn't it? What's the matter with you?

Zhao: What do you mean by smashing a venue? I deliver free mobile phones here.

Big: Ah, you mean your mobile phone is free.

Zhao: That's right!

Big: It's free.

Zhao: Hey.

Big: Friends, this is a liar!

Li: Ladies and gentlemen, don't be fooled!

Zhao: What is a liar? Hey, a veritable free mobile phone.

Da: How can it be free?

Li: Tell me.

Zhao: This mobile phone is not only free, but also responsible for all telephone charges. You will be fined if you play less. If you play more, we will get a reward.

Li: Oh, please speak more clearly.

Zhao: I said, even if you make international calls 24 hours a day.

Li: How about that?

Zhao: We are free, too.

Li: Do you have a size?

Z: Certainly.

Li: What size?

Zhao: 74174174741

Li: Huh?

Zhao: You can remember this: piss you off, piss you off, piss you off.

Li: Why am I so angry?

Zhao: Well, I caught it. hey ...

Big: Hey, hey, hey, don't worry. Don't worry, everyone. I am a kind person.

Li: Yes!

Rita: I am a real person.

Li: I see.

Rita: I am a brave man.

Li: That's right.

Big: This is obviously a scam.

Li: Yes.

Big: I can't watch everyone being cheated.

Li: What should we do?

I'm telling you, this time, let me do it, liar. Let me get it.

Li: I am very angry with you.

Big: it's better to provoke you than to provoke me.

Li: What do you need this for?

Zhao: Have a nice call! Goodbye!

Big: Hey, come back!

Zhao: Why?

Do you really take me for 250?

Zhao: What do you mean?

Big shot: Why don't you charge for all these exciting things? You must sign a contract for me.

Li: Good!

Big: You give it to me! Give it to me!

Li: No, guilty?

Zhao: What is fake? Our company has some small conditions.

Li: What? Tell me.

Zhao: I'm afraid you can't accept it.

Li: Hey, tell me.

Zhao: When this mobile phone is talking, advertisements sometimes appear.

Li: Advertising?

Zhao: You must listen.

Li: Listening to advertisements?

I tell you, I grew up listening to advertisements, and now I don't listen to advertisements every day.

Li: How about that?

I'll catch a cold.

Zhao: What's the disease?

Zhao: You must promise to make phone calls for eight hours every day, so the fine will be less.

I want to call 18 hours. Can't you give me money?

Zhao: How clever. You can't damage the mobile phone. You must compensate for the loss.

Li: Well, you have to pay.

I'm telling you, if a piece of paint falls off this mobile phone, I'll compensate his father.

Li: Huh? Give my dad back to him?

Rita: Give him my father back!

Li: No need!

Zhao: What do I need so many dads for? Ah! Ah!

Li: What about the deed of sale? This is ...

Big: if you sign it, you can't run in black and white. Ok, let's find a place for the injection.

Zhao: An injection? See you in a month!

Li: Hey, hey, hey, you have to mess with me once.

Zhao: What, you want it too?

Li: Of course!

Zhao: Not so much!

Li: I also like listening to advertisements.

Zhao: That won't do.

Big: I want to use everything. It's free. Can you pass? Call your wife, who is fuller than Yang Guifei, and report her happiness. Hey, it's through. Hello?

Li: Hello?

Big; Honey.

Li: Who do you call Baby?

Big: I call you honey.

Li: Me. ...

Big shot: Dear, MUA, meowed, meowed.

Li: You smelly rascal!

Big: don't hang up, don't hang up, wife, it's me. Your husband is a soldier.

Li: Oh, it's Bing Bing. Bingbing, why did you choose such an unlucky number?

I was just about to give you good news. I just got a free phone call.

Li: Bing Bing, how many times have I told you that you should go to the hospital for a good check-up.

Big: I have nothing to do. What should I do in the hospital?

Li: Look at that. Last year, you picked up a free electricity meter. After installation, this word runs faster than Liu Xiang. Last month, you picked up a free refrigerator, put an egg in it the first day, and hatched six chickens the next day. Today, you picked up this free phone again. Bingbing, are your mental symptoms getting worse?

Big shot: You are crazy.

Li: You are crazy.

Big shot: You are crazy.

Li: Me. ...

Light: Are you crazy? Do you need to see a doctor?

Da: Well, here comes this advertisement.

Guang: Our hospital is internationally certified by WCC and specializes in treating various mental diseases. Tel: 747474 1.

Big: Eh, this figure is too similar to mine.

Li: Bing Bing, you asked me to see a mental illness.

David Attenborough: I didn't say that. This is a telephone advertisement.

Li: What advertisements can there be on the mobile phone?

Big: Otherwise, how can we call it a toll-free number? People say that you must listen to advertisements. If I hit him less, I will get angry. If I hit him more, I will reward him.

Li: Bingbing, do you treat me like a fool and want to make me happy?

Wide; Fool broad beans, the more you eat, the funnier you get!

Li: You are making fun of me again!

Light: Acne cream, fight acne in the end!

Li: Oh dear! Bingbing, you are angry with me!

Don't be angry, wife. That's an advertisement!

Li: What advertisement?

L: These are two advertisements.

Li: Bingbing, I can't live with you like this!

Do you want a divorce?

Li: Huh?

Guang: Do you want to start a new life?

Li: I think!

Guang: Then come to the divorce office where Yuanyang was beaten. This office has not remarried!

Li: Oh dear!

Why did I receive such an immoral advertisement?

Li: Bing Bing, you found everything! Tomorrow morning, I will divorce you!

Da: Oh, gnome male-",wife gnome male-"?

Da: No, my wife misunderstood. Last year, he said he wanted to divorce me. Call my mother-in-law to explain. Hello?

Li: Who is it?

Lao Niang, it's me. Your son-in-law is a soldier.

Li: It's a soldier. What happened? Did the couple quarrel?

Big: No quarrel.

Li: No quarrel. Are you divorced?

Do n't go by what she says It was a misunderstanding!

Li: This is a misunderstanding. All right, all right. I'm relieved to hear that.

Don't worry, I'm just calling to congratulate you on the New Year.

Li: Thank you.

I wish you a happy new year. ...

Li: How's it going recently?

Guang: fever and chills, weakness of limbs, backache and cold hands and feet.

Li: Bingbing, I didn't scold you.

G: Please use the new medicine-Stretching Legs and Staring Pills.

Li Heda: Oh dear!

Li: Bing Bing, you are scolding me!

Don't be angry, old lady. This is an advertisement.

Li: Well, advertisements, look at my health. It really makes me sick.

G: Do you have stomachache, bloating and stomach cramps?

Li: My stomach has stopped hurting!

G: Do you have headache, dizziness and head spasm?

Li: I'm not dizzy either.

G: Do you have urgency, frequent urination and spasm?

Li: Will there be any pain in urine?

G: Please use Chili diapers. One pair of pants is four pairs of pants!

Li Heda: Oh dear!

I said, can you stop this advertisement for a while? Mom, are you okay?

Li: I'm fine. Tomorrow morning, let our daughter divorce you!

Big: This old lady!

Big: My father-in-law called! Explain to his old man's house quickly

Da: Hello, Dad.

Li: Don't call me dad, I don't have a dad like you at all!

Big: huh?

Li: Wrong! I don't have an uncle like you!

Da: Oh, Dad, don't be angry. Let me explain!

Li: explain to me what, if you are angry with your mother, I will fight you!

Guang: Brand boxing gloves are effective with one punch and lose teeth with two punches!

Li: Good boy, you have to use force with me. Ok, I'll find someone who can use it. ...

G: Do you need a kitchen knife? Hemp seed kitchen knife, extremely sharp!

Li: Oh, you want to play with me!

Da: Dad, how dare I touch a knife with you here! I want to invite you to dinner!

Li: You are angry with me. What can you buy me to eat?

Light: powerful rat poison, one pill will work!

Li: Good boy, you have to give me medicine to die. This is not a son-in-law. I'm going to the police station to sue you! Wow-

Big: Dad, Dad!

David Eddie: I knew it. Cheap goods are not good, good goods are not cheap! Call whoever offends you and don't want money. Simply, I'll turn it off!

This mobile phone reminds you that if you don't play for 8 hours today, you will be fined 65,438+10,000 yuan!

Li: Me. ...

Machine: this mobile phone reminds you: damage your mobile phone and compensate your father.

Big: keep playing.

Hey, sister-in-law, I am your brother-in-law. Why can't you hear me? It's my fault, not the widow, but my brother-in-law ... help!

Light: If you want to be healthy, use it sooner or later. I see Bao Xiao every day. See Bao Xiao every day! ……

Zhao: A month has passed. Let me see how the person who uses the toll-free phone is now.

Zhao; Teacher Jin Dou, have you ever seen a soldier?

Li: Soldier, I haven't seen you for over a month!

Zhao; Is anybody there?

Li: Let me see, let me see.

Li and Zhao: Hey, here we come!

Big: Old wine is easy to drink. ...

Zhao: We have another volunteer advertising promoter!

Zhao: Hi, how are you?

Big: I won't get sick this year, I won't get sick, I won't get sick, I won't get sick, and I will take painkillers when I get sick. Antonin, Antonin, Antonin ...

Zhao: Soldier, what's it like to call for free?

Great: Great, flying feeling!

Zhao: How about your mobile phone?

Big: whether the mobile phone is good or not, whoever uses it knows!

Zhao: This hair needs washing!

Yes, it is healthier to wash.

Li: Look, they are all standing up!

Big: I choose, I like it.

Li and Zhao: Why?

Big: It's good to be a woman.

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Li: Audience friends, the soldiers and I are here to bow to you!

Zhao: I salute you!

Da: The crosstalk we are going to talk about today is our new work this year.

Li: That's right!

Rita: We'll give it to you as a Spring Festival gift.

Li: I hope you like it, hahahahaha. ...

Zhao: This mobile phone in my hand is the latest product of our company. This is a gift for today's Spring Festival.

Li: Everybody, it's fun to listen to cross talk!

Zhao: Ladies and gentlemen, mobile phones are affordable!

Big: Let's listen to friends who are willing to listen to cross talk!

Zhao: Just shout if you want a mobile phone!

Li: I'll take this part first ...

Zhao: Do you want it? One, two, three.

Li: Stop!

Li: Disrupting, isn't it? What's the matter with you?

Zhao: What do you mean by smashing a venue? I deliver free mobile phones here.

Big: Ah, you mean your mobile phone is free.

Zhao: That's right!

Big: It's free.

Zhao: Hey.

Big: Friends, this is a liar!

Li: Ladies and gentlemen, don't be fooled!

Zhao: What is a liar? Hey, a veritable free mobile phone.

Da: How can it be free?

Li: Tell me.

Zhao: This mobile phone is not only free, but also responsible for all telephone charges. You will be fined if you play less. If you play more, we will get a reward.

Li: Oh, please speak more clearly.

Zhao: I said, even if you make international calls 24 hours a day.

Li: How about that?

Zhao: We are free, too.

Li: Do you have a size?

Z: Certainly.

Li: What size?

Zhao: 74174174741

Li: Huh?

Zhao: You can remember this: piss you off, piss you off, piss you off.

Li: Why am I so angry?

Zhao: Well, I caught it. hey ...

Big: Hey, hey, hey, don't worry. Don't worry, everyone. I am a kind person.

Li: Yes!

Rita: I am a real person.

Li: I see.

Rita: I am a brave man.

Li: That's right.

Big: This is obviously a scam.

Li: Yes.

Big: I can't watch everyone being cheated.

Li: What should we do?

I'm telling you, this time, let me do it, liar. Let me get it.

Li: I am very angry with you.

Big: it's better to provoke you than to provoke me.

Li: What do you need this for?

Zhao: Have a nice call! Goodbye!

Big: Hey, come back!

Zhao: Why?

Do you really take me for 250?

Zhao: What do you mean?

Big shot: Why don't you charge for all these exciting things? You must sign a contract for me.

Li: Good!

Big: You give it to me! Give it to me!

Li: No, guilty?

Zhao: What is fake? Our company has some small conditions.

Li: What? Tell me.

Zhao: I'm afraid you can't accept it.

Li: Hey, tell me.

Zhao: When this mobile phone is talking, advertisements sometimes appear.

Li: Advertising?

Zhao: You must listen.

Li: Listening to advertisements?

I tell you, I grew up listening to advertisements, and now I don't listen to advertisements every day.

Li: How about that?

I'll catch a cold.

Zhao: What's the disease?

Zhao: You must promise to make phone calls for eight hours every day, so the fine will be less.

I want to call 18 hours. Can't you give me money?

Zhao: How clever. You can't damage the mobile phone. You must compensate for the loss.

Li: Well, you have to pay.

I'm telling you, if a piece of paint falls off this mobile phone, I'll compensate his father.

Li: Huh? Give my dad back to him?

Rita: Give him my father back!

Li: No need!

Zhao: What do I need so many dads for? Ah! Ah!

Li: What about the deed of sale? This is ...

Big: if you sign it, you can't run in black and white. Ok, let's find a place for the injection.

Zhao: An injection? See you in a month!

Li: Hey, hey, hey, you have to mess with me once.

Zhao: What, you want it too?

Li: Of course!

Zhao: Not so much!

Li: I also like listening to advertisements.

Zhao: That won't do.

Big: I want to use everything. It's free. Can you pass? Call your wife, who is fuller than Yang Guifei, and report her happiness. Hey, it's through. Hello?

Li: Hello?

Big; Honey.

Li: Who do you call Baby?

Big: I call you honey.

Li: Me. ...

Big shot: Dear, MUA, meowed, meowed.

Li: You smelly rascal!

Big: don't hang up, don't hang up, wife, it's me. Your husband is a soldier.

Li: Oh, it's Bing Bing. Bingbing, why did you choose such an unlucky number?

I was just about to give you good news. I just got a free phone call.

Li: Bing Bing, how many times have I told you that you should go to the hospital for a good check-up.

Big: I have nothing to do. What should I do in the hospital?

Li: Look at that. Last year, you picked up a free electricity meter. After installation, this word runs faster than Liu Xiang. Last month, you picked up a free refrigerator, put an egg in it the first day, and hatched six chickens the next day. Today, you picked up this free phone again. Bingbing, are your mental symptoms getting worse?

Big shot: You are crazy.

Li: You are crazy.

Big shot: You are crazy.

Li: Me. ...

Light: Are you crazy? Do you need to see a doctor?

Da: Well, here comes this advertisement.

Guang: Our hospital is internationally certified by WCC and specializes in treating various mental diseases. Tel: 747474 1.

Big: Eh, this figure is too similar to mine.

Li: Bing Bing, you asked me to see a mental illness.

David Attenborough: I didn't say that. This is a telephone advertisement.

Li: What advertisements can there be on the mobile phone?

Big: Otherwise, how can we call it a toll-free number? People say that you must listen to advertisements. If I hit him less, I will get angry. If I hit him more, I will reward him.

Li: Bingbing, do you treat me like a fool and want to make me happy?

Wide; Fool broad beans, the more you eat, the funnier you get!

Li: You are making fun of me again!

Light: Acne cream, fight acne in the end!

Li: Oh dear! Bingbing, you are angry with me!

Don't be angry, wife. That's an advertisement!

Li: What advertisement?

L: These are two advertisements.

Li: Bingbing, I can't live with you like this!

Do you want a divorce?

Li: Huh?

Guang: Do you want to start a new life?

Li: I think!

Guang: Then come to the divorce office where Yuanyang was beaten. This office has not remarried!

Li: Oh dear!

Why did I receive such an immoral advertisement?

Li: Bing Bing, you found everything! Tomorrow morning, I will divorce you!

Da: Oh, gnome male-",wife gnome male-"?

Da: No, my wife misunderstood. Last year, he said he wanted to divorce me. Call my mother-in-law to explain. Hello?

Li: Who is it?

Lao Niang, it's me. Your son-in-law is a soldier.

Li: It's a soldier. What happened? Did the couple quarrel?

Big: No quarrel.

Li: No quarrel. Are you divorced?

Do n't go by what she says It was a misunderstanding!

Li: This is a misunderstanding. All right, all right. I'm relieved to hear that.

Don't worry, I'm just calling to congratulate you on the New Year.

Li: Thank you.

I wish you a happy new year. ...

Li: How's it going recently?

Guang: fever and chills, weakness of limbs, backache and cold hands and feet.

Li: Bingbing, I didn't scold you.

G: Please use the new medicine-Stretching Legs and Staring Pills.

Li Heda: Oh dear!

Li: Bing Bing, you are scolding me!

Don't be angry, old lady. This is an advertisement.

Li: Well, advertisements, look at my health. It really makes me sick.

G: Do you have stomachache, bloating and stomach cramps?

Li: My stomach has stopped hurting!

G: Do you have headache, dizziness and head spasm?

Li: I'm not dizzy either.

G: Do you have urgency, frequent urination and spasm?

Li: Will there be any pain in urine?

G: Please use Chili diapers. One pair of pants is four pairs of pants!

Li Heda: Oh dear!

I said, can you stop this advertisement for a while? Mom, are you okay?

Li: I'm fine. Tomorrow morning, let our daughter divorce you!

Big: This old lady!

Big: My father-in-law called! Explain to his old man's house quickly

Da: Hello, Dad.

Li: Don't call me dad, I don't have a dad like you at all!

Big: huh?

Li: Wrong! I don't have an uncle like you!

Da: Oh, Dad, don't be angry. Let me explain!

Li: explain to me what, if you are angry with your mother, I will fight you!

Guang: Brand boxing gloves are effective with one punch and lose teeth with two punches!

Li: Good boy, you have to use force with me. Ok, I'll find someone who can use it. ...

G: Do you need a kitchen knife? Hemp seed kitchen knife, extremely sharp!

Li: Oh, you want to play with me!

Da: Dad, how dare I touch a knife with you here! I want to invite you to dinner!

Li: You are angry with me. What can you buy me to eat?

Light: powerful rat poison, one pill will work!

Li: Good boy, you have to give me medicine to die. This is not a son-in-law. I'm going to the police station to sue you! Wow-

Big: Dad, Dad!

David Eddie: I knew it. Cheap goods are not good, good goods are not cheap! Call whoever offends you and don't want money. Simply, I'll turn it off!

This mobile phone reminds you that if you don't play for 8 hours today, you will be fined 65,438+10,000 yuan!

Li: Me. ...

Machine: this mobile phone reminds you: damage your mobile phone and compensate your father.

Big: keep playing.

Hey, sister-in-law, I am your brother-in-law. Why can't you hear me? It's my fault, not the widow, but my brother-in-law ... help!

Light: If you want to be healthy, use it sooner or later. I see Bao Xiao every day. See Bao Xiao every day! ……

Zhao: A month has passed. Let me see how the person who uses the toll-free phone is now.

Zhao; Teacher Jin Dou, have you ever seen a soldier?

Li: Soldier, I haven't seen you for over a month!

Zhao; Is anybody there?

Li: Let me see, let me see.

Li and Zhao: Hey, here we come!

Big: Old wine is easy to drink. ...

Zhao: We have another volunteer advertising promoter!

Zhao: Hi, how are you?

Big: I won't get sick this year, I won't get sick, I won't get sick, I won't get sick, and I will take painkillers when I get sick. Antonin, Antonin, Antonin ...

Zhao: Soldier, what's it like to call for free?

Great: Great, flying feeling!

Zhao: How about your mobile phone?

Big: whether the mobile phone is good or not, whoever uses it knows!

Zhao: This hair needs washing!

Yes, it is healthier to wash.

Li: Look, they are all standing up!

Big: I choose, I like it.